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Mmm. Saggy, medicine ball titted, good for a half decent flab wank. But looks like she'd go fucking mental should you man gunk her knitwear and soft furnishings. Avoid.?

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4 hours ago, scotty said:

Afternoon ratty, every fucker seems tetchy today, myself included. Have you noticed this phenomenon?

I know what you mean Scotto but I've no idea where it's coming from. Everyone's so lovely on here; it's an oasis of calm and tolerance compared to my marriage for sure

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Guest Wizardsleeve
2 hours ago, ratcum said:

I know what you mean Scotto but I've no idea where it's coming from. Everyone's so lovely on here; it's an oasis of calm and tolerance compared to my marriage for sure

You might consider speaking to your missus, Ratters.  I saw Frank stalking her while grocery shopping.  The things he did with cucumbers and sausages in her presence....it may have left her a bit overwhelmed.

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8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

You might consider speaking to your missus, Ratters.  I saw Frank stalking her while grocery shopping.  The things he did with cucumbers and sausages in her presence....it may have left her a bit overwhelmed.

fortunately the cucumber was racist, so it felt like an old friend to her. Thanks for the tip off though; it gives a rat a good feeling knowing you're out there Wizzo

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Guest Wizardsleeve
8 hours ago, ratcum said:

fortunately the cucumber was racist, so it felt like an old friend to her. Thanks for the tip off though; it gives a rat a good feeling knowing you're out there Wizzo

The esteemed members of the corner are the finest people to be found anywhere.  it's a privilege to be of assistance!  

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On Friday, August 11, 2017 at 9:39 AM, The Lady Penelope said:

Most apt "Conversatiooff.. 66 reasons to stop talking" .. I like her.

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or, 1 reason to stop nominating piss poor cunts. I hope you wake up dead soon. feck orf.

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Guest Spanky
1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

The only thing I want to see Kerry Katona fucked with is a sledgehammer.

That would be a popular exclusive in Hello. Followed by Posh and Becks basted in jam and left to the wasps.

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On ‎11‎/‎08‎/‎2017 at 9:39 AM, The Lady Penelope said:

Most apt "Conversations .. 66 reasons to stop talking" .. I like her.

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Who's the ginger in the black leather jacket?

He looks like that growly, chisel chinned, Jock cunt who used to ponce about in The Skids

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Guest Lady Penelope
44 minutes ago, r-soles said:

Who's the ginger in the black leather jacket?

He looks like that growly, chisel chinned, Jock cunt who used to ponce about in The Skids

Its her second husband

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