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Bought a new car at the weekend which I'm very happy about. I was all eager to jump in and fuck off when the greasy shyster of a salesman began to try and sell me Insurance, extended warranty and a body care treatment. After I told him god knows how many times my insurance was cheaper than what he was offering and the extended warranty was shite he then opened up with the shpiel about the all singing all dancing body work polish. The cunt even started a short video presentation on the desk top. I said "don't waste both our time because I'm not interested". This didn't deter him as he kept stopping the video to reiterate what was being said. He told me he got this crap on his car and then showed me a pic of it on his mobile. Another 5 times I told him I wasn't interested but then he got to the climax of his presentation. He reeled off 3 other firms and what they charged; £500, £450 and £390. " We charge (pause) just £320"! At this point I told him that I was now getting the hump and pointed out I could get this stuff for £30 online and why the fuck would I pay 10 times the amount for the same thing? But the oily cunt wasn't finished. He claimed that the treatment online wasn't the real McCoy, despite the fact that it was made by reputable companies. After 25 minutes he gave up. And then the fucker said "don't forget to rate me on our website. Everyone gives me a 10 out of 10". Needless to say the slimey bastard got a big 0 from me.