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Gritters chipping my paintwork - CUNTSUsername: SpiroGiroSunday, February 5, 2012, 11:02 am
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The Queen Mother
Posted By | MrWaternoose
QM's cool......corpses are still being found at Sandringham to this very day......what's your fucking problem?
Monday, February 6, 2012, 1:18 am
Cunts who wear weird motorcycle helmets
Posted By | MrWaternoose
Yeah, but in the wearer's mind it makes them into a hotsy-totsy-ace-burn-it-up-in-hell-mean-mother-fucker-biker....................... I've a few issues here: #1 They've got shit bikes......#2 They don't know how to ride a bike (even if it's a shit one). #3 The cunts hold me up when they've fallen off the said bike on the South Circlear, thus fucking up the rare days when I've work to carry out.
Monday, February 6, 2012, 1:14 am
The Wifes Tits
Posted By | cuntspotter
Except me of course...I'm fucking lush I am......good night.
Monday, February 6, 2012, 1:02 am
labradoodles
Posted By | MrWaternoose
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 10:10 am
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 1:40 am
I'm advised that these are reasonably bright dogs - apparently they're a "1st choive" for Hearing Dogs For The Deaf.
Sorry, could you say that again?
What you say?
Monday, February 6, 2012, 1:02 am
Gritters chipping my paintwork - CUNTS
Posted By | MrWaternoose
Yep - intent on fucking up my topcoat, the cunts stick the pedal to the metal to make the whissy salt spreader thing go really fast when they see me driving my Jag towards them..........
Monday, February 6, 2012, 1:00 am
The Wifes Tits
Posted By | MrWaternoose
If that photo's real, then the wonky titted bird's well disadvantaged. But then again, I can't assimilate as to how she can be catagorized as a cunt as it's the way she was born. I mean....there's few of us that's a fucking oil painting, is there?
Monday, February 6, 2012, 12:54 am
Pakistan
Posted By | Cunty
Cunts being both the Pakis and Radio 4.
Monday, February 6, 2012, 12:36 am
Pakistan
Posted By | Cunty
Have you heard the Radio 4 trend of pronouncing it Parkistan, just so they don't utter the syllable Paki. Cunts.
Monday, February 6, 2012, 12:33 am
Sky Customer Services
Posted By | Cunty
You cunt, I would have told them to stick their sky box up their arse, only after booking at least 5 more appointments that I wouldn't be there to keep.
Monday, February 6, 2012, 12:29 am
Cunts who wear weird motorcycle helmets
Posted By | Cunty
What's weird about that helmet?, you need to get out more, it's not like it is a Nazi Stormtrooper copy.
Monday, February 6, 2012, 12:23 am
Crime Figures
Posted By | jellytot
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 11:20 pm
So, crime rates have been falling since 1994. Excellent news, oh, but is it not also the case that the prison population has doubled between 1992 and 2009 ?...We now have approximately 88,000 people in jail, and another 12 Billion is to be spent to accomodate another 20,000 over the next five years. Surely there is some mistake, Its either one or the other.
Don’t forget white collar crime Mr. Spott. Some of those fuckers wear the same shirt 2 days running, even with all those particulates in the air. I’d gas their arses immediately and shove them up Michele Bachmann’s roulade.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 11:49 pm
Partridges
Posted By | judgetwi
Quote: Sunday, August 28, 2011, 10:38 am
Quote: Thursday, June 16, 2011, 10:09 am
Your girlfriend was probably upset because she prefers to be woken up by a cock in the morning.
Are we talking my cock or cock as in the male chicken?
You haven't got a cock you twat.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 11:23 pm
Crime Figures
Posted By | cuntspotter
So, crime rates have been falling since 1994. Excellent news, oh, but is it not also the case that the prison population has doubled between 1992 and 2009 ?...We now have approximately 88,000 people in jail, and another 12 Billion is to be spent to accomodate another 20,000 over the next five years. Surely there is some mistake, Its either one or the other.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 11:20 pm
The Wifes Tits
Posted By | judgetwi
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 8:52 pm
Remember not to go in dry, your wife may end up with piles.
What's that got to do with her tits? You need to stick to the topic not start waffling bollocks. You are not giving a sermon now you decrepid old cunt.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 11:19 pm
The Wifes Tits
Posted By | judgetwi
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watch this space judge,the next ones just for you...Itl be worth a great big wank....Undecided which to do fanny or arse..?????
Nice of you to think of me but have you considered there might be other perverts wanking over your wife's fanny/arse? Your decision of course.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 11:13 pm
The Wifes Tits
Posted By | judgetwi
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 8:31 pm
Your neighbours need to step a bit more lively judge. Sunday evening and they're only just starting? I didn't realise couples got their own room in the homeless unit. I bet you have a glass to the wall and have your ear pressed up to the glass....and your chinos and Sainsburys kecks around your ankles, haven't you?
No , Your Reverence, this woman screaming her head off does nothing for me. If anything it just makes me feel........inadequate. You know all about that obviously.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 11:07 pm
The Queen Mother
Posted By | scotty
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 8:49 pm
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 8:32 pm
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 8:12 pm
........this fat bitch actually thought she was better than the suckers who stumped up the cash. Liberte, Fraternite, Egalite. Chop their fucking heads off.
A 1920's flapper girl.... married the idiot son and looked all set for a life of indulgence until the older brother turned out to be an even more spoiled and useless shit than people first thought ... spent the rest of her life drinking, smoking, horse racing and believing the world smelt of fresh paint. But,the whole fucking brood are inexplicably revered by the flag waving masses, ....so don't drag the tumbril out just yet or its the likes of me and you going up the steps with an accompanying drum roll.
Cant disagree with a word of that.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 10:51 pm
The Wifes Tits
Posted By | scotty
ffs micky, wtf did you do to her??
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 10:47 pm
The Queen Mother
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
I like the queen mother, she is doing really well for her age.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 9:53 pm
The Queen Mother
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
Ironically, I had a white Fiat in 1997. Whilst bombing through a tunnel in the 7th arrondissement, I noticed a foreign type in the back of an S class Merc giving a tall blonde the good news. Imagine my surprise when trying to get a money shot, the motor ploughed into a pillar.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 9:16 pm
Paul McCartney
Posted By | DeSelby
Unfortunately, Ive just seen an advert for a new album o' shite from the quavering old fart. Hes decided to join the gallery of stars-who-sing-in-a-tuxedo: the seal of pure class. Class A cunt that is. No ideas No imagination, No passion, like the zombies who dimly recall their house or shopping mall, he vaguely recalls the desire for more cash, more publicity, but like the zombie no longer knows why he does it. Is this a cunt or just pathetic?
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 9:04 pm
The Wifes Tits
Posted By | jellytot
Dugs like these outside Ethiopia is just wrong
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 9:02 pm
The Queen Mother
Posted By | DeSelby
youre right there 'spotter, some poor bastard was nearly kicked to death for not grieving enough when the "Queen of Hearts" was buried in a sea of plastic flower wrappings by bthe gawd love em loyal subjects. Fortunately I was in Slovenia at the time and that was bad enough.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 8:53 pm
The Wifes Tits
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
Remember not to go in dry, your wife may end up with piles.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 8:52 pm
The Queen Mother
Posted By | DeSelby
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 8:32 pm
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 8:12 pm
........this fat bitch actually thought she was better than the suckers who stumped up the cash. Liberte, Fraternite, Egalite. Chop their fucking heads off.
A 1920's flapper girl.... married the idiot son and looked all set for a life of indulgence until the older brother turned out to be an even more spoiled and useless shit than people first thought ... spent the rest of her life drinking, smoking, horse racing and believing the world smelt of fresh paint. But,the whole fucking brood are inexplicably revered by the flag waving masses, ....so don't drag the tumbril out just yet or its the likes of me and you going up the steps with an accompanying drum roll.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 8:49 pm
The Wifes Tits
Posted By | mickryder
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 6:52 pm
What's next Mick? You've done My Wife and My Wife's Tits.My Wife's Fanny? My Wife's Arse?My Wife the Lezzer? You obviously consider her to be a rich source of comedy. I'm thinking of nominating My Wife Lady Penelope. Now that should get a laugh. P.S. My next door neighbours have just started their first fuck of the weekend if anybody is interested. The cold must be getting to him.
watch this space judge,the next ones just for you...Itl be worth a great big wank....Undecided which to do fanny or arse..?????
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 8:42 pm
The Wifes Tits
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
Has she been using her left tit as a bridge-brace at a bungee charity event?
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 8:41 pm
Gritters chipping my paintwork - CUNTS
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
If the OP's worried about the council gritting his brief, why doesn't he park it in the fucking garden? The Coitus household has 25 kilos of gritting salt in anticipation of inclement weather, or I can have the kids throw it at chav motors parked in the street. Cunts.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 8:38 pm
The Queen Mother
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 8:12 pm
........this fat bitch actually thought she was better than the suckers who stumped up the cash. Liberte, Fraternite, Egalite. Chop their fucking heads off.
A 1920's flapper girl.... married the idiot son and looked all set for a life of indulgence until the older brother turned out to be an even more spoiled and useless shit than people first thought ... spent the rest of her life drinking, smoking, horse racing and believing the world smelt of fresh paint. But,the whole fucking brood are inexplicably revered by the flag waving masses, ....so don't drag the tumbril out just yet or its the likes of me and you going up the steps with an accompanying drum roll.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 8:32 pm
The Wifes Tits
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
Your neighbours need to step a bit more lively judge. Sunday evening and they're only just starting? I didn't realise couples got their own room in the homeless unit. I bet you have a glass to the wall and have your ear pressed up to the glass....and your chinos and Sainsburys kecks around your ankles, haven't you?
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 8:31 pm
Gritters chipping my paintwork - CUNTS
Posted By | DeSelby
Who gives a shit
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 8:26 pm
The Wifes Tits
Posted By | DeSelby
Thats not your wife, and if it was you would be a right cunt
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 8:21 pm
The Queen Mother
Posted By | DeSelby
Astonishingly, instead of feeling furtive and awkward about being paid four times as much as the priminister with a nice house and all the swan you can eat thrown in, this fat bitch actually thought she was better than the suckers who stumped up the cash. Liberte, Fraternite, Egalite. Chop their fucking heads off.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 8:12 pm
online bingo advertisements
Posted By | PatMustard
Bingo in a giant shed on the outskirts of large council estates, overflowing with Pat Butcher lookalikes, stinking of giant marker pens and stale L&B Superking menthols sounds bad enough. The thought of the same fucking people sitting on their plastic covered sofas, surrounded by chintz and Wade Whimsies, waiting for a bunch of virtual balls to pop up is enough to make me want to throw a 3 bar electric fire into my next bath
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 7:44 pm
Sky Customer Services
Posted By | PatMustard
Not more money than sense, just hate Digital, can't get cable and like watching sport and movies. They are cunts though. Having installed a dish on my roof, they then send some cunt out to upgrade to Sky+. Prick turns up and then explains that he can't access the roof (one storey) and I need to book the 'special heights team'. Fine. Another afternoon off work to wait in for them (all booked with customer services) and another prick turns up on his tod. He of course can't do it, (offered to hold his fucking ladder or get up it and do it myself) so he goes off to call the office. I pop indoors and tell him to come in when he is done and leave the front door open. 20 mins later, he has not returned so I go down to check on his progress and the cunt has just got in his van and fucked off without even bothering to tell me. Needless to say, I bought the part online, abused customer services, got them to just deliver the box and installed the cunt myself in about five minutes.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 7:38 pm
Kevin Spacey
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quote: Friday, May 13, 2011, 12:31 pm
Nah,don't worry.I'm in the position where I couldn't give a flying fuck now.If that cunt's in it,I won't watch it.Seems the twat's a chutney ferret too.What an utter cunt.
..... an almost compulsory state of affairs if you want to be an actor darling,
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 7:31 pm
The Queen Mother
Posted By | cuntspotter
Yes Pat, they are referred to as the idle rich for some very good and obvious reasons, Thanks Gran.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 7:27 pm
The Wifes Tits
Posted By | judgetwi
What's next Mick? You've done My Wife and My Wife's Tits.My Wife's Fanny? My Wife's Arse?My Wife the Lezzer? You obviously consider her to be a rich source of comedy. I'm thinking of nominating My Wife Lady Penelope. Now that should get a laugh. P.S. My next door neighbours have just started their first fuck of the weekend if anybody is interested. The cold must be getting to him.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 6:52 pm
Cuntchester United
Posted By | judgetwi
Howard Webb is Cuntchester's player of the year. He is deadly in the penalty area.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 6:42 pm
America
Posted By | cuntspotter
...Just another day at the office Jellers....They simply cannot see themselves as the rest of us in the world do. Its the usual punch and judy show at the u.n. ... Not helped of course by another bravura performance of tedious sabre rattling from Susan Rice....plodding pedestrian, journeyman diplomat who has been carried as far as she has by the policy of "affirmative action"..
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 6:36 pm
America
Posted By | jellytot
So the yanks are angry at the Russian and Chinese vetoes over Syria? Well now they know what it feels like when they veto any measures to control their blood soaked 51st state more commonly known as israel. Fuck off back to your zionist masters Hilary. You fuckin husband had more balls than you.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 6:11 pm
Cuntchester United
Posted By | MightyJoeYoung
Rooney is such a cock, he's picking his fucking nose whilst being interviewed on live TV.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 6:03 pm
Internet Tough Guys
Posted By | MightyJoeYoung
60 users online, shame they don't all log in.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 6:00 pm
Internet Tough Guys
Posted By | MightyJoeYoung
The new gallery layout is superb.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 5:58 pm
Cuntchester United
Posted By | MightyJoeYoung
Fuck me, Rooney gets man of the match for scoring a fucking penalty. Bullshit.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 5:52 pm
Cuntchester United
Posted By | applescruff
3-3, I reckon 4-3 to Chelsea.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 5:48 pm
ALBANIAN Gypos!
Posted By | jambo
it looks like CALIBOS from clash of the titans
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 5:46 pm
Cuntchester United
Posted By | MightyJoeYoung
Bloody hell, fairplay to the cunts. Chelsea must be pig sick.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 5:45 pm
Cuntchester United
Posted By | MightyJoeYoung
That twat Howard Webb will probably give them another penalty. He's such a shit referee, fuck knows how he managed to do the world cup final, must of sucked someone's cock I guess.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 5:43 pm
Cuntchester United
Posted By | applescruff
They were 3-0 down at Tottenham at half time once and won 3-5, that was in the days of David Beckham.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 5:42 pm
Cuntchester United
Posted By | applescruff
Fightback on. Always remember the FA Cup tie in 1998 when Man Utd were 0-5 up and it finished 3-5.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 5:41 pm
Cuntchester United
Posted By | MightyJoeYoung
I actualy need Utd to win, I've got a few quid coming in if they do.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 5:41 pm
Cuntchester United
Posted By | MightyJoeYoung
It won't be Moyes. He prefers managing small clubs.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 5:38 pm
Cuntchester United
Posted By | applescruff
They will probably try and get Mourinho although David Moyes is very likely, been at Everton a decade, possibly go for a new challenge.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 5:31 pm
Cuntchester United
Posted By | MightyJoeYoung
I'll be doing cartwheels down the street when he leaves.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 5:20 pm
Cuntchester United
Posted By | applescruff
Man Utd will lose at Man City as well. It would never surprise me to see Ferguson go as well.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 5:19 pm
Cuntchester United
Posted By | MightyJoeYoung
I'm surprised cunt face scored that penalty, he's missed three this season already.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 5:18 pm
Cuntchester United
Posted By | MightyJoeYoung
Let's fucking hope so.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 5:16 pm
Cuntchester United
Posted By | applescruff
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 5:12 pm
This is great! They're getting well and truly fucked in the ass. Brilliant.
Title is going to Eastlands this season.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 5:15 pm
Cuntchester United
Posted By | MightyJoeYoung
This is great! They're getting well and truly fucked in the ass. Brilliant.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 5:12 pm
Pakistan
Posted By | TheCatWoman
Ironically Pakistan means 'land of the pure'. So why do they wipe their arses with their hands still?
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 5:09 pm
Pakistan
Posted By | applescruff
They have given us a torrid time in the cricket, going to lose our No 1 status as a result unless we can chase down 324. Unlikely.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 5:07 pm
Fearne Cotton
Posted By | mickryder
iv just seen this bitch on a advert with gary big ears lineker...Fearne Cotton, frigid scrawny little cunt springs to mind...No knob gobbling where shes concerned....
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 4:58 pm
Pakistan
Posted By | andygg
Very funny thread, good nomination...
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 4:50 pm
Ploughing Competions
Posted By | cuntspotter
A great family day out....take the labradoodle with you.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 4:50 pm
The Stereophonics
Posted By | mickryder
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 4:20 pm
Kelly Jones sounds like he's struggling to turf one out.
he turfed two out, they ended up been his bandmembers....
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 4:49 pm
Full knickers and Keira Knightley.
Posted By | cuntspotter
Not an endeavour to be entertained...she looks like she is neither built for comfort nor speed.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 4:44 pm
Rod, Jane and Fucking Freddy
Posted By | mickryder
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 4:17 pm
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 2:12 pm
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 1:22 pm
Apparently they wrote and performed 2,500 songs.
They,re no way near as talented as The Wiggles....fuking aussie peado cunts....
The Wiggles are great: "Wake up Jeff" - a fucking belter! Do they all have Geoffrey/Jeff?
Squinty, "wake up jeff" is good but not a patch on " Chugger Chugger big red car"..All time classic my friend...These cunts toured last year and sold out everywhere....
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 4:39 pm
Full knickers and Keira Knightley.
Posted By | TheCatWoman
I like the films she's in - have a penchant for historical drama you see... but she had her thighs airbrushed in GQ to add more flesh would you believe. Be like shagging a cheese string.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 4:38 pm
Gritters chipping my paintwork - CUNTS
Posted By | TheCatWoman
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 4:33 pm
Snow heroes of the world unite.
Ha Ha.. I was seriously lauded as a snow hero last year! I was on contract and would not have got paid if I had not pitched up. This winter might be a different story - am on pemernant contract.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 4:36 pm
Full knickers and Keira Knightley.
Posted By | cuntspotter
Eating disordered lollipop head. I bet her breath smells of vomit.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 4:35 pm
Full knickers and Keira Knightley.
Posted By | TheCatWoman
Makes me laugh how she appears all sexy in GQ this month and then complains about having stalkers. Get a grip love, if you're gonna go all sexy for cash expect the odd weirdo to come out of the woodwork.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 4:34 pm
Gritters chipping my paintwork - CUNTS
Posted By | cuntspotter
Snow heroes of the world unite.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 4:33 pm
Gritters chipping my paintwork - CUNTS
Posted By | TheCatWoman
This time of year again ffs .... guaranteed that tomorrow 50% of the workers at my place will be off because they can't get into work. Mandate for fucking pussies to take the fucking piss. I fucking hate people.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 4:30 pm
The Wifes Tits
Posted By | TheCatWoman
Wtf is wrong with her ffs?
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 4:28 pm
The Stereophonics
Posted By | applescruff
I couldn't even name them.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 4:23 pm
The Stereophonics
Posted By | SquintyQuint
Kelly Jones sounds like he's struggling to turf one out.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 4:20 pm
Rod, Jane and Fucking Freddy
Posted By | SquintyQuint
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 2:12 pm
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 1:22 pm
Apparently they wrote and performed 2,500 songs.
They,re no way near as talented as The Wiggles....fuking aussie peado cunts....
The Wiggles are great: "Wake up Jeff" - a fucking belter! Do they all have Geoffrey/Jeff?
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 4:17 pm
Gritters chipping my paintwork - CUNTS
Posted By | SquintyQuint
I bet you told your insurance company you park it in the garage.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 4:14 pm
Steve Mcfadden
Posted By | monkeyarse
He looks like a fucking sausage with a shirt on. Fucking cunt if cunts.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 3:31 pm
The Wifes Tits
Posted By | monkeyarse
She could feed a day nursery with the big knocker, the other one is good for fuck all. But at the end of the day I'd still fuck her.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 3:25 pm
Rod, Jane and Fucking Freddy
Posted By | mickryder
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 1:22 pm
Apparently they wrote and performed 2,500 songs.
They,re no way near as talented as The Wiggles....fuking aussie peado cunts....
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 2:12 pm
England Ccricket team
Posted By | mickryder
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 12:56 pm
By "us" you don't mean that Cunts Corner has got its very own cricket team surely?
if cunts corner had its own cricket team count me in with Frankie Cocozza on the opposition so i could smash the cunt in the nose with my bat...Victory for CC .....
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 2:07 pm
Gritters chipping my paintwork - CUNTS
Posted By | thingsthatpissmeoff
I know exactly what you mean Spiro. Haven't had my car more than 5 minutes and a fucking grit spreader has fucked up my windscreen. One overtook my hubby on his pushrod as well a few days ago and pebbledashed him. Could have blinded him the cunt.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 2:05 pm
Rod, Jane and Fucking Freddy
Posted By | applescruff
Apparently they wrote and performed 2,500 songs.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 1:22 pm
Rod, Jane and Fucking Freddy
Posted By | monkeyarse
This trio of rancid cunts make me fucking spew. I bet these perverts spend all day having dry bum sex with each other.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 1:03 pm
England Ccricket team
Posted By | applescruff
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 12:56 pm
By "us" you don't mean that Cunts Corner has got its very own cricket team surely?
England.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 1:02 pm
England Ccricket team
Posted By | Starcross-Stan
D-did the original poster have a s-stammer?
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 1:01 pm
ALBANIAN Gypos!
Posted By | Starcross-Stan
Is he Nick Clegg's dad?
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 12:59 pm
The Fab Four
Posted By | DawnCrescendo
Eat only British Pork.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 12:57 pm
England Ccricket team
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
By "us" you don't mean that Cunts Corner has got its very own cricket team surely?
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 12:56 pm
England Ccricket team
Posted By | applescruff
Quote: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 8:48 pm
Scratch my last comment. It turns out that South Africa will go to No.1 if they win their next series and there's nothing England can do about it
It's looking like a 3-0 defeat for us in the current series, doubt we will chase down 324. South Africa will grab Number 1 spot if they win their series next month. We play them in the summer, it's looking like its all downhill from here.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 12:31 pm
Gritters chipping my paintwork - CUNTS
Posted By | cuntspotter
You should thank god for small mercies....at least you see a fucking gritter. Up here at Spotter Towers I am breaking out the troika and sled ponies. The memsahib has said she is going outside and may be sometime and I have been searching for that family bag of nuts and raisins left over from the christmas festivities.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 11:12 am
The Stereophonics
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
Some of the points on my brother's train set had got live frogs.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 11:11 am
Gritters chipping my paintwork - CUNTS
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
True Grit.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 11:08 am
The Stereophonics
Posted By | mickryder
Quote: Saturday, February 4, 2012, 11:34 pm
Oh yeah,these cunts are shite,you must've known that before you paid out all that dosh,I mean,they've been going for years,surely you must've noticed how shit they were before now ?
to be honest quite enjoyed their music and got a few cds, but some fuckwit told me they were excellent live...hes a bigger cunt than the stereophonics!!!!!
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 10:48 am
Mr Waternoose
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 10:33 am
More to the point, i wonder where your stalker has gone?
Stalkers are no problem, a Lithuanian followed me home one day last week and told me that he had a boots fetish, he seemed confused when I told him that my car is a hatchback.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 10:45 am
GYLES BRANDRETH
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 10:41 am
Quote: Friday, January 28, 2011, 10:13 pm
Brandreth has been married to Michele Brown since 1973. The couple have three children - Benet, Saethryd and Aphra. He has at various times claimed Jeremiah Brandreth, executed leader of the Pentrich Rising of 1817, as a 'forebear'.
Is that the famous Pentyrch uprising just outside of cardif? triggered by the local spa running out of strong lager.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 10:44 am
GYLES BRANDRETH
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quote: Friday, January 28, 2011, 10:13 pm
Brandreth has been married to Michele Brown since 1973. The couple have three children - Benet, Saethryd and Aphra. He has at various times claimed Jeremiah Brandreth, executed leader of the Pentrich Rising of 1817, as a 'forebear'.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 10:41 am
The Stereophonics
Posted By | cuntspotter
Known affectionately back in their home town of Aberamman (a real fucking sump of a place) as the stereofuckwits.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 10:38 am
Mr Waternoose
Posted By | cuntspotter
I think he might be "having a rest ". Once he has clawed his way out of his restraints i am sure he will be back. More to the point, i wonder where your stalker has gone?
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 10:33 am
Mr Waternoose
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
Is killallthe cunts dead?
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 10:24 am
Jason Bradbury
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 10:21 am
...you haven't gotten the joke have you...??
No
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 10:23 am
Empty Beer Cans Outside Winehouse
Posted By | SpiroGiro
Haha - nice one - We Brits are so great at irony!
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 10:22 am
Jason Bradbury
Posted By | SpiroGiro
...you haven't gotten the joke have you...?? - he IS A GADGET!
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 10:21 am
people with imaginary friends and the bbc executive who wont give me topless weather.
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
Mr Simpsom is my new imaginary friend, he has just gone to the toilet for a poo (or pooh).
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 10:20 am
The Fab Four
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
Just had my morning fix of a red bull substitute.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 10:19 am
special brew
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
Quote: Saturday, October 29, 2011, 4:25 pm
you sure your not a weedy little jock? you seem to have a short temper darling. i think one of the wurzels is a dentist now, or something
No, he's a Lib-Dem.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 10:15 am
labradoodles
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 1:40 am
I'm advised that these are reasonably bright dogs - apparently they're a "1st choive" for Hearing Dogs For The Deaf.
Sorry, could you say that again?
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 10:10 am
Preparing for Mam and Dad visit.
Posted By | cuntspotter
"Dad's a retired joiner, he will be checking gaps around the doors and everything. " My dad's a gynaecologist, the memsahib hates it when he comes around checking things.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 9:19 am
special brew
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quote: i think one of the wurzels is a dentist now, or something
All of the wurzels are cunts.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 9:03 am
ALBANIAN Gypos!
Posted By | MrWaternoose
Quote: Saturday, February 4, 2012, 7:30 pm
Quote: Saturday, February 4, 2012, 7:29 pm
Quote: Saturday, February 4, 2012, 12:31 pm
I'm getting my own back, I'm going to Albania to nick a nice brand new Beemer.
He has got nice dental work.
Interesting I can add comments if I quote but I can't comment if I don't quote
If it makes you feel good.......
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 1:43 am
labradoodles
Posted By | MrWaternoose
I'm advised that these are reasonably bright dogs - apparently they're a "1st choive" for Hearing Dogs For The Deaf.
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 1:40 am
2012
Posted By | SquintyQuint
Quote: Saturday, February 4, 2012, 7:54 pm
This is the worst year ever for me and it's only early February, it's going to get worse as well.
I have a premonition that Team GB football team are going to be knocked out of the Olympics by Germany
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 1:31 am
People who delete stuff off their computers
Posted By | SquintyQuint
Quote: Friday, February 3, 2012, 11:40 pm
Quote: Friday, February 3, 2012, 11:34 pm
Don't mother him Cat, he's a total puff if he can't handle some light threats.
I'm playing good cop bad cop Jellytot...it's me that sent the PM!............................................................................................................................(JOKES)
Blow me down with a feather - I reckoned it was a Yankee Doodle cunt!
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 1:27 am