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About Rev

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  • Birthday 05/10/1918

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    Mind your own, cunt.

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  1. Frank Kleftiko (1971 - 2017)

    I'm none the wiser.
  2. Frank Kleftiko (1971 - 2017)

    Can some cunt tell me what has happened here?
  3. Birds want equal pay at BBC

    I've heard that this emaciated hawk-nosed cunt's cock is slightly larger.
  4. Birds want equal pay at BBC

    I certainly do. That myopic, voice-not-yet-broken ginger cunt-stick needs his extremities turned into fucking hamburger courtesy of a commercial tyre lever, before being skinned and peeled, then drowned in a bucket of cold dog-sick.
  5. Pigeon fanciers

    Pigeons are cunts. They're just a poor man's seagull (another cunt) in Primark feathers and with flatter tits.
  6. Cunts With Blindlingly White Teeth

    I always thought this Rylan cunt with the electric blue teeth was Katie Price in drag, dressing up as a fucking poof, until she suddenly turned into a fat bastard. As a mincing denizen of the arsehole-end of celebrity, it should come as no surprise that I want the cunt dead.
  7. Labiaplasty

    I can assure you, Mrs R, my intentions were anything but guiltless, innocent or virtuous.
  8. Labiaplasty

    I for one, certainly always appreciated and eagerly awaited your images with breathless anticipation, Mrs R. I'd be happier still if you despatched a few dozen wipe-easy laminates for my personal perusal by return post.
  9. Bloke Locks Wife in Car

    I remember the last time you were there, you knocked up a very accurate sketch of cuntwad, klefto. Good evening.
  10. Sally cuntbreed Jones

    Much like my very good self, she made top of the range guitars sound extraordinarily shite. However, she's a fucking equine-looking bucket-fanny cunt of truly Olympic magnitude and looks like she smells of goat piss. The chase is the process that'll facilitate her shitting her arse in fear. Feeding her feet-first through a bark-stripper slowly until it drags at her knees is but a fleeting and momentary pleasure, but necessary nonetheless. I want her dead.
  11. Johanna Konta

    To be honest, she looks like Aerosmith's house arse-butler Steven Tyler after a scrub, but probably with a bigger cock. They could brighten up this homosexual ball-game by having naked female jelly and peanut butter wrestling in an inflatable pool. I nominate Esther McVey and Caroline Flint as the first two cuntestants and an equally naked Lucy Verasamy as the ring girl. I'll supply the Fisting Butter. This Konta cunt can fuck off. I want her dead.
  12. Rolling News

    I liked Poison in a Pretty Pill. Apart from showcasing Penny Rimbaud's quite astonishingly shite quasi-militaristic drumming, it was probably Eve's high point in Crass.
  13. Rolling News

    In her heyday, Gaye Advert was stunning. Unfortunately, she is now a magnolia-toothed council worker and therefore, I would very definitely wish her dead. I spoke to Ari fleetingly about a year before she died. I'd have still given her the good news and she fucking knew it. Her trousers mysteriously fell off on stage shortly thereafter, followed by the elastic in her under-cludgers. I'd post a picture of Ms Advert, but it won't bastard let me. Crass were really hippies that were attached to the punk movement, but yes, I'd have fucked the shit out of Eve Libertine too.
  14. Rolling News

    Fuck, I used to like the Adverts a very fucking long time ago. Still have Gary Gilmour's Eyes and Television's Over on picture cover vinyl somewhere. Although that said, TV Smith is still a cunt and in keeping true to my philosophy, I want him dead.
  15. Decimus, the return

    Never heard of the cunt, but from the above synopsis, I can perhaps accurately conclude that he's a bit of a fucking penis. In essence... I want him dead.