Cunts Who Call Fat cunts, Who are Fat Cunts, Fat Cunts for Generalized Reasons.

[Guest Hector]

Much has been written and said about obese fuckers recently but have there been many studies on why such a large percentage of the population are overweight?

Well, here’s a thought;  there are millions of ex-smokers out there who have become doughnut-eating lard-arses simply because they have quit smoking. I know because a colleague of mine is something of a porker and he tells me he lost his sylph-like figure of yesteryear simply by ditching the fags.

Hmm, I wonder, are these corpulent burger-munching cunts fat because they eat the equivalent of a carthorse everyday?

Or is it because they have chosen a healthier lifestyle?

Discuss and fuck off.

Edited August 10, 2017 by Hector
Wanker can't spell or proof read.

[cuntspotter]

So, are you fat?... is this "mate " you?

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Don't the police use FATSO cameras?

[Neil]

Obesity is not an illness just like depression isn't,it's a life style choice of the week minded.I recommend a rope and bleach

Fuck off you miserable fat cunts

[Guest Lady Penelope]

1 minute ago, Neil said:

Obesity is not an illness just like depression isn't,it's a life style choice of the week minded.I recommend a rope and bleach

Fuck off you miserable fat cunts

How are your glands this morning?

[Guest Lady Penelope]

[Bubba C]

10 hours ago, Mac Spunk said:

Much has been written and said about obese fuckers recently but have there been many studies on why such a large percentage of the population are overweight?

Well, here’s a thought;  there are millions of ex-smokers out there who have become doughnut-eating lard-arses simply because they have quit smoking. I know because a colleague of mine is something of a porker and he tells me he lost his sylph-like figure of yesteryear simply by ditching the fags.

Hmm, I wonder, are these corpulent burger-munching cunts fat because they eat the equivalent of a carthorse everyday?

Or is it because they have chosen a healthier lifestyle?

Discuss and fuck off.

I wish you'd take just 50% of your own advice. 

Have a nice day, hector. 

[Earl of Punkape]

10 hours ago, Mac Spunk said:

Much has been written and said about obese fuckers recently but have there been many studies on why such a large percentage of the population are overweight?

Well, here’s a thought;  there are millions of ex-smokers out there who have become doughnut-eating lard-arses simply because they have quit smoking. I know because a colleague of mine is something of a porker and he tells me he lost his sylph-like figure of yesteryear simply by ditching the fags.

Hmm, I wonder, are these corpulent burger-munching cunts fat because they eat the equivalent of a carthorse everyday?

Or is it because they have chosen a healthier lifestyle?

Discuss and fuck off.

Who the fuck are are you ?

When your HIV+ status develops into full blown AIDS you'll lose plenty of weight. 

Lol.

Fuck off.

[Cuntybaws]

10 hours ago, Mac Spunk said:

Hmm, I wonder, are these corpulent burger-munching cunts fat because they eat the equivalent of a carthorse everyday?

Or is it because they have chosen a healthier lifestyle?

It's because they're lazy, weak-willed fucking blobs. Would Disney lie to us?

[Guest Hector]

1 hour ago, Bubba C said:

I wish you'd take just 50% of your own advice. 

Have a nice day, hector. 

I've still got piles, Bubba. Three weeks today.

[Guest Hector]

1 hour ago, Punkape said:

Who the fuck are are you ?

When your HIV+ status develops into full blown AIDS you'll lose plenty of weight. 

Lol.

Fuck off.

Can do better.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

2 hours ago, Punkape said:

Who the fuck are are you ?

When your HIV+ status develops into full blown AIDS you'll lose plenty of weight. 

Lol.

Fuck off.

Have you had any more trouble with your glands this week Punker's?

[Guest Lady Penelope]

12 hours ago, Mac Spunk said:

 he tells me he lost his sylph-like figure of yesteryear simply by ditching the fags.

Where was he getting his fags from .. was it a "chicks with dicks" dating site?

[Eric Cuntman]

56 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said:

Have you had any more trouble with your glands this week Punker's?

He's having trouble with his glans, it's covered in shit and tapeworm segments.

[Guest Snatch]

6 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said:

Where was he getting his fags from .. was it a "chicks with dicks" dating site?

There is no such thing. Only men with tits. Punkape mentions them all the time when he talks about his Thailand holidays. 

Of course they are of an age where it is perfectly legal to have "relations". I would never suggest anything else.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

7 hours ago, Snatch said:

There is no such thing. Only men with tits. Punkape mentions them all the time when he talks about his Thailand holidays. 

Of course they are of an age where it is perfectly legal to have "relations". I would never suggest anything else.

He can't afford a Thai holiday.  When he speaks of men with tits, it's the camera footage from his mobile phone he gets when servicing old fat men in the changing room of the golf club.  He just can

t get enough of those Y chromosome low hangers, bellies that hang over a swimming brief meant for fit athletic body types, and the brown stains on the trousers.  

[Jiggerycock]

It's got nothing to do with quitting smoking and everything to do with being a corpulent cunt who funnels cheese into every orifice whenever possible.

There's your discussion, Barbapapa!

[Guest Lady Penelope]

15 hours ago, Snatch said:

. I would never suggest anything else.

Perish the thought.

[Guest Hector]

On 12/08/2017 at 8:04 AM, Jiggerycock said:

It's got nothing to do with quitting smoking and everything to do with being a corpulent cunt who funnels cheese into every orifice whenever possible.

There's your discussion, Barbapapa!

Unlike some on here, who have cheese coming out of every orifice.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

Neil you fat fucking pervert. Have you been crawling around in the sewers of Whitechapel trying to cop a look at some unsuspecting beaver and got stuck?

[Snowy]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-41129960

Apparently its these cunts fault not that you cant stop eating.

[ratcum]

My old man's a dustman

He wears a dustman's hat

He moved to the coast of Florida

And drowned, the fuckin twat

[Guest Spanky]

20 hours ago, ratcum said:

My old man's a dustman

He wears a dustman's hat

He moved to the coast of Florida

And drowned, the fuckin twat

It's funny because it's true.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

19 minutes ago, Spanky said:

It's funny because it's true.

It's not, because Ratty doesn't know who his old man is.

(Is it contravening rule 14? or whatever it is - I've never actually read them - if I say the family member technically is undetermined??)

[Neil]

On 12/09/2017 at 6:08 PM, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Neil you fat fucking pervert. Have you been crawling around in the sewers of Whitechapel trying to cop a look at some unsuspecting beaver and got stuck?

I think Punkers must have been in London for the weekend and shat out a large spunk ball that he has accumulated over the last few years of rent-boy dalliance