Eric Cuntman Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 30 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Ruffled. Tousled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 15 minutes ago, Ape said: Yeah, we've all heard the ninja cyclist thing. We've heard it repeatedly, and it's getting very fucking tedious. My job as a ninja cyclist is to wear idiots down to lull them into a false sense of security, then strike like a fast thing going fast. You are currently at stage one where the idiot gets worn down. Be afraid, be very afraid. Keep your doors locked and your air bags in working order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 58 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: What's with the repeated "rattled" thing? This is now so over-used that the phrase has lost its effectiveness. Aside from being unoriginal it's beginning to look that the person who cries "rattled" is more likely to be the rattled one. That's so true. Eric said something derogatory towards me the other day, and I retorted with 'rattled' when I so desperately wanted to say something awful about his poor wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 42 minutes ago, Ape said: Yeah, we've all heard the ninja cyclist thing. We've heard it repeatedly, and it's getting very fucking tedious. Do you swear a lot at work Ape ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 8 minutes ago, Frank said: That's so true. Eric said something derogatory towards me the other day, and I retorted with 'rattled' when I so desperately wanted to say something awful about his poor wife. Reported for family inferences.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: Do you swear a lot at work Ape ? None of your fucking business, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit cunt scum. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 Do you work in a factory or on a site ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 5 hours ago, Ape said: Haven't seen much in the way of nominations out of you Panzy. Come on, post a few - show me how it's done. Wouldn't want to eclipse a bullet magnet such as yerself and your sheet talk Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Wouldn't want to eclipse a bullet magnet such as yerself and your sheet talk Panzerknacker Yeah, of course. How selfless of you. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 21 minutes ago, Frank said: That's so true. Eric said something derogatory towards me the other day, and I retorted with 'rattled' when I so desperately wanted to say something awful about his poor wife. Rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 12 minutes ago, Ape said: None of your fucking business, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit cunt scum. Fuck off. Do you eat a lot of parsley or other "herbes fines gratin" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 Why the fuckery aren't you lot down the pub (I'm just going, fuck off) on a Saturday evening? Jesus fucking wept. Or can you not afford to on your spaz rates of pay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Mac Spunk said: Why the fuckery aren't you lot down the pub (I'm just going, fuck off) on a Saturday evening? Jesus fucking wept. Or can you not afford to on your spaz rates of pay? I've just got back from the golf club where I've had a plentiful abundance of assorted "boissons". Fuck off. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 6 minutes ago, Mac Spunk said: Why the fuckery aren't you lot down the pub (I'm just going, fuck off) on a Saturday evening? Jesus fucking wept. Or can you not afford to on your spaz rates of pay? What time does your shift start at Bugger King ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: What time does your shift start at Bugger King ? Why? Do you think you might have enough time to taste the mayo on his whopper? Poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 10 minutes ago, Mac Spunk said: Why the fuckery aren't you lot down the pub (I'm just going, fuck off) on a Saturday evening? Jesus fucking wept. Or can you not afford to on your spaz rates of pay? Hector, unlike yourself not everyone resides in a Blackpool halfway-house, tethered to a dial up internet modem and unable to move five feet away from a spunk stained mattress should they wish to browse the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Hector, unlike yourself not everyone resides in a Blackpool halfway-house, tethered to a dial up internet modem and unable to move five feet away from a spunk stained mattress should they wish to browse the internet. Internet whilst out and about? Sounds like witchcraft to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Internet whilst out and about? Sounds like witchcraft to me. Have you heard from stubby? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 9 hours ago, Ape said: Please, please, please don't think, for one fucking minute, that I've stopped and allowed you through for any other reason than it being the law of the road. I have not extended some great courtesy toward you, and inside I'm fucking seething with hatred for you at being forced to stop. Just get the fuck out of my way and fuck the fuck off. Cunt. Fuck off. It's cunts who don't thank me for giving way that make my piss boil. I wish I had a fucking flame thrower gadget on my car so I can incinerate the ungrateful cunts as they go through. But that's Jaguar for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's cunts who don't thank me for giving way that make my piss boil. I wish I had a fucking flame thrower gadget on my car so I can incinerate the ungrateful cunts as they go through. But that's Jaguar for you. I can imagine your skinny old wrinkled pilates arse pootling around in a modern classic. Boring whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's cunts who don't thank me for giving way that make my piss boil. I wish I had a fucking flame thrower gadget on my car so I can incinerate the ungrateful cunts as they go through. But that's Jaguar for you. I believe they are designing a car for women. They are combining the (Renault) Clio and (Ford) Taurus to make the Clitaurus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: Yeah, of course. How selfless of you. Wanker. Are you a male prostitute ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Are you a male prostitute ? Until you return control of the Punkape idiot to the master, and stop allowing the spastic understudy to post, you can fuck right off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 8 minutes ago, Ape said: Until you return control of the Punkape idiot to the master, and stop allowing the spastic understudy to post, you can fuck right off. Do you work for the local corporation ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 35 minutes ago, Frank said: I can imagine your skinny old wrinkled pilates arse pootling around in a modern classic. Boring whore. You bring absolutely fuck all to the party. Everything that comes out of your gob is negative, vacuus bullshit. Why don't you do everyone a favour and fuck off and take that talentless Agrian twat Vangelis with you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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