Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 Just. Fucking. Kill. Yourself. A mode of transport for adults who still think Harry Potter (a fucking child's book) is good literature. The worst savages are those that ride these cunts on the pavement, and/or through shops. I've noticed that lots of women, especially disgusting "business" women, ride these fucking monstrosities. And they want to be taken seriously and paid the same as us men. Lol Die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Just. Fucking. Kill. Yourself. A mode of transport for adults who still think Harry Potter (a fucking child's book) is good literature. The worst savages are those that ride these cunts on the pavement, and/or through shops. I've noticed that lots of women, especially disgusting "business" women, ride these fucking monstrosities. And they want to be taken seriously and paid the same as us men. Lol Die! Get with the times Danny boy, my electric bike riding cunts thread is more important to the saving of mankind. These scooter cunts are there to make us laugh and realise even if we're at rock bottom we're not as stupid as they are. Same goes for man buns, rangers fans and the welsh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 Adults on skateboards is worse. Fucking twats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 Pensioners on roller blades. I just read an article about a 94 year old man who met a 90 year old bird in the gym, and they got married. They can fuck right off, the coffin dodging cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 Fucking hell fire, I thought this was gonna be about fat fuckers riding spaz chariots to the benefits office, not about right on fuckers and human rights lawyers working in eco offices doing made up jobs and attending meetings. Crushing disappointment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 13 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Fucking hell fire, I thought this was gonna be about fat fuckers riding spaz chariots to the benefits office, not about right on fuckers and human rights lawyers working in eco offices doing made up jobs and attending meetings. Crushing disappointment. Best you fuck off then on your "spaz chariot" you rancid piece of congealed spunk sprayed from a farting poofs arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Best you fuck off then on your "spaz chariot" you rancid piece of congealed spunk sprayed from a farting poofs arsehole. Did your head wobble side to side while you were "quoting" me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 1 minute ago, BuggerLugs said: Did your head wobble side to side while you were "quoting" me? Yep sure did. Just to piss you off as well. For gods sake don't you do the same, your pea sized brain might rattle around your skull too much and you'll no doubt get teeth marks in the cock your smoking on. Welcome to the corner you massive cunt; drink bleach, kill yourself, woodchipper yourself, contract aids (too late in your case), fly to Syria on a date with punkape etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 Ta for the overly long missive, now fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 15, 2017 Report Share Posted August 15, 2017 9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Pensioners on roller blades. I just read an article about a 94 year old man who met a 90 year old bird in the gym, and they got married. They can fuck right off, the coffin dodging cunts! Camb's is coming to our wedding but you WILL NOT be getting an invite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 15, 2017 Report Share Posted August 15, 2017 9 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Just. Fucking. Kill. Yourself. A mode of transport for adults who still think Harry Potter (a fucking child's book) is good literature. The worst savages are those that ride these cunts on the pavement, and/or through shops. I've noticed that lots of women, especially disgusting "business" women, ride these fucking monstrosities. And they want to be taken seriously and paid the same as us men. Lol Die! Not noticed much of this, is it a scotch thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 15, 2017 Report Share Posted August 15, 2017 14 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Camb's is coming to our wedding but you WILL NOT be getting an invite I'm devastated! I guess I'll be one of the lucky ones when the Dignitas crew turn up and collect you lot for a final jab. Fuck off. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted August 15, 2017 Report Share Posted August 15, 2017 15 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Not noticed much of this, is it a scotch thing? Naw, its a 'stepping outside your front door' thing you fucking flid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 6 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Naw, its a 'stepping outside your front door' thing you fucking flid. I'm never in, all we get here are wankers balancing on those cunting electric airwheel things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 On 14/08/2017 at 11:54 PM, BuggerLugs said: Did your head wobble side to side while you were "quoting" me? On 15/08/2017 at 0:03 AM, Stubby Pecker said: Yep sure did. Just to piss you off as well. For gods sake don't you do the same, your pea sized brain might rattle around your skull too much and you'll no doubt get teeth marks in the cock your smoking on. Welcome to the corner you massive cunt; drink bleach, kill yourself, woodchipper yourself, contract aids (too late in your case), fly to Syria on a date with punkape etc etc I always find for best effect it needs to be done with eyes slightly bulging and hands on hips. Is this a real newbie or just another piece of knitted footwear from Frank's top drawer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: I always find for best effect it needs to be done with eyes slightly bulging and hands on hips. Is that your prostate ejaculation technique as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 Scotch ting. ..laffin Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 38 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Scotch ting. ..laffin Panzerknacker Hop Scotch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 On 14/08/2017 at 11:32 PM, BuggerLugs said: Fucking hell fire, I thought this was gonna be about fat fuckers riding spaz chariots to the benefits office, not about right on fuckers and human rights lawyers working in eco offices doing made up jobs and attending meetings. Crushing disappointment. As a matter of fact, so did I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 On of the last times I went into the local job centre to talk to a human about my pension the 30 something cunt working at the next desk said in a poncey high pitched voice like Punker's doubtless has, to the old hag to whom I was speaking t "Hmmm I'm off for my breaky now and going up town!." he then pulled a microscooter out from his desk and scooted off out of the building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 We have people going round on these in Brum. Look like absolute bellends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 On 14/08/2017 at 10:51 PM, Tata Steely Dan said: Just. Fucking. Kill. Yourself. A mode of transport for adults who still think Harry Potter (a fucking child's book) is good literature. The worst savages are those that ride these cunts on the pavement, and/or through shops. I've noticed that lots of women, especially disgusting "business" women, ride these fucking monstrosities. And they want to be taken seriously and paid the same as us men. Lol Die! Thinking back the last time that in was in Lundun I saw a dopey cunt on contraption similar to the one in pic but it had a seat on it and he was propelling it along with his feet on the ground like an ancient velocipede. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: Thinking back the last time that in was in Lundun I saw a dopey cunt on contraption similar to the one in pic but it had a seat on it and he was propelling it along with his feet on the ground like an ancient velocipede. I think these cunts suffer from the same dysfunction as the stupid cunts that buy modern retro shit thinking it's cool and right on. Thing is, as long as they keep getting money for doing fuck all that's even remotely useful the disease will continue to propagate, I think the following sketch by Messrs. Enfield & co. illustrates the problem perfectly: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 6 hours ago, BuggerLugs said: Is that your prostate ejaculation technique as well? That's no way to speak to a fucking lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 1 minute ago, nobgobbler said: That's no way to speak to a fucking lady. What lady was he speaking to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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