Earl of Punkape Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: As usual, you interminably thick cunt, you are missing the point. I imagine you as a translucent, maggot-like creature, that thrives on attempting to cause misery to others. You make life a misery for Sunday workers who could be at Church or with their families. You selfish, putrefying lump of regurgitated Warthog's placenta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: You make life a misery for Sunday workers who could be at Church or with their families. You selfish, putrefying lump of regurgitated Warthog's placenta. Maggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 12 minutes ago, Ape said: As usual, you interminably thick cunt, you are missing the point. I imagine you as a translucent, maggot-like creature, that thrives on attempting to cause misery to others. You're wasting your breath. In his world view it is sinful to buy a packet of Mr Kiplings on a Sunday, yet perfectly acceptable for a priest to sodomise an altar boy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 32 minutes ago, Ape said: Some people may be shopping at these times through necessity, rather than choice. Why should shopping after 5pm be a problem? As long as the shop is open, it's not unreasonable for someone to use it, surely? I post in jest uncle ape. I've got no problem supermarkets being open later or earlier on Sundays just as long as the poor cunts who work unsocial hours, often with no choice, get paid more. If this did come into play our habits would change and Sunday night may well become the best time to shop before the new week starts. It'll benefit punkers too should toilet trading be busy of a Sunday and he require more Vaseline or slow and he's after a large cucumber to shove up his arse, the fucking poof! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 24/8 and 478 days for me. I'd also abolish all bank and block holidays. Fuckin nuisance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: How do you know he's married for sure or that he went to Portugal or fucking Pontins ? He may well have gone on a gay package tour to San Francisco and aquired tertiary herpees and HIV whilst he was there. Anyway most of the cunts on here won't take their marriage vows seriously because they aren't Catholics or even practicing Christians. Most of the wives on here are probably on the game or doing porn shoots...... Fuck off. Punkers, I've always tolerated your witterings with good grace. But if you're honestly suggesting that catholics take their wedding vows any more seriously than anyone else does then I'm here to tell you that you are, I'm afraid, full of shit. Married Catholic birds are the easiest of prey by a country mile for even the most fledgling of philanderers. All that religious guilt is a golden ticket into whichever of her orifices you happen to fancy at the time, especially if you catch her weeping at some left footers funeral. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 28 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: 24/8 and 478 days for me. I'd also abolish all bank and block holidays. Fuckin nuisance. You're clearly desperate for attention. Either that or you're massively thick. Whatever the reason - fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: You're clearly desperate for attention. Either that or you're massively thick. Whatever the reason - fuck off. Well spotted apey. The poor bastard has got the attention of the corners lowest species, bubba, who no doubt already looks up to buggered arse like he did to the school bully after a beating and the well respected teacher after a violent sodomising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ape said: You're clearly desperate for attention. On the contrary, you're the one that just got back from a wonderful holiday and feel a pressing need to whine in public, shame it wasn't quite enough to distract you from the fact you forgot your ritalin crutch. Never mind, you're back now, so just remember, your support workers are only a phone call away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: On the contrary, you're the one that just got back from a wonderful holiday and feel a pressing need to whine in public, shame it wasn't quite enough to distract you from the fact you forgot your ritalin crutch. Never mind, you're back now, so just remember, your support workers are only a phone call away. If I encourage you like Bubba has been would you lick my balls too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 25 minutes ago, Roadkill said: If I encourage you like Bubba has been would you lick my balls too? Oh, I could've sworn you were a bird... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Oh, I could've sworn you were a bird... Whatever gets you motivated. Does this mean we have a deal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 18 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Oh, I could've sworn you were a bird... Roadkill speaks much truth. Beware the Welsh bearing gifts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Roadkill speaks much truth. Beware the Welsh bearing gifts. Cunters, see my reply to Stubsy, I can't be arsed to paste it here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 Just now, BuggerLugs said: Cunters, see my reply to Stubsy, I can't be arsed to paste it here. I read it. You'll learn. Has he started PMing you yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I read it. You'll learn. Has he started PMing you yet? Who, Bubba or Stubbs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Roadkill speaks much truth. Beware the Welsh bearing gifts. And the French, German, Dutch, English and Scottish too. Roops can be trusted, but only if you're up for some bondage and testicular shock therapy, Rick is a power mad twat who thinks virtue signalling is a good substitute for an actual personality, and Ratcum is the one to see if you want understandable and coherent advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Roadkill speaks much truth. Beware the Welsh bearing gifts. St Patrick rid the trotters of snakes, pity the cunt didn't jump in his coracle and do the same in wales on the human variety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Who, Bubba or Stubbs? Bubba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 14 minutes ago, Roadkill said: And the French, German, Dutch, English and Scottish too. Roops can be trusted, but only if you're up for some bondage and testicular shock therapy, Rick is a power mad twat who thinks virtue signalling is a good substitute for an actual personality, and Ratcum is the one to see if you want understandable and coherent advice. See you in a few days Roadkill. Fuck, I sound like Roops there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Bubba. Nope and I'm glad to report I've not received a single PM from any cunt on here and I'd consider it weird whatever the subject matter. Considering the mostly acrimonious and confrontational nature of Cunt's Corner, it seems a superfluous feature. Like Stubid said, nobody's here to be besies. I'd most likely just block every cunt anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 A 24 hour society is a load of wank, jesus even i think the wife needs some time to herself between making bacon sarnies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 7 hours ago, Ape said: Some people may be shopping at these times through necessity, rather than choice. Why should shopping after 5pm be a problem? As long as the shop is open, it's not unreasonable for someone to use it, surely? When I was a kid the shops round my way shut Wednesday afternoons and from Saturday afternoon until Monday morning. On bank holidays they were shit as well. Sundays,ban holidays and Saturday afternoons all peaceful with no cunt stressing out about getting a pint of milk. No one went hungry and everyone planned their shopping trips. Even these days no one works 24 hours a day and has enough time to go shopping. With online shopping it's even easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 8 hours ago, Punkape said: We should go back to our Christian roots and go to Church on a Sunday and close all shops. All brothels should be closed on Sunday and strictly supervised. If brothels were closed on Sunday then more people would go to church to fiddle with choir boys out of boredom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 Let shops open whenever they want, with a right for employees to take a weekly religious day off of their choice without fear of reprisals. Could be done, other companies run on religious days, the power companies do not stop generating, trains and busses run, factory production lines keep going at car plants, so why not retail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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