The toilet bowl had blood in it again this morning. Not because I split Mrs H with my humongous nob or because Punkape had rogered me all night with a Bam dildo. It was because Mrs H had forgot to flush away the blob again, bless her.
But it did put me off my marmite on toast whilst I was having a shit this morning.
(And before any of you fuckers start, I researched 'dildos' especially for this nom)