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Eric Cuntman

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    Continuing to be better than frank

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  1. I would definitely do lezzing with either of them.
  2. He won’t like being referred to as the third power.
  3. I’d have fucked Ruth Langsford a few years ago.
  4. How on earth were you expecting her to find the exact bit of beach? Did you leave a sand castle with a little Haitian bongo-bongo flag somewhere clear of the high tide mark?
  5. I would suggest top-decking his lavatory cistern but they haven’t got plumbing in Cyprus.
  6. Good lad ELC. Keep on swinging and take no shit from anyone. I dread to think of the abuse I would face if this lot ever found out that I was a transsexual Somali quadriplegic with herpees* *bring back Punkape.
  7. They won’t be raughing when you turn up in the Lascal with the lape mattress in the back.
  8. Sorry. Couldn’t fucking resist.
  9. Can you grant me permission to edit this please?
  10. Did you stand too close to the window in the radiology suite?
  11. I know. But I’m not American. Don’t encourage it. Correct it.
  12. “There’s a nasty nip in the air.” - Weather report from Pearl Harbour Dec 7th 1941.
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