Much has been written and said about obese fuckers recently but have there been many studies on why such a large percentage of the population are overweight?
Well, here’s a thought; there are millions of ex-smokers out there who have become doughnut-eating lard-arses simply because they have quit smoking. I know because a colleague of mine is something of a porker and he tells me he lost his sylph-like figure of yesteryear simply by ditching the fags.
Hmm, I wonder, are these corpulent burger-munching cunts fat because they eat the equivalent of a carthorse everyday?
Or is it because they have chosen a healthier lifestyle?
Discuss and fuck off.