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colonelkurtz

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Prepare for millions of stupid bastard yanks to go mental as anything over a solar eclipse.
Credit will no doubt be given to Supreme leader adored by all  , Emperor of Muurica Trump for organising this truly awe inspiring spectacle.
Unfortunately the gays,black and dusky types ,non blondes, Toyota drivers and all other enemies of the state will not be permitted to witness this , his most biggly displayment of solar beautifulness.         
While Brits in general react to an eclipse with "so fucking what " - prepare for mass crowd whooping , praise the lord hysteria , end of days wailing and record sales of  "complete and utter cunt " caps.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
39 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said:

Prepare for millions of stupid bastard yanks to go mental as anything over a solar eclipse.
Credit will no doubt be given to Supreme leader adored by all Trump Emperor of Muurica for organising this truly awe inspiring spectacle.
Unfortunately the gays,black and dusky types ,non blondes, toyota drivers and all other enemies of the state will not be permitted to witness this his most biggly displayment of solar beautifulness.         .
While Brits in general react to an eclipse with "so fucking what " - prepare for mass crowd whooping , praise the lord hysteria , end of days wailing and record sales of  "complete and utter cunt "caps.

If we're all very lucky, the stupid fucking Mong cunts will destroy their retinas watching the thing and saying what miracles the sky fairy provides. 

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The Don can make the sun rise anywhere, at any time. With the power of his index finger and red button, he could make the sun rise at Pyongyang but the greedy, hungry cunts would probably eat the mushroom cloud.

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14 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

The question is, have they booked Bonnie Tyler for a performance.

Hopefully- It'll be easier to get away with stabbing the caterwauling harridan in the dark. By the way, did you know that the Corner's very own Cuntspotter got fined for stealing Bonnie's knickers off her washing line, back in the day?

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Fuck me rigid. There's a bunch of US of A cunts on the BBC news screaming like prepubescent girls at a One Direction gig. "It's getting dark!!  It's getting dark!!" It. gets. dark. every. fucking. day.  Idiots. In fact, it gets dark every fucking time you blink, you dumb, obese fuckwits.

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6 minutes ago, Ollyboro said:

Fuck me rigid. There's a bunch of US of A cunts on the BBC news screaming like prepubescent girls at a One Direction gig. "It's getting dark!!  It's getting dark!!" It. gets. dark. every. fucking. day.  Idiots. In fact, it gets dark every fucking time you blink, you dumb, obese fuckwits.

That's the one I saw. 

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
40 minutes ago, Ollyboro said:

Hopefully- It'll be easier to get away with stabbing the caterwauling harridan in the dark. By the way, did you know that the Corner's very own Cuntspotter got fined for stealing Bonnie's knickers off her washing line, back in the day?

We're they tartan and stunk of Absynth? 

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Guest nobgobbler
1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Just had this on the news. Place called Madras in US of A. Screen went blank to the accompanyment of "woop woops" and "woooo woooo" and "yehaaaaas". Load of bollocks. 

Yeah I saw that, they were in awe of it like a bunch of cavemen. The first thing I heard was a yankee woman saying how it is a once in a lifetime experience, then the camera panned to a yankee bloke saying it was his 17th. Well, make your fucking minds up.

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