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44 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

Just rename the nom "English women". The inclusion of "fat", ""ugly" and "slags" is entirely tautologous. Even hot English women are only hot because their weird lop-sided grins and mismatched teeth give them a fleetingly foxy allure. The rest of them all look like this:

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Ah! That's the current 'Rose of Tralee' if I'm not mistaken. 

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15 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

@Eddie & @Decimus, last Sunday morning I asked that a certain line of attack should cease forthwith. Either through sheer stupidity or through an inability to control an oversized ego you both chose to carry on regardless. Please avail yourselves to Frank who was also incarcerated a few days ago for revisiting a previous war.

Maybe you should throw everyone who argues in the cooler. It's tedious.

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1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Maybe you should throw everyone who argues in the cooler. It's tedious.

Gyps, you do realize that trying to sneak in a file or saw by getting coolered yourself won't actually work, don't you?  

The lads will be back.  

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6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Maybe you should throw everyone who argues in the cooler. It's tedious.

Thank you for arranging for them to allow me to have a plastic knife Camb's.

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11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Enough of the warmongering and hatin' panzy. Head your own advice and give uncle ape a break, after all he and the rest of us have been working hard to fund your slovenly life style. Make the most of it thought, when the eu fucks us off for good no more free handouts to the poor man of Europe and you'll be part of Eire quicker than you cunts can say bejaysus 

Faith n begorrah Stubby baby. ..Hopefully twill never come to that. .maybe when tessy comes back from her holliers in Italy she'll come to her senses and call a halt to all this gettin out fukwankery. ..there's no good in any of it for anyone I tellz ya...ape..keep working 

Panzerknacker 

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29 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Faith n begorrah Stubby baby. ..Hopefully twill never come to that. .maybe when tessy comes back from her holliers in Italy she'll come to her senses and call a halt to all this gettin out fukwankery. ..there's no good in any of it for anyone I tellz ya...ape..keep working 

Panzerknacker 

You're a sage panzy but I fear mrs may ain't for turning. Your Arlene is a rabid dog and a proper wrong 'un to boot but she could stop us lurching towards complete isolation much to the horror of the fuckwits who think we can turn the clock back to the days of empire.

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12 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

Just rename the nom "English women". The inclusion of "fat", ""ugly" and "slags" is entirely tautologous. Even hot English women are only hot because their weird lop-sided grins and mismatched teeth give them a fleetingly foxy allure. The rest of them all look like this:

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That's a bit rich coming from a Scot. The reason why Scandinavian birds are so nice looking is because the Vikings left all the fat, ugly cunts up there.

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13 minutes ago, nocti said:

That's a bit rich coming from a Scot. The reason why Scandinavian birds are so nice looking is because the Vikings left all the fat, ugly cunts up there.

Fair's fair, Dan, he's got a point.

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16 minutes ago, nocti said:

That's a bit rich coming from a Scot. The reason why Scandinavian birds are so nice looking is because the Vikings left all the fat, ugly cunts up there.

I suspect Dan spends pretty much all his waking hours drunk, and as a consequence looks at the abundance of fat, toothless hags that inhabit his country, through some industrial strength beer goggles.

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49 minutes ago, nocti said:

That's a bit rich coming from a Scot. The reason why Scandinavian birds are so nice looking is because the Vikings left all the fat, ugly cunts up there.

The hypocrisy of the cunt is quite breathtaking. I'm not sure I've ever seen a Scottish bird who doesn't look like a pig wrapped in cling film. 

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6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

You're a sage panzy but I fear mrs may ain't for turning. Your Arlene is a rabid dog and a proper wrong 'un to boot but she could stop us lurching towards complete isolation much to the horror of the fuckwits who think we can turn the clock back to the days of empire.

Oo..she not my arleen atall. ..she's yours forever. ..like a clingy  ex ....she wouldn't be seen with the likes of me . twould be political and cultural suicide ...arleen wants a firm border tween the north n the south and tween her 17th century party ideology and the desire of Europe to give the UK a good shoeing she'll probably get it and all the billions it'll cost y'all 

Panzerknacker 

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6 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Oo..she not my arleen atall. ..she's yours forever. ..like a clingy  ex ....she wouldn't be seen with the likes of me . twould be political and cultural suicide ...arleen wants a firm border tween the north n the south and tween her 17th century party ideology and the desire of Europe to give the UK a good shoeing she'll probably get it and all the billions it'll cost y'all 

Panzerknacker 

Before she is seen dead with you panzy, you would have to get out of bed, preferably in the daytime.

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3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

The following image confirms you're a poof

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I am really surprised you couldn't prove shittyknickers is a poof without a picture Stubby.

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2 hours ago, Mingeeta said:

I am really surprised you couldn't prove shittyknickers is a poof without a picture Stubby.

Ellie McKeating, former Miss Scotland. Safe to say I'd drink her piss and use her shit for toothpaste. Bilbo isn't a poof of course, he just makes silly claims that all scotch ladies are ugly and I just wanted to point out that's not correct in a shameless excuse to post a picture of a hotty

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3 hours ago, Mingeeta said:

Before she is seen dead with you panzy, you would have to get out of bed, preferably in the daytime.

I'm on disability. .I'm bed bound ..nall ..prisoner of the duvet with its many folds that have the delicate scent of chemically derived woodland flower comfort fabric softener

Panzerknacker 

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21 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

I'm on disability. .I'm bed bound ..nall ..prisoner of the duvet with its many folds that have the delicate scent of chemically derived woodland flower comfort fabric softener

Panzerknacker 

You're also a personal trainer, midnight runner and arch back door smasher inner, make your fucking mind up!

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5 minutes ago, Punkape said:

More gay porn from our resident scriptwriter.......

Pervert.

You're either utterly thick, on an Eddie level of thickness (pig shit thick as 2 short planks) or a cretinous toadying retard with nothing better to do or say. If you actually read the post no gay accusations were laid at panzys door. I wouldn't want to use them up when I'd rather fire them at you (I've got 1000s left). Panzy has history in smashing in the back doors of many an unfortunate lady over the water.

Reading your aga threads I'd say you're on pretty thin ice with your usuall aids, herpes, golfing, oik crap. Fucking man up, grow a pair and fuck off

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8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

You're either utterly thick, on an Eddie level of thickness (pig shit thick as 2 short planks) or a cretinous toadying retard with nothing better to do or say. If you actually read the post no gay accusations were laid at panzys door. I wouldn't want to use them up when I'd rather fire them at you (I've got 1000s left). Panzy has history in smashing in the back doors of many an unfortunate lady over the water.

Reading your aga threads I'd say you're on pretty thin ice with your usuall aids, herpes, golfing, oik crap. Fucking man up, grow a pair and fuck off

You should become a catholic and find god.....and play golf.

You can take instruction in both !

Catholicism is free !

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10 minutes ago, Punkape said:

You should become a catholic and find god.....and play golf.

You can take instruction in both !

Catholicism is free !

Stubid, I think you winged him, looks like PTSD gibberish to me.

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