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Cuntybaws

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  1. If only Rod Hull had listened to you.
  2. Up the arse, probably. You may be tempted to take the short ferry ride across to Raasay. Let me save you the disappointment, it's an almost-literal pile of shit.
  3. The arrest of a suspect is currently a rolling headline on the Sky News channel. No way of telling whether they've got the right one, though, as they all look very much the same.
  4. "Like" duly awarded for this bit alone.
  5. Her employers must surely shoulder much of the blame for this. Garraway: "I've got a great idea for a new documentary, it'll only cost a million or two to put together." ITV: "Is it about Derek again?" Garraway: "Yes" ITV: "Then fuck off!" Garraway: "No, wait, he dies in this one!" ITV: "Well, why didn't you say? Crack on love, here's £5m. At least this one will be the last." Garraway: "That's what you think. Ker-ching"
  6. You haven't seen Ms. Marvel, then? Lucky cunt!
  7. Ah, they say, it may all be bollocks but it gives people comfort and a sense of belonging and purpose. Stupid fucking cunts. I suppose its one advantage is that when hard-of-thinking bigots armed with semi-automatic weapons decide to go on a killing spree, they can easily find the cunts all gathered together in their synagogue/mosque/church. (Delete as appropriate.) Easy targets. I wish this was a documentary:
  8. In fairness, the residual chloroform fumes probably don't help.
  9. And yet he was ended by a nerdy chemistry teacher. Science, bitches!
  10. By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.
  11. Remember the good old days when they just used to kill themselves?
  12. It's a common misconception that sociopaths don't get upset or angry. It's empathy they lack, not emotions. Trust me, he's off somewhere raging - it's that poor sausage dog I feel sorry for.
  13. The problems with TB are that it has a long latency period, is easily treatable, and is not nearly deadly enough. What's needed is something fast acting that leads inevitably to a nasty and agonising death, ideally while the cunts are still clinging to a small boat somewhere in mid-Channel. If only polonium was contagious...
  14. You could probably unfold the James Webb Space Telescope up there without even touching the sides.
  15. She's a good Sheila, Bruce, and not at all stuck up.
  16. I fucking wish.
  17. Do you remember once, back in early 2012, you took me to task for using a ;-) at the end of a post? "Lol 🤣" indeed.
  18. When something goes seriously wrong in the circus ring they send in the clowns as a distraction. It's not often we see things THIS wrong, though.
  19. Dead at long last, although not sure anyone will be able to tell the difference, the Zelda-looking cunt.
  20. On the plus side, they'll be barricading themselves into the synagogues in Golders Green tonight.
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