Aka a cold fucking idiot. His sacrifice was utterly fucking pointless. Who knows; if he'd hung about a bit he could have at least kept everyone's spirits up by letting them all kick the pious cunt into a coma.....then eating him. Just fucking wandering off like that's not on. I reckon he'd seen a passing Eskimo tribe.....out the corner of his eye like....and thought fuck Scott and the other 2 cunts...and ran off and agreed with the Eskimos that in exchange for 1) Food. 2)Warmth 3) Mainly rubber clothing 4) An alibi, Oates was prepared to "get his eyebrows frosted" every hour -on the hour by the village elders.