ratcum Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 4 hours ago, Hector said: There once was an Ape called Fox Who liked to wear women’s frocks. Whilst spanking his nobby Was asked why this hobby? He replied ‘cos I like sucking cocks. quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: quality Show him you appreciate it by giving Spactor one of your weird little "likes" then Ratty. Go on, do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wiz, you fucking whoreslut. You know M134 Miniguns give me the 'orn. They are a man's weapon. Poor Punky will never know the thrill, his wrists are too limp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: They are a man's weapon. Poor Punky will never know the thrill, his wrists are too limp. He straps his wrists to his rigid cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 51 minutes ago, Ape said: Show him you appreciate it by giving Spactor one of your weird little "likes" then Ratty. Go on, do it. Weird little like - is that the same as a Donald Trump handshake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 40 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: They are a man's weapon. Poor Punky will never know the thrill, his wrists are too limp. It's been an ambition to shoot one ever since Jesse Ventura chopped a tree down with one in Predator. Although in real life the recoil would throw it over your shoulder in less than a second, even if you were Geoff Capes, let alone a big steroid wanker like Ventura. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: He straps his wrists to his rigid cock. With the amount of abuse he's inflicted on his mini meat, I think rigid might be giving him too much credit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 46 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's been an ambition to shoot one ever since Jesse Ventura chopped a tree down with one in Predator. Although in real life the recoil would throw it over your shoulder in less than a second, even if you were Geoff Capes, let alone a big steroid wanker like Ventura. Not necessarily. The recoil will depend on the caliber. They are mainly a 30-06 bore round, but can be modified to take a lighter round, and mounted on a tripod, I've seen videos on Youtwat with women rattling off a box of ammo in a few seconds. I want to have a go with one as well. I think it would be quite exhilarating! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 23 hours ago, Punkape said: You're beginning to sound like some supercilious and self-important game show host. Fuck off. It only looks like that to you because you write silly things all of the time. Little of what you say is interesting, and for the most part is all very repetitive. Less trying to wind up Ape and more thought into what you churn out would be great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 14 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: It only looks like that to you because you write silly things all of the time. Little of what you say is interesting, and for the most part is all very repetitive. Less trying to wind up Ape and more thought into what you churn out would be great. I think you've covered the main issues with the Pukeape entity. The only thing I'd correct, in this highly eloquent description of the stupid wanker, would be to replace "little" with "none". Other than that, very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 8 minutes ago, Ape said: I think you've covered the main issues with the Pukeape entity. The only thing I'd correct, in this highly eloquent description of the stupid wanker, would be to replace "little" with "none". Other than that, very good. Evening Chopper Squad. Have you been sniffing the polystyrene again, you Snap and Fix obsessed mong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: Evening Chopper Squad. Have you been sniffing the polystyrene again, you Snap and Fix obsessed mong. You and the wanker Scrotes need to find some new material. Continual repetition of something that was never funny in the first place, is the trademark of an unimaginative wanker. Also, simply nominating the leader of the KKK, without even an attempt at some amusing diatribe, is the trademark of an unimaginative wanker. See an unimaginative wanker? That's you, that is. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ape said: You and the wanker Scrotes need to find some new material. Continual repetition of something that was never funny in the first place, is the trademark of an unimaginative wanker. Also, simply nominating the leader of the KKK, without even an attempt at some amusing diatribe, is the trademark of an unimaginative wanker. See an unimaginative wanker? That's you, that is. Fuck off. Stop it. You're sending me in a spin. Rattled?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 8 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Stop it. You're sending me in a spin. Rattled?? So now you've decided to start using "rattled"? You've just confirmed your unimaginative wanker moniker. Priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 7 minutes ago, Ape said: So now you've decided to start using "rattled"? You've just confirmed your unimaginative wanker moniker. Priceless. My favourites on here are the cunts who fail to see the irony of posting the phrase "Repeat bollocks" 3 or 4 times a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 This entire thread has missed the point of fox hunting. People do it because it's fun, nothing to do with pest control. Few drinks, bit of a chase, good looking women in jodhpurs, what's not to like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: This entire thread has missed the point of fox hunting. People do it because it's fun, nothing to do with pest control. Few drinks, bit of a chase, good looking women in jodhpurs, what's not to like? Good looking women in jodhpurs? A bit of a rose-tinted spectacle view of things I think. Do you wank over Horse and Hounds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 Whats the difference between a fox and a dog?.............about 6 pints Fuck right off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 Just now, Ape said: Good looking women in jodhpurs? A bit of a rose-tinted spectacle view of things I think. Do you wank over Horse and Hounds? yes whilst blasting a shower head at my cock and balls... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: My favourites on here are the cunts who fail to see the irony of posting the phrase "Repeat bollocks" 3 or 4 times a week. repeat bollocks Edited August 23, 2017 by Snowflake rattled boring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 Just now, Eddie said: yes whilst blasting a shower head at my cock and balls... Do you laminate it first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 22 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's been an ambition to shoot one ever since Jesse Ventura chopped a tree down with one in Predator. Although in real life the recoil would throw it over your shoulder in less than a second, even if you were Geoff Capes, let alone a big steroid wanker like Ventura. Any man with Jesse for a name has got to be a bit wanky. Jesse James: got up to straighten a picture and gets shot in the back. Silly cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 8 minutes ago, Snowflake said: repeat bollocks Pathetic drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ape said: Pathetic drivel. irony isnt your best trait i see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 6 minutes ago, Snowflake said: irony isnt your best trait i see. Spelling and grammar clearly aren't yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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