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Mac Spunk

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About Mac Spunk

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  • Birthday 08/01/1907

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  1. Yet another story about gay marriage, I thought, and then realised I had misread the nom title.
  2. A little cunt.
  3. No, I'm fucking not. It was my 110 birthday yesterday and my main present was haemorrhoids from nowhere. Luckily, for the giver, I had never had them before, and in the event I felt the need to vent my ire on Wizzardsleeve. No doubt the cunt deserves it. How are you, Bubba?
  4. I hope you live to be two hundred you rancid old cunt, if only to see you squirm around in your fetid, stinking filth. Nibbling away at your flaccid, maggoty nob wishing you had shagged at least one woman in your pathetic, infantile life. No doubt there will be no one to care for you or give a monkey's shit either way let alone mourn for you. You ridiculous fucking cunt.
  5. What the fuck is a Segway?
  6. Many bands couldn't play that riff let alone write it. Shit example if you don't mind me saying.
  7. Overrated? Fuck me sideways. The Stones were good but I've seen better pub bands. Listen closely and their timing is as much to chance. Sir fucking Mick - taking the mick, more like. Or is this a wind up?
  8. For a collective of people who purport to deem The Beatles crap and irrelevant, you don't half seem to know a lot about them. Just saying. Where's Apple when you need him?
  9. Where do you keep your crystal ball? May I borrow the fucker for Saturday's lottery?
  10. I thought this worthy of a like, Mrs. If no other fucker did.
  11. Apologies, Mr Wolfie, but the above pile of shite wasn't necessarily aimed at you.
  12. Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross, To see a fine lady upon a white horse; Rings on her fingers and bells on her toes, She shall have music wherever she goes. When I was sang this as a kid I had a picture of wild moorlands with a crossroads, a finger sign-post and horses. Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that in reality the place is busy with shops, houses, cars and traffic lights. What a fucking cunt.
  13. Have you danced the Dark Morris?
  14. Mrs Dilber from A Christmas Carol, over the bannister. I swear she'd take it up the wrong 'un.
  15. 'Learned'? Frank's the best one on here.