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Cromer on Lockdown


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So someone might of possibly been stabbed but also possibly not been stabbed, with reports of low level disorder and the whole place shuts? Did someone go through an amber light at a high speed of 25mph?

Bunch of fucking faires but then they do have a liberal mp. They'll have to wait until Monday before the pubs are open so they can talk about it over a half pint of shandy.

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Apparently a load of travellers have descended on the town and Decs and his close family (basically the rest of North Norfolk) have put it on lock down as they don't want any outsiders DNA diluting their genes. 

Chortle, chortle.

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45 minutes ago, Snatch said:

So someone might of possibly been stabbed but also possibly not been stabbed, with reports of low level disorder and the whole place shuts? Did someone go through an amber light at a high speed of 25mph?

Bunch of fucking faires but then they do have a liberal mp. They'll have to wait until Monday before the pubs are open so they can talk about it over a half pint of shandy.

A violent altercation involving a single family, 11 thousand people have been cautioned.

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4 hours ago, Snatch said:

So someone might of possibly been stabbed but also possibly not been stabbed, with reports of low level disorder and the whole place shuts? Did someone go through an amber light at a high speed of 25mph?

Bunch of fucking faires but then they do have a liberal mp. They'll have to wait until Monday before the pubs are open so they can talk about it over a half pint of shandy.

Unless it rains. They daren't go out when it's raining.

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24 minutes ago, Manky said:

I had one of them 'Wheres Wally?' pictures. It was a photograph of a Norwich City home match. I found 8,611 Wally's and 428 Oldham Athletic fans.

What about the 23 Stockport County fans?

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Turns out it was a bunch of dirty pikey cunts,the police have put out a statement that we shouldn't label ALL the travelling community as trouble makers....really?,oh yeah,there was that dead cunt that farmer Martin got,he's the one who's not a cunt

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11 minutes ago, Neil said:

Turns out it was a bunch of dirty pikey cunts,the police have put out a statement that we shouldn't label ALL the travelling community as trouble makers....really?,oh yeah,there was that dead cunt that farmer Martin got,he's the one who's not a cunt

Travellers are the scum of the earth and should all be gassed along with their packs of pitbulls and emaciated horses. If every Irish halfbreed shanty town in the country was raided how many human slaves and millions of pounds of stollen and illegal shit would be found? Burn them all.  

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12 minutes ago, Neil said:

Turns out it was a bunch of dirty pikey cunts,the police have put out a statement that we shouldn't label ALL the travelling community as trouble makers....really?,oh yeah,there was that dead cunt that farmer Martin got,he's the one who's not a cunt

Neil, that farmer Tony Martin was totally wrong doing what he did. He should have levelled the shotgun about 18 inches higher for the second shot.

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9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Neil, that farmer Tony Martin was totally wrong doing what he did. He should have levelled the shotgun about 18 inches higher for the second shot.

Tony Martin's problem was, that after being burgled numerous times before, he didn't have the money for another shotgun cartridge.

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11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Travellers are the scum of the earth and should all be gassed along with their packs of pitbulls and emaciated horses. If every Irish halfbreed shanty town in the country was raided how many human slaves and millions of pounds of stollen and illegal shit would be found? Burn them all.  

Maybe these fox hunting cunts could be used to hunt and kill pikeys.

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A complete fucking farce. 17 pikeys putting the fear of God into a town of nigh on 8000 people. Shops and pubs closing in fear, and the four policemen on duty cowering at their station. 

Anyone would have thought that the beaches were being stormed by Viking raiders, the fucking faggot cunts. 

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Thing is Ducks, if the locals assembled a Posse to go out and sort these cunts, the cops would immediately call in disproportionate reinforcements and go and arrest them instead of the pikeys, they'd be up in front of the beak pronto charged with racially motivated hatred and all manner of politically correct bollocks. The pikey scum would then also receive a substantial sum from the victim surcharge fund in compensation for their hurt feelings. Totally wank.

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Sitting on Cromer beach at this moment. No pikeys. From talking to various local Cunts, they simply are not used to this sort of detritus landing on them. Back in sunny Essex we are used to these filthy fucking savages. That two bob cunt Norman Lamb and his totally inept contributions during this episode need to be held up to close scrutiny. Useless fence sitting cuckold.

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5 minutes ago, The Beast said:

Sitting on Cromer beach at this moment. No pikeys. From talking to various local Cunts, they simply are not used to this sort of detritus landing on them. Back in sunny Essex we are used to these filthy fucking savages. That two bob cunt Norman Lamb and his totally inept contributions during this episode need to be held up to close scrutiny. Useless fence sitting cuckold.

I find it completely astonishing how ill-prepared the local constabulary were on this one, Proper.

Last week was Cromer carnival, probably the biggest event in the town's calendar, so you would imagine that the police presence would have been more visual than the alleged four coppers who were left to hold the fort on Saturday.

Also, in a twist of irony, one of the official traveller sites that this scum used was directly next door and overlooked by the local police station, which in turn is overlooked by North Norfolk District Council. From talking to old colleagues at the L.A., it was clear that plenty of warning was given for the potential for trouble, yet no extra force was drafted in.

Heads should roll, and maybe the residents of North Norfolk will look at this and realise that their Tory majority council are part of a party that allow situations like this to occur through their stringent cuts.

Norman Lamb can suck my fucking cock.

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2 hours ago, Decimus said:

I find it completely astonishing how ill-prepared the local constabulary were on this one, Proper.

Last week was Cromer carnival, probably the biggest event in the town's calendar, so you would imagine that the police presence would have been more visual than the alleged four coppers who were left to hold the fort on Saturday.

Also, in a twist of irony, one of the official traveller sites that this scum used was directly next door and overlooked by the local police station, which in turn is overlooked by North Norfolk District Council. From talking to old colleagues at the L.A., it was clear that plenty of warning was given for the potential for trouble, yet no extra force was drafted in.

Heads should roll, and maybe the residents of North Norfolk will look at this and realise that their Tory majority council are part of a party that allow situations like this to occur through their stringent cuts.

Norman Lamb can suck my fucking cock.

Talking with one of the attendants on the children's rides, he said a load of pikeys turned up, their kids got onto the rides without paying. The plod were called, but didn't get out of their cars and walk down the ramp to the front. Basically these Cunts did what they wanted. As you said, not enough police presence to question their conduct let alone stop it. 

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4 hours ago, Decimus said:

A complete fucking farce. 17 pikeys putting the fear of God into a town of nigh on 8000 people. Shops and pubs closing in fear, and the four policemen on duty cowering at their station. 

Anyone would have thought that the beaches were being stormed by Viking raiders, the fucking faggot cunts. 

I have nothing but the utmost respect for these vile fucking cunts, for they have acheived something myself or any cunt on here ever have:  and that's to be above the law.

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