Eric Cuntman

How are you, you dilapidated old fart?

Of all the French sailors cocks he’s sucked.

There aren’t any millennials on this site. We’re all 40s, 50s and older. With the exception of RK and Decs who are mid 30s. He seems to think that anyone who disagrees with him is a 25 year old snowflake. Bizarre.

You misspelled ‘typically’.

I might go Jaywick on Friday.

Utter bollocks. You still haven’t sussed this place.

Needed a break.

He’s sarcastically referring to ELC as a big hitting veteran. He posted it just after ELC told you to ship out. Why are you still here you fucking Johnny come lately rookie cunt?

The comedy song title you should have invented in this situation is as follows: ’Sitting On The Cock Of A Gay’ That’s why I’m the best on here ELC.

What’s the grandad thing? Are you cousins?

Bollocks. Shopping mall muzak ear worm.

He is unkillable. But he’s not uncontrollable. Which is why my foot is in his arse right now. If you have a better idea, please get the fuck on with it and stop fucking whining about my methodology.

A perfect example of an ‘H’ getting it completely wrong.

Oh hang on… gazpacho has a sci-fi connection to Red Dwarf. Harold will probably think you’re talking about his family. The thick cunt.

Are you fucking serious? Do you still think that what I said was an attack on your actual mother rather than an addition to a conversation about a fictional language from Star Trek?? You thick fucking cunt. Get the fuck off this website you sensitive little fucking crybaby shitcunt. You make me fucking sick.