Hokey Gingers

Hi, as it seems your a bit of a nosey cunt i`ll share something of myself with you. I`m a single hetro chap. Physically i`m in great shape and am the ideal weight... for a person seven foot ten inches tall. My measurements are 8" x 6" with a slight left hand bias and vein structure similar to Deidre Barlows neck . My friends say i am very attractive but they`re lying bastards, shit faced all day everyday on Spice at the back of the carpark so i`d take that with a pinch of salt. If you`d like to learn more about yours truly send your question written on the back of a £50 note to :

Big Cocked Hokey Gingers,

C/O Parking Superintendent,

Ballymun Mobile Estates,

One question per £50 note please.