Wolfie Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 Just now, Roadkill said: Why the fuck is she wearing Borat underwear? Oddly, her face is more pale than her thighs. Perhaps she's converting to Islam and has decided to champion a trend-setting legless burqa. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: Oddly, her face is more pale than her thighs. Perhaps she's converting to Islam and has decided to champion a trend-setting legless burqa. It would be nice to see a change from the Star Wars Imperial Guard look: Fucking nerds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 Thread reported for revisionist, pro imperialist and moral perversion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 13 hours ago, Rick_B said: It wasn't helped though by the fact that the boy's equivalent was called Leader. Could have been worse. The working title was "Rapist". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: It would be nice to see a change from the Star Wars Imperial Guard look: Fucking nerds. Star Wars was undoubtedly ahead of its time. The gender-neutral burqas of the Imperial Guard are proof of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: Star Wars was undoubtedly ahead of its time. The gender-neutral burqas of the Imperial Guard are proof of this. Cattle prods provided by Roops Inc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 15 hours ago, The Beast said: Any cunt who advocates this gender neutral bollocks should be neutered, the Rev and Fender can then take care of the finer points. Whilst these slimy corporate advertising tossers are going along with this perverse programme there is another more sinister side with the overt sexualisation of children. Dopey parents don't always see it for what it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 51 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: "Should we get him a T-shirt for the parade, Butch?" "No, Hilda, we'll just have him parade around shirtless in front of a bunch of strangers, that should get the message across." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: "Should we get him a T-shirt for the parade, Butch?" "No, Hilda, we'll just have him parade around shirtless in front of a bunch of strangers, that should get the message across." The photo at the LGBT march was taken 10 years ago. Now it reads 'I ♥ my bums'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Hokey Gingers said: Sitting duck for a deviant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Hokey Gingers said: Absolutely fucking disgraceful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: Methinks he might regret getting that tattoo when he's older. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 4 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: The "heart" means "fuck", doesn't it? (Like all true red-blooded heterosexual males, I'm not very good at emojis.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Absolutely fucking disgraceful. If you mean his haircut, I agree. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 This gay stuff with the fucking rainbows and whatnot is all very well, but it doesn't really prepare anyone for the experience of having a fist or a huge cock shoved up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 10 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: This gay stuff with the fucking rainbows and whatnot is all very well, but it doesn't really prepare anyone for the experience of having a fist or a huge cock shoved up your arse. Choir practice does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 15, 2017 Report Share Posted August 15, 2017 18 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: Looks like 'Jeremy' from the Pearl Jam video. Maybe they meant to write 'I heart my moms.....impression of Ethel Merman' but were shit with apostrophe's and ran out of ink (or mascara and lipstick by the look of it). It's a possibility that has to be entertained Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 15, 2017 Report Share Posted August 15, 2017 8 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: This gay stuff with the fucking rainbows and whatnot is all very well, but it doesn't really prepare anyone for the experience of having a fist or a huge cock shoved up your arse. Are you Elton John? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 15, 2017 Report Share Posted August 15, 2017 20 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: This gay stuff with the fucking rainbows and whatnot is all very well, but it doesn't really prepare anyone for the experience of having a fist or a huge cock shoved up your arse. ...or a katana or a unicorns horn. That reminds me, where's that fucking fat gaylord Keef? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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camberwell gypsy Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 On 13/08/2017 at 9:15 PM, Eric Cuntman said: It's already happening Neil, every 'male' under the age of 30 are squeezing their legs into denim effect tights and wearing sky blue canvas ballet pumps on their feet, and have a vast range of beauty, or 'male grooming products' on the bathroom shelf. Not the bar of Wrights coal tar, disposable razor and the occasional splash of dads Brut 33 we made do with. They're all fucking poofs and should be forced to fight in pits to toughen them up. This is what happens when you turn football into a fairies parade and get rid of the terraces, the traditional venue for the rite of passage that getting beaten up used to be. No wonder really that white girls are rejecting these prancing wankers and getting knocked up by black crack dealers instead. Eric, getting a clip round the earhole by a flat cap wearing old geezer because you stepped on his Labrador's paw during a Welling v Bromley Isthmian league clash during the 70s doesn't count as a rite of passage. Up your game 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Eric, getting a clip round the earhole by a flat cap wearing old geezer because you stepped on his Labrador's paw during a Welling v Bromley Isthmian league clash during the 70s doesn't count as a rite of passage. Up your game Have you ever been knocked up by a black crack dealer, Gyps? Such types surely frequent London's Camberwell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Have you ever been knocked up by a black crack dealer, Gyps? Such types surely frequent London's Camberwell. Knocked up? I'm not a fucking IKEA wardrobe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Knocked up? I'm not a fucking IKEA wardrobe. I bet you'd pay good money for a sturdy chest these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I bet you'd pay good money for a sturdy chest these days. You are Sid James and I claim my fiver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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