Hokey Gingers

Fine.

Influencers, in particular, the YouTube variety really should study a coarse in video editing before they post a video. The constant chopping of the content drives me barmy with stops cut after every sentence in some cases. It must be a tactic to appeal to the kids and keep their attention span focused but it`s like looking at a strobe light to me. Stop it you cunts.

It`ll be a good earner for him, £86k plus expenses. Go Cat will probably make an approach as will the Spandex people. I wish he`d lose that fucking hat though, go for something a bit more modern...

I`d love to see this arrogant, cocky cunt have a test throw with one of Ryan Searle`s darts only for it to bounce out and hit him in the eye. The resultant stagger backwards ending in an offstage fall landing on Elton John and his husband who were tragically "standing up for the darts" when this arsehole landed on them crushing the pair of them to death. Your a cunt Scott Williams.

Good, though a better investment right now is anything made from wood, African wood to be exact. If you turn up to the Antiques Roadshow with a piece of African wood there`s a dapper guy with a cap on who says it`s worth £50k. He, like Frank, just loves to see African wood. Superb.

Of coarse you cant, your a stupid cunt.

Not to Ike`s left hook she wasn`t...

Mordern female singers are shit, far too many notes.That said the queen of shit singing has to be Bassey. She must be near 100 now. The awful thing is even when dementia arrives and she doesn`t know her own name this cunt will still be belting out " Hey Big Spender" every fucking day and that i wouldn`t wish on a Hamas paraglider child murdering bastard. Well, perhaps as a little aperitif before the white phosphorus...

Indeed. "Throbbin`Hood" and "Saturday Night Beaver" being a case in point..

Your always like this when you haven`t eaten a potato you pangry twat.

You certainly know your onions.....

We don`t judge here Wolfie, just send it back.

Ruth and Eamonn are currently hawking foot spas on telly at the moment. Glamorous Ruth has her feet out demonstrating how it works , sadly her plates are so mottled the red nail varnish and soft lens make it look like a scene out of Carry on Screaming. Wisely, and thankfully, Eamonn didn`t get his out but you can see them walking together supposedly invigorated after the spa. It`s at this point you notice fatty walks with his foot turned in so much its a miracle he can walk straight at all. Keyser Soze cunt..

Poor people around the world seem to be thin whereas poor people in the UK are quite fat.

Obviously you`ve never heard "Men behind the Wire" RK, makes Lennon & Cohen look like rank amateurs, it makes me want to give Lizzy a good kick up the arse and i`m in the Black ffs..

On this occasion i suspect your getting both...

Held their goggles up . They were notoriously short sighted as proven by missing of all things an aircraft carrier. Those swords were another waste of time against Bofors guns....

C`mon Cunty now really, how the fuck could a virus get here from West Africa??😆 😆 Dingy???

I`ll bet tonights Shepherd Neame`s Parker is a top 5......

till the cows come home....

He`s unwatchable too, every video is crammed so many innuendos he makes Julian Clary look like Captain Gravitas. " Double pricks" and "jelly wooblers" indeed. Stop speaking out the side of your gob and filming yourself from behind your fucking ornaments you spikey haired lump of shite.

Hmmm...that whole 10 in a row thing..some of them took it quite badly.

She uses the exact same grip on Punkape`s cock...