This tawdry, faux-Irish skinhead cunt has been polluting the fucking airwaves far longer than should be permissible with the utter shite that is Big Brother and Bastard X Factor (among a veritable fucking cornucopia of other pish) that he presents in his tiresome and insincere Vaudevillian Essex wanker delivery. If the verminous imbecile hadn't got lucky, he'd have likely faced multiple arrest warrants for common assault in his local Boys' Brigade troupe for rubbing his badly shaven chins on impressionable children's Piffin's Bridges. I want him dead. Max Clifford's a cunt.