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So now libraries have gone the same way as the Tesco fucking Express self-service check-outs. Cunts. It aint my job to book in/out library books in their shitty fucking machines whilst trying to eye up the 23 year old library assistant and scratch my arse at the same time. Library assistants stamp books in and out - they've done it for years, it's not rocket science and it's not my fucking job. Get your fingers out of your arse and politely serve me like you're supposed to, you lazy bastards. The fuckers will have us re-stacking the shelves next.
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If you're old, infirm or fucked up in a way that impedes your ability to ride a bike properly then these things are a great idea. If you're not then you're fucking lazy and a proper cunt. Fat useless tubs of lard can now splash out several grand on the latest carbon road machines or full on downhill mountain bikes so they can wobble around the countryside in their super stretched Lycra. I wish they'd all go back to playing golf.
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So, you're feeling out of shape and decide to do something about it. However, instead of just getting off your fat, lazy arse and doing some fucking exercise, you decide you need a personal trainer. This will make all the difference, and rather than just using your will power and common sense, you pay some moron to assist you in your half hearted attempt to get fit. These cunts must be laughing all the way to the bank, simply by going for runs with idiots that can't manage to just go on their own. I believe having a personal trainer is like a must have fashion accessory for certain brain dead wankers.
