Ape™️ Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 I'm currently in Portugal with the family at a very nice all inclusive villa complex, which I believe may belong to Eddie. Anyway, it's all very pleasant, with good food, lovely accommodation and five swimming pools. However, I'm aghast at the number of English she-walrus monstrosities that feel it necessary, and even permissible, to wear a bikini. I'm actually amazed that such garments are even available, and suspect these fat slags have to commission someone to construct them, probably a sailmaker. What's even sadder is that these walruses seem to have reasonably normally proportioned husbands who, if you look closely, have a cold vacant expression on their faces that screams "if I'd known it would become a walrus - I'd have never fucked it". Fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 I blame all the body acceptance "you're beautiful the way you are" cunts for this ghastly trend. Bikinis were from the very start and to this moment intended for fit birds, not Jabba the fucking Hutt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 37 minutes ago, Ape said: I'm currently in Portugal with the family at a very nice all inclusive villa complex, which I believe may belong to Eddie. Anyway, it's all very pleasant, with good food, lovely accommodation and five swimming pools. However, I'm aghast at the number of English she-walrus monstrosities that feel it necessary, and even permissible, to wear a bikini. I'm actually amazed that such garments are even available, and suspect these fat slags have to commission someone to construct them, probably a sailmaker. What's even sadder is that these walruses seem to have reasonably normally proportioned husbands who, if you look closely, have a cold vacant expression on their faces that screams "if I'd known it would become a walrus - I'd have never fucked it". Fuck off. Only lower class, alcoholic chavs stay in "all inclusive" hotels. At least you're with your own...... lol. Peasant. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 24 minutes ago, Ape said: I'm currently in Portugal with the family at a very nice all inclusive villa complex, which I believe may belong to Eddie. Anyway, it's all very pleasant, with good food, lovely accommodation and five swimming pools. However, I'm aghast at the number of English she-walrus monstrosities that feel it necessary, and even permissible, to wear a bikini. I'm actually amazed that such garments are even available, and suspect these fat slags have to commission someone to construct them, probably a sailmaker. What's even sadder is that these walruses seem to have reasonably normally proportioned husbands who, if you look closely, have a cold vacant expression on their faces that screams "if I'd known it would become a walrus - I'd have never fucked it". Fuck off. I couldn't agree more. How these bush pigs feel it's acceptable to waddle around or even allow themselves to get like this in the first place is beyond the realms of human decency. There's no excuse for women who haven't had kids not to be reasonably fit. If you're ugly and thick at least make sure you've got a good chassis. This also applies to all men-cut down on the pies and beer and do some fucking exercise you fat lazy cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 41 minutes ago, Ape said: I'm currently in Portugal with the family at a very nice all inclusive villa complex Why the fuck have you done that? Sounds like a boring place where cunts would holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Why the fuck have you done that? Sounds like a boring place where cunts would holiday. If you had children you'd understand why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: If you had children you'd understand why. Now you understand why I don't have kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 10 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Now you understand why I don't have kids. I suspect it's more because you're an unbearable fucking wanker that no women is prepared to have them with, rather than a life choice. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: I'm currently in Portugal with the family at a very nice all inclusive villa complex, which I believe may belong to Eddie. Anyway, it's all very pleasant, with good food, lovely accommodation and five swimming pools. However, I'm aghast at the number of English she-walrus monstrosities that feel it necessary, and even permissible, to wear a bikini. I'm actually amazed that such garments are even available, and suspect these fat slags have to commission someone to construct them, probably a sailmaker. What's even sadder is that these walruses seem to have reasonably normally proportioned husbands who, if you look closely, have a cold vacant expression on their faces that screams "if I'd known it would become a walrus - I'd have never fucked it". Fuck off. Don't forget your receipt from the Chemist so that in 3 years you can claim for being bed-ridden due to spirobacterionovasqits or something, you cheapskate chav cunt. Us ninja cyclists don't get ill. The fucking salad dodgers should have plane tickets charged per pound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: If you had children you'd understand why. Make sure you book some babysitters, they might have believed the McCanns but they wouldn't fucking believe you.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: Make sure you book some babysitters, they might have believed the McCanns but they wouldn't fucking believe you.... lol. lol. Why would I need babysitters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: I'm currently in Portugal with the family at a very nice all inclusive villa complex, which I believe may belong to Eddie. Anyway, it's all very pleasant, with good food, lovely accommodation and five swimming pools. However, I'm aghast at the number of English she-walrus monstrosities that feel it necessary, and even permissible, to wear a bikini. I'm actually amazed that such garments are even available, and suspect these fat slags have to commission someone to construct them, probably a sailmaker. What's even sadder is that these walruses seem to have reasonably normally proportioned husbands who, if you look closely, have a cold vacant expression on their faces that screams "if I'd known it would become a walrus - I'd have never fucked it". Fuck off. Eddie's villa, you say? It can't be. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 41 minutes ago, Punkape said: Make sure you book some babysitters, they might have believed the McCanns but they wouldn't fucking believe you.... lol. lol. Reported for implying child murder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 43 minutes ago, Punkape said: Make sure you book some babysitters, they might have believed the McCanns but they wouldn't fucking believe you.... lol. lol. You stupid fucking idiot. Fuck off and good riddance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 50 minutes ago, Punkape said: Make sure you book some babysitters, they might have believed the McCanns but they wouldn't fucking believe you.... lol. lol. You had to didn't you. Tosser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Mingeeta said: You had to didn't you. Tosser. Well baited trap to rid us of the lowest scum bags here? Maybe, but still no excuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 Mebbe there's a case for the burkini being made compulsory in public bathing areas for any tart over size 14, but only if you're a non-Islamic participant, I don't wanna be encouraging tolerance and stuff. OTOH, the fat fuckin chavs would soon be pimping em up to the point where they all look like that stupid fuckin batbird cunt and that would be a very bad thing indeed, case in point: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You stupid fucking idiot. Fuck off and good riddance. Rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 40 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Reported for implying child murder. No I didn't read what I wrote again........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 28 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Well baited trap to rid us of the lowest scum bags here? Maybe, but still no excuse. You're so thick and rattled..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 44 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Mebbe there's a case for the burkini being made compulsory in public bathing areas for any tart over size 14, but only if you're a non-Islamic participant, I don't wanna be encouraging tolerance and stuff. OTOH, the fat fuckin chavs would soon be pimping em up to the point where they all look like that stupid fuckin batbird cunt and that would be a very bad thing indeed, case in point: 'Mebbe'? Is your phone set on 'Panzerknacker' auto-spell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 Ape, you fucking Rattle Snake. Can't you just have a slanging match with your missus if you don't like what she's wearing instead of posting shit on here like the whimpering, fucking wet lettuce that you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 3 hours ago, Ape said: What's even sadder is that these walruses seem to have reasonably normally proportioned husbands who, if you look closely, have a cold vacant expression on their faces that screams "if I'd known it would become a walrus - I'd have never fucked it". What we could do with here is a "Chubby Brides" nomination, but that didn't work out too well last time around. Have the traditional picture of fat cunts in bikinis instead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: What we could do with here is a "Chubby Brides" nomination, but that didn't work out too well last time around. Have the traditional picture of fat cunts in bikinis instead. Yes, that's the kind of thing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 29 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Ape, you fucking Rattle Snake. Can't you just have a slanging match with your missus if you don't like what she's wearing instead of posting shit on here like the whimpering, fucking wet lettuce that you are. Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed how Drew suddenly just pops up in threads and posts a load of off-topic fucking drivel? I'm convinced he's an alcoholic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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