Ape™️ Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 We live in a 24/7 world these days, but the cunts in charge of religion have deemed Sunday a day of rest, meaning the vast majority of shops are shut by 4pm. An outdated nonsense of a law that should be abolished immediately. Just arrived back in the UK and have no choice but to pay convenience store prices for groceries. Cunts. Fuck off. PS Since this nomination has a link to religion, I wish to preemptively tell Pukeape to shove his Catholicism up his festering arse, before he starts his usual, relentless fucking drivel. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 So you're back from your chav "all inclusive", plebs abroad trip. Did you have chips at every meal ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 The most prestigious golf shops often stay open late on Sundays for their most valued customers. Has the local pitch & putt ever stayed open late to make you and your golfing 'pals' sausage toasties, Punkers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 I had a difficult job trying to explain to Mrs Manky that buying 24 empty cans and coming home pissed after my shopping trip was just a strange coincidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 26 minutes ago, Punkape said: So you're back from your chav "all inclusive", plebs abroad trip. Did you have chips at every meal ? As you're incapable of having children, both physically and by law, you will never understand the appeal of such holidays. Stick to travelling first class round Europe, sampling semen from from all "member" states, you horrid little freak. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: The most prestigious golf shops often stay open late on Sundays for their most valued customers. Has the local pitch 'n' putt ever stayed open late to make you and your golfing pals sausage toasties, Punkers? Toad-in-the-hole (in one). Ahthanguverymuch. I believe that the sweaty socks have ignored this law and remain unregulated so they can still purchase irn bru, mars bars and special brew. Most skag dealers up there maintain a thriving 24/7 business, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 During the 80s, I visited Norwich Cathedral on a day excursion as part of a school trip. We were based at Danbury campsite which I'm sure many of you know. Anyway, after leaving the cathedral, we were told by a local museum tour guide that the cathedral hierarchy had for years prevented local businesses from opening on a Sunday, and one of the only retail outlets allowed to trade was........the cathedral gift shop. The hypocritical fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 36 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Toad-in-the-hole (in one). Ahthanguverymuch. The longer he comments here, the more I believe Punkers really does drive a Range Rover to a distinguished golf club. I'd imagine, after a long final nine, he tucks into his favourite coq au van in the players' lounge. Gastronomically, the benefits of membership cannot be underestimated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 39 minutes ago, Ape said: As you're incapable of having children, both physically and by law, you will never understand the appeal of such holidays. Stick to travelling first class round Europe, sampling semen from from all "member" states, you horrid little freak. Fuck off. Did you do any wife swapping during your holiday? It's supposed to be quite popular at downmarket venues abroad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: We live in a 24/7 world these days, but the cunts in charge of religion have deemed Sunday a day of rest, meaning the vast majority of shops are shut by 4pm. An outdated nonsense of a law that should be abolished immediately. Just arrived back in the UK and have no choice but to pay convenience store prices for groceries. Cunts. Fuck off. PS Since this nomination has a link to religion, I wish to preemptively tell Pukeape to shove his Catholicism up his festering arse, before he starts his usual, relentless fucking drivel. Fuck off. Do you work on Sundays, Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Hector said: Do you work on Sundays, Ape? No, Spacktor, I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 How dare you .. Sunday was day that god took rest after working on the Wimpy Housing site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 19 minutes ago, Ape said: No, Spacktor, I don't. Were you worried about child abduction whilst you were Portugal ? After all it didn't go very well for the McAnns did it..... Did your family have chips at breakfast time as well ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: Were you worried about child abduction whilst you were Portugal ? After all it didn't go very well for the McAnns did it..... Did your family have chips at breakfast time as well ? I'm not prepared to discuss any aspect of my family holiday with you, without a common frame of reference. Since I'm a married, heterosexual male, with children, and you are a single, weedy, semen swilling moron, it can never happen. It's best for all concerned if you simply fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 34 minutes ago, Ape said: No, Spacktor, I don't. Pertinant question, Ape. I didn't think you did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Hector said: Pertinant question, Ape. I didn't think you did. Why is it pertinent? Please explain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: I'm not prepared to discuss any aspect of my family holiday with you, without a common frame of reference. Since I'm a married, heterosexual male, with children, and you are a single, weedy, semen swilling moron, it can never happen. It's best for all concerned if you simply fuck off. You told us about your ghastly holiday choice.....you should elaborate on your holiday details for other board members so they can be truly horrified with your grubby immersion in plebian culture. Did you contract any venereal diseases whilst you were abroad or were you already poxed up when you arrived ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: You told us about your ghastly holiday choice.....you should elaborate on your holiday details for other board members so they can be truly horrified with your grubby immersion in plebian culture. Did you contract any venereal diseases whilst you were abroad or were you already poxed up when you arrived ? What a revolting comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 Just now, The Lady Penelope said: What a revolting comment What do you expect? He's a top drawer troll - it's what they specialise in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 That makes a change, a nom descending into anti gay diatribe. FFS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 21 minutes ago, Punkape said: You told us about your ghastly holiday choice.....you should elaborate on your holiday details for other board members so they can be truly horrified with your grubby immersion in plebian culture. Did you contract any venereal diseases whilst you were abroad or were you already poxed up when you arrived ? He said he's married. Reported for implying his wife infected him or that he himself found comfort in another woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That makes a change, a nom descending into anti gay diatribe. FFS Did you have roast hedgehog for Sunday lunch ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 So let me just get this straight. You arrived back in the UK on a Sunday and failed to appreciate that you wouldn't be able to go to your regular supermarket and buy your groceries as it would be after 4pm. Ape you fucking moron, this isn't a recent arrangement you know. Sunday trading law restrictions have been applied for years. Any sensible person would stock up on some essentials before they left for the Isle of ChavSpastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Did you have roast hedgehog for Sunday lunch ? The only roast you have is a spit roast between you in the middle with Mr Mtembe tearing you a new arsehole, while you are sucking Joaquin's cock dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Snatch said: He said he's married. Reported for implying his wife infected him or that he himself found comfort in another woman. How do you know he's married for sure or that he went to Portugal or fucking Pontins ? He may well have gone on a gay package tour to San Francisco and aquired tertiary herpees and HIV whilst he was there. Anyway most of the cunts on here won't take their marriage vows seriously because they aren't Catholics or even practicing Christians. Most of the wives on here are probably on the game or doing porn shoots...... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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