Neil

I'm ready for a battle of wits Frank,trouble is I'm unarmed. Go easy on me eh?

One less prozzie for sale then.

I can't imagine having to put up with a sock, I don't even like my own

He should have no problem finding an arms dealer in Lahore. Is one of the prizes a new watch? Does he chalk his chin? How the fuck does he use the rest?. The most important question though is Frank, how the fuck have you remembered how to create a thread after an absence of 5 years?

I'd fucking ruin that

I imagine your weiner smells of datschund?

Animals should be eaten not owned. All dogs are cunts and don't get me started on the owners.

Mercs gone, hope the cunt never commits a crime, there's so much DNA in it they'll lock him up for life!

Took the Volvo to the local box heads yesterday,10 quid for a quick douche,good for another 6 months. Hand washed the Merc as I've put it up for sale, wonder how many foreign wasters I'll have to get through before I sell it?

Horses are like cars, great when they run well but you just fuck em off when they start letting you down. I see I Maximus won so why the long face?

T-Cunt?

It's probably more British than most Ford or Vauxhalls, certainly more reliable. Tell me what British made items are worth owning?

No I don't, it's a car, a fucking piece of metal that is designed to take you to and from your destination and then sit on your drive till you need the cunt again. Cunts who spend the weekend fucking about with cars are all cunts. An English man's home is his castle,an English man's car is a car. I'd rather have my reliable 16 year old Volvo that doesn't miss a beat than some shiny all whistles and bells over priced and over cleaned lump of shite

Get in the cunt,start the cunt,drive the cunt,park the cunt. Who gives a fuck what it looks like if it does what it's supposed to. Cunts that clean cars every week are cunts.

Did you hear about the black flid pornstar? ...had an arm like a baby's cock