Mrs Roops Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 8 hours ago, Roadkill said: Rick is a power mad twat who thinks virtue signalling is a good substitute for an actual personality... ...as opposed to an adolescent rebel without a clue kicking off because he can't handle an alternative viewpoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 13 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: So let me just get this straight. You arrived back in the UK on a Sunday and failed to appreciate that you wouldn't be able to go to your regular supermarket and buy your groceries as it would be after 4pm. Ape you fucking moron, this isn't a recent arrangement you know. Sunday trading law restrictions have been applied for years. Any sensible person would stock up on some essentials before they left for the Isle of ChavSpastic. Next week on cunts corner, Ape nominates the constant sound of traffic after putting down a deposit on a depressing 1 bed flat right on top of the North Circular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 Shit forum software. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: ...as opposed to an adolescent rebel without a clue kicking off because he can't handle an alternative viewpoint. Bloody hell, Roops... Bugger Lugs is a newbie, give him time to find his feet before ripping into the poor git. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: ...as opposed to an adolescent rebel without a clue kicking off because he can't handle an alternative viewpoint. Sounds like the sort of thing a pot would say to a kettle, if you know what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Next week on cunts corner, Ape nominates the constant sound of traffic after putting down a deposit on a depressing 1 bed flat right on top of the North Circular. It's more likely to be moaning about not being able to fly a toy helicopter with a voyeur camera on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 Bollocks - Pubs, parks,zoos, knocking shops, restaurants and newsagents are the only businesses that should be open on Sundays. If you're too fucking stupid to stock up on Pot Noodles and tinned fucking pies, what fucking chance will you have of surviving a nuclear holocaust? There should be a day of loafing about with your family and Sunday's as good a day as any other. Instead the roads are crammed with imagination- less cunts going to fucking retail parks. To look at tiles. And duck shell paint. Go to an actual park and look at a staffy cross as it rips an actual duck to fucking pieces. Spend the entire day in a beer garden. Avoiding the wasps will be worth it when you have a front row seat for an annoying kid tripping over and smashing his milk teeth in. If you have to look at the contents of a Next designer outlet, do it at home with a catalogue, sat on the pot whilst excavating Saturday night's Botulism burger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Sounds like the sort of thing a pot would say to a kettle, if you know what I mean. I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: I don't. Your attempt at irony is too subtle, can I suggest you just stick to humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 26 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Your attempt at irony is too subtle, can I suggest you just stick to humour. Can I suggest you stop trying to do either? Stick to what you do best - drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 Do you buy everything from Tesco (apart from after 16.00h on Sunday). lol. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Do you buy everything from Tesco (apart from after 16.00h on Sunday). lol. Wanker. A mindless, repetitive, unimaginative load of bollocks. Maggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 29 minutes ago, Ape said: Can I suggest you stop trying to do either? Stick to what you do best - drinking. Thanks Ape. I love you. Hic! Fucking twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ape said: A mindless, repetitive, unimaginative load of bollocks. Maggot. Just fucking tell him Home Bargains and Farm Foods shuts at 4pm aswell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Just fucking tell him Home Bargains and Farm Foods shuts at 4pm aswell. I wonder if he was questioned by the Portuguese police......? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 17 minutes ago, Punkape said: I wonder if he was questioned by the Portuguese police......? Why would "he" have been questioned by the Portuguese police? Please elaborate, and then fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 41 minutes ago, Punkape said: I wonder if he was questioned by the Portuguese police......? 23 minutes ago, Ape said: Why would "he" have been questioned by the Portuguese police? Please elaborate, and then fuck off. For being a moaning, whining cunt?? and an unhealthy interest in Airfix and Tamiya kits. Does the model shop close at 4 aswell? Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 42 minutes ago, Punkape said: I wonder if he was questioned by the Portuguese police......? Fucking hell Spunky, methinks you're courting disaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 Just now, BuggerLugs said: Fucking hell Spunky, methinks you're courting disaster. Cunts like Ape attract the attention of the authorities wherever they go......... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Cunts like Ape attract the attention of the authorities wherever they go......... lol. Decent enough swerve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 8 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: For being a moaning, whining cunt?? and an unhealthy interest in Airfix and Tamiya kits. Does the model shop close at 4 aswell? Lol Maybe he wasn't on holiday at all and was there with his solicitor helping the Algarve police with their "enquiries'...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 12 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: For being a moaning, whining cunt?? and an unhealthy interest in Airfix and Tamiya kits. Does the model shop close at 4 aswell? Lol As I've said before - stick to alcoholism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 8 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: It's more likely to be moaning about not being able to fly a toy helicopter with a voyeur camera on it. Toy helicopter, how fucking dare you. They are very difficult to fly, I have recently got interested in this pursuit, and I can assure you that you have to be reasonably intelligent to fly them. That's why Ape keeps crashing his. lol Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Toy helicopter, how fucking dare you. They are very difficult to fly, I have recently got interested in this pursuit, and I can assure you that you have to be reasonably intelligent to fly them. That's why Ape keeps crashing his. lol Fuck off. I bet that you have got a really small chopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 14 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Toy helicopter, how fucking dare you. They are very difficult to fly, I have recently got interested in this pursuit, and I can assure you that you have to be reasonably intelligent to fly them. That's why Ape keeps crashing his. lol Fuck off. I thought it was planes you'd become interested in? Planes are a piece of piss to fly - even a certified cretin like you could eventually learn, as long as time wasn't limited. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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