colonelkurtz Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 Prepare for millions of stupid bastard yanks to go mental as anything over a solar eclipse. Credit will no doubt be given to Supreme leader adored by all , Emperor of Muurica Trump for organising this truly awe inspiring spectacle. Unfortunately the gays,black and dusky types ,non blondes, Toyota drivers and all other enemies of the state will not be permitted to witness this , his most biggly displayment of solar beautifulness. While Brits in general react to an eclipse with "so fucking what " - prepare for mass crowd whooping , praise the lord hysteria , end of days wailing and record sales of "complete and utter cunt " caps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 I should think there will be a lot of after hours "shopping" being done while the owners are looking at the lack of sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 39 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Prepare for millions of stupid bastard yanks to go mental as anything over a solar eclipse. Credit will no doubt be given to Supreme leader adored by all Trump Emperor of Muurica for organising this truly awe inspiring spectacle. Unfortunately the gays,black and dusky types ,non blondes, toyota drivers and all other enemies of the state will not be permitted to witness this his most biggly displayment of solar beautifulness. . While Brits in general react to an eclipse with "so fucking what " - prepare for mass crowd whooping , praise the lord hysteria , end of days wailing and record sales of "complete and utter cunt "caps. If we're all very lucky, the stupid fucking Mong cunts will destroy their retinas watching the thing and saying what miracles the sky fairy provides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 The Don can make the sun rise anywhere, at any time. With the power of his index finger and red button, he could make the sun rise at Pyongyang but the greedy, hungry cunts would probably eat the mushroom cloud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 Just had this on the news. Place called Madras in US of A. Screen went blank to the accompanyment of "woop woops" and "woooo woooo" and "yehaaaaas". Load of bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 In the bitterest of ironies, Stevie Wonder's house lies right on the path of totality. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: In the bitterest of ironies, Stevie Wonder's house lies right on the path of totality. Why don't you just call and say you love him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 The question is, have they booked Bonnie Tyler for a performance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: The question is, have they booked Bonnie Tyler for a performance. Hopefully- It'll be easier to get away with stabbing the caterwauling harridan in the dark. By the way, did you know that the Corner's very own Cuntspotter got fined for stealing Bonnie's knickers off her washing line, back in the day? Edited August 21, 2017 by Ollyboro Illiterrracy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 Fuck me rigid. There's a bunch of US of A cunts on the BBC news screaming like prepubescent girls at a One Direction gig. "It's getting dark!! It's getting dark!!" It. gets. dark. every. fucking. day. Idiots. In fact, it gets dark every fucking time you blink, you dumb, obese fuckwits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 23 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Hopefully- It'll be easier to get away with stabbing the caterwauling harridan in the dark. By the way, did you know that the Corner's very own Cuntspotter got fined for stealing Bonnie's knickers off her washing line, back in the day? Bet it was a heartache for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Fuck me rigid. There's a bunch of US of A cunts on the BBC news screaming like prepubescent girls at a One Direction gig. "It's getting dark!! It's getting dark!!" It. gets. dark. every. fucking. day. Idiots. In fact, it gets dark every fucking time you blink, you dumb, obese fuckwits. That's the one I saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bet it was a heartache for him. When Spotto goes on one of his panty raids, it's not his heart that's aching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 40 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Hopefully- It'll be easier to get away with stabbing the caterwauling harridan in the dark. By the way, did you know that the Corner's very own Cuntspotter got fined for stealing Bonnie's knickers off her washing line, back in the day? We're they tartan and stunk of Absynth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just had this on the news. Place called Madras in US of A. Screen went blank to the accompanyment of "woop woops" and "woooo woooo" and "yehaaaaas". Load of bollocks. Yeah I saw that, they were in awe of it like a bunch of cavemen. The first thing I heard was a yankee woman saying how it is a once in a lifetime experience, then the camera panned to a yankee bloke saying it was his 17th. Well, make your fucking minds up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 Y'see, when there is an eclipse, things go grey and overcast for a couple of minutes and the birds stop singing.... if you want to see that sort of thing then come to Pontypool.... it's like that all the fucking time . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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