Guest Ahriman Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 Oh I'll take you out alright.... with a high powered sniper rifle. I think I'd rather stick my dick in that Paddy McGuinness cunt then any of those shallow cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 Paddy is probably a bit tighter as well... ..and his moans might be more genuine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 I think I'd rather stick my dick in that Paddy McGuinness cunt then any of those shallow cunts. Any particular hole? Or would you stab him a few new ones first? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 What do you think of my chances be if I go on the show? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 What do you think of my chances be if I go on the show? You'd probably get a result with the presenter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 On Saturday, August 16, 2014 at 0:24 AM, Keith Lard said: What do you think of my chances be if I go on the show? A word that's very rarely used in the same sentence as your name,........slim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 On 20/12/2016 at 6:46 PM, Thundercunt said: You wouldn't get in the elevator you fat cunt. Why the fuck are they called "elevators" when they spend half their time descending? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 the same could be said for 'escalators', but I believe professionals in the industry actually call the down ones 'descenders'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: the same could be said for 'escalators', but I believe professionals in the industry actually call the down ones 'descenders'. What the fuck do you know about stairs, you disgusting, ground-dwelling rodent? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 On 15/08/2014 at 11:17 PM, Agentpeanut said: Oh I'll take you out alright.... with a high powered sniper rifle. I think I'd rather stick my dick in that Paddy McGuinness cunt then any of those shallow cunts. Just your level. The offer of a chip supper on the way home followed by a visit to her council estate abode....then your impotence exposed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 On 20/12/2016 at 6:46 PM, Thundercunt said: You wouldn't get in the elevator you fat cunt. Who exactly do you think you are? If your answer is anything other than 'stupid fucking cunt who dredges up shit old noms', then I'm afraid you're very much mistaken. Idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 49 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Who exactly do you think you are? If your answer is anything other than 'stupid fucking cunt who dredges up shit old noms', then I'm afraid you're very much mistaken. Idiot. Thank god there's you, bubble. Not only have you managed to drag your executive arse through all of this gruelling newbie shit over the final quarter, you did it with gusto in the true spirit of the corner. Who could have foreseen decimus pandering to roadkill and chums.. being banged daily in the arse by ding, and becoming an overnight fucking idiot? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Thank god there's you, bubble. Not only have you managed to drag your executive arse through all of this gruelling newbie shit over the final quarter, you did it with gusto in the true spirit of the corner. Who could have foreseen decimus pandering to roadkill and chums.. being banged daily in the arse by ding, and becoming an overnight fucking idiot? Since the loss of the leaderboard my hearts just not been in it. Sure, I've still got a fantastic like to post ratio, but my inspiration was always to see my name in lights at the top of the board. Now that's gone I've got no motivation to be spiteful. Anyway you mithering bald cunt, have you heard Alfie's news about Jazz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Thank god there's you, bubble. Not only have you managed to drag your executive arse through all of this gruelling newbie shit over the final quarter, you did it with gusto in the true spirit of the corner. Morning frank. Very sweet of you to notice, are you drunk? How's the wife? In remission I hope? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Since the loss of the leaderboard my hearts just not been in it. Sure, I've still got a fantastic like to post ratio, but my inspiration was always to see my name in lights at the top of the board. Now that's gone I've got no motivation to be spiteful. Anyway you mithering bald cunt, have you heard Alfie's news about Jazz? You may recall that it was I who pipped you at the top on the weekly board moments before it was taken down. I don't think I've ever read an Alfie post. What's happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Frank said: I don't think I've ever read an Alfie post. What's happened? It doesn't look good. Cancer. There's a lot of it about at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 11 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Morning frank. Very sweet of you to notice, are you drunk? How's the wife? In remission I hope? I honestly haven't had a moment to myself in the past three months, bubs. When I see her lying there, stinking.. knowing that this will be our very last Christmas together, it's only in hindsight do I wish that I had the spirit to knock out 1092 posts in less than six weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 It might as well be called 'take me up the arse' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 4 minutes ago, Frank said: I honestly haven't had a moment to myself in the past three months, bubs. When I see her lying there, stinking.. knowing that this will be our very last Christmas together, it's only in hindsight do I wish that I had the spirit to knock out 1092 posts in less than six weeks. Sad times, frank. But you've got to do, what you've got to do. Any chance you could expedite her passage to the after life and get back on here full-time? I'm not calling her selfish, but you've already given her the best years of your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: It doesn't look good. Cancer. There's a lot of it about at the moment. I'm gently weaning my way back in.. one step at a time. Would you mind doing a nom for me? Adam Saleh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 17 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm gently weaning my way back in.. one step at a time. Would you mind doing a nom for me? Adam Saleh. We are defined by our rivalries on here. Ape and Punkape, Roops and me, Bill and everyone. Jazz was your greatest adversary, and you haven't even got the decency to ask after the man's health. You're a loathsome fucking toad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: We are defined by our rivalries on here. Ape and Punkape, Roops and me, Bill and everyone. Jazz was your greatest adversary, and you haven't even got the decency to ask after the man's health. You're a loathsome fucking toad. I'll ask Eddie about Adam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 How about a Christmas dance with the bucket of flids Frank ? Perhaps an Abba song ? Dancing Queen ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: How about a Christmas dance with the bucket of flids Frank ? Perhaps an Abba song ? Dancing Queen ? Money, money, money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 Frank is still poorly, please be gentle with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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