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The Creation of Roadkill

I honestly don't know what the fuck is going on in my own head sometimes...


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3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I know where you live.

PS Ask them what I did to Cuntwad.

Fuck all because she was banned permanently by an admin years ago? Scary. Also if anything unusual does happen to myself or any of my personal friends or family I can assure you I'll do everything in my power to find you and have you prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

I don't like getting this real on a fucking internet forum. It's a stupid fucking picture of your avatar, Cuntybaws. Please don't make such personal threats over something so trivial.

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6 hours ago, Roadkill said:

if anything unusual does happen to myself or any of my personal friends or family I can assure you I'll do everything in my power to find you and have you prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

I don't like getting this real on a fucking internet forum. It's a stupid fucking picture of your avatar, Cuntybaws. Please don't make such personal threats over something so trivial.

Fucking hell, don’t piss your pants. “I know where you live” is a stock phrase, originating from the dark days when “Kill yourself” was deemed an inappropriate greeting. (There are precious few on here capable of making good on the statement, but it can done all right, so take it as a friendly warning.)

Oh, and don’t go waving your metaphorical dick about over what you don’t like, while blatantly doing things intended to wind me up. Then we’ll get on just fine.

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3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Fucking hell, don’t piss your pants. “I know where you live” is a stock phrase, originating from the dark days when “Kill yourself” was deemed an inappropriate greeting. (There are precious few on here capable of making good on the statement, but it can done all right, so take it as a friendly warning.)

Oh, and don’t go waving your metaphorical dick about over what you don’t like, while blatantly doing things intended to wind me up. Then we’ll get on just fine.

Baws, do it. No apologies. 

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5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Fucking hell, don’t piss your pants. “I know where you live” is a stock phrase, originating from the dark days when “Kill yourself” was deemed an inappropriate greeting. (There are precious few on here capable of making good on the statement, but it can done all right, so take it as a friendly warning.)

Oh, and don’t go waving your metaphorical dick about over what you don’t like, while blatantly doing things intended to wind me up. Then we’ll get on just fine.

I had no intention of pissing you off, Cunty. This was a genuine and heartfelt tribute. I drew you as God getting carried through the heavens in the arms of Bubba cherubs and myself as that naked pleb he stops to throw change at in the real thing. If I'd wanted to wind you up I would have reversed the roles.

I was being humble, you hostile git.

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On 15/12/2016 at 1:52 PM, Roadkill said:

I had no intention of pissing you off, Cunty. This was a genuine and heartfelt tribute. I drew you as God getting carried through the heavens in the arms of Bubba cherubs and myself as that naked pleb he stops to throw change at in the real thing. If I'd wanted to wind you up I would have reversed the roles.

I was being humble, you hostile git.

Why would you want to produce a "tribute" to a very clever and slightly autistic fictional character on an Internet forum? It's a bit of a strange thing to do.

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13 minutes ago, Ape said:

Why would you want to produce a "tribute" to a very clever and slightly autistic fictional character on an Internet forum? It's a bit of a strange thing to do.

Guess I'm a strange person.

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On 12/14/2016 at 9:56 PM, Cuntybaws said:

I know where you live.

PS Ask them what I did to Cuntwad.

What did you do to Cuntwad CB, you shit kicking mule, i missed that.

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7 hours ago, Fender777 said:

What did you do to Cuntwad CB, you shit kicking mule, i missed that.

I put up a nomination entitled "Chubby Brides" and illustrated it with her wedding picture. Since she thought said picture had never been online, the poor cunt reckoned I'd actually been in her house. She was shitting herself.

Of course, it had been online;  her husband had posted it without her knowledge. The real question is, how did I know her name, address, NINO, shoe size and medical history. A warning there for some - loose lips, pink nips.

The funniest bit was when The Rev clocked what was happening during the very short period before the nomination was removed. He was so delighted that he very nearly exploded. 

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10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I put up a nomination entitled "Chubby Brides" and illustrated it with her wedding picture. Since she thought said picture had never been online, the poor cunt reckoned I'd actually been in her house. She was shitting herself.

Of course, it had been online;  her husband had posted it without her knowledge. The real question is, how did I know her name, address, NINO, shoe size and medical history. A warning there for some - loose lips, pink nips.

The funniest bit was when The Rev clocked what was happening during the very short period before the nomination was removed. He was so delighted that he very nearly exploded. 

 ... No more drawings of Cuntybaws, then. I've only seen that terrible Hackers movie from 1995. And The Matrix of course, but that was hardly realistic.

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On 12/17/2016 at 8:12 AM, Cuntybaws said:

I put up a nomination entitled "Chubby Brides" and illustrated it with her wedding picture. Since she thought said picture had never been online, the poor cunt reckoned I'd actually been in her house. She was shitting herself.

Of course, it had been online;  her husband had posted it without her knowledge. The real question is, how did I know her name, address, NINO, shoe size and medical history. A warning there for some - loose lips, pink nips.

The funniest bit was when The Rev clocked what was happening during the very short period before the nomination was removed. He was so delighted that he very nearly exploded. 

So i'm guessing CuntWad isn't a looker, bit of a hammer house of horror is she  ?

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13 hours ago, Fender777 said:

So i'm guessing CuntWad isn't a looker, bit of a hammer house of horror is she  ?

If by "hammer" you mean ham planet, then yes. 

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On 23/12/2016 at 3:38 AM, cuntspotter said:

All this talk of Cuntwad is giving me the 'orn 

A driver once asked me to give the orn at Warrington Bank Quay .. so I pushed the lever to and fro and the horn went "Dee Dah" and the driver notched up and away we went.

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Fuck me. There are spittle-flecked, mouth-breathing spastics, then there is...Cuntwad. What a fuck-ugly thick shithouse that cunt was, with the IQ of a fucking Toblerone.

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