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Guest Lady Penelope

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Guest Lady Penelope

Up early and doing some washing for old Mr Percival .. every single pair of his underpants had skid marks along with the same on a pair of light coloured trousers.

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I strongly suspect that this is a visual clue that after years of being married to you, your husband has decided to become a Gay (to be totally honest, I would do the same if I were him) and being a receiver, his rectum will now struggle to form a secure seal.

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On 8/18/2017 at 6:52 AM, The Lady Penelope said:

Up early and doing some washing for old Mr Percival .. every single pair of his underpants had skid marks along with the same on a pair of light coloured trousers.

I can't think of anyone better qualified at removing shit stains from clothing, Pen. 

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Professor Manky. Inventor of the brilliant 'Teflon Trollies©' Klingons will not cling on to your Primark grundies but will smear themselves all over your arse cheeks leaving your under crackers available for continuous use for months on end.

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3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

i bet you still shove a finger or two up his arse when he's balls deep in you though, you filthy whore.

Tuesday shall be renamed Drewsday on account of you being a drunken simpleton who cashes his giro and gets on the special brew without fail, every Tuesday, much to the amusement of every other cunt here. 

Fuck off, you dumb bald cunt, and take Pen's shitty (pun intended) nom with you. 

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
16 hours ago, Bubba C said:

I bow to your superior knowledge in such matters pissed up, wheelchair bound idiot. 

How does a Welsh man find sheep in long grass?

Irresistable.

lol. You fucking Mutton Muffer

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2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

How does a Welsh man find sheep in long grass?

Irresistable.

lol. You fucking Mutton Muffer

Brilliant, are you on it early doors today? Was there a bit left over from your disability living allowance on account of you not spunking all of your 'income' on incontinence pants, you bald bastard? 

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
3 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

Brilliant, are you on it early doors today? Was there a bit left over from your disability living allowance on account of you not spunking all of your 'income' on incontinence pants, you bald bastard? 

a feeble effort. Its a 2 from Drew.

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6 hours ago, Bubba C said:

Brilliant, are you on it early doors today? Was there a bit left over from your disability living allowance on account of you not spunking all of your 'income' on incontinence pants, you bald bastard? 

What do the Welsh do for safe sex?

Put a red "X" on the rear of the sheep that kick

lol lol

fuck of cretin!

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4 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

Brilliant. Any more 'porn' pictures you robbed off your kid's laptop that you could post up, you weird creepy cunt? 

Don't trash talk the kid, Bubs, it's actually the first member of the family in the last 20 generations to be born without a tail.

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Guest Mingeeta
18 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

How does a Welsh man find sheep in long grass?

Irresistable.

lol. You fucking Mutton Muffer

Where do Welsh men like to shag sheep?

On the edge of a cliff as it makes them push back harder.

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