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Guest Hector
7 minutes ago, Mingeeta said:

No. Do you like the Communards?

No, I'm a little more right wing.

I've just googled the Communards and discovered  that they are gay. Mrs H confirms this and I didn't know this. This says more about you than it does about me, Mingeeta.

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Guest Bill Stickers
11 hours ago, Snowflake said:

I have a slow cooker and a sandwich toaster, keep your aga.

Absolutely amazing. What else have you got? A blender? An espresso machine? Or do they not all fit on the paltry cheap speckled bedsit kitchen counter? 

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Guest Bill Stickers
Just now, Punkape said:

I'll bet you attach "insertables" to your Kenwood mixer......

lol.

Peasant.

I'll bet you've spent the last 10 minutes visualising it, strumming one out waiting for your beans to heat up on the camping stove. 

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Guest Spanky
On 16/08/2017 at 6:56 PM, Mingeeta said:

A mondeo estate. Probably with blacked out windows.

Blimey, that was actually almost funny. You see how much better it is when you lay off the gay porn. 

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13 hours ago, Bill Stickers said:

Absolutely amazing. What else have you got? A blender? An espresso machine? Or do they not all fit on the paltry cheap speckled bedsit kitchen counter? 

Unfortunately i dont have a bedsit as the mini flakes wont fit in it but I understand the confusion as when you sit in your grimey flat, pot noodle cups and microwave boxes everywhere you invision everyone to be like you that one day it will.not be just you and the telly and the odd wank in the shower.

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Guest Mingeeta
9 hours ago, Spanky said:

Blimey, that was actually almost funny. You see how much better it is when you lay off the gay porn. 

Shut up you stupid idiotic prick. As I said earlier in the week it's easy to tell when summer club kicks out for the day.

And do yourself a favour, don't donante any more braincells to science until after you have died.

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Guest Alfie Noakes
9 hours ago, Mingeeta said:

Shut up you stupid idiotic prick. As I said earlier in the week it's easy to tell when summer club kicks out for the day.

And do yourself a favour, don't donante any more braincells to science until after you have died.

Do you think spanky has had his summer outing with the London Cabbies to the seaside yet?

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Guest Mingeeta
2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Do you think spanky has had his summer outing with the London Cabbies to the seaside yet?

Probably on it now I mean he is quiet Alfie.

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3 hours ago, Bubba C said:

"Alfie, Alfie, look at me, Alfie, I made a funny, didn't I?".

Fuck off you boring cunt. 

There's a "clique" of cunts who've realised you're a dull, intellectually challenged fool who runs crying back to his rain drenched Celtic hovel in fits of rage and anger when you receive a little light ribbing. That clique is everyone else here except your homo homies who spend most of their time in the cooler being arse raped senseless, shitting in a bucket, and becoming glory hole experts. 

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1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

There's a "clique" of cunts who've realised you're a dull, intellectually challenged fool who runs crying back to his rain drenched Celtic hovel in fits of rage and anger when you receive a little light ribbing. That clique is everyone else here except your homo homies who spend most of their time in the cooler being arse raped senseless, shitting in a bucket, and becoming glory hole experts. 

You arrogant wanker...

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Guest Mingeeta
9 hours ago, Bubba C said:

"Alfie, Alfie, look at me, Alfie, I made a funny, didn't I?".

Fuck off you boring cunt. 

Shut it Blubba you fat piece of welsh shit. When are you going to realise no one likes you, no one gives a flying fuck about an opinion you pretend to have, and with no bum chums backing you up you're like a whale out of water. Fuck off and get a life you stupid twat.

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