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About Cuntybaws

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  1. Jerry Lewis

    Dustin Gee was a lot funnier than Les Dennis, after he died.
  2. Fox Hunting

    I'm in two minds about this one. The "unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable" bit I get - although I suspect when you've gone down on Lady Chucklington's wiry ginger snatch that nothing else can truly be described as uneatable. On the other hand, you have the straggle-bearded unemployable pinkos who constitute the hunt saboteur movement, so there are no winners here. Perhaps a solution would simply be hunt cunts like Swampy with dogs?
  3. Eclipses R Us

    In the bitterest of ironies, Stevie Wonder's house lies right on the path of totality.
  4. Jerry Lewis

    Careful, cunt, you're talking to a member of the Jerry Sadowitz fan club here. If you're unfamiliar with his oeuvre you can use Frankie Boyle as a gateway drug.
  5. The FlidSpack Game

    Where they all die of syphilis or become hopeless alcoholics. If I was directing it, it wouldn't end quite so well for that annoying fucking raccoon either, that's for sure.
  6. Jerry Lewis

    Fuck me, there’s trolling and then there’s trolling, but someone always has to take it too far. Norman Wisdom is the unfunniest cunt ever, bar none. He made Charlie fucking Chaplin look good – hell, he even made Miranda Hart look good. "Ooh Mr Grimsdale, I fell down again!" Short-arsed twat. Do you have any thoughts on Michael McIntyre?
  7. Cunts who don't have an Aga

    He should be defennelstrated forthwith.
  8. Coffee Shops

    Or Crew Member...
  9. Cunts with freckles

    And an adorable baby too.
  10. Cunts with freckles

    Once a ginger, always a ginger. I've hacked your old school yearbook to provide definitive evidence of this.
  11. Hepatitis E U sausage munchers

    This is the thread for racist sausages. 'Brexit virus' caused by EU sausages causes 60,000 Britons to fall ill annually
  12. Malala Yousafzai

    A double tap to the head and she still got in - who says standards have fallen? On a semi-related note, this is why the Taliban now insist on beheadings.
  13. Malala Yousafzai

    The last Malala nomination got deleted almost immediately, but that was a while ago, and she's twenty now. I give this one two pages, tops.