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About Panzerknacker

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    Epic Cunt
  • Birthday 07/20/1969

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    Somewhere cold and quiet
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    Committing certain deeds

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  1. Herman And Candelaria Zapp

    Have ya a whole mornings spoofing done yet Alfred baby? Panzerknacker
  2. Herman And Candelaria Zapp

    I'll have ya know I've a busy day ahead of me I've to make coffee and sort laundry and prepare for an afternoon appointment. .doesn't all happen by accident ya know. ..how was your plug hole wank this morning anyway. .did ya get any of it into the bottle of conditioner. ..her hair will be all hard and sticky. . Then she'll beat you Panzerknacker
  3. Herman And Candelaria Zapp

    Laffin. ..this recommendation coming from a toy making shower wanker with a dodgy watch collection ...10.28. .time to get up i reckon Panzerknacker
  4. Fox Hunting

    Seen what ya did there buggers baby. ..good work Panzerknacker
  5. Herman And Candelaria Zapp

    Informer Panzerknacker
  6. Malala Yousafzai

    Bewildered Panzerknacker
  7. Herman And Candelaria Zapp

    Think it's fantastic way to spend your time..ya cranky cunt Panzerknacker
  8. Malala Yousafzai

    German?...read more post less Panzerknacker
  9. Cunts with freckles

    How is Scotland Yard managing without such an astute individual such as yourself. .... Panzerknacker
  10. Cunts with freckles

    I'm awake..perusing the papers ..and looking in on today's ravings on the corner foot has not touched floor yet Panzerknacker
  11. Cunts with freckles

    I'd be wondering just how freckled she is..then again I'm a jobless cunt with time on my hands Panzerknacker
  12. Coffee Shops

    I know your pain pen baby. ..I've been stuck behind many a wanker at a coffee machine as they flute around with cups of half caff double decaff with twists of this shite n sprinkles of that shite. .I just want a black coffee..with a lid that fits Panzerknacker
  13. Cunts who won't use microwave ovens

    Not our fault that some cunts gone n built a tesco where they were hurriedly planted Panzerknacker
  14. England Cricket Cuntbreeds

    Cricket. ..cunts game really Panzerknacker
  15. Malala Yousafzai

    I'd go with the roops on her assumption. .you need the ability to keep up with the coursework Panzerknacker