Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Up early and doing some washing for old Mr Percival .. every single pair of his underpants had skid marks along with the same on a pair of light coloured trousers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 He is Stickers. I claim my £5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 I strongly suspect that this is a visual clue that after years of being married to you, your husband has decided to become a Gay (to be totally honest, I would do the same if I were him) and being a receiver, his rectum will now struggle to form a secure seal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 'Skid Marks', are those his driving trousers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 Occupational hazard of wearing said undergarments. As long as you don't walk around stinking like a urine sodden tramp and wipe your Arse as best you can...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 i bet you still shove a finger or two up his arse when he's balls deep in you though, you filthy whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 On 8/18/2017 at 6:52 AM, The Lady Penelope said: Up early and doing some washing for old Mr Percival .. every single pair of his underpants had skid marks along with the same on a pair of light coloured trousers. I can't think of anyone better qualified at removing shit stains from clothing, Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 Professor Manky. Inventor of the brilliant 'Teflon Trollies©' Klingons will not cling on to your Primark grundies but will smear themselves all over your arse cheeks leaving your under crackers available for continuous use for months on end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: i bet you still shove a finger or two up his arse when he's balls deep in you though, you filthy whore. Tuesday shall be renamed Drewsday on account of you being a drunken simpleton who cashes his giro and gets on the special brew without fail, every Tuesday, much to the amusement of every other cunt here. Fuck off, you dumb bald cunt, and take Pen's shitty (pun intended) nom with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 Cash a Giro? ? It's BACS transferred straight into the tax efficient Jersey account nowadays you advanced Welsh retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 I bow to your superior knowledge in such matters. Pissed up, wheelchair bound idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 On 18/08/2017 at 6:52 AM, The Lady Penelope said: Up early and doing some washing for old Mr Percival .. every single pair of his underpants had skid marks along with the same on a pair of light coloured trousers. What a shit nom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 16 hours ago, Bubba C said: I bow to your superior knowledge in such matters pissed up, wheelchair bound idiot. How does a Welsh man find sheep in long grass? Irresistable. lol. You fucking Mutton Muffer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: How does a Welsh man find sheep in long grass? Irresistable. lol. You fucking Mutton Muffer Brilliant, are you on it early doors today? Was there a bit left over from your disability living allowance on account of you not spunking all of your 'income' on incontinence pants, you bald bastard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Brilliant, are you on it early doors today? Was there a bit left over from your disability living allowance on account of you not spunking all of your 'income' on incontinence pants, you bald bastard? a feeble effort. Its a 2 from Drew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 6 hours ago, Bubba C said: Brilliant, are you on it early doors today? Was there a bit left over from your disability living allowance on account of you not spunking all of your 'income' on incontinence pants, you bald bastard? What do the Welsh do for safe sex? Put a red "X" on the rear of the sheep that kick lol lol fuck of cretin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 41 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: What do the Welsh do for safe sex? Put a red "X" on the rear of the sheep that kick lol lol fuck of cretin! Brilliant. Any more 'porn' pictures you robbed off your kid's laptop that you could post up, you weird creepy cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Brilliant. Any more 'porn' pictures you robbed off your kid's laptop that you could post up, you weird creepy cunt? Here's one just for you, speak in 10, 5 if your quickLol, cretin, oik, fuck off!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Brilliant. Any more 'porn' pictures you robbed off your kid's laptop that you could post up, you weird creepy cunt? Don't trash talk the kid, Bubs, it's actually the first member of the family in the last 20 generations to be born without a tail. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 Have you ever seen the pile of shit film 'The Wrong Turn'? It's working title was 'an evening with the peckers' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 18 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: How does a Welsh man find sheep in long grass? Irresistable. lol. You fucking Mutton Muffer Where do Welsh men like to shag sheep? On the edge of a cliff as it makes them push back harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 8 hours ago, Bubba C said: Have you ever seen the pile of shit film 'The Wrong Turn'? It's working title was 'an evening with the peckers' I sat in the pub with a Welshman and asked him how many girlfriends he's had. He started counting them and fell asleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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