Fat fucking cunts acting like Egon Ronay whilst ramming their disgusting fingers into every taster pot they can manage but refusing to purchase a single thing.
Overly cheery/miserable market traders hocking their E. coli and salmonella filled sausage rolls and sickly sweet fruit liqueurs at 150% increase on supermarket prices, even at 'festival discount' rates.
Shitty local Folk bands thinking they're headlining Glastonbury, the RNLI collecting and St John's ambulance cunts on yet another recruitment drive.
The only thing worse than this shit ruining my Sunday would've been a garden centre trip.
Fuck off.