How on earth were you expecting her to find the exact bit of beach? Did you leave a sand castle with a little Haitian bongo-bongo flag somewhere clear of the high tide mark?
Good lad ELC. Keep on swinging and take no shit from anyone.
I dread to think of the abuse I would face if this lot ever found out that I was a transsexual Somali quadriplegic with herpees*
*bring back Punkape.