Neil Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 What fucking good is it? If I want to water my plants ill get the cunt out of the tap.Just fuck off to drought ridden shit hole where you'll be more welcome,I fucking hate this country for its shit weather,Rain is a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 I'm more than happy to contribute towards your one-way ticket to Damascus, Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 No need,it'll soon be here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 28 minutes ago, Neil said: No need,it'll soon be here Manchester will be pretty full as Lahore, Kabul, Tehran, Lagos and Warsaw are already here. I hope they like the rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, Manky said: Manchester will be pretty full as Lahore, Kabul, Tehran, Lagos and Warsaw are already here. I hope they like the rain. And the abject poverty... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: And the abject poverty... Rain made Manchester the first industrial city in the world. The damp climate meant cotton stayed less brittle even though Rome has a higher annual rainfall, ours is spread over about 680 days a year. Eddie, you are living and learning. How does it feel to experience such a novelty for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Manky said: Rain made Manchester the first industrial city in the world. The damp climate meant cotton stayed less brittle even though Rome has a higher annual rainfall, ours is spread over about 680 days a year. Eddie, you are living and learning. How does it feel to experience such a novelty for you? Manchester, built on the slave trade, so not all bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Manky said: Rain made Manchester the first industrial city in the world. The damp climate meant cotton stayed less brittle even though Rome has a higher annual rainfall, ours is spread over about 680 days a year. Eddie, you are living and learning. How does it feel to experience such a novelty for you? Until the 1700's, the only towns in England outside of London with more than 20,000 people were Norwich and Great Yarmouth. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 Just now, Decimus said: Until the 1700's, the only towns in England outside of London with more than 20,000 people were Norwich and Great Yarmouth. Fuck off. Interbreeding does that. Statistically, no two people in East Angular can be differentiated using their DNA profiles. That is why farmers shoot burglars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Until the 1700's, the only towns in England outside of London with more than 20,000 people were Norwich and Great Yarmouth. Fuck off. Only an idiot who lives equidistant from Norwich and London could possibly think that that's something worth bragging about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 21 minutes ago, Manky said: Rain made Manchester the first industrial city in the world. The damp climate meant cotton stayed less brittle even though Rome has a higher annual rainfall, ours is spread over about 680 days a year. Eddie, you are living and learning. How does it feel to experience such a novelty for you? People living in Rome must be bitterly jealous of Manchester's climate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, Manky said: Interbreeding does that. Statistically, no two people in East Angular can be differentiated using their DNA profiles. That is why farmers shoot burglars. @Stubby Pecker this is how it's fucking done. He may be a crass, northern bigot, and I've certainly wished him dead on more than one occasion, but Manky has produced some classic material during our sparring sessions over the years. So far you haven't provided a single riposte worthy of the time I've expended on a non-fucking-entity like yourself. Up your game or fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: What fucking good is it? If I want to water my plants ill get the cunt out of the tap.Just fuck off to drought ridden shit hole where you'll be more welcome,I fucking hate this country for its shit weather,Rain is a cunt I can't stand the rain against my window. Bringing back sweet memories. I can't stand the rain against my window, cos he ain't here with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I can't stand the rain against my window. Bringing back sweet memories. I can't stand the rain against my window, cos he ain't here with me. For this reason, have you considered hanging yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 Just now, Wolfie said: For this reason, have you considered hanging yourself? Tried once Wolfie. Used my friends bungee rope. I went up and down more times than Roops knickers. Fucking head kept hitting the ceiling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 I like the rain. It keeps the darkies indoors. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Tried once Wolfie. Used my friends bungee rope. I went up and down more times than Roops knickers. Fucking head kept hitting the ceiling. Christ. It must've felt like being stuck in a malfunctioning lift with a three-year-old at the helm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: @Stubby Pecker this is how it's fucking done. He may be a crass, northern bigot, and I've certainly wished him dead on more than one occasion, but Manky has produced some classic material during our sparring sessions over the years. So far you haven't provided a single riposte worthy of the time I've expended on a non-fucking-entity like yourself. Up your game or fuck off. Well this is a free country and you're entitled to your opinion even if it is horse shit. The reason for your uppity demenor of late must be because your little helpers are prowling around, hence the smell of shit. Please put your pants back on a dry your eyes, the corner isn't ready for one of your legendary meltdowns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I like the rain. It keeps the darkies indoors. reported for missing an opportunity to use a semicolon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: reported for missing an opportunity to use a semicolon I'm with Ratty on this one. People with colostomy bags are too smug by half, and their lack of reliance on toilet paper gives them an air of self righteous satisfaction that they are helping to preserve the habitats of Orangutans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 9 minutes ago, ratcum said: reported for missing an opportunity to use a semicolon Uncle Rex had trouble with his colon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm with Ratty on this one. People with colostomy bags are too smug by half, and their lack of reliance on toilet paper gives them an air of self righteous satisfaction that they are helping to preserve the habitats of Orangutans. I think I can happily retire now, although I may stay on in an advisory capacity 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 17 minutes ago, ratcum said: I think I can happily retire now, although I may stay on in an advisory capacity What about Raine Spencer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: What about Raine Spencer? Some mothers do 'ave 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a memory, falling on my head like a new emotion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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