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3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I'm shamed SS edd, my lovely family holiday in Dorset with sea side, farm park and ice creams was worthless when I think of your flaccid belly sprawled on the sofa of you luxury Balearic penthouse, after hours party, used condom hanging out of your arse. Bet you've got a better watch than me too. 

pikey, although your kids don't realise it, yet......

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5 minutes ago, Eddie said:

didn't you start the inclusion of family members by including my wife and accusations of black babies? funny that as soon as I include your special family members you cry to admin and I get a ban. Man up you delicate flower, you're a little bit crap and you and wolfie know it....

Oh well, hard cheese. At least your not bitter about it or that thick you'd make the same mistake 

hold on...

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Not my proudest moment, but I've learned and promised not to do it again, unlike you you thick plank
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1 minute ago, Punkape said:

Reported for abuse of family....

lol.

I've always liked you punkers and will finally accept your offer of a round of golf but i really must leave before the 19th hole, he lied attempting to save my anal cherries. Can I wear me trackies?

Reporting ss Eddie is pointless, however, his faux pas along these lines are many due to the fact he's thick as shit, knows not how to behave as a gentleman should, and is thick as shit, again.

lol

lol 

fuck off!

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12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

How very dare you, Eduardo only goes to the subcontinent to abuse the natives, I don't think he's got the chops to mess with the curry munchers of brum unless they were hassling some innocent maiden in the car park, the hero. 

Edwin regurgitates even more spunk than punker's.

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@Eddie & @Decimus, last Sunday morning I asked that a certain line of attack should cease forthwith. Either through sheer stupidity or through an inability to control an oversized ego you both chose to carry on regardless. Please avail yourselves to Frank who was also incarcerated a few days ago for revisiting a previous war.

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56 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

@Eddie & @Decimus, last Sunday morning I asked that a certain line of attack should cease forthwith. Either through sheer stupidity or through an inability to control an oversized ego you both chose to carry on regardless. Please avail yourselves to Frank who was also incarcerated a few days ago for revisiting a previous war.

Let this be a warning to our resident gay porn script writer Stubby pervert......

lol.

lol.

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1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

@Eddie & @Decimus, last Sunday morning I asked that a certain line of attack should cease forthwith. Either through sheer stupidity or through an inability to control an oversized ego you both chose to carry on regardless. Please avail yourselves to Frank who was also incarcerated a few days ago for revisiting a previous war.

 

Morning Mrs. Roops your Majesty. So does this mean Ed&Dec are in the fabled cooler now? What happens and how long does it last?

Exciting stuff going on here, it's a wondrous time to be alive.

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2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

@Eddie & @Decimus, last Sunday morning I asked that a certain line of attack should cease forthwith. Either through sheer stupidity or through an inability to control an oversized ego you both chose to carry on regardless. Please avail yourselves to Frank who was also incarcerated a few days ago for revisiting a previous war.

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1 hour ago, Punkape said:

Let this be a warning to our resident gay porn script writer Stubby pervert......

lol.

lol.

Here's the deal punkers: I'll call a cease fire on this angle of attack ONLY if you cut out your repetitive golf, god, cretin, herpees, aids shite? This is a once in a life time offer and in no way precludes me telling you to fuck off in conventional terms, unlike the hand holding arrangement between minge and panzybaby, the poofs.

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51 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Only a more complete cunt would pay any attention to your  innane bleating 

Panzerknacker 

And once again it surfaces, from a sea of takeaway food packaging, rent arrears notifications and lager cans, to deliver another of its brilliant posts. Then, literally seconds later, it disappears back to the depths of unemployment and benefit fraud, where it spends the vast majority of its time. What a majestic beast.

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8 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Only a more complete cunt would pay any attention to your  innane bleating 

Panzerknacker 

Enough of the warmongering and hatin' panzy. Head your own advice and give uncle ape a break, after all he and the rest of us have been working hard to fund your slovenly life style. Make the most of it thought, when the eu fucks us off for good no more free handouts to the poor man of Europe and you'll be part of Eire quicker than you cunts can say bejaysus 

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14 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

@Eddie & @Decimus, last Sunday morning I asked that a certain line of attack should cease forthwith. Either through sheer stupidity or through an inability to control an oversized ego you both chose to carry on regardless. Please avail yourselves to Frank who was also incarcerated a few days ago for revisiting a previous war.

I was going to ask if frank's cancer finally took hold, but this is a much more realistic expectation for him.  

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Guest Tata Steely Dan

Just rename the nom "English women". The inclusion of "fat", ""ugly" and "slags" is entirely tautologous. Even hot English women are only hot because their weird lop-sided grins and mismatched teeth give them a fleetingly foxy allure. The rest of them all look like this:

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