Earl of Punkape Posted August 8, 2017 Report Share Posted August 8, 2017 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: When are you 2 getting married, sorry civil partnership? Are you going to move in together in punkers cardboard box or wiz away in apes chopper? You and Noakes will have lived with each for years. Perverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 8, 2017 Report Share Posted August 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: You and Noakes will have lived with each for years. Perverts. Yeah, the dirty cunt never does the washing up and did a shit on my foot the other day when I was trying to have a wank in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 8, 2017 Report Share Posted August 8, 2017 Pen, who gives a shit? Kill yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 8, 2017 Report Share Posted August 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Pen, who gives a shit? Kill yourself. When the first trains come to wales, you will. All the natives will run screaming at the devils horseless carriage just like you simpletons do standing staring at the metal birds with the roaring calls and smoke from their arseholes. You thick Taff cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 8, 2017 Report Share Posted August 8, 2017 28 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: When the first trains come to wales, you will. All the natives will run screaming at the devils horseless carriage just like you simpletons do standing staring at the metal birds with the roaring calls and smoke from their arseholes. You thick Taff cunt. This would've been, at best, a moderately acceptable cunting if it hadn't been delivered by a (probably*) sister-fucking halfwit from the forest of fucking dean. Those in glass houses (or rusty tin sheds in your case), and all that. Idiot. *up yours, rick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 8, 2017 Report Share Posted August 8, 2017 3 hours ago, Punkape said: What do you think of this nom Withers ? It's all a bit superfluous for me. Kind regards etc. Not a bad nom Punkers, but putting that to one side, have you seen the way I am being attacked by members of TMS forum. In my first week on there I put up a brilliant comment about the Two Fat Ladies fisting each other, got the famous ' Comment of the week award', the other 5 members got jealous, and my membership was cancelled. Closed shop indeed. I bet none of them play golf either. Dopey cunts. Regards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 8, 2017 Report Share Posted August 8, 2017 14 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Not a bad nom Punkers, but putting that to one side, have you seen the way I am being attacked by members of TMS forum. In my first week on there I put up a brilliant comment about the Two Fat Ladies fisting each other, got the famous ' Comment of the week award', the other 5 members got jealous, and my membership was cancelled. Closed shop indeed. I bet none of them play golf either. Dopey cunts. Regards. You'll be let into his golf club I'm sure. He likes a man who surrenders easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: When are you 2 getting married, sorry civil partnership? Are you going to move in together in punkers cardboard box or wiz away in apes chopper? They will move into the cardboard box next spring, once punky has completed the extension (a taurpaulin porch). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: When the first trains come to wales, you will. All the natives will run screaming at the devils horseless carriage just like you simpletons do standing staring at the metal birds with the roaring calls and smoke from their arseholes. You thick Taff cunt. Yawn. Why don't you throw in another "hilarious" sheep-shagging quip, you unoriginal cunt. Have you got over the pasting I gave you the other night? You've certainly managed to mention me enough times since then, so it's good to know you're not rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Yawn. Why don't you throw in another "hilarious" sheep-shagging quip, you unoriginal cunt. Have you got over the pasting I gave you the other night? You've certainly managed to mention me enough times since then, so it's good to know you're not rattled. I have just opened a new bar of soap Decs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 13 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I have just opened a new bar of soap Decs Careful, Withers, Stubby and his devastating original wit are stalking the corner this morning. You don't want him roasting you with material about beret's and baguettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Was it true that the retired train driver they hired had bullshitted them and was only a shunting yard operator? Or was that just something they put in the films. From what I have read it is very unlikely that he had ever been a train driver or even ever had anything to do with working on trains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 11 hours ago, Punkape said: What do you think of this nom Withers ? It's all a bit superfluous for me. Kind regards etc. Reported for talking to the dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 (edited) 9 hours ago, Bubba C said: This would've been, at best, a moderately acceptable cunting if it hadn't been delivered by a (probably*) sister-fucking halfwit from the forest of fucking dean. Those in glass houses (or rusty tin sheds in your case), and all that. Idiot. *up yours, rick. Sheep shagger 30 minutes ago, Decimus said: Yawn. Why don't you throw in another "hilarious" sheep-shagging quip, you unoriginal cunt. Have you got over the pasting I gave you the other night? You've certainly managed to mention me enough times since then, so it's good to know you're not rattled. Just because my rattlesnake was clearly better and first there's no need to be a prick. I was willing to drop to whole affair, thus avoiding your total meltdown. However, you've obviously woken up on the wrong side of the floor, looking forward to another miserable day in your shit job, still seething over the 48 hours of solid victories I've had over you. You're finished here Edited August 9, 2017 by Stubby Pecker Your rattled snake is gay and you poke it up your arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 22 hours ago, Wolfie said: I have no problem with The Great Train Robbers. All from working-class backgrounds, the gang committed a similar crime as modern-day bankers do under the umbrella of the law. Perhaps if the banking elite wasn't so greedy, people beneath them wouldn't be forced into crime in the first place. Maybe so, but the banking elite don't tend to beat the living shit out of innocent train drivers whilst stealing your money. Unless by 'banking elite' you mean One-Eyed Tony, our local loan shark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 9 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Maybe so, but the banking elite don't tend to beat the living shit out of innocent train drivers whilst stealing your money. Unless by 'banking elite' you mean One-Eyed Tony, our local loan shark. Mills, who was 57 at the time of the robbery, never fully recovered from his injuries. He returned to work in May 1964, and worked for 18 months on light duties. He was then on sick leave from November 1965 until December 1966 with shingles. He returned for one last year in work for 1967, retiring at Christmas, with two and a half months off sick that year. Jack Mills had severe brain damage and blows to the head. He never recovered and suffered until his death. When Ronnie Biggs' wife Charmian Biggs' story was told in the Sunday Mirror, it was revealed by rival papers that she had been paid £65,000, dwarfing the £250 compensation that Mills had received. The Daily Mail then launched an appeal on his behalf that raised £34,000, which enabled Mills to move into a more comfortable house in Crewe. Mills died in February 1970 shortly after moving. He died of chronic lymphocytic leukaemia, with a further complication of bronchial pneumonia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 2 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Maybe so, but the banking elite don't tend to beat the living shit out of innocent train drivers whilst stealing your money. Unless by 'banking elite' you mean One-Eyed Tony, our local loan shark. No, but they pay others to inadvertently 'tidy up' on their behalf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Sheep shagger Just because my rattlesnake was clearly better and first there's no need to be a prick. I was willing to drop to whole affair, thus avoiding your total meltdown. However, you've obviously woken up on the wrong side of the floor, looking forward to another miserable day in your shit job, still seething over the 48 hours of solid victories I've had over you. You're finished here Your rant confirms my suspicions. 5-0 Decs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 11 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I have just opened a new bar of soap Decs How long did the last one go on for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 16 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: How long did the last one go on for? It's been up his arse since 1956. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Your rant confirms my suspicions. 5-0 Decs. Well, well decs you just can't let it lie and accept the pummelling you took. Any punters who want a real treat, go back 48 hours and witness the pant wetting spaz out from our resident fen dwelling cunt. I think he might have actually shat himself with rage as my spies in Norfolk tell me of reports of a super strong smell of human shit that coincided with tearful screams of anguish. I'm happy to oblige you again tonight by tearing you to shreds but I think the embarrassment might finish you off so better call up your homo homeboys to give you a hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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