Cap'n Cunt Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 Come on then, you sandal-wearing faux-hippie Aga-owning cunts. Let's fight it out, man to man, in a pub car park of your choice. We'll see who's got the best kitchen appliances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 18 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Come on then, you sandal-wearing faux-hippie Aga-owning cunts. Let's fight it out, man to man, in a pub car park of your choice. We'll see who's got the best kitchen appliances. I've got a kettle and a toaster and mrs pecker a shitty coffee percolator and some blitz juice thing she never fucking uses. I got rid of the slow cooker months ago and she still hasn't noticed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I've got a kettle and a toaster and mrs pecker a shitty coffee percolator and some blitz juice thing she never fucking uses. I got rid of the slow cooker months ago and she still hasn't noticed Heathen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Snowflake said: Heathen! I expect you've got a breville sandwich toaster for your dog shit sarnies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: I expect you've got a breville sandwich toaster for your dog shit sarnies? Jesus Im not that rich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 I toast my crusts over a candle, is that any good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Old Mr Percival has still got an English Electric cooker that he bought in 1959. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Here is my toaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 6 minutes ago, r-soles said: I toast my crusts over a candle, is that any good? Crusts?? Luxury. When I were a lad we'd steal a dog biscuit from t'neighbours kennels, and that had to last us a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, scotty said: Crusts?? Luxury. When I were a lad we'd steal a dog biscuit from t'neighbours kennels, and that had to last us a month. There are a few dogs in Wrenbury and more down at Marbury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 I've got a DeDietrich range cooker called Marlene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 24 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Here is my toaster. Careful now, if admin see this they'll be using it to bring frank back to life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Well we all know the car park of choice is Colchester General. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Well we all know the car park of choice is Colchester General. Not that you've ever been there... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not that you've ever been there... If your remember he sent his mates that he doesn't have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 7 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Here is my toaster. Fucking hell. Go do me some toast Gromit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not that you've ever been there... I think he will have. It must have a disability ward surely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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