Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 All I want is a fucking cup of coffee. I don't want to hear bad tempered cunts taking ten minutes to force boiling water through the beans, just get some out of a jar of Douwe Egberts pour boiling water on it and that's enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: All I want is a fucking cup of coffee. I don't want to hear bad tempered cunts taking ten minutes to force boiling water through the beans, just get some out of a jar of Douwe Egberts pour boiling water on it and that's enough. You should be forced to drink rancid badger's urine for even suggesting anything other freshly percolated coffee should be the absolute norm. You culinary pygmy and arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: You should be forced to drink rancid badger's urine for even suggesting anything other freshly percolated coffee should be the absolute norm. You culinary pygmy and arsehole. Teabag tea is best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Teabag tea is best. Tea is for working class cunts such as yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 Don't fucking mention teabag to the cunt,Punkers will be tugging away at his acorn all fucking day at the very thought of it You fuckoffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 Just asking for a 'black coffee please' gets you a look as though you've just shat on the counter. On the other hand give your name as Jeremiah Eritrea Anchor Chain the Second and watch the cunt write that on the cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 16 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Just asking for a 'black coffee please' get's you a look as though you've just shat on the counter. On the other hand give your name as Jeremiah Eritrea Anchor Chain the Second and watch the cunt write that on the cup. I only drink black coffee but every coffee shop has to go through the same fucking rigmarole with these fucking machines. They even have one in the station buffet at Newton Abbot so if there are more than three cunts in the queue at the buffet counter by the time you get to the counter your train will have gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 I know your pain pen baby. ..I've been stuck behind many a wanker at a coffee machine as they flute around with cups of half caff double decaff with twists of this shite n sprinkles of that shite. .I just want a black coffee..with a lid that fits Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 57 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Teabag tea is best. I'm sure punkers is an expert on tea bagging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 Most of this barista style shite is like u-boat fuel. Undrinkable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 14 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Most of this barista style shite is like u-boat fuel. Undrinkable. Its castrol gtx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 16 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Most of this barista style shite is like u-boat fuel. Undrinkable. Its the "do you want chocolate on it?" bit that also annoys me .. surely only Punker's would be interested in having chocolatey looking things in his coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 3 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: All I want is a fucking cup of coffee. I don't want to hear bad tempered cunts taking ten minutes to force boiling water through the beans, just get some out of a jar of Douwe Egberts pour boiling water on it and that's enough. Then try taking a flask of your preferred processed piss with you in future you caffeine philistine and free up the space for some cunt that knows and appreciates the difference. You could sit on a bench and share your sludge with the other like minded toothless pensioners before heading out for your tripe and onions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Most of this barista style shite is like u-boat fuel. Undrinkable. Barista...Another made up bollocks name for a thick cunt that makes coffee, another one that grips my shit is Mixolgist, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 33 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Then try taking a flask of your preferred processed piss with you in future you caffeine philistine and free up the space for some cunt that knows and appreciates the difference. You could sit on a bench and share your sludge with the other like minded toothless pensioners before heading out for your tripe and onions. I bet that you have chocolate on it just like Punker's does .. PUFF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 33 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Barista...Another made up bollocks name for a thick cunt that makes coffee, another one that grips my shit is Mixolgist, fuck off. Or Crew Member... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 5 hours ago, Punkape said: You should be forced to drink rancid badger's urine for even suggesting anything other freshly percolated coffee should be the absolute norm. You culinary pygmy and arsehole. Costa have been found to be dishing out human crap in their drinks. Enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Or Crew Member... Against the pretence of sophistication that the Costas' et al would like to convey, Maccy's do make a fine coffee for the "on the go" traveller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 17 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Against the pretence of sophistication that the Costas' et al would like to convey, Maccy's do make a fine coffee for the "on the go" traveller. If you study the etymology of the word 'sophistication', you will find its roots in the Latin words for lying. Cunts in Coffee shops are only lying to themselves thinking they are big and clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 2 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: I bet that you have chocolate on it just like Punker's does .. PUFF. And a double shot of caramel, though in punkerland the "caramel shot" is something you wouldn't do in a coffee shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 12 hours ago, Punkape said: Tea is for working class cunts such as yourself. 12 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Teabag tea is best. Tea should be made with loose tea in a teapot and a kettle on a rolling boil. If you fuck it up then you tip it away and start again. Don't fuck about with tea. Cunts who use teabags need strangling. Cunts who squeeze teabags in a cup need shagging. I am really disappointed with you, Punkape, coffee is for irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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