Nowadays, the little darlings stuck on their laptops, tablets and games consoles aren't subject to the exposure to shite the same as us from the older generations. In my youth, falling out of a tree and nearly getting killed was a rite of passage to be undertaken thrice weekly. Getting lacerated knees covered in mud didn't merit 5 gallons of dettol, half a ton of Savlon and a week in intensive care. No wonder every cunt is a snowflake nowadays.
Beat the 5 second rule, don't drop food on the floor. If you do eat it. Only faggots are scared of dying.