Eric Cuntman Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 Just now, Frank said: Joking aside Eric and regardless of what's been said, I do genuinely regret the remarks I made about your wife. Fictitious or not, the rules here should be adhered to. Apologies once again.. sincerely. Should I be counting my fingers after accepting this handshake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 19 minutes ago, Frank said: I think, with time, you and I will get along just fine, Eric. Have you and Mrs Cuntman made any plans for the New Year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Should I be counting my fingers after accepting this handshake? Don't do it, Eric. He's a fucking snake in the grass, this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 9 minutes ago, Frank said: Joking aside Eric and regardless of what's been said, I do genuinely regret the remarks I made about your wife. Fictitious or not, the rules here should be adhered to. Apologies once again.. sincerely. Yeah.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Always loved the soundtrack to that movie: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: Don't do it, Eric. He's a fucking snake in the grass, this one. Eric is a fucking mongoose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 His next post will be "Eric is a fucking mong" pre-emptive strike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Eric is a fucking mongoose. Don't talk about yourself in third person. It's weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 Just now, Dr. Chernobyl said: Don't do it, Eric. He's a fucking snake in the grass, this one. He doesn't appear to be the type who requires guidance from a two bob shitty-arsed tart with a pencil. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Frank said: He doesn't appear to be the type who requires guidance from a two bob shitty-arsed tart with a pencil. You're an inspiration to me, Frank. I hope one day my drawings are as renowned as your videos. Have you considered making a feature length movie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 8 minutes ago, The Beast said: Yeah.... Straight up, proper. If anything, both Eric and RK made me laugh during my spell in the cooler. Fresh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: You're an inspiration to me, Frank. I hope one day my drawings are as renowned as your videos. Have you considered making a feature length movie? I'd fucking watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Straight up, proper. If anything, both Eric and RK made me laugh during my spell in the cooler. Fresh. .....and as green as grass. You stupid, stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, The Beast said: .....and as green as grass. You stupid, stupid fucking cunt. You sound a little edgy, proper. Are you doing nights on the rank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, Frank said: You sound a little edgy, proper. Are you doing nights on the rank? The only fucking thing that is rank is your weaselling, snivelling slant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 32 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: i happen to like slappers and slags. They do make life easier. 5 minutes ago, Frank said: Straight up, proper. If anything, both Eric and RK made me laugh during my spell in the cooler. Fresh. Fresh? You'll be saying wicked next... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: i happen to like slappers and slags. Me too. I tend to prefer slags to slappers these days, but frankly I'm happy with either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 Just now, Wolfie said: Me too. I tend to prefer slags to slappers these days, but frankly I'm happy with either. I'm more of common slut man to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 Just now, Gong Farmer said: I'm more of common slut man to be honest. Yep. Slags from council estates always give good blowjobs for cheap crack. You can wine and dine them at Pizza Hut, too, or if they're from Essex, Burger King. I only realised the one I was with just yesterday had an orgasm when she dropped her chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 Just now, Wolfie said: Yep. Slags from council estates always give good blowjobs for cheap crack. You can wine and dine them at Pizza Hut, too, or if they're from Essex, Burger King. I only realised the one I was with just yesterday had an orgasm when she dropped her chips. Haha! Yes I've often heard it said that scabby mouthed crack whores are particularly apt at giving good blow jobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Gong Farmer said: Haha! Yes I've often heard it said that scabby mouthed crack whores are particularly apt at giving good blow jobs. It's true. (Especially the ones with anchor tattoos on the arms and a loveheart with 'Wayne' on the neck. And skidmarked kegs.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 23 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It's true. (Especially the ones with anchor tattoos on the arms and a loveheart with 'Wayne' on the neck. And skidmarked kegs.) She's had her face tattooed on her arse? How novel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernhard Howser Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 On 8/15/2014 at 11:17 PM, Agentpeanut said: Oh I'll take you out alright.... with a high powered sniper rifle. I think I'd rather stick my dick in that Paddy McGuinness cunt then any of those shallow cunts. You must watch it regularly to know they are all skanky slappers. Shit like that is banned in my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 6 hours ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: You're an inspiration to me, Frank. I hope one day my drawings are as renowned as your videos. Have you considered making a feature length movie? Why don't you and Frank collaborate on a cinematic project? You have artistic and creative ability, and he has a pair of white jeans and a tiny penis. Comedy gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 9 hours ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: You're an inspiration to me, Frank. I hope one day my drawings are as renowned as your videos. Have you considered making a feature length movie? Frank's videos are art .. you can't do art in a full length movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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