camberwell gypsy

Beckham's a publicity whore of the highest order. He would appear at the opening of a letter if it meant trousering spondooliks. I wish he'd just fuck off and enjoy his fortune and leave us alone. Same goes for that brillo pad haired gobshite Simon Cowell.

He's the stepson Is he ginger? Because if he is you're allowed to beat the shit out of him. It's in The Magna Carta.

Nope. I feel that it will do to keep the Ivans at arms length but to beat them is a other matter. When that runs out they expect another handout and it may be the Don with his size 11s under the Oval office desk and he'll tell the pint size action man to fuck off, the wallet is closed. I can only see a Russian victory.

You did understand my post?

Why are american cops so bad at snooker? They always shoot the black

Is this game for suicide bombers who fucked up?

I'm not going to mention the chinese snooker player.

I don't know what Peters saw in her to be honest

Always the gentleman, Neil.

Come on OCR, he has a point. Its fucking dull and annoying. The woman he's talking about isn't half has grating as Terry Yorath's beaky daughter, who seems to be on every fucking sports programme.

Golf is for irons

As our Vikings, under Harold, went up to kick the shit out of the other viking mob, those sneaky fucking frogs snuck in by the back door. It would be a different country if it wasn't for those pesky Normans.

I'd say he's got the hump because the gooners lost in the CL, but he posted his post before the match. What was Arteta thinking bringing on Trossard so early? The problem with Arsenal is they always try and walk it in.

I wouldn't even jail him. Why should the British tax payer fork out for this cunt? Just put him on the next flight to sausage land and be done with him.

Marcus Decker Dartford Bridge Protester. Sounds like a Viz character.

You'll probably find that these terms were from the ruling classes. The ignorance comes from working class people listening to these fucking arsehats.

I'm seeing Lydon in May. Can't fucking wait Oh, and reported😂

Psion Palmtop sounds like a method of wanking.

Come on William, you fucking love her. She's Cher to your Sonny. Juliet to your Romeo. Rose to your Fred.

Let's just say, after Eric's finished she'd need new back doors hanging.

Comedy gold

No. I get them from the@Cuntybaws"Play on words volume 2" book. 50p from the Cancer Research charity shop. They had 'Frank Kleftiko belts the best of Broadway' album but at 75p, fuck that.

Bit of an oily cunt.

Hopefully someone will welcome the little cunt on his release.

It's the only way cowardly little cunts like this fight. Get them in a "straightner on the cobbles" and they fucking fold like a deck chair. No doubt he'll come out in 18 years time with "Mohamed" in his name ready to go on the rampage with a blade in the the name of Allah.