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Decimus

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  1. Goodbye, old friend...until we meet again. Queer old bastard x
  2. There have been plenty of wankers on this site over the years. Salty, Jazz, Saucepants and Ding to name but a few. But I never blocked any of them, because as shit/annoying/mental as they were, they at least brought a level of entertainment, albeit in a more laugh at them then laugh with them way. I think that the ultimate insult to someone is if they're deemed so devoid of any humour, talent, interest or personality people just decide to block them because they consider their content beneath the effort it takes to actually read it. I'd rather be known as a maniac like Jazz, a bullshitter like Johnny, or a multi-quoting, caravan-shitting sex pest like Ding than someone who is so devoid of any interesting traits that no one can be bothered to acknowledge their existence. You've got to ask yourself when all is said and done why they actually bother to log in when they're universally either ignored or ripped into. Delusions of grandeur possibly, fucking lonely, attention seeking desperation definitely.
  3. You'll be pleased to know that I'm with Bawsey when it comes to yourself, Aitch. A lot of what you post is undoubtedly mindless fucking drivel, but when you're not off of your face on tramadol and tizer you're actually capable of some engaging and thought provoking posts. Thank you for not being utterly shit, the aforementioned persons alluded to could learn a lot from you.
  4. It's their total lack of awareness with regard to their own shitness that gets me (or used to before I'd blessedly blocked them). They seem to be under the illusion that they make valuable contributions and that anyone who calls them out for the vacuous, repetitive bores that they are are part of a so called boys club. Hammer of Cunts couldn't be more neutral if he tried, but even he recognises that they're killing the site with their constant onslaught of bollocks. Literally almost everyone who posts on here, including neutrals, are at the end of their tether with the pair of idiots. I don't know how many people it will take to tell them that they bring absolutely nothing but boredom and annoyance to this site before they actually realise that the problem is them and not everyone else.
  5. Evening, Southern. As someone with a very similar sense of humour and outlook to myself, I find that your opinions on the state of The Corner over the years have invariably been in tune with my own. I'm used to the inevitable lulls in quality, as are we all, but usually I'm fairly confident that after a trough we'll find ourselves riding a peak. I'm not so sure this time, because admin seems to be refusing to do anything about the disruptive and absolutely shite posters that continue to plague us. Two more days and I'm off, I won't be bothering to post anything whilst I'm over there because there's nothing now left to draw me back. I'll log in again when I visit in the summer, but if all I see is page after page of the usual suspects spouting shite (two in particular) that's me done.
  6. If labour get in it'll be a mansion, with an associated multi-million pound book deal, regular 'This Morning' appearances and a damehood to boot.
  7. Where the fuck do you live, Aitch, Minsk?
  8. Anyone, even Gunga Din, would be better than the Onkyblock. I'd say to prepare your arsehole for the inevitable Labour-SNP coalition, but the fucking trans-obsessed queer cunts would probably take that as an invitation.
  9. He's spent his entire political career decrying immigrants and supposedly championing the plight of the working man. Don't get me wrong, if he practised what he preached, regardless of whether I agreed with him, I wouldn't demonise him. But he's about as common as a monogamous Frenchman and doesn't mind an immigrant as long as he's fucking it. The husband of a kraut, the lover of a frog, a multimillionaire and a former recipient of an EU wage. Everything he allegedly hates he's at one point fully endorsed for either his own financial benefit or cock. As far as hypocrites go, he's the absolute worst, and should be strung up by his freakishly long, pecksniffian giraffe neck. The cunt has got a lot to answer for and I want him dead.
  10. The irony of his electoral history is delicious. The only votes he has ever won is either in a parliament he fucking despises or on some low rent TV show solely watched by utter fucking simpletons. I fucking hate him.
  11. There's no Kike blood in my family, but would it surprise you to hear me say that I wish there was? On our hands, obviously, not polluting our veins. If you're one of them you should probably consider killing yourself instead of living with the shame.
  12. Doing business with a Christ Killer is fairly easy if you've got half a cock and wear the same stupid little hat. As a gentile I wouldn't trust the usury practising cunts as far as I could gas them.
  13. The only way we could sort the wheat from the chaff back in the day was for any new cunt to be subjected to deeply personal and nonce-infererence based abuse from me and mine. I've been called a bully, but my argument was always that if someone can survive that for at least a month and then make me laugh I'll accept them. I was subjected to exactly the same behaviour so I don't see why the tradition shouldn't be carried on. If you weaken your vetting processes you end up with the current load of fucking shit that's afflicting us.
  14. The only thing worse than an ethnic driver is a female ethnic driver:
  15. Decimus

    Ronnie O'Sullivan

    I wonder if Frank is still in the country? With these winds I imagine that his arsehole must be whistling like the Hogwarts fucking Express.
  16. Decimus

    RAV 4 holly smowk

    You've stumbled across a classic tonight, Aitch. It certainly says something about the standard of nominations around here when a fly by night, barely sentient, absolute fucking spastic such as Scabies is considered a site legend. Yet here we are.
  17. Decimus

    Tommy walsh

    It definitely wasn't Voltaire, although I doubt it was the sex case who first said something along those lines, either. I imagine that in reality multiple people over the centuries have come to the same conclusion and said things more or less to the same effect. It's a neat trick by the aforementioned Zionist scum to attribute it solely to a sex offender, though. Even if you don't like the tribe they're going to assume you won't be willing to associate yourself with a sentiment wholly attributable to a beast. Either way, whoever said it and when, it's an inescapable truth, and it will take more than some pork-dodging, manipulating Kike to put me off quoting it.
  18. Decimus

    Tommy walsh

    JewTube is just another propaganda arm of the Zionist scum who control the masses through idiotic media. Case in point. There's some old bastard on there who shills for the Jews in a big way, Simon Webb posting under the channel 'History Debunked'. Our very own Proper is a fan if I recall, and can probably confirm that 9 out of 10 videos actually promote scientific racism, whilst the others involve Webby absolving the Kikes of mass genocide. Take a look at the comments. Videos advocating outdated eugenics are full of comments that are allowed to stay up, some truly vile opinions and statements. Whereas if you even mention the word 'Jew' on the others, it gets automatically deleted. Obviously any anti-Semite worth their salt is aware of this and can get around it by referring to the tribe as 4x2s or Hitler as 'The Austrian Painter'. But it's beside the point, JewTube turns a blind eye to genuine racial bigotry but won't tolerate even measured and fair criticism of the half-cocks. Obviously this is done because whilst thick, knuckle dragging cunts are slagging off blacks, they're not looking at or targeting the chosen filth. As a wise man once said, to learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
  19. The smoke stacks of Dachau, I believe. It's funny how The Judge never had an answer when I questioned the length of the shadows that they cast in allied aerial photography at the time...
  20. I genuinely can't remember anything about this, Eric. All I know is that particular Christmas was white, a veritable fucking blizzard, and I don't mean snow. I'm not saying that's any excuse, but I'd have fucked anything for another line at the time.
  21. Decimus

    Tommy walsh

    Ermmm....Aitch?
  22. Indeed, @ClitWestwood formerly known as erroreptyle being one of them. When his mum allows him some more screen time, I'm sure he'll be along to scream at you that Britain is a superpower who single-handedly defends Japanese waters from the Chinese with nothing more than an old mine sweeper (yes, he actually claimed this).
  23. He chained some queer to a radiator against his will after paying him to double-fist his starfish. If you want to be pedantic, it technically wasn't a sexual offence that he was subsequently convicted of. But fuck me, Aitch, after learning that would you suck his cock on the understanding that you'd make it out alive again?
  24. Your honesty is actually rather refreshing, Baz. You may have blown more whistles in your time than David Elleray, and it's quite clear you are about as trustworthy as the average sewer rat. But at least you're not claiming to be The Corner's ninth consecutive millionaire.
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