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Cunts who think they are the centre of the Universe
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The title pretty much says it all but these type of cunt(s) really do piss people off. Why can't they see things from another person's point of view? Albeit a serious point of view or maybe just a joke? Get over yourselves you selfish little dickheads !blehAbbey Clancy
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Quite why this "WAG" is sticking by that stick insect cunt who pays hookers for sex is beyond me. She's hotter than a zinger and could do better. She is obviously a few sarnies short of a picnic. Moneychester City FC
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A fuckin' bunch of cunts bought in for silly amounts of money in order to compete in the premiership and Europe. I fuckin' hate them. Money cunts. I hope they win fuck all. Fiona Robertson
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This woman who pulled a sickie to audition for the X Factor is facing the sack - after her bosses recognised her on the show.
Fiona Robertson, 25, performed in front of Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh and Cheryl Cole in a bizarre routine as the Wicked Witch of the West in April this year.
But she is now facing disciplinary action after she was recognised by her bosses at Wookey Hole Caves, Somerset, where she works as a £50,000-a-year entertainer. What a piss taking cunt!
Anthea Turner
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Not quite sure where the original thread has gone but I wanted to call Anthea a cunt for recreating this Madonna pose. Not bad at all considering she's 48. Making a mountain out of a molehill
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These cunts are fuckin' everywhere. At work, at home, even in the fuckin' streets of England. If somebody makes a mountain out of a molehill, they exaggerate the importance or seriousness of a problem. Shut up you fuckin' cunts!Women with undercuts
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I am not of fan of this recent trend on womens hair. Stick to shaving your fucking pussies bitches.Long Titled Nominations
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They are a cunt and we all know it. Shorten the title and write you explanation in the "why are they a cunt" bit. Worzel Gummidge
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Enough to scare the shit out of kids everywhere. A scarecrow that comes to life. What a strange cunt!Guitar Hero
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No! No! No! Playing guitar hero does not mean you are a rock god! It's fuckin' shit and is nothing like being able to play a real guitar! It is merely a reaction test! !bashSacha Parkinson
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Another actress that is a cunt for appearing in Coronation Street. Far too fit for this shite soap. Go to Hollyoaks bitch.Katherine Kelly
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For being an actress in a completely shite soap. She's too fit for crappy Corrie and needs to switch to Hollyoaks.Helen Flanagan
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Shite actress in a shite soap. Just look at this public display of affection. Need I say more? Slut.Emoticons
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!bash!bleh!bye!chin!cry!ouch!bow!drinks!hu!mad!shock!sleep!what!laugh Cunts eh?Danica Mckellar
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Danica McKellar is best known for her role as Winnie Cooper in the television show The Wonder Years. One of my first crushes as a young lad. I've wondered what happened to her and I've just found out she is writing books on maths! What?! Get out your lovely grown up body! Fuck maths !bashPear Shaped Women
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A study shows that women who are wide at the hips are more likely to experience mental decline late in life.
Scientists studied 8,745 women aged 65 to 79 who were given scores out of 100 after taking a mental test.
Although all the women were classified as "cognitively normal", the results revealed differences linked to weight and body shape.
Test scores dropped by a point for every one-point increase in body mass index (BMI), a standard measurement based on weight and height.
Being overweight was generally associated with reduced memory and brain function. But overweight pear-shaped women were more affected than "apples" with thick waists. The American researchers suspect this is because of the type of fat deposited around the hips.
The findings are published in the Journal of the American Geriatric Society.
Hayfever
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Achoo! Fuck off! My fuckin' eyes are itchy, I keep sneezing and the roof of mouth is itching like fuck. Hayfever is a top cunt !blehThe condom with TEETH: South African doctor designs new female contraceptive to ward off would-be rapists.
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A new condom for women designed with teeth to ward off would-be rapists has been launched by a South African doctor.
Rape-aXe was dreamed up four decades ago by Dr Sonnet Ehlers when as a 20-year-old medical researcher, she met a devastated rape victim who was like 'a breathing corpse'.
In an interview with CNN, Ehlers told how the woman said: 'If only I had teeth down down there' said Ehlers. 'I promised her I'd do something to help people like her one day. About time we caught the fuckin' rapists with something like this!
Florence and the Machine?
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Yes we know! Sometimes you feel like you just don't understand! Now write a song of your own you sexy ginge!rShit Dads
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Happy Fathers Day Red Bull
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Red Bull has been subject to bans in France, Denmark and Norway. The ban has been lifted in Norway and Denmark. The French ban was challenged by the European Commission and (partially) upheld by the European Court of Justice in 2004. Red Bull claims to:
1. increase performance
2. increase concentration and reaction speed
3. improve vigilance
4. improve emotional status
5. stimulate metabolism. A load of bollocks, it doesn't give you fuckin' wings either!Penny Smith
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For leaving GMTV after 17 years. She's not as nice as she used to be but still worth a poke. Get back on my morning TV you fuckin' MILF!Lady Sinclair
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For marrying a rich old man. What a gold digging slut. I honestly don't know what she sees in an old minging millionaire...Pubes
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Fuckin' things! It doesn't matter how much I clean the bathroom these fuckers are everywhere. Gambling
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What a cunt, it's addictive as fuck once you've won a bit of money. I feel sorry for the cunts who give it all back to the bookies.!bashSuspicious Wives
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Women find it harder to use the latest technology more often than men, but certainly know how to use it when it comes to spying on their partners, a study claims.
Around 14per cent of women spy on their husband's emails, 13per cent on their text messages and 10per cent check their internet browser logs.
The study of British middle-aged couples found they are roughly twice as likely to spy on their spouses than their husbands. Fuckin' Bitches eh?
Jim Slip
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Because he's a dirty old cunt !blehSugababes
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For their ever changing line up. There are no original members in the current line up. Oh yeah, they didn't get their tits out either.Sophie Dahl
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For marrying a midget and not getting her tits out.Original Source Mint Shower Gel
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This stuff should come with a fuckin' warning! I've just had a shower using this shit and my balls feel like they've been dipped in Vicks Vaporub. Split Nails
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There you go. Split nails are cunt !laughThe Unquestionable Truth
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Ok you bunch of cunt addicts, who's really telling The Unquestionable Truth? I am telling about 90% on here, I reckon. Who's going to finally organise the CC meet and reveal all? The truth is a cunt, or is it?Eden Lake
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What a fucked up movie. This movie is a cunt and will have you thinking about it for some time after. Hoodie terrorism!Slimline Kelly Osbourne
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Well done Kelly! You've shed a few pounds. Shame you and the rest of your family are a bunch of cunts. Scrabble
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Scrabble is a shit game. Who gives a fuck about being great at spelling anyway? Oooh! Look at me! I know a word nobody uses or gives a flying fuck about! It's not like being great at spelling has got these cunts anywhere in life.Gary Neville
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Fuckin' twat. He hardly even plays these days because he's so shit. All he does is "warm up" on the side lines abusing the opposition. A vile creature if ever I saw one. Death Burgers
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You know these little yellow vans that hang about in town centres at the weekend? Some little old man selling you the shittest burger or hot dog ever for £4 and asking you "onions and ketchup?". I've survived a few of them, thank god I'm old enough and wise enough to leave these cunts alone. !blehMichelle Keegan
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Because she's jailbait and about as hot as a Big Mac !laughMorrissey
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Top cunt. Fuckin' miserable gay! !laughFit bitches who get old and nasty
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She was once the most famous rock chick around, capturing the hearts of at least two Rolling Stones. She began a two-year affair with Brian Jones, then moved in with Keith Richards. Sorry Anita Pallenburg but too much coke and cock have taken it's toll.
Sunbed users
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Fuck using a sunbed! These vain fuckers lying under them to get a fuckin' tan and then burning themselves and havin skin damage. Stupid cunts!Hannah Waterman
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This bitch loses a bit of weight then dumps her twat of a husband! 3 stone lighter or not she's still fuck ugly !blehFriends who borrow money and take ages to pay it back because they are jobless cunts
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Do these people piss you off too? You lend these fuckers money so they can get pissed and then have to remind them they owe you a few quid. All they do is sit in front of their TV's drinking cheap booze bought with the money handed out to them. Mick McCarthy
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The cunt that fielded 10 different players to hand Man Utd 3 points in the premiership. There are no excuses for this as this pathetic cunt had thrown the towel before the starting whistle! The desire to win in ANY sport is a must otherwise what's the point in having a competition? Mother & Daughter combo
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Well, would you fuck both of them? Anybody done a mother and her daughter?Kym Marsh
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Just look at this bitch, she's so fucking lush. She's even increased the size of her tits!FlintyCunt Comment's
People With "Funny" Avatars
Quite why someone is labelling me a "loser" is unbelievable. The cunt needs to remind himself of his financial situation, living arrangements and employment status amongst other things. If there was an emoticon for a shaking head I would use it right now.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 11:34 pm |
Cunts who think they are the centre of the Universe
I don't owe you anything.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 11:31 pm |
Annie Poore
Yummy! That really is a nice ass !bow
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 6:34 pm |
People With "Funny" Avatars
!quote Quote: Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 6:28 pm
I have a new job working with computers since last week. I need more hours.!quote Congratulations. Keep your head down, get on with it and don't make a mountain out of a molehill.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 6:31 pm |
People With "Funny" Avatars
!quote Quote: Sunday, February 14, 2010, 6:10 pm
Avatar shmavatar, it's really no big deal. !hu!what!quote Oh, look at this! Once upon a time it was "no big deal", now people who don't change their avatars are labelled cunts. Silly boy. !laugh
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 6:28 pm |
People With "Funny" Avatars
I know. You were too slow as well as making trouble with the 15 year old granddaughter of the boss and got sacked.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 6:25 pm |
People With "Funny" Avatars
Right, so now you have confirmed you are Gibbo you can stop bullshitting us about your 2 kids, pretending not to clean caravans etc !chin
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 6:23 pm |
People With "Funny" Avatars
Can you believe it?! The avatar being used by Gibbo is Mr Oddly from none other than Home & Away !laugh
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 6:18 pm |
Alf Stewart
Stone the flamin' crows!
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 6:17 pm |
Cunts who think they are the centre of the Universe
Someone I know is so self centered they think this thread is about them.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 5:50 pm |
Adrian chiles
He's a fuckin' knob isn't he?! Not sure what show he's on now but I bet it's utter shite. He was shit on MOTD and the world cup coverage too. Do we really pay our fuckin' TV licences so we can watch this fuckin' twat !bleh
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 4:04 pm |
Brompton folding bicycle riders who pass you with a smug look of distain
I reckon I've clocked up about 30 miles on the mountain bike today, been nice and sunny too. I deserve some stella tonight methinks !chin!drinks
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 3:59 pm |
Coleen Rooney (née McLoughlin)
If she's got any sense whatsoever she will take spoon face for every penny he's got.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 3:57 pm |
Heather Mills
The way she pulled the wool over McCartney's eyes was a classic.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 3:54 pm |
Woody Allen
Seedy looking weird cunt. He looks like the sort of cunt who is harbouring a dirty secret.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 3:53 pm |
The condom with TEETH: South African doctor designs new female contraceptive to ward off would-be rapists.
The boxer David Haye has come out and said his next fight will be as one sided as gang rape! This has obviously caused outrage amongst anti rape groups.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 9:40 am |
Cunts who think they are the centre of the Universe
It's not him.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 9:38 am |
Friends who borrow money and take ages to pay it back because they are jobless cunts
Can we pretend that airplanes, in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now... !laugh
Tuesday, September 7, 2010, 11:56 pm |
Anthea Turner
Can we pretend that airplanes, in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now...!laugh
Tuesday, September 7, 2010, 11:55 pm |
How to look good naked.
The only way some cunts look good naked is to be naked in front of someone else that doesn't look good naked... !chin
Tuesday, September 7, 2010, 11:53 pm |
Silly cunt
Idiots! Go to the fuckin' barber you cheapskate peasant! You do not look good! Simple! !laugh
Tuesday, September 7, 2010, 11:51 pm |
Channelle
Can we pretend that airplanes, in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now...
Tuesday, September 7, 2010, 11:50 pm |
Shooting Stars
Can we pretend that airplanes, in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now...
Tuesday, September 7, 2010, 11:50 pm |
Flying Cars
Can we pretend that airplanes, in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now...
Tuesday, September 7, 2010, 11:48 pm |
Funny Shaped Vegetables
Nice Lady P, nice... !bye
Tuesday, September 7, 2010, 11:46 pm |
alex reid
I nominated him when the site was going through that switch over bollocks last year. For the record, I still think he's a massive cunt.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010, 8:51 pm |
Anybody playing Kochanski in Red Dwaf who isn
Red Dwarf is shit.
Monday, September 6, 2010, 7:14 pm |
Morrissey
I was reading a story in the News of the World yesterday from Boy George. He reckons he a had a great night in the 80's with Mozza, a massive coke binge that resulted in anal sex.
Monday, September 6, 2010, 7:12 pm |
Cunts who never change their avatar
I have distanced myself from a certain person for quite some time now so I have no idea how I am provoking them. It's too much like hard work with some people, especially sensitive little boys that think the world revolves around them.
Monday, September 6, 2010, 7:10 pm |
The way that Jimmy Carr "laughs"
It amuses me that no one left a comment on this thread for 6 weeks after it was posted. When a comment finally came along it was an insult to the OP. !laugh
Monday, September 6, 2010, 7:06 pm |
Liverpool Football Club
So the boy says he's under lots of provocation from me and then makes fun of the football team I support. Hypocrite. Typical of the self centered paranoid fool.
Monday, September 6, 2010, 7:04 pm |
Mind-Blowing Nominations
Greboes !laugh
Monday, September 6, 2010, 11:19 am |
Original Source Mint Shower Gel
The way that Jimmy laughs !laugh
Monday, September 6, 2010, 11:17 am |
Cunt Ratings
2100 !grin
Monday, September 6, 2010, 11:04 am |
Lucy Pinner
I know a **** who is a constant source of amusement. Take the bait, take the bait... !grin
Monday, September 6, 2010, 11:03 am |
Big Headed Midgets
Ugly cunts !bleh
Monday, September 6, 2010, 10:17 am |
Hooray for Roops
Evening Mrs Roops. I would love to stay and chat but I'm off soon. Great avatar by the way, no need to change that beauty.
Sunday, September 5, 2010, 6:25 pm |
Strongbow Cider
I'm off to the pub for a few beers, no work tomorrow !drinks
Sunday, September 5, 2010, 6:24 pm |
Cunts who never change their avatar
The fact of the matter is that if you already have a great avatar there is no need to change it. Simple.
Sunday, September 5, 2010, 6:21 pm |
Olsen Twins
Why are there teenage girls in the photo? !laugh
Sunday, September 5, 2010, 3:44 pm |
Offending Corden
I like the picture. She looks nice. I expect she has beef with Corden and has insulted him. Simple.
Sunday, September 5, 2010, 3:43 pm |
Greboes
What is the point in the picture?
Sunday, September 5, 2010, 3:42 pm |
Golden Arches
Can we pretend that airplanes, in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now...
Sunday, September 5, 2010, 3:40 pm |
Cunts who never change their avatar
I like the avatar Mrs Roops is using. There is no need to change it. This nomination is pathetic.
Sunday, September 5, 2010, 3:38 pm |
Wayne Rooney
In the news again for all the wrong reasons. What a cunt.
Sunday, September 5, 2010, 12:52 pm |
Pretend Millionaire
Not a mob rule at all. The prick tried to destroy the site. Someone with little technology knowledge wouldn't understand.
Sunday, September 5, 2010, 12:50 pm |
Airplane Spotters
Many things get posted more than once.
Sunday, September 5, 2010, 12:49 pm |
When People At Work Get Away With Murder And Get All The Decent Shifts Or The Only Shifts Going And Get Out Of Doing All The Shit Because They Are A Relative Of Who Is In Charge Or They Are Knocking Someone Off
Well, she wouldn't look that young to a ***** ********. If you could see the full size image instead of the one on your phone you would see that it is clearly a teenager.
Sunday, September 5, 2010, 12:48 pm |
When People At Work Get Away With Murder And Get All The Decent Shifts Or The Only Shifts Going And Get Out Of Doing All The Shit Because They Are A Relative Of Who Is In Charge Or They Are Knocking Someone Off
I still wonder why there is a very young girl with a beer and some sweets in that photo. !chin
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 11:21 pm |
Louis Walsh
Nothing but an extremely annoying gay cunt !bleh
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 11:19 pm |
Jokes
Paddy calls a wrong number at 3am. 'Is that O'Malley's Bar?' he asks. 'No it's not, this is a private residence.' 'Oh, I must have the wrong number. Sorry to have troubled you,' says Paddy. 'Ah it's no trouble,' says the stranger. 'I had to get up to answer the phone anyway.'
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 11:18 pm |
Prince
Michael Jackson has a son called Prince !laugh
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 11:09 pm |
Airplane Spotters
Can we pretend that airplanes, in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now...
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 11:06 pm |
Pretend Millionaire
I like the sound of my own voice !laugh!drinks
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 11:03 pm |
Tory boy
Bigtime slaphead gay as fuck cunt. Who the fuck are you trying to fool Hague? Mega cunt.
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 10:59 pm |
People In Denial About Their True Identity
This thread is a dedication to some of the "new" cunts !grin
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 5:52 pm |
Colin and justin cunty bum fuckers
Looks like it's notwhoyouthink and his boyfriend.
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 5:48 pm |
Bruce the Cocksucking Busboy!
I don't give a fuck who you are you self centered paranoid cunt. Go finish your wank.
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 5:46 pm |
Bruce the Cocksucking Busboy!
!quote Quote: Saturday, September 4, 2010, 5:12 pm
Oh, to put an end to the constant, boring, repetitive (did you not claim Gibson to be so?) suggestions that I am the person pictured in cunt nominations I have put a picture in teh gallery for you of me. Now try and come up with something original to say.!quote You're a cry baby cunt who protests too much !laugh
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 5:29 pm |
Wasps
!quote Quote: Thursday, September 2, 2010, 6:50 pm
I have some fond memories of the 90s. 99 was a good year for me.!quote Was that when you had your first wank to a picture of John Lennon?
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 3:43 pm |
THICKO RETARDS
It's notwhoyouthink.
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 3:41 pm |
People who have no rights to use Peter griffin
I mean, c'mon... Littlewing? WTF? Little cock more like !laugh
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 3:40 pm |
People who have no rights to use Peter griffin
Yep, same transparant veggie cunt.
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 3:39 pm |
Bruce the Cocksucking Busboy!
"It wasn't me, I'm new, I'm not the cunt you keep saying I am, I live in Ireland... blah...blah...blah..."
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 3:38 pm |
People who have no rights to use Peter griffin
!quote Quote: Thursday, September 2, 2010, 11:56 pm
I don't get it.!quote Then you must be a thick cunt in need of a decent meal.
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 3:35 pm |
Bruce the Cocksucking Busboy!
It's notwhoyouthink !laugh
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 3:34 pm |
All dogs, except pleasant friendly lap dogs
Fox terriers are ugly little shits. Shoot the cunts.
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 3:32 pm |
Vegetarians
Vegetarians really get my goat. They should be shot at dawn and fed to the lions.
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 3:31 pm |
Comments (0)
If people don't leave any comments on my thread I just add some myself. It's true, check out my nominations! !laugh
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 3:30 pm |
Pretend Millionaire
!quote Quote: Saturday, September 4, 2010, 12:30 pm
Fancy going to Nando's anyone?!quote Bit expensive, can we go to KFC instead? !grin
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 3:29 pm |
Vegetarians
Or perhaps vegetarians should suck on some fuckin' cock. Oh, hang on a minute... they already do. Cunt.
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 3:27 pm |
Pretend Millionaire
Sounds good to me. The running's going alright for me lately too. Dare I say it, injury free. Good luck with the race(s).
Friday, September 3, 2010, 9:06 pm |
Pretend Millionaire
2nd can, only a quick visit here. Watching those England cunts for some reason. !bye
Friday, September 3, 2010, 8:59 pm |
PEOPLE WH ARE ALWAYS MOANING ABOUT GIBSON
It's because he's a bullshitting cunt.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 8:58 pm |
Vegetarians
Fuckin' pasty cunts need to get down KFC.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 8:57 pm |
Pretend Millionaire
Meow!!! !laugh
Friday, September 3, 2010, 8:56 pm |
Co-worker fantasies
Laters cunts. Time for fuckin' work !bleh
Friday, September 3, 2010, 7:43 am |
Good morning Gibson1986
An apple never falls far from the tree. Especially a bullshitting apple.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 7:40 am |
breakfast on bbc
No Sian this week but nevermind, I'm going off her anyway. Susanna Reid is my new fave breakfast babe. She's yummy, better figure too !grin
Friday, September 3, 2010, 7:38 am |
John Lennon
He was a lazy cunt. A fake hippy and a piss taking bastard who made fun of little old ladies.
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 7:20 pm |
Red Bull
A drink for bullshitting cunts I'm afraid.
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 7:17 pm |
Cunts who take kuds to the pub
I wonder if Apple takes his 2 kids to the pub. I wonder what he drinks? !chin
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 7:16 pm |
Foreigners That Come To The UK And Speak To Each Other In Their Own Language Infront Of Us Brits
Not to mention a self centered paranoid cunt.
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 7:15 pm |
John Lennon
He would of been 70 this year. God bless Mark Chapman !bow
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 7:14 pm |
Australian Beer (piss)
I loved my time in Australia. Any of you cunts been there? It's magical.
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 7:12 pm |
Angry Pakistanis pelt donkeys in protest at match-fixing
Apple seems to have a lot of opinions on the cricket. Funny that. Bullshitting ****.
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 7:11 pm |
Mark Chapman
I'd like to treat him to a KFC.
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 7:07 pm |
Farting in Church
I think it's funny and natural.
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 7:03 pm |
Foreigners That Come To The UK And Speak To Each Other In Their Own Language Infront Of Us Brits
Apple is a bulshitting ****. You don't have 2 kids, you don't own only one John Lennon CD and you DO clean fuckin' caravans! Do you really think we were all born yesterday? !bash
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 7:02 pm |
Victoria Beckham
At least she can sing. That's something John Lennon never had.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 7:14 pm |
Michael Jackson.
I'm so glad Michael had the rights to The Beatles songs before he died. If cuntface Macca had them they would of ended up belonging to a wooden legged money grabbing whore.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 7:13 pm |
John Lennon
He was nothing but a useless lazy git who never did a decent days work in his life. Fuckin' shite poet sat in bed with a minging bitch for his career writing utterly shite songs. He invented a time machine and came to the 1990's where he heard some Oasis songs then went back to the 60's and claimed them as his own work. CUNT.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 7:11 pm |
BBC Asian Network
What do you call a muslim stood between 2 walls? Ali.
Monday, August 30, 2010, 12:00 pm |
Moneychester City FC
Brilliant! The money cunts lost in the dying seconds of the game! !drinks
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 5:00 pm |
Liverpool Football Club
Phew! A lucky 1 - 0 !drinks
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 4:59 pm |
cunts that post memes and spam
The term Internet meme (pronounced meam rhyming with "cream") is used to describe a concept that spreads swiftly via the Internet. The term is a reference to the concept of memes, although this concept refers to a much broader category of cultural information.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 4:01 pm |
SHITTY JOBS
I hope you haven't done anything to the 15 year old granddaughter of the boss !chin
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 3:46 pm |
SHITTY JOBS
Were you fuckin' about on your Iphone making comments on here instead of getting on with the cleaning?
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 3:43 pm |
SHITTY JOBS
What happened? Have you been accused of stealing something?
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 3:42 pm |
SHITTY JOBS
!quote Quote: Sunday, August 29, 2010, 3:28 pm
The end of my employment.!quote How will you feed your 2 kids and your dog if you have lost your job? Not to mention paying for your car, your Iphone and your SKY subscription.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 3:38 pm |
SHITTY JOBS
You should apply for a job at KFC. You'll probably get free food too !chin
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 3:35 pm |
BBC Asian Network
What happens to an Asian man who runs into a wall when he has a full erection? He breaks his nose.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 3:25 pm |
BBC Asian Network
I have no intention of spending my time in any place which is for poor people. Poor people are cunts !grin
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 3:23 pm |
Typos
They still remain a cunt.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:58 pm |
BBC Asian Network
Brilliant film. I love it. I'm off to Bruge in October for a a short weekend funnily enough. I must remeber to climb that tower where the fat cunt dies !laugh
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:57 pm |
WOMEN
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:55 pm |
pizza delivery
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:54 pm |
BBC Asian Network
An Asian woman was trying to exchange her money and asked the teller...... "Why it change, yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo yen - today I get a hunat eighty?" The tellers says, "Fluctuations." The Asian replies, "Fluc you white guys too!"
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:51 pm |
America ; Home of the fat ,land of the obese
One day Teddy Kennedy and John Kery walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Teddy leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?" The waitress is appalled and yells at the Senator about women's rights and storms away. Kerry says to Kennedy, "Teddy, its pronounced 'quiche'."
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:50 pm |
Hyper Cunt Status
I'm paying homage to Cunty by posting completely shit jokes !laugh
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:48 pm |
paddy mcguinness
Paddy gets a job on a building site. He arrives on his first day and walks to the canteen. As he walks through the door he spots his old mate Murphy. Murphy is pouring a cup of coffee when Paddy shouts him. " Murhpy watch ya got dar". "cup of coffee" reponds Murphy. "No not that. That thing in your other hand" shouts paddy. "This thermos flask. You must a seen one before Paddy, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold". "Gonna git me one a them" shouts paddy and off he goes. Next day Murphy is pouring his coffee when in walks Paddy with the biggest thermos you have ever seen under his arm. "See you got one then Paddy" says Murphy. What ya got in it. "2 Cups a coffee and a choc ice" responds Paddy.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:47 pm |
Jokes
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on it's face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:45 pm |
Les Dennis
Oh dear... !laugh
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:42 pm |
Hyper Cunt Status
!quote Quote: Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:37 pm
You're doing great Lady P, at least you have stayed true to your persona, not like some fairweather friends around here...............!quote We don't need the traitor. We're better without the ****. It's true what they say, you're only as strong as your weakest link.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:40 pm |
The Type of Women who keep calling me Hun. (Short for Honey I guess?)
Hmm... let me get this straight. You bear a resemblance to Kim Cattrall, Cameron Diaz and Anthea Turner? You must be hotter than a zinger! !laugh
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:38 pm |
The Type of Women who keep calling me Hun. (Short for Honey I guess?)
Another one that pisses me off is women who call everyone "babe". Cheers babe, what ya doin' babe, I need a new outfit babe, my pussy is dripping wet babe, can you lick it for me?
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:33 pm |
sexy arses
After all this time I still enjoy this thread and the fantastic picture that comes with it !bow
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:30 pm |
AOL (AIM) Chatrooms
I agree. Fuck off AOL chatroom users. You are not worthy of posting on this superior website. Dickheads, fuckin' dickheads. !bleh
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:29 pm |
Bill gates
Yeah, probably. Fuckin' cunt. I don't give a fuck about fuckin' AOL chatrooms or their dickhead users. CC is the only place I post.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:24 pm |
BANK HOLIDAY WEATHER
It's boiling here, sunny as fuck...
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:20 pm |
Putting Too Much ChilliPowder On The Pasta
It's all jokes, silly jokes due to boredom !laugh
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:18 pm |
Poo at Paul
Here comes mammoth. I reckon he needs a poo after coming on some feet !laugh
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:17 pm |
Bill gates
I agree. What a dumb ****.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:15 pm |
Shooting Stars
I'd rather shoot the Chelsea football team at the moment. They're all cunts, all of 'em.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:14 pm |
Putting Too Much ChilliPowder On The Pasta
It's a common cooking mistake by women I'm afraid. Ah well...
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:13 pm |
Chelsea FC
Right, for the meantime this is the football team I hate the most. It's a no brainer at the moment. Terry, Lampard, Drogba and the cunt that tops the lot... Ashley Cole. Wankers. Fuckin' wankers.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:10 pm |
Mick McCarthy
I still think he's a cunt but not as much as Carlo Ancelotti. At least Mick McCunt can speak english properly. Well, sort of...!laugh
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:07 pm |
Didier Drogba
Massive cunt. I fuckin' hate him !bleh
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:05 pm |
I quit as a registered User
...said Gibbo...
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 11:58 am |
Cunt Ratings
Yeah, maybe I should spend the day flooding the site with comments to see what happens at 3001 !chin!laugh
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 11:55 am |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Saturday, August 28, 2010, 6:29 pm
!quote Quote: Saturday, August 28, 2010, 4:59 pm
Fucking Kreed.!quote 1/ We know who "notwhoyouthink" is 2/ Neither "notwhoyouthink" nor "Jasonstanton" is Kreed 3/ "Notwhoyouthink" and "Jasonstanton" are different people!quote Seeing as you are revealing who is who could we have clarification the Apple is Gibbo !chin
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 11:54 am |
Cunt Ratings
!quote Quote: Sunday, August 29, 2010, 12:13 am
What happens if you go to 2001? You are officially the top knob jockey on the site!!quote Nothing changes. Before Gibbo threw his toys out of the pram he got up to about 2700.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 11:52 am |
Chelsea FC
So Terry and Lampard won't be available for the England game. Pair of cunts.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 11:50 am |
Cunt Ratings
2000 !drinks
Saturday, August 28, 2010, 11:09 pm |
Moneychester City FC
Kicking a ball about would be hard graft for a fat wealthy cunt !grin
Saturday, August 28, 2010, 11:08 pm |
Moneychester City FC
Hard graft? Thought you said you went about your day stating the bleeding obvious !chin
Saturday, August 28, 2010, 11:06 pm |
Thames Valley Police
!quote Quote: Saturday, August 28, 2010, 10:28 pm
My underwear is like a police car, There's always a prick in the front and late at night there's often a little brown shit in the back!quote I think you mean a little prick in the front and a big brown shit in the back !laugh
Saturday, August 28, 2010, 10:45 pm |
Superglue
A salesman rang the door bell and little Johnny answered. The salesman asked if his father was at home. Little Johnny: "Yes." The salesman: "Well, can I see him please?" Little Johnny: "No, he is in the shower." The Salesman asked if his mother was at home. Little Johnny: "Yes." The Salesman: "Well can I see her?" Little Johnny: "No, she's in the shower too.." The Salesman: "Do you think they will be out soon?" Little Johnny: "No." The salesman asked why. Little Johnny: "Well, when my dad asked me for the vaseline I gave him some super glue instead."
Saturday, August 28, 2010, 10:42 pm |
Moneychester City FC
A self proclaimed wealthy cunt like you would fit in perfectly with these money cunts.
Saturday, August 28, 2010, 10:40 pm |
Cuntchester United
I'm still going with the cunts to win the premiership this season. I'm starting to dislike Chelsea even more than these cunts. Moneychester City aren't far behind in my list of football team cunts too.
Saturday, August 28, 2010, 9:08 pm |
Alan Hansen
Pundit cunt needs to manage a team and the we'll see how valid his fuckin' opinions are. Cunt.
Saturday, August 28, 2010, 9:05 pm |
When People Bring Their Home Issues To Work
!quote Quote: Saturday, August 28, 2010, 8:19 pm
Manager is still being a bit offish. I'm getting to the stage I don't give a fuck anyway.!quote Smack him up and quit then. !chin
Saturday, August 28, 2010, 9:02 pm |
The Woman That Threw The Kitten Into The Wheelie Bin
!quote Quote: Thursday, August 26, 2010, 8:27 pm
!quote Quote: Thursday, August 26, 2010, 8:24 pm
What about the way that Gibbo cruely threw us in the trash can and left us to fend for ourselves?!chin!what!quote Fuck Gibbo. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.!quote Seconded !grin
Thursday, August 26, 2010, 8:54 pm |
The Woman That Threw The Kitten Into The Wheelie Bin
Sounds like someone has had their cage well and truly rattled today. Calm down, don't make threats, it's not like you. I thought you were a nice guy.!bye
Thursday, August 26, 2010, 7:25 pm |
The Woman That Threw The Kitten Into The Wheelie Bin
I know someone who gave his cat to a crackhead. Evil cunt should be banged up.
Thursday, August 26, 2010, 7:44 am |
The Woman That Threw The Kitten Into The Wheelie Bin
She should've hit the cat over the head with a brick and then put it in the bin.
Thursday, August 26, 2010, 7:40 am |
When People Bring Their Home Issues To Work
Most of these recent cunt nominations could be addressed under one cunt nomination entitled "work".
Wednesday, August 25, 2010, 9:52 pm |
MICROSOFT HELP
24!!! What's going on?
Wednesday, August 25, 2010, 7:30 pm |
MICROSOFT HELP
23 online. WTF !what
Wednesday, August 25, 2010, 7:29 pm |
The Woman That Threw The Kitten Into The Wheelie Bin
She deserves a fuckin' medal. The fuss made over this is unbelievable.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010, 7:25 pm |
MICROSOFT HELP
21 online users! !what
Wednesday, August 25, 2010, 7:25 pm |
People who don
Yes, of course it was the only bloke in the room. Ladies don't fart do they !laugh
Tuesday, August 24, 2010, 7:22 pm |
Men who wear "shades" to make them look tough.
Time to go to work. I must remember to grab my shades before I leave the house. I don't want to look like a pussy.
Tuesday, August 24, 2010, 7:42 am |
breakfast on bbc
Sian looks lovely in that little pink cardy.
Tuesday, August 24, 2010, 7:39 am |
The Woman That Threw The Kitten Into The Wheelie Bin
Should've thrown it in the canal.
Tuesday, August 24, 2010, 7:37 am |
X Factor
What a load of shit. It's supposed to be a singing competition and they are using autotune. Cunts.
Monday, August 23, 2010, 7:07 pm |
Stalkers
Get the stalker to a secret location, seduce the cunt and tie him up. You then have a few options. A: Leave him for dead B: Cut his dick off C: Pour petrol on him and dance around him whilst shaking a box of matches.
Monday, August 23, 2010, 7:05 pm |
Venturing in the unknown
!quote Quote: Monday, August 23, 2010, 6:19 pm
I'd make a good leader.!quote You were considered the leader of the fab 4 until you threw your toys out of the pram.
Monday, August 23, 2010, 7:02 pm |
People who deliberatly crash into the back of other peoples cars to get compensation.
If he was so hard on Gibbo then why is the account deleted but the comment remains?
Monday, August 23, 2010, 7:00 pm |
People In Denial About Their True Identity
!quote Quote: Sunday, August 22, 2010, 7:53 am
I am a very unusual person.!quote I agree.
Sunday, August 22, 2010, 9:14 am |
People who are hypocrites.
****
Saturday, August 21, 2010, 1:21 am |
Sophie Dahl
Ramdon **** !drinks!bow!laugh
Saturday, August 21, 2010, 12:49 am |
People That Fake Incidents & Injury For Compensation
Definitely Maybe !drinks
Saturday, August 21, 2010, 12:46 am |
No weed
Happy Days !grin
Saturday, August 21, 2010, 12:44 am |
The Fab Four
Nice seeing you ladies again. I'm off to see a friend and enter the world of stella artois !drinks
Friday, August 20, 2010, 8:41 pm |
Rain
Hot as fuck in sunny Gloucester !grin
Friday, August 20, 2010, 8:40 pm |
The Fab Four
I'd welcome the comedy genius. He's probably the next epic cunt anyway. !drinks
Friday, August 20, 2010, 8:37 pm |
The Fab Four
Someone's missing... oh yeah, it's traitor, he's gone.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 8:33 pm |
When People Talk About Others Behind Their Backs
Just think, if he wasn't such a **** we'd be having a fab 4 moment.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 8:30 pm |
People That Fake Incidents & Injury For Compensation
Not car crashes then...!chin!laugh
Friday, August 20, 2010, 8:29 pm |
Kym Marsh
She's hotter than a zinger!
Friday, August 20, 2010, 8:12 pm |
WHERE IS GIBSON?
It's fuckin' weird, very fuckin' weird. Quite disturbing really.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 8:10 pm |
Fiona Robertson
I wish, I'd be down there like a shot. She dresses as a witch apparently. You'll probably see her on X factor when it starts up, well, if you watch X factor... !laugh
Friday, August 20, 2010, 8:06 pm |
Anthea Turner
Yep, not bad. The Madonna pose has some nipples though, Anthea should've got that in too.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 8:04 pm |
WHERE IS GIBSON?
Err... you just asked for an explanation as to why I haven't been online for a week !what
Friday, August 20, 2010, 8:02 pm |
People That Fake Incidents & Injury For Compensation
Sounds interesting. What happened?
Friday, August 20, 2010, 8:00 pm |
Hooray for Roops
Evening Mrs Roops !bye
Friday, August 20, 2010, 8:00 pm |
WHERE IS GIBSON?
I've been living my life if you must know. So you are admitting you are Gibbo? Sounds like it to me...
Friday, August 20, 2010, 7:58 pm |
WHERE IS GIBSON?
Evening traitor...
Friday, August 20, 2010, 7:51 pm |
Not Being Able To Fulfil Your Dreams
Hmm... I wonder who nominated this cunt !chin
Friday, August 20, 2010, 7:49 pm |
When People Talk About Others Behind Their Backs
Psst. Gibbo is a ****.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 7:48 pm |
Newest Members in order Not to be a cunt
Post something you cunts!
Friday, August 20, 2010, 7:46 pm |
No weed
I could do with some weed !chin
Friday, August 20, 2010, 7:44 pm |
Natasha Bedingfield
I'd fuck her!
Friday, August 20, 2010, 7:43 pm |
When People Make A Song And Dance Over Something
Didn't the shitty Beatles make a song and dance about something !chin
Friday, August 20, 2010, 7:37 pm |
Chanelle from BB8
BB is a cunt.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 7:36 pm |
Rain
Comedy fuckin' genius. Fancy a KFC?
Friday, August 20, 2010, 7:15 pm |
Judy Finnigan
Those tits are amazing. !laugh
Friday, August 20, 2010, 7:13 pm |
Patricia April Freeman
That's dogfarts lady.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 7:11 pm |
catherine zeta jones
She's worth a dip. Probably gonna be on the market soon. Her old man ain't doin' too good.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 7:10 pm |
sexy arses
Nice.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 7:09 pm |
Sharon Shoesmith
What a fuckin' minger !bleh
Friday, August 20, 2010, 7:08 pm |
Ellen Macarthur
Put a B at the beginning and a D at the end. Bellend. !laugh
Friday, August 20, 2010, 7:04 pm |
Bono, McCartney et al
World class cunts.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 7:03 pm |
microwavable kebabs
Microwavable kebabs are for poor people.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 7:02 pm |
Myleene Klass
Those tits are superb. Lovely breasts, pretty face too.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 7:01 pm |
britney spears feet
Britney is looking alright lately. I'd fuck her!
Friday, August 20, 2010, 6:59 pm |
Aunt Bessie
She was a right slag in her youth. The dirty bitch.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 6:58 pm |
When People With Big And Loud Gobs Drop You In The Shit Or Embarrass You
I love dropping people in the shit. It's hilarious.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 6:58 pm |
no not again! please! spice girls
I would love to fuck Emma Bunton.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 6:55 pm |
White Gangsta
Comedy fuckin' genius.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 6:51 pm |
When You Are Working With Someone And They Change Personality When Someone Else Turns Up
I agree.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 6:43 pm |
White Gangsta
Wigga's love KFC innit.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 4:34 pm |
NBC
KFC Heroes.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 4:34 pm |
Kate Moss
She could do with a KFC. Get some meat on them skinny bones.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 4:33 pm |
Obese people
They love KFC. It's nice.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 4:32 pm |
DFS
Fuck DFS. Hooray KFC.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 4:32 pm |
Men who go all weak at the knees and get excited when large breasts are mentioned
KFC do lovely breasts. I like KFC, it's nice.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 4:30 pm |
CURRY HOUSES
Not really a curry person. I prefer KFC, it's nice.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 4:29 pm |
Can We Go Mad Like We Did Last Sunday?
I'm going to KFC on Sunday. I like KFC, it's nice.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 4:29 pm |
Dawn French
I bet she loves KFC. I do too, it's nice.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 4:27 pm |
ronald cuntdonald
I like KFC, it's nice.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 4:26 pm |
The fucking England Team
Good performance from Joe Hart today. Should've played for England at the World Cup in my opinion.
Saturday, August 14, 2010, 3:04 pm |
Luke Skywalker
Star Wars is fuckin' shite. I have never been into this bollocks.
Saturday, August 14, 2010, 3:02 pm |
Naive football fans
Yes! Yes! Yes! The premiership is starting tomorrow and I can't fuckin' wait !drinks
Friday, August 13, 2010, 2:37 pm |
breakfast on bbc
Sian must have the morning off. I can't believe her replacement is such an ugly slut !bleh
Friday, August 13, 2010, 7:34 am |
Childs Corner
Ahh... fuckin' love the corner me... !drinks!bow!laugh
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 9:51 pm |
The Unquestionable Truth
Just grow some fuckin' balls and do it... !drinks
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 9:31 pm |
ENGLAND FOOTBALL TEAM
Your point exactly Gibson? I used to fight your fuckin' corner before you fucked off without so much as a good bye! What's up? Jealous of my cunt rating? You blew it pal, don't blame me. However, the bridge isn't completely burnt. Admit the truth as you used to and things will probably be just fine and dandy...
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 9:28 pm |
Prince William
It's not fair! Why has he got so much money and not me?! I work really hard and get the job done but all the other workers sit about joking and laughing and talking in a foreign language. It really gets my goat.
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 9:23 pm |
People who act The Goat
...and then fuck a goat! Night night staton !bye
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 9:20 pm |
Men with Goatee Beards
Beards in general are for shady looking cunts. Get a fuckin' mach 3 ya cunts!
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 9:17 pm |
ENGLAND FOOTBALL TEAM
Well, for a start it's happens to me many times as my missus is from overseas. It doesn't bother me. Secondly, I can tell because of their body language, once again, it doesn't bother me. You are only bothered because you are a paranoid cunt who's lucky to have a job when you don't deserve one because all you do is bitch about how unfair the fuckin' system is. Grow some fuckin' balls.
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 9:08 pm |
When People Say They Are Working To A Budget
!quote Quote: Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:58 pm
!quote Quote: Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:48 pm
I hope that when your manager went on holiday to Spain he made sure he was fluent in Spanish. If he wasn't, he's a cunt for annoying the locals... right?!quote He is Spanish.!quote So he's not a cunt then? Make your fuckin' mind up!
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 9:01 pm |
ENGLAND FOOTBALL TEAM
So Capello reckons Becks is too old old eh? Fuckin' Italian twat! Learn to speak English properly or fuck off! People who come to England and don't learn the language are cunts, it's true, somebody on the internet told me !laugh
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:59 pm |
When People Say They Are Working To A Budget
I hope that when your manager went on holiday to Spain he made sure he was fluent in Spanish. If he wasn't, he's a cunt for annoying the locals... right?
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:48 pm |
When People Say They Are Working To A Budget
Everybody has to work to a fuckin' budget. For someone who is constantly complaining about money this thread applies to you. Therefore, you are a cunt !chin
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:46 pm |
The Cunting Beatles
Wankers. All four of them, dead OR alive. !bleh
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:44 pm |
Being Governed By The Weather
He probably cuts the grass at 5am on a Sunday morning and then wonders why his neighbours are pissed off.
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:43 pm |
People with "Actually I do own the road!" stickers
Gibson should've probably had one of these. Hence being bumped from behind on purpose. !laugh
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:41 pm |
When You Are Trying To Do Something And People Interfere
If someone crashes into the back of your car it means you didn't have your eyes on the road and you should be banned from driving. Incompetent drivers are cunts.
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:40 pm |
Being Governed By The Weather
Yes. Darren Applescruff Gibson. !sleep
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:38 pm |
The Absence Of Gibson
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 5, 2010, 4:55 pm
!quote Quote: Saturday, May 1, 2010, 7:50 pm
Maybe he's found a better site !shock!quote Never.!quote Here we go. Words from the bulshitting traitor !bleh
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:37 pm |
Goats
I am a GOAT. Greatest Of All Time !grin
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:35 pm |
Being Governed By The Weather
By pretending you are not who you say you are makes you exactly the same as this kreed/kadamah person. Funny really because they're always having their accounts deleted !chin
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:34 pm |
manchester united won, chelsea didn
How fitting is this thread after last weekends Community Shield !laugh
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:32 pm |
Being Governed By The Weather
Move to Australia then! Oh, don't even bother to begin to tell me you already did and it wasn't for you !chin
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:31 pm |
Washing Up
Takeaway Indians eh? Gibson used to mention them rather often when I asked if anybody wanted a KFC !chin
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:28 pm |
Washing Up
Get a dishwasher if it bothers you that much. Don't even begin to tell me you can't afford one either! Cunts who can't be arsed with doing the washing up are just lazy fuckwits.
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:27 pm |
When People Make A Song And Dance Over Something
Every fucking reality TV show seems to be making a song and dance these days! It does my fuckin' head in !bash
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:21 pm |
APPLE
Applescruff IS Gibbo and to say he isn't is complete horseshit.
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:20 pm |
When People Are Fart Arsing Around
It's been nice farting around on here but I've got to go and live my life for now. See ya later spunk puppets !bye!laugh
Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 6:45 pm |
Foreigners That Come To The UK And Speak To Each Other In Their Own Language Infront Of Us Brits
I went to book a holiday to go to Spain this morning but decided to back out. I wouldn't want to offend any locals by speaking in english. Nevermind, life's tough.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 6:42 pm |
eastenders
Yes, Phil on crack last night was hilarious! He should get a BAFTA for that !laugh
Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 6:39 pm |
Cunt Ratings
Hi cunts! I've had a great day living my life but thought I'd take the time to drop in and see how things are.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 6:38 pm |
breakfast on bbc
Morning cunts! I'd love to stop and chat but I'm too busy living my life !laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh
Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 7:42 am |
Halifax Bank / Bank Of Scotland
How about Michael Winner. Massive cunt or what?
Monday, August 9, 2010, 7:23 pm |
Liverpool Football Club
Possibly. I'm happy with Hodgson though, he seems like a decent straight talking bloke. I think they should give O'Neill the England job.
Monday, August 9, 2010, 7:22 pm |
Friends who borrow money and take ages to pay it back because they are jobless cunts
AKA !sleep
Monday, August 9, 2010, 6:37 pm |
Cunt Ratings
A desperate bid to become a king cunt.
Monday, August 9, 2010, 6:37 pm |
sunday nights
The weekend is over. Goodnight spunk puppets !bye
Sunday, August 8, 2010, 10:54 pm |
Trying to take a shit
Never push too hard as shit is supposed to come out naturally. Forcing a shit will lead to piles.
Sunday, August 8, 2010, 10:52 pm |
Emo Kids
Fuck these weird little shits. My glory years were the 90's. Grunge killed shite metal bands and then in Britain Oasis happened. Happy days.
Sunday, August 8, 2010, 10:48 pm |
Cuntchester United
Most people hate the cunts. Unfortunately I think they will win the league this season. The legacy of Alex cuntface Ferguson will not go unnoticed I'm afraid.
Sunday, August 8, 2010, 10:43 pm |
White Gangsta
These people call women bitches. Ladies don't like being called bitches. It's true.
Sunday, August 8, 2010, 10:17 pm |
Sugababes
I would fuck all present and past members of the Sugababes except Muntya.
Sunday, August 8, 2010, 10:15 pm |
Margaret Mary Jones
What sort of lady puts a cucumber in her vagina !chin
Sunday, August 8, 2010, 10:11 pm |
wanking into a sock
What sort of weird cunt wanks into a sock !chin
Sunday, August 8, 2010, 10:08 pm |
Manx Cats
Why the fuck do cats have their tails cut off !chin
Sunday, August 8, 2010, 10:05 pm |
Ross Kemp
Peader. I think.
Sunday, August 8, 2010, 10:03 pm |
Women with undercuts
Please accept my sincere apologies ladies... !grin
Sunday, August 8, 2010, 8:27 pm |
Cuntchester United
That's my prediction out the window. Little fuckin' pea!
Sunday, August 8, 2010, 4:35 pm |
Ants
There seems to be a lot of flying ants about today. Irritating little cunts.
Sunday, August 8, 2010, 2:28 pm |
Cuntchester United
Hmm... Chelsea have got Hilarious in goal. The Cunts Utd have got a good chance of winning.
Sunday, August 8, 2010, 2:26 pm |
Cuntchester United
Tricky game to predict this afternoon. I feel that both cunts need to prove a point here, especially the english world cup flops. I'm going for 2 -1 to Chelsea.
Sunday, August 8, 2010, 12:36 pm |
When A Washing Machine Wont Spin At The End Of A Cycle
Buy a new washing machine.
Sunday, August 8, 2010, 12:31 pm |
Those that partake in anal sex
It's quite simply wrong. In fact, it's very wrong.
Sunday, August 8, 2010, 12:30 pm |
Peaches Geldof
I'd fuck her if I was high on cocaine.
Saturday, August 7, 2010, 7:04 pm |
Rachel Edelman
Looks like a bit of a munter to me. It would have to be 10 pints before I fucked her.
Saturday, August 7, 2010, 7:01 pm |
The New Mercedes Benz CLS Grand Edition - A Beautiful Cunt of a Machine
I'd rather drive a Ford Cortina.
Saturday, August 7, 2010, 6:59 pm |
Gambling
The acca was complete wank today !bash
Saturday, August 7, 2010, 6:31 pm |
England Ccricket team
Cricket is fuckin' shite. Shite to watch and shite to play. End of story.
Saturday, August 7, 2010, 12:27 pm |
I love having my bacon sandwich every morning!
I had a wicked fry up this morning. 2 sausage, 2 bacon, egg, beans, mushrooms and toast. Lovely I tell ya, lovely.
Saturday, August 7, 2010, 12:25 pm |
Hemorrhoids
Eat plenty of fruit and veg. Also drink lots of water, it helps soften the stool. When taking a shit, wipe your ass as soon as you've finished shitting, don't sit on the bog for ages after (some people read on the toilet etc). If you feel like you need a shit, take one, don't hold it in, it only makes the shit harden even more. Good luck.
Saturday, August 7, 2010, 12:22 pm |
Alcoholics
Hmm... I don't remember coming on here last night!
Saturday, August 7, 2010, 12:16 pm |
Ross Kemp
He's nice, I wold like to take him to KFC.!sleep
Saturday, August 7, 2010, 12:42 am |
Playstation 3
Wii is better !laugh
Saturday, August 7, 2010, 12:39 am |
When People Use Others & Then Do The Dirty On Them
If he admits he's a cunt and admits he's a liar I will forgive the little shit. I promise. !grin
Saturday, August 7, 2010, 12:38 am |
CLEARED??? WTF ???
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 24, 2010, 7:39 pm
No appearance from Flinty in nearly 48 hours. One of the Fab Four is missing.!quote You used to tell the truth. Now you lie. Not good.
Saturday, August 7, 2010, 12:25 am |
Wiggas
Fuck 'em! Fire in the hole! !laugh
Saturday, August 7, 2010, 12:22 am |
Kaiser Chiefs
Crap. Pure crap.
Saturday, August 7, 2010, 12:20 am |
Knob rot
Benny's cock! !laugh
Saturday, August 7, 2010, 12:18 am |
Computer keyboards
!quote Quote: Friday, August 6, 2010, 7:36 pm
Its actually quite good that IeSpell thing, Thats Roopsy.!quote Yep, keep wanking fat kid !laugh
Saturday, August 7, 2010, 12:17 am |
Soapy Tit Wanks
!quote Quote: Saturday, August 7, 2010, 12:04 am
Hi Flinty. How do I put a profile picture up?!quote BY WANKING OFF !laugh
Saturday, August 7, 2010, 12:14 am |
Reece With-Er-Spoon Face
I would like to rub her clitoris for a while.
Saturday, August 7, 2010, 12:11 am |
Folks from Yorkshire
Mostly queer. Gay folk. I prefer to leave them alone.
Saturday, August 7, 2010, 12:10 am |
Emma Watson
She was getting there and then she went and boody changed her hair do! Idiot slut !bash
Saturday, August 7, 2010, 12:08 am |
little chef
A complete shithole of place. Honestly. Shite chicken, shite chips and really shite peas. No worries, life goes on...!drinks
Saturday, August 7, 2010, 12:01 am |
Danica Mckellar
Yes please, yes please !drinks
Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:58 pm |
Hayfever
fsh....!laugh
Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:56 pm |
Hayfever
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:54 pm |
English Sport
English sport is for poor people !ouch
Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:52 pm |
Ronald McFuckingDonald
I heart Cunty !laugh
Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:51 pm |
Lewis Hamilton
Wanker! Get's to fuck the fittest Pussycat Doll !mad
Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:49 pm |
Soapy Tit Wanks
Alright lads?! Anyone feel like a chat? !laugh
Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:48 pm |
BT
The bitch in their adverts is rather tasty. I'd love to lick her fanny.
Friday, August 6, 2010, 6:20 pm |
Seeing A Recent Picture Of Your Ex Who You Wish You Could Still Be With. With Some Gormless Looking Twat
I watched a video of her on youporn. She was getting DP'd by two large black men.
Friday, August 6, 2010, 6:18 pm |
Mariah Carey
I'd fuck her!
Friday, August 6, 2010, 6:16 pm |
Hollyoaks
I like it, it's jam packed with hot pussy !bow
Friday, August 6, 2010, 6:15 pm |
Newest Members:
I like Rixun and leelee was alright whilst he was here. Applescruff though... !chin
Friday, August 6, 2010, 6:13 pm |
Strongbow Cider
Stella time in an hour or two !grin
Friday, August 6, 2010, 6:12 pm |
adebayor
Big time cunt. Already wants to leave Moneybags City after just one season. Probably because he knows he's gonna be on the fuckin' bench making way for the new signings.
Friday, August 6, 2010, 6:04 pm |
BURGER KING
Only wankers go to Burger King.
Friday, August 6, 2010, 6:02 pm |
keira knightly
She's hotter than a zinger!
Friday, August 6, 2010, 5:58 pm |
Computer keyboards
Paying more attention at school would've hepled too.
Friday, August 6, 2010, 5:57 pm |
The 2010 World Cup
Sting is a cunt.
Friday, August 6, 2010, 5:50 pm |
Footballers
Can't wait for the new season to start. I've already done my acca for this weekend. !drinks
Friday, August 6, 2010, 5:50 pm |
When People Use Others & Then Do The Dirty On Them
!quote Quote: Friday, August 6, 2010, 8:53 am
Miserable boring defeatist cunt should cheer up. FULL STOP.!quote People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Friday, August 6, 2010, 5:48 pm |
Hemorrhoids
They're a pain in the ass.
Friday, August 6, 2010, 5:46 pm |
When People Use Others & Then Do The Dirty On Them
Is that your girlfriend?
Friday, August 6, 2010, 7:44 am |
Naomi Campbell
As far as I can make out she's done fuck all wrong. She recieves lots of gifts because she fucks lots of people.
Friday, August 6, 2010, 7:43 am |
Peggy Mitchell
Phil gave her a proper slap last night. She had it coming the gobby bitch.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 8:10 pm |
Coin Dozer On My Phone
Did you pay to download this game? I thought you were skint !chin Shite game anyway. Play Pac Man or Tetris.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 8:06 pm |
The cunt that ran into the back of my car
Stop playing shit games on your phone and concentrate on the road ahead (and behind). !chin
Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 8:04 pm |
Job Uncertainty
They're probably going to sack him for playing shit games on his phone and not working. Also for nominating their 15 year old grandaughter as a cunt on this website.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 8:02 pm |
Coin Dozer On My Phone
It was his fault. He was too busy playing shit games on his phone instead of keeping his eyes on the road.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 8:00 pm |
Having To Be Out Of Pocket
Being out of pocket is for poor people. !grin
Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 7:58 pm |
Bono, McCartney et al
Paul McCartney raped a woman with a wooden leg and then paid her off with £25,000,000. A cunt of epic proportions.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 7:56 pm |
Nando
Been to Nando's this evening. Excellent grilled chicken and very hot. Taste's better than KFC and is twice the price. Therefore, it's definitely a cunt.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 7:50 pm |
THE BEATLES
S Club 7 sing Beatles songs better than The Beatles. They're utter shite. !bleh
Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 9:02 pm |
Going on and on about work
It's a means to an end. A bonus if you enjoy it.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 9:01 pm |
When People Talk About Others Behind Their Backs
If cunts are gonna talk about me it means I'm on their mind. Fuck 'em!
Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 6:25 pm |
THE BEATLES
The shittest band to ever grace the planet. Utter bollocks. Only a fool would be sucked into liking these cunts.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 6:24 pm |
Cunt whose dog shit on our doorstep
So that means bitch, ya been shitted on! I'm not the first dog to have shitted on ya lawn!
Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 6:22 pm |
People That You Work With That Act They Own The Place When They Clearly Don
Applescruff is definitely Gibbs the traitor and the more he denies it the more of a stupid cunt he looks.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 6:21 pm |
THE BEATLES
The Beatles are utter shite !laugh
Monday, August 2, 2010, 10:18 pm |
Golden Arches
The picture in the gallery sums up McD's. For little fat kids !laugh
Monday, August 2, 2010, 10:17 pm |
Golden Arches
KFC tastes super lush !grin
Monday, August 2, 2010, 10:16 pm |
Sky TV
Not having SKY TV is for poor people. !grin
Monday, August 2, 2010, 7:22 pm |
My other next door neighbours
I wasn't aware that milk was delivered on Sunday mornings.
Sunday, August 1, 2010, 6:46 pm |
Long Titled Nominations
Hardcore Beatles fans in the 60's and 70's were known as Apple Scruffs. They would hang about waiting to see their heroes for any length of time. There are also several Beatles tribute bands called Apple Scruffs.
Sunday, August 1, 2010, 12:26 pm |
Italians
Good to see Inter Milan thrashing moneybags Man City. Fuckin' cunts.
Sunday, August 1, 2010, 11:31 am |
Sky TV
No more Sky Sports News for the cheapskate freeview customers !laugh
Sunday, August 1, 2010, 11:29 am |
Catherine Tate
Ugly unfunny cunt who just repeats the same fuckin' joke over and over again. Shite.
Sunday, August 1, 2010, 11:17 am |
Alcoholics
Not too bad this morning, took it easy last night.
Sunday, August 1, 2010, 11:11 am |
People That You Work With That Act They Own The Place When They Clearly Don
Just who is this very young lady? Have you got a fetish for girls eating sweets? Very strange.
Sunday, August 1, 2010, 11:08 am |
When People At Work Get Away With Murder And Get All The Decent Shifts Or The Only Shifts Going And Get Out Of Doing All The Shit Because They Are A Relative Of Who Is In Charge Or They Are Knocking Someone Off
*explanation
Sunday, August 1, 2010, 11:07 am |
My other next door neighbours
Exactly. Why the fuck would anyone want to move their car at such a stupid hour in the morning.
Sunday, August 1, 2010, 11:06 am |
When People At Work Get Away With Murder And Get All The Decent Shifts Or The Only Shifts Going And Get Out Of Doing All The Shit Because They Are A Relative Of Who Is In Charge Or They Are Knocking Someone Off
I agree. Have a shorter title and do the explaination in the "why are they a cunt" bit.
Sunday, August 1, 2010, 11:04 am |
Alcoholics
I got well pissed last night in the company of some great friends. I am just about starting to feel normal again. !grin
Saturday, July 31, 2010, 1:34 pm |
When People At Work Get Away With Murder And Get All The Decent Shifts Or The Only Shifts Going And Get Out Of Doing All The Shit Because They Are A Relative Of Who Is In Charge Or They Are Knocking Someone Off
Why is there a child with a beer and a sweet in the photo?
Saturday, July 31, 2010, 1:31 pm |
X Factor
So I've just read in the news that last years winnere Joe whateverhisnameis has come out of the closet. Whoopee do! Like it wasn't fuckin' obvious he was a cocksucker.
Saturday, July 31, 2010, 1:30 pm |
breakfast on bbc
Sian is looking gorgeous in white this morning. Proper yummy.
Thursday, July 29, 2010, 7:42 am |
People who go on and about the same thing over and over again.
I personally don't see any harm in it. I kinda miss my footie chats with Gibbers.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 9:03 pm |
Dust
An older workmate of mine had the snip years ago and reckons that when he comes it's like dust coming out! Is this true?
Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 9:00 pm |
Lassie
Lassie is a hero not a cunt !bash
Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 8:58 pm |
Cunts who only want to
Ahh.. fucking love Stella me...
Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 8:57 pm |
Miss Riam Dean
Apart form the fake arm she's not a bad looking bird.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 8:56 pm |
Freaky Dreams.
I too have been having very strange dreams lately. One involved slicing someones face like a piece of cake. Freaked me out for sure.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 8:48 pm |
The Boss seeing you
I would never log into this site at work. The IT police would be on to me as soon as the word cunt was typed into the search engine. Fuck having to explain what this is all about !laugh
Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 7:58 pm |
Just Testing
Mrs Roops comes across to me as an intelligent witty woman, I like her. She also has a very sexy avatar. !bow
Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 7:56 pm |
Being Overworked
We did our annual stock take today, kinda knackering but not a bad break from the old routine I suppose. Time for a well earned Stella or 6. !grin
Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 7:55 pm |
Ponce
Cunts who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 7:53 pm |
Eden Lake
The ginger haired female in this film is lovely.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 8:38 pm |
Sacha Parkinson
I'm still in the dark as to why I am recieving several text messages a day. I don't even read them anymore, I just deleted them straight away today. I'm far too busy to deal with such nonsense.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 8:36 pm |
Ginger Discrimination
Ginger discrimination does not exist at all. Ginger piss taking does. I have never heard of anyone not being able to get a job, join the army, become a doctor etc for being ginger.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 8:08 pm |
Sacha Parkinson
Some cunt who shall remain nameless text me this morning hurling a list of abusive names and wishing death upon me. I truly do not understand how my dislike of Coronation Street can be seen as a personal attack on anyone. !what
Monday, July 26, 2010, 7:20 pm |
Michelle Keegan
Far too fit for the shite that is Coronation Street. Get on Hollyoaks bitch.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 5:00 pm |
Marcus from Corry
Gay looking rat faced cunt.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 4:51 pm |
Cunts from shit manufactured pop bands who think they can make a career after the group has split
These cunts usually end up on Coronation Street.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 4:49 pm |
Kym Marsh
She's a cunt for being in Coronation Street.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 4:42 pm |
Coronation Street
I watched a little bit of the omnibus this morning and I truly can't understand why any fucker would enjoy this crap. Half of the actors have real life drink/drug problems, the young girls look about 14 and the young guys all look gay. To top it all off the storiy lines are utter shite. The whole thing is a load of shit.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 4:27 pm |
Eggs
Eggs are the cornerstone to any nutritional breakfast. I like eggs but not as much as I like sexy legs. !grin
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 3:54 pm |
Vanessa Feltz
Big fat ugly gobshite of a bitch. Even if I drank all the beer in the world I would not find this woman remotely attractive. !bleh
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 3:52 pm |
Rebecca Willis
I met her at Reading festival in 2007. We shared a spliff and then I fucked her in her tent. It was a great shag heightened by the buzz of the ganja.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 3:48 pm |
Limpness
Limpness is for wealthy people.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 3:29 pm |
Reading the girlfriend
!quote Quote: Sunday, July 25, 2010, 3:19 pm
Only a true cunt would call his dick a penis.!quote I was quoting your girlfriend !what
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 3:27 pm |
The French
French penis faced cunts.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 3:26 pm |
Using inverted commas is sooo 90's !laugh
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 3:25 pm |
Reading the girlfriend
Would you prefer me to refer to it as a cock? A dick perhaps? Frenchman! Only a cunt would call himself Frenchman.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 3:22 pm |
I have 150 friends and as far as I know none of them are prostitutes.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 3:20 pm |
Reading the girlfriend
Wealthy people are known to have a small penis.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 3:18 pm |
I have fucked 36 of my female friends on facebook.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 3:16 pm |
Reading the girlfriend
Whilst you were on the bog reading your girlfriends magazine I was giving her a proper seeing to. She loved it and said I had a bigger penis than you.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 3:14 pm |
The Forum
No. The next member to join the elitist cunts is the person who reaches epic cunt status.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 3:12 pm |
Alton towers
Alton towers is fuckin' shit. Anybody over the age of 15 who enjoys this shit is a cunt.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 3:10 pm |
Central News Babe For Not Adding Me As A Friend
She added me as a friend on Facebook last year even though we'd never met. She left a message saying she thought I was great looking bloke. I replied with a thank you and suggested we meet up. Two weeks later I fucked her.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 3:07 pm |
vicky butler henderson
I fingered her in a Ford Sierra in 1999.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 3:01 pm |
cunts who hate ronaldo
Ronaldo is the cunt not people who hate him.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 2:59 pm |
Kate Walsh
I'd fuck her!
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 2:58 pm |
Death
R.I.P. Alex Higgins. A quality snooker player who had a very colourful life. A top cunt for deffo.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 2:27 pm |
Cunts that jump lights
I love pissing off motorists when I'm out on my mountain bike. Just jetting past them or cutting them up and then jumping lights before cycling off laughing to myself.
Friday, July 23, 2010, 4:47 pm |
Shobna Gulati
I fucked her in a holiday inn back in 2005. I made sure I had a condom on.
Friday, July 23, 2010, 4:46 pm |
Cunts who take kuds to the pub
I don't mind kuds being in the pub as long as the mothers are there and look fit.
Friday, July 23, 2010, 4:41 pm |
Coronation Street
I'm sorry but apart from a few fit bitches this soap is complete wank.
Friday, July 23, 2010, 3:10 pm |
Thom Yorke
Not as much of a cunt as Mozza but a cunt none the less with a funny eye. He listens to his own tunes on his ipod whilst wanking off in public toilets.
Friday, July 23, 2010, 3:09 pm |
Co-worker fantasies
Right then, time for fuckin' work. Thank fuck it's Friday and I finish at lunch time.
Friday, July 23, 2010, 7:40 am |
two headed women
Disturbing.
Friday, July 23, 2010, 7:38 am |
Ronald Mcdonald
No. Anal sex is not for me.
Friday, July 23, 2010, 7:36 am |
breakfast on bbc
Hopefully Sian will be back next week. She's my morning sunshine. She would definitely make my top 10 milfs.!grin
Friday, July 23, 2010, 7:34 am |
Ronald Mcdonald
I would like to treat Cunty to a KFC twister meal. !grin
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 9:40 pm |
multiple dicks in cunt
When your dick is in a cunt you're thinking "man, is this worth fifty quid?" ho ho!
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 9:38 pm |
multiple dicks in cunt
When my dick is in a cunt there ain't no room for another one.
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 9:34 pm |
Alan Carr
Unfunny buck teeth four eyed gay cunt. !bleh
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 9:32 pm |
Emoticons
2. One to change the lightbulb and one to wank him off whilst he does it !laugh
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 9:19 pm |
Emoticons
How many emoticon users does it take to change a lightbulb?
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 9:15 pm |
Antibiotics
They're only a cunt if you're not allowed to drink alcohol whilst on them.
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 9:12 pm |
Coronation Street
I switched over to check out the teenager you think is hot. And no, I do not get updates on Corrie from the pro's I visit, they're too out of it on smack to know what's happening. !laugh
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 9:04 pm |
Love Triangles In Soaps
Had you sweating there eh? !laugh
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 9:01 pm |
Brussel Sprouts
Sprouts and broccoli are fine by me. I consider them part of the super foods group. They also help in making you fart like a cunt.
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 9:00 pm |
Coronation Street
Corrie is for cunts who like wanking off or paying for sex.
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 8:57 pm |
Love Triangles In Soaps
!quote Quote: Thursday, July 22, 2010, 8:52 pm
That Sacha Parkinson who plays Sian in Corrie is well hot, her tits look huge tonight.!quote If you fancy fuckin' a 15 year old.
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 8:56 pm |
Cunt Ratings
!quote Quote: Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 9:46 pm
I think it is 1000 if my memory serves right?!quote Nope. Your memory is shite. It's 1001 that makes you an epic cunt. The next level is unknown.
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 7:55 pm |
The Forum
I don't go to the forum because it is complete wank. The format is the same as when the site switched a while back and everybody moaned like fuck about it. So why fuckin' go there then? !bash
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 7:53 pm |
WHERE IS GIBSON?
Excellent pic of the traitor.
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 7:52 pm |
The Sundays
The Sundays are miles better than Radiohead. It's a no brainer.
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 7:51 pm |
people who write lol! after every sentance!lol!
People who use lol are complete twats and cunts of the highest order. Simple.
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 7:49 pm |
White Gangsta
I believe the current term for white gangsta types is wiggas. Wiggas have also already been nominated as cunts.
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 7:46 pm |
Newest Members:
It's when they add cunts that are already nominated that seem to be pissing me off. !bleh
Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 9:05 pm |
Cunts on here who don
I agree.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 7:08 pm |
Men who go all weak at the knees and get excited when large breasts are mentioned
They don't make me go weak at the knees they give me an erection. Oh yeah, does anyone know of a good cleaning solution for laptops? Mine has some sort of sticky residue on it.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 7:00 pm |
Liverpool Football Club
Joe Cole at Liverpool! Get in! !drinks
Monday, July 19, 2010, 7:54 pm |
breakfast on bbc
Mmm... bigger breasts...!bow
Monday, July 19, 2010, 7:30 am |
Cunt Ratings
!quote Quote: Saturday, July 17, 2010, 10:02 am
!. I'll take care of you both !bye!quote Well Gibbo used to give me spending money every Saturday to get my nails done - divvy up Flinty...........!quote I'll rob Cunty so we can have your nails done. Also get you waxed in the relevant places and a nice new hairdo to top it all off. Then BAM! You'll be the hottest piece of ass in Brighton.
Saturday, July 17, 2010, 7:25 pm |
georgina cole
!quote Quote: Saturday, July 17, 2010, 5:36 pm
Looks like a pleasant young ladyl.!quote Good blow jobs too. Gotta give her props for that. Like a fuckin' vacuum I tell ya, like a fuckin' vacuum.
Saturday, July 17, 2010, 7:18 pm |
Danica Mckellar
She's bloody lovely !bow
Saturday, July 17, 2010, 7:17 pm |
kelvin mackenzie
He looks like a right cunt so he must be. kelvin the cunt.
Saturday, July 17, 2010, 7:16 pm |
SINGLE MUMS
!quote Quote: Saturday, July 17, 2010, 6:43 pm
Have you taken some Viagara today Flinty?!quote Never tried it to be honest. My brother has though, reckons he was rock hard for 15 hours! 15 fuckin' hours with a stiffy !laugh
Saturday, July 17, 2010, 7:15 pm |
Hooray for Roops
!quote Quote: Thursday, February 25, 2010, 7:37 pm
I would love to know who Kademah is.!quote Is that so you can suck his willy? Don't forget to pay wealthy cunt !laugh
Saturday, July 17, 2010, 4:01 pm |
KYLIE MINOGUE
I would like to lick her pussy until she reaches climax. Good stuff.
Saturday, July 17, 2010, 3:59 pm |
SINGLE MUMS
If they are fit then fuck them good. Proper hard fuckin', ya know what I mean?
Saturday, July 17, 2010, 3:56 pm |
georgina cole
She gave me a blow job in the alleyway by Gloucester cathedral in 2006. It was nice and she swallowed. Bonus!
Saturday, July 17, 2010, 3:52 pm |
pappa smurf
He's got a blue willy.
Saturday, July 17, 2010, 3:44 pm |
Volcanoes
I'd fuck Maggie so hard her fanny would be sore for weeks.
Saturday, July 17, 2010, 3:43 pm |
Mick McCarthy
This prick reckons Kevin Doyle is only going to be sold if someone offers £50,000,000. Yeah right! Dumb cunt!
Saturday, July 17, 2010, 12:40 pm |
Cunt Ratings
Yeah! Fuck him for leaving the fab four without an explanation or a goodbye. We'll be better as a threesome anyway. I'll take care of you both !bye
Saturday, July 17, 2010, 9:56 am |
PEOPLE TAKING OFFENCE
Stay outta the fuckin' corner more like! !laugh
Saturday, July 17, 2010, 9:53 am |
Robbie Williams
He's a fuckin' prick for rejoining Take That. What a cunt and they are cunts for letting him back in. His last 2 LP's have bombed compared to his previous stuff. Hmm...
Saturday, July 17, 2010, 9:52 am |
Cunt Ratings
So the highest amount of comments is gonna be between me and cat shit !drinks
Saturday, July 17, 2010, 9:50 am |
People on acertain forum that constantly slag off the corner
OK Benny, crossed wires again. Should see you tonight !bye
Saturday, July 17, 2010, 9:49 am |
People on acertain forum that constantly slag off the corner
!quote Quote: Friday, July 16, 2010, 12:11 am
You're warning me Flinty? Who do you think you are then?!quote The deal (I thought) was not to get personal. As in mentioning our lives outside of the corner or things we may have done in the past. It's ok to nominate and comment on cunts we may like e.g. Gary Neville, Prince etc. If you want to start beefing again you are a fool.
Friday, July 16, 2010, 7:28 am |
People on acertain forum that constantly slag off the corner
!quote Quote: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 5:43 pm
!quote Quote: Monday, June 28, 2010, 10:36 pm
!quote Quote: Monday, June 28, 2010, 9:45 pm
The corner is a great place to come after a days work.!quote It's a great place to come if you feel like venting your fuckin' anger on anything. Since coming here I haven't beaten the shit out of anyone !bow!quote Before coming here, he didn't beat the shit out of anyone, either.!quote Play with fire and you will get burnt. You are mentioning something that might or might not have happened outside of the corner. Wake the sleeping lion at you peril. You will only recieve one warning.
Thursday, July 15, 2010, 6:26 pm |
SHITTY JOBS
Time for work cunts. Have a good day !bye
Thursday, July 15, 2010, 7:44 am |
Cunt Ratings
1700 !drinks!bow!laugh
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 9:46 pm |
Fake Tan
!quote Quote: Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 7:39 pm
This guy is so orange with fake tan, that if he rapes me I would be getting 1 of my 5 a day.!quote And if he was pissed on apple sourz you'd be getting 2 of your 5 a day.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 9:45 pm |
People who squeeze the shit out of bread in the supermarket
I saw some wealthy people in the supermarket today. They were squeezing the shit out of the smart price bread. Cunts.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 9:33 pm |
Thongs
I'd love to see Sian Williams in her thong. Yummy.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 9:31 pm |
Gary Neville
How many Gary Neville's does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to wank him off while he does it.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 9:27 pm |
Prostitutes
Prostitutes are for wealthy people who have recently been to Amsterdam.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 9:25 pm |
Womens "Rights"
Why can't women drive? Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom! Boom fuckin' boom!
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 9:21 pm |
Tia Carrera
Hot fuckin' wings!!! !bow
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 9:20 pm |
Strongbow Cider
On the 3rd can of the quality Stella. Mmm...
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 9:18 pm |
Paul Merton and Stephen Fry
Should rename himself Stephanie Fry Ups Alot.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 9:17 pm |
Jet Lag
Jet lag is for wealthy cunts who are lucky enough to travel a lot.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 9:16 pm |
Paul Merton and Stephen Fry
Stephan Fry is a big gay cunt !bleh
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 9:15 pm |
fern britton
She looks well nasty after losing all that weight (not that she was nice before). Get back on the bargain buckets bitch.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 8:37 pm |
Bodie from the Professionals
!quote Quote: Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 8:58 pm
What's big, fat and dyslexic? America.!quote I thought you were going to say yourself !laugh
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 8:34 pm |
Elephants
A real relevant elephant.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 8:33 pm |
The Fab Four
Encore! Do you want more? Let me here you scream if you love the Fab Four! !drinks
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 8:31 pm |
EBAY AND PAYPAL
I bought some high quality sony earphones on E bay for £2.95. In Argos they cost about £40. They arrived from Hong Kong in 3 days!!! They were no different to the ones that originally came with my sony mp3. Therefore, E bay is not a cunt to me.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 8:29 pm |
Strongbow Cider
Ahh... fuckin' love Stella me...
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 8:27 pm |
People With "Funny" Avatars
My avatar is the greatest of all time !grin
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 8:25 pm |
breakfast on bbc
Sian Williams is my morning sunshine. She's such a sexy milf, gives me an erection evry time I see her. Oh yeah, does anyone know of a good cleaning solution for laptops? Mine has got some sort of sticky residue on it.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 7:39 am |
South Africa World Cup
Cunty has to pay for sex !laugh!laugh!laugh
Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 7:42 am |
breakfast on bbc
!quote Quote: Monday, July 12, 2010, 7:27 pm
Something's not quite right. Don't you prefer Louise Minchin? !hu!quote If Sian and Louise were the last 2 women on earth I would only **** Sian. Louise isn't that pretty !laugh!laugh!laugh
Monday, July 12, 2010, 8:54 pm |
breakfast on bbc
Fuckin' Monday again! At least the sight of the lovely Sian Williams has cheered me up !grin
Monday, July 12, 2010, 7:40 am |
South Africa World Cup
Game over !drinks
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 9:56 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I reckon Torres may get the winner here !chin
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 9:44 pm |
My Peers during my time at Sixth Form/University
I never went to sixth form or Uni. I couldn't wait to leave school, when people say it's the best years of your life it's bollocks.
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 9:39 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Easy to say in hindsight but I do agree. How the fuck Heskey got in the squad is beyond me. I think Beckham would've made a difference and possibly Ferdinand.
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 9:37 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Yeah, a few good moments. I'm looking forward to the start of the new season. As a Liverpool fan last season was awful and then the sheer crapness of the England team was the cherry on the cake.
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 8:52 pm |
South Africa World Cup
This games fuckin' boring !sleep
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 8:43 pm |
STING
This cunts daughter has got a single out. She's a munter. Fuckin' bitch was born with a silver spoon in her mouth.
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 8:34 pm |
PM & Email When a User Quotes One Of Your Comments
Thanks Mrs Roops. You're a diamond xxx
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 8:32 pm |
The Fab Four
All I did was check this thread. I didn't have that in my memory!
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 8:19 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Another one was when that prick Gary Neville did a back pass to Paul Robinson and he completely missed the ball.
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 8:18 pm |
The Fab Four
We haven't had the fab four online together since June 20th.
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 8:16 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I vaguely remember that one, it's probably on you tube.
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 8:11 pm |
Jasper Carrott
I have never found this prick funny. I remember ripping the piss out of a kid at school for liking him.
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 8:09 pm |
South Africa World Cup
!quote Quote: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 8:05 pm
!quote Quote: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 8:02 pm
!quote Quote: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 8:01 pm
!quote Quote: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 7:54 pm
I get an e mail when someone quotes my comments. I don't mind having it in my inbox on here but I really don't need to be sent a notification to my e mail address. !bleh!quote True.!quote Can you stop quoting my comments when we're both online.!quote Will do. I will just comment as normal.!quote Ta. Next time I check my e mail I'll have loads from CC. I don't need them.
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 8:07 pm |
South Africa World Cup
That would of been funny if it went in. I think the beach ball goal Liverpool conceded has got to be the funniest.
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 8:06 pm |
South Africa World Cup
!quote Quote: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 8:01 pm
!quote Quote: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 7:54 pm
I get an e mail when someone quotes my comments. I don't mind having it in my inbox on here but I really don't need to be sent a notification to my e mail address. !bleh!quote True.!quote Can you stop quoting my comments when we're both online.
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 8:02 pm |
The Fab Four
Another 2 quotes to my comments means 2 more uneccessary e mails !bash
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 8:01 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I wouldn't mind this going to sudden death penalties. I love shoot outs, a true test of skill.
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 7:58 pm |
The Fab Four
Did you watch John Lennon night (on Thursday) on BBC4?
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 7:55 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I get an e mail when someone quotes my comments. I don't mind having it in my inbox on here but I really don't need to be sent a notification to my e mail address. !bleh
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 7:54 pm |
Ponce
I love funny surnames.
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 7:47 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I'm going with Spain to win. I think both teams deserve to be in the final.
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 7:46 pm |
Will Smith
This bloke ain't a cunt. He's a brilliant role model.
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 7:42 pm |
Morrissey
In fact he'd make my top 2 all time cunts.
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 7:41 pm |
BT
BT are definitely cunts. When I needed a phone line put into the house I'm living in the cunts charged me £125!!! I was already a cuctomer at my previous address and just couldn't understand this ridiculous fee. It took the engineer about 5 fuckin' minutes.
Sunday, July 11, 2010, 7:39 pm |
Emma Crosby
I met her one night in 1996. It was in Cardiff as she was studying there at the time. I was visiting my then girlfriend. Me and the girfriend had a massive row that night so I decided to just go out on the town and get well pissed. I bumped into Emma in the SU bar and we clicked immediately. I looked at her, she looked at me and she knew she was savagely pulled. We had a few more drinks and then went back to her house. Before I knew it her lips were slurping on my huge erection, it was amazing. I blew my load within a minute which kinda pissed me off as I didn't get to fuck her. I gave her my number but she never called. The next time I saw her she was on Sky News. I'll never forget that night, it was heaven and hell all rolled into one.
Saturday, July 10, 2010, 3:50 pm |
Howard Webb
FIFA think he's good. So good that he'll referee the world cup final.
Saturday, July 10, 2010, 3:41 pm |
South Africa World Cup
!quote Quote: Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 7:31 pm
I'm going with a Spanish win. This isn't going to be any kind of steam roller the Germans have produced previously in the tounament.!quote Told ya. The good thing is that whatever happens we will have a country winning it for the first time. Holland and Spain have never met in a world or european cup.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 9:21 pm |
No weed
I can understand that when you smoke the herb daily having no weed is a top cunt. Thankfully these days are over for me. I used to panic like fuck when my stash was running low, all sorts of silly thoughts about not being able to cope without it. It is a great drug, no doubts about that but the time comes when you just have to have a clear head.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 8:42 pm |
Greboes
Two different words. Check the online wiktionary. So we have kiloes, radioes, pianoes, cargoes, buffaloes , zooes do we? Just accept you made a spelling mistake.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 8:01 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I'm going with a Spanish win. This isn't going to be any kind of steam roller the Germans have produced previously in the tounament.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 7:31 pm |
Greboes
I'm sure the correct spelling is grebos. Tut tut... to the back of the class Mr White.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 7:28 pm |
France
Mrs Roops' avatar is just so sexy it gives me an erection every time I see it. Oh yeah, does anyone know of a good cleaning solution for laptops? Mine has got some sort of sticky residue on it.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 7:41 am |
Rafael Nadal
It was shit. One way traffic !bleh
Sunday, July 4, 2010, 4:35 pm |
Sara Cox
I fingered her in an NCP car park in 1997. I didn't bring her to a climax but she said she enjoyed it and would like to do it again. Unfortunately the bitch never called me again !cry
Sunday, July 4, 2010, 4:17 pm |
sophie ellis bextor
I'd love to put my hot rod in her mouth. !grin
Sunday, July 4, 2010, 4:13 pm |
Girlfriends
I love the look of that bitch in the photo. Finger lickin' good. !bow
Sunday, July 4, 2010, 4:11 pm |
Can We Go Mad Like We Did Last Sunday?
Fat chance !bash
Sunday, July 4, 2010, 4:09 pm |
Sunbed users
14 users online !what
Sunday, July 4, 2010, 4:06 pm |
Tamsin Greig
Nah, not for me. Too masculine.
Sunday, July 4, 2010, 4:02 pm |
Rafael Nadal
An easy victory for this cunt today. Completely boring final. Utter shite.
Sunday, July 4, 2010, 3:56 pm |
Campsites
I hope this isn't a camp site.
Sunday, July 4, 2010, 3:55 pm |
Emile Heskey
You've got to admire Emile Heskey. He has a shit world cup, comes back home, puts on a frock and wins the womens title at Wimbledon.
Sunday, July 4, 2010, 3:11 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Nobody saw that coming. Fuckin' Germans!
Saturday, July 3, 2010, 4:51 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Hmm... I was going with Argentina and Spain to win. Germany are looking good though plus a 1 goal lead at the moment.
Saturday, July 3, 2010, 3:25 pm |
Florence and the Machine?
Sometimes...!bye
Saturday, July 3, 2010, 12:59 am |
Paul Ross
A mammoth of a cunt.
Saturday, July 3, 2010, 12:59 am |
Leicester
Gary Lineker loves crisps. He also fucks a fit bitch that is young enough to be his grandkid.
Saturday, July 3, 2010, 12:57 am |
Big breasted women
Nothing wrong with big tits !laugh
Saturday, July 3, 2010, 12:54 am |
Ronald McFuckingDonald
Frozen Pizza !bow
Saturday, July 3, 2010, 12:26 am |
JENNIFER LOPEZ
Hot wings! Hot wings! Hot wings!
Saturday, July 3, 2010, 12:22 am |
n-dubz dappy
Aim. Fire. Problem solved. 1 2 3
Saturday, July 3, 2010, 12:21 am |
Nicky Thompson
!bleh Easy maaann..!bleh
Saturday, July 3, 2010, 12:19 am |
cyclists in York, Cambridge etc.
Thumbs up for cyclists. Fuck off motorists. Wankers.
Saturday, July 3, 2010, 12:13 am |
Paul Ross
Mammoth cunt.
Saturday, July 3, 2010, 12:12 am |
catherine zeta jones
Yeah! Frozen pizza is nearly done! Mmm..!drinks!laugh
Saturday, July 3, 2010, 12:10 am |
Trying to sleep
No. A vicious circle. No more red bull !bash
Saturday, July 3, 2010, 12:09 am |
fergie
!quote Quote: Sunday, June 6, 2010, 10:01 am
Has Mammothcock become extinct? !chin!quote AKA mousewilly !laugh
Saturday, July 3, 2010, 12:06 am |
Trying to sleep
!quote Quote: Friday, July 2, 2010, 7:05 am
It is getting cuntish now for deffo. I'm having one glorious oblivious slumber followed by a near non-event, quite often. It's a rollercoaster of cuntitude. !bash!quote I understand this. The night you don't get the sleep is a cunt. The next night you are so tired you have a great sleep. Repeat cycle. Maybe it's time to get back on the green !laugh
Friday, July 2, 2010, 8:27 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Ghana deserve the lead.
Friday, July 2, 2010, 8:22 pm |
People That Wave, Flash Lights or Thumb Up You When You Give Way In Car
As a cyclist I never give way. I love pissing off people in cars.
Friday, July 2, 2010, 8:02 pm |
go compare man
!quote Quote: Friday, May 21, 2010, 5:54 pm
The bloke must feel a right idiot when he sings them.!quote Probably not so much when he gets his pay cheque.
Friday, July 2, 2010, 7:58 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I'm glad Brazil are out. I would like to see someone else win it. A first timer would be nice. My fiver on Argentina at 7/1 is looking good now.
Friday, July 2, 2010, 6:43 pm |
Chelsea FC
I'm not quite sure why these wankers have bought Benayoun from Liverpool. To keep the bench warm perhaps. They could afford much better players. Reports suggest it was cunt chops Benitez who put this into action before he left. if Liverpool knew Benitez was going why did they let him handle transfers !what
Friday, July 2, 2010, 6:41 pm |
Andy Murray
Bye bye Andy pandy. Don't cry this time !laugh
Friday, July 2, 2010, 6:21 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I'll go with Brazil and Uruguay to win too.
Friday, July 2, 2010, 2:12 pm |
People who do not realise that Blackberry users are superior,
I would hardly say that not owning a blackberry means you have an unfulfilled life. Purleeze...!grin
Friday, July 2, 2010, 2:09 pm |
Text Talk
!quote Quote: Friday, July 2, 2010, 8:08 am
!quote Quote: Friday, July 2, 2010, 7:42 am
Whoopee shit! I've got a blackberry! SFW!!quote Hmmm "SFW" might be a more appropriate retort to those who regale us with a daily bowel movement report....!quote Your absolutly right. I have stopped doing that lately though to be fair. It was a phase. !grin
Friday, July 2, 2010, 2:06 pm |
The urge to click on Last 24 Hours one more time
One more click then I better leave for work. Have a good day cunts! It's friday after all !grin
Friday, July 2, 2010, 7:44 am |
Text Talk
Whoopee shit! I've got a blackberry! SFW!
Friday, July 2, 2010, 7:42 am |
Tombola
!quote Quote: Thursday, July 1, 2010, 10:58 pm
Better to be as bent as a five bob note than be poor!quote So you are a wealthy gay man? Kinda makes sense I suppose. Can't stand queers myself. Cocksucking and ass fucking blokes !bleh
Friday, July 2, 2010, 7:41 am |
SHITTY JOBS
Bide your time. She won't be pregnant forever. Then you can retaliate. Failing patience you could just smack the shit out of her boyfriend. Probably not the right thing to do but fuck it. He gets a smack for having a bitch of a girlfriend and she feels guilty about the whole affair.
Thursday, July 1, 2010, 9:47 pm |
Tombola
And gay !laugh
Thursday, July 1, 2010, 9:42 pm |
The fucking England Team
Very true but even The Sun wouldn't print that !laugh
Thursday, July 1, 2010, 6:57 pm |
The Sundays
When the world, it shows me up, my clothes they show me up, I never knew this before, my finest hour that I've ever known was finding a pound on the Underground...!grin
Thursday, July 1, 2010, 7:37 am |
The fucking England Team
I love the way the press are now referring to them as the England flops !laugh
Thursday, July 1, 2010, 7:34 am |
Lily Cole
She's a butterface for me.
Thursday, July 1, 2010, 7:32 am |
The Sundays
When the weather's fine, when it's sunny outside, think about the time I kicked a boy 'til he cried. Oh, I could've been wrong, but I don't think I was, he was such a child...!grin
Thursday, July 1, 2010, 7:31 am |
breakfast on bbc
Sian Williams is still giving me the morning horn. Wearing a lovely green and black dress with a pair of sexy high heels. Superb figure on that woman. She would be in my top 10 milfs. Yum !grin
Wednesday, June 30, 2010, 7:42 am |
Brewers Fayre
!quote Quote: Wednesday, June 30, 2010, 4:58 am
!quote Quote: Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 10:25 pm
!quote Quote: Sunday, August 24, 2008, 8:05 pm
Go to KFC, I just had one of their £4.29 zinger meals and it was lovely, quick service and it tasted fresh.!quote Can you believe it? This wasn't actually me! Some other cunt was going on about it a year before I came here. Own up! I wanna know who you are !chin!quote It was me.!quote Bllody hell! The last person I would've guessed. All though, it is written in your posting style. That meal now costs £4.79 but you get a hot rod with it.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010, 7:39 am |
Trying to sleep
It was a great sleep. !bow
Wednesday, June 30, 2010, 7:37 am |
Trying to sleep
A decent nights sleep last night. Hopefully the same tonight. Going to bed sober sure does help. I did just eat some cheese though, so maybe some nice dreams tonight... or nightmares. Bad dreams are only dreams...
Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 10:32 pm |
Brewers Fayre
!quote Quote: Sunday, August 24, 2008, 8:05 pm
Go to KFC, I just had one of their £4.29 zinger meals and it was lovely, quick service and it tasted fresh.!quote Can you believe it? This wasn't actually me! Some other cunt was going on about it a year before I came here. Own up! I wanna know who you are !chin
Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 10:25 pm |
Not Having A Garage
Fuck me! My KFC nonsense was in full force on this thread. Shame on me !shock
Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 10:22 pm |
Lenny Henry
Rather amusing I must admit. What's happened to Laszlo I wonder !chin
Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 10:16 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Good to see Portugal go out. In particular Ronaldo the big poof.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 9:55 pm |
Andy Murray
Hopefully this cunt will get knocked out of Wimbledon in the next round or two. Wanker.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 9:53 pm |
Liverpool Football Club
At least Hodgson is english. That's one good thing.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 8:26 pm |
South Africa World Cup
The fuckin' wankers are still going on about the disallowed goal. For fucks sake! Shut up! The whole team just weren't good enough !bash
Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 8:25 pm |
Geordies
Possibly. Had Beckham been fit I'm sure he would of played better than most of those cunts we have now. He may be a bit of a ponce but he wears his England shirt with pride.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 8:15 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Spain aren't looking too good in the first half. Plus Portugal are yet to conceed. Could be a stalemate !chin
Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 8:11 pm |
Geordies
Alan Shearer is pissing me off a bit at the moment. Seems to be blaming Capello for Englands poor efforts. I blame the fuckin' overpaid cunts myself. They should know what to do without any kind of management anyway.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 8:09 pm |
Liverpool Football Club
Surely he'll do better than Benitez last season. I can't believe the Spanish cunt got a £4,000,000 compensation package and a new job with the current champions of Europe. Only in fuckin' football does this craziness happen !bash
Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 8:06 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I have Ramos, Silva and Villa in my fantasy team. We're allowed 3 from each nation at this stage, then 4 in the final. I have saved some Brazilians and Argentines as I think they will be the two teams in the final.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 8:03 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I don't thinks it £200 per ticket or £90 per shirt. Besides which my Sky subscription is enough for me. Drink beers at home innit !laugh
Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 7:59 pm |
Liverpool Football Club
If the reports are true Roy Hodgson will be unveiled as the new manager by the end of the week. Not sure how I feel about that. He's a nice man, I like him but not sure if he's capable of getting Liverpool back to the top.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 7:57 pm |
Lembit
Didn't one of the cheeky bitches kick him to the kerb too !chin Prize cunt for deffo.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 7:52 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Hmm... I'll agree. Japan and Spain to win.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 7:44 am |
breakfast on bbc
Sian Williams is looking lovely this morning in a nice purple shirt and tight white 3/4 length trousers. Yum !grin
Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 7:43 am |
People on acertain forum that constantly slag off the corner
Just fuckin' about. I'm not a violent person. Aggresive though. Toodle pip, I goota go try get some sleep !bye
Monday, June 28, 2010, 11:02 pm |
FUCK COMMON SENSE!
Is that John & Yoko in the photo? Weird shit.
Monday, June 28, 2010, 10:38 pm |
People on acertain forum that constantly slag off the corner
!quote Quote: Monday, June 28, 2010, 9:45 pm
The corner is a great place to come after a days work.!quote It's a great place to come if you feel like venting your fuckin' anger on anything. Since coming here I haven't beaten the shit out of anyone !bow
Monday, June 28, 2010, 10:36 pm |
Prostitutes
I have heard rumours that blowjobs round my neck of the woods cost £5.00 from the brown head sluts. No thanks !bleh
Monday, June 28, 2010, 10:33 pm |
lee nelson
I am now watching Russell Howards Good News. There was a brilliant impression of a Gloucester person on it.
Monday, June 28, 2010, 10:31 pm |
Jose Mourinho
In about 12 - 16 years time he will lead the England team to world cup glory. Yes, that's right! World cup glory! You heard it here first.
Monday, June 28, 2010, 10:27 pm |
lee nelson
I found his show tonight mildly amusing. Damn! Need something to smile about after that utter shite of a football team us English people have.
Monday, June 28, 2010, 10:25 pm |
Wanking
!quote Quote: Saturday, May 1, 2010, 3:54 pm
To sexually excite yourself until you reach a climax. With males it involves using their hand to 'jerk off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth. Females usually use their fingers to rub around and enter the vaginal area.!quote Priceless comment by me !grin
Monday, June 28, 2010, 10:23 pm |
Wayne Rooney
!quote Quote: Monday, February 1, 2010, 11:49 pm
Wayne Bridge should count himself lucky... It could have been Wayne Rooney shagging his missus.!quote I have grown to love Cunty comedy !laugh
Monday, June 28, 2010, 10:20 pm |
Wayne Rooney
Jeez Gibbers! You really hate the Roo's !laugh
Monday, June 28, 2010, 10:17 pm |
Ian Beale
Given half the chance I'd love to fuck Gillian. Not without her make up on though, plus I'd need a few pints to make it really good. Maybe 5 would do. Yum. !grin
Monday, June 28, 2010, 10:16 pm |
South Africa World Cup
The Brazilians showed us world class tonight. Always chasing the ball, making tackles and brilliant on the break. Pity about the few blatant dives, no need for it at all.
Monday, June 28, 2010, 10:12 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Portugal v Spain loooks tasty.
Monday, June 28, 2010, 10:10 pm |
Trying to sleep
I think I got about 2 hours sleep last night. I was so fuckin' hot! Thank god it's cooled down tonight. I was awake for what seemed like hours on end thinking about just getting up and coming on here.
Monday, June 28, 2010, 8:40 pm |
RETARDS THAT WORK FOR MACDONALDS
I had a zinger before tha shitty football yesterday. It was great !grin
Monday, June 28, 2010, 7:43 pm |
Pearl Jam
!quote Quote: Monday, June 28, 2010, 7:39 pm
Right its time to go. We are heading out to a bar to watch the soccer. Catch you later Flinty.!quote OK dude. Rock on !laugh
Monday, June 28, 2010, 7:41 pm |
Pearl Jam
The beauty of PJ is that they have 2 brilliant guitar players and a great singer. I can play a few riffs myself but can't sing to save my life.
Monday, June 28, 2010, 7:40 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I'm going for a Brazil win. Obvious I know so I'll predict a score. 3 - 1.
Monday, June 28, 2010, 7:36 pm |
Pearl Jam
Yellow leadbetter is my fave B side, awesome song !bow
Monday, June 28, 2010, 7:33 pm |
People on acertain forum that constantly slag off the corner
I quite like the Backspacer LP too. Depsite it being short it sure as hell makes up for it with the quality of the songs.
Monday, June 28, 2010, 7:31 pm |
Pearl Jam
Once upon a time!
Monday, June 28, 2010, 7:29 pm |
People on acertain forum that constantly slag off the corner
I've no idea !laugh
Monday, June 28, 2010, 7:28 pm |
cats
Lions are the best cats.
Monday, June 28, 2010, 7:25 pm |
People on acertain forum that constantly slag off the corner
1,2,3,4,5 against 1!!!
Monday, June 28, 2010, 7:22 pm |
People on acertain forum that constantly slag off the corner
!quote Quote: Monday, June 28, 2010, 2:57 pm
black people smell!quote We all smell. With our noses.
Monday, June 28, 2010, 3:39 pm |
People on acertain forum that constantly slag off the corner
Fantastic !laugh
Monday, June 28, 2010, 3:37 pm |
People on acertain forum that constantly slag off the corner
Fuck me! First Jeff, now Stone! !bow
Monday, June 28, 2010, 3:33 pm |
Emile Heskey
Why the fuck he was even in the squad is beyond me. He couldn't even make the Villa starting line up last season. Utter crap. Couldn't hit a fuckin' barn door !bleh
Monday, June 28, 2010, 3:32 pm |
Steven "Stevie" Gerrard, la
Captain fuckin' marvel?! Yeah right !bleh
Monday, June 28, 2010, 3:30 pm |
John Terry
Utter shit! One of the best defenders in the world?! My fuckin' ass! Awful, truly awful !bleh
Monday, June 28, 2010, 3:29 pm |
Wayne Rooney
Fuckin' cunt didn't even score 1 fuckin' goal! The media had built him up to be the player of the tournament. The fuckin' cunt also got his chest waxed. What a fuckin' ponce !bleh
Monday, June 28, 2010, 3:28 pm |
Lampard
What sort of cunt gets his arm pits waxed? Fuckin' overpaid cunt !bleh
Monday, June 28, 2010, 3:26 pm |
The fucking England Team
Useless wankers. Even if the goal had stood I think we still would've lost. Fuck 'em! Overpaid cunts with no world class whatsoever. Fuckin' club players, the lot of 'em !bash!bleh
Monday, June 28, 2010, 3:23 pm |
Max Branning from Eastenders
Who's that bird he's shagging? I've forgotten her name. She was in footballers wives I think. Those of you who know me well know that I'd fuck her !laugh
Sunday, June 27, 2010, 1:00 pm |
The cunt who keeps saying that
A brief encounter with Jeff Ament was great. I like him, he's nice !grin
Sunday, June 27, 2010, 12:58 pm |
South Africa World Cup
C'mon England!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, June 27, 2010, 12:56 pm |
Kate nash
I did think she was alright until seeing her interviewed on BBC3 tonight. No thanks you pasty weird bitch !bleh
Saturday, June 26, 2010, 11:29 pm |
Not going to Glastonbury.
I am not feeling The Pet Shop Boys at all! !bash
Saturday, June 26, 2010, 11:27 pm |
The cunt who keeps saying that
I heart thecatwoman xxx
Saturday, June 26, 2010, 11:24 pm |
The cunt who keeps saying that
OK, Jeff! I am a fan of your band, they're good. The first 2 LP's were awesome. I wish I'd seen them at Hyde Park this week. Sure as hell beats watching The Pet Shop Boys a Glasto!
Saturday, June 26, 2010, 11:20 pm |
Chelsy Davy
36 pictures of her in the gallery! I have to say she's hotter than a zinger!
Saturday, June 26, 2010, 4:08 pm |
Sarah McCabe
She gave me a blowjob at the back of Safeways in 1995.
Saturday, June 26, 2010, 4:05 pm |
Smug Bastards
!grin
Saturday, June 26, 2010, 3:57 pm |
Sophie Raworth
I would like to cum on her hair.
Saturday, June 26, 2010, 3:56 pm |
The cunt who keeps saying that
Anyone who has made a £20,000,000 fortune is quite simply not a cunt. I met Coiln from East Sussex once and he seemed ok.
Saturday, June 26, 2010, 3:54 pm |
Tom
He gets to fuck Katie Holmes. Fairplay. He also fucked Nicole Kidman for 10 years. Fairplay.
Saturday, June 26, 2010, 3:50 pm |
Naive football fans
It's gonna be tighter than a ducks ass tomorrow. Come on England! For fucks sake!
Saturday, June 26, 2010, 3:47 pm |
Obese people
Invest in a bike and do some cycling you fat lazy greedy slobs.
Saturday, June 26, 2010, 3:46 pm |
breakfast on bbc
I would like to have very good sex with Sian Williams before she gets too old and wrinkly. I would put her in my top 10 milfs.
Saturday, June 26, 2010, 3:40 pm |
Loud Exhaust DUMB-CUNTS on a PUBLIC ROAD!
!quote Quote: Friday, June 25, 2010, 11:06 pm
Cycling is for poor people!quote Not it's not. It's for people who don't want to be fat bastards. You may want to invest in a bike yourself.
Saturday, June 26, 2010, 3:36 pm |
Andy Murray
That is a brilliant picture of him in the gallery !laugh
Saturday, June 26, 2010, 3:34 pm |
Andy Murray
The cunt bowed down to the Queen of England. Good. He knew he had to do it or face a roasting from the entire country. I cannot stand the dumb english people that cheer this jock twat on. He shows no support for England in any sport and even puts us down. He is a cunt.
Saturday, June 26, 2010, 3:33 pm |
Gambling
At the start of the world cup the odds on Uruguay winning it with Forlan as top scorer were about 3000/1.
Saturday, June 26, 2010, 3:28 pm |
Jason Bogg
Those tits are big but not good! Thanks to the body of th bitch involved!
Friday, June 25, 2010, 10:48 pm |
Loud Exhaust DUMB-CUNTS on a PUBLIC ROAD!
I cycle. Fuck these pricks !bash
Friday, June 25, 2010, 10:47 pm |
Mrs Gertrude Shilling
WTF? !laugh
Friday, June 25, 2010, 10:46 pm |
National Pride
The funny thing is... !laugh
Friday, June 25, 2010, 10:45 pm |
Andy Murray
Pissed as fart nw me !laugh My point being... Murray is a cunt !laugh
Friday, June 25, 2010, 10:44 pm |
Unknown Cunt Nominations
Fuck yEah! !drinks!laugh
Friday, June 25, 2010, 10:34 pm |
Not going to Glastonbury.
!quote Quote: Friday, June 25, 2010, 10:27 pm
Whats so special about standing in a field for hours then being miles away to see or hear anything properly.!quote DRUGS AND BOOZE !drinks!bow!bash!bye!chin!what!laugh!grin
Friday, June 25, 2010, 10:31 pm |
PIKE
You wouldn't believe how many thickos there are. I get paid. Nuff' paid innit !laugh I'm rich baby rich !laugh Dollars in my pocket NOT cents !laugh
Friday, June 25, 2010, 10:29 pm |
Not going to Glastonbury.
Go Gorillaz!!!! !drinks What cracks me up is the group of cunts who always carry their flag in hope of it being shown on TV. The last thing I wanted to do at Glasto was fly a fuckin' flag! Roll another spliff innit?!!drinks
Friday, June 25, 2010, 10:25 pm |
Not going to Glastonbury.
Gorillaz on BBC2 now. Stepping in for U2 I think. Bonor's got a sore throat. Shame !drinks
Friday, June 25, 2010, 10:03 pm |
Not going to Glastonbury.
Argh!!! Lord help me!!! Beam me up Scotty!!! He's covering jump around by House of Pain! I want to be there!!!!! NOW!!!!!!bash
Friday, June 25, 2010, 10:01 pm |
Snoop Dogg
When I met you last night baby... Before you opened up your gap... I had respect for ya lady! But now I take it all back! Cause you gave me all your pussy... And ya even licked my balls!
Friday, June 25, 2010, 9:54 pm |
Not going to Glastonbury.
Guess who back in the motherfuckin house?! With a fat dick for your motherfuckin mouth!!!
Friday, June 25, 2010, 9:53 pm |
Not going to Glastonbury.
Fuck me! Just watching Snoop Dogg at Glasto on BBC3. I wish I was there having a massive joint and head bobbing along. I went in 1999 (the year before they put up the decent fence to keep the cunts out) and it was chaos! I'm glad I've experienced it, there's no other festival like it regardless of how commercial it is nowadays. It seems like so much hassle to get tickets etc. Plus this year will go go down with festival goers as a great one due to the sun.
Friday, June 25, 2010, 9:42 pm |
Seb Coe
He's probably got a willy, Tory or not. A small one though !laugh
Friday, June 25, 2010, 9:02 pm |
CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Good things come to those who wait !drinks
Friday, June 25, 2010, 9:00 pm |
South Africa World Cup
!quote Quote: Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:19 pm
I watched the Slovenia game up at the bar at work, there was about 30 of us, most of them pissing it up. Everyone cheered when Joe Cole was about to come on. I was struggling with nerves towards the end but thankfully we held on. I'd rather have played Ghana, shame USA scored. Where did you watch the game?!quote In a bar in the centre of Gloucester with some mates. It was great. The cunts round here unite when England win. We couldn't hear the constant buzzing of that shit as everyone was singing and shouting as loud as fuck. Much better. !grin
Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:55 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I'm kinda hoping Spain and Brazil meet in the last 16 !chin
Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:51 pm |
Seb Coe
Just call him a cunt with a small willy then !laugh
Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:50 pm |
Cunts who dont offer to drive
Weird shit! I clicked on the picture and it redirected me to Twitter !what
Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:49 pm |
Cunts who dont offer to drive
I never offer to drive. Fuck that! I am a passenger!
Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:48 pm |
Cunt Ratings
I think their should be an award at 5000 comments. The biggest cunt of all time perhaps. Why are you a mod again Dazza? Is Mrs Roops too busy or something?
Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:47 pm |
Eddie Izzard
How the fuck this unfit cunt managed all those marathons is beyond me !what
Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:44 pm |
Liverpool Football Club
Torres has come off for Spain. Good. We may not be able to sell him !grin
Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:43 pm |
Trying to sleep
That's right kids, go off the thread. I fuckin' love it! !laugh
Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:41 pm |
Trying to sleep
I don't think I even slept. I did break up the journey with a 2 night stop in Hong Kong. Fuckin' madness I tell you. Arrived in HK pissed, carried on getting pissed, had a small fight, got the plane to Sydney and arrived with 2 whopping black eyes. How classy...
Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:32 pm |
Julia Gillard
I can't believe the Aussies have got a woman running their country. It doesn't sound like the Austarlia I visited. The racist, sexist cunts!
Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:29 pm |
Fermat
Without proof I mean! You know, a bit like religion. Fuck all proof!
Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:26 pm |
Fermat
Or it could make humans cunts for believing it for so long !chin
Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:24 pm |
Trying to sleep
Sleeping has been a cunt for me this week too. I'm blaming the warm weather. I opened the window really wide the other night thinking the cool air my settle me down only to be annoyed by the fuckin' cries of those cuntbag gulls !bash
Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:22 pm |
Cunt Ratings
Well Dazza, 2500 comments and no change in status. Hmm...!chin
Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:16 pm |
South Africa World Cup
!quote Quote: Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:09 pm
!quote Quote: Friday, June 25, 2010, 7:56 pm
Nice goal by Villa. Top class. I'm expecting Spain to run riot tonight. They will face either Brazil or Portugal.!quote It was good. What's your prediction for Germany V England.!quote I believe we can do it. Our history does not do us any favours but we have the more experienced side I think. The time we beat them 5 - 1 was my favourite England game. I was in a huge bar in Newquay with around 1500 other fuckers all getting pissed to fuck and loving every minute. I hope we can do something special but at the end of the day a win would be good enough.
Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:12 pm |
South Africa World Cup
This is going to be one way traffic for Spain. That red card was a bit harsh considering he let the game play on and Spain scored.
Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:09 pm |
money
!quote Quote: Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:04 pm
Hello Flinty, where have you been?!quote Short explanation on Diego Maradonna thread !grin
Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:05 pm |
money
Mo' money mo' problems.
Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:04 pm |
National Pride
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 24, 2010, 10:33 pm
I get paid a shit load of money for stating the bleeding obvious, amazing how many thickies there are in the world.!quote You know what? I believe that you are a wealthy man. Well done !grin
Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:02 pm |
Flies
Fuckin' flies don't half piss me off! Get the fuck outta my house you cunts !bash
Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:01 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Nice goal by Villa. Top class. I'm expecting Spain to run riot tonight. They will face either Brazil or Portugal.
Friday, June 25, 2010, 7:56 pm |
National Pride
!quote Quote: Friday, June 25, 2010, 8:54 am
Yay, the threads going nowhere again. Knobheads.!quote The thread always goes in a different direction, just check any one of them with 10+ comments. As for the knobheads insult? Fuckin' lame mate! Try harder!!laugh
Friday, June 25, 2010, 7:54 pm |
diego maradonna
!quote Quote: Friday, June 25, 2010, 11:30 am
!quote Quote: Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 9:20 pm
24 years ago today and this cunt knocked England out of the world cup. Cunt.!quote Hang on a bit....where the fuck has Flinty gone?!quote Still around !grin Went on a bender for the England game thinking it would be their last on Wedsnesday. I thought I'd better have a pub session! Been knackered until now. !bye
Friday, June 25, 2010, 7:52 pm |
diego maradonna
24 years ago today and this cunt knocked England out of the world cup. Cunt.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 9:20 pm |
Pink
Cunt Butter - semen/sperm/jizm remaining in a tart's cunt/pussy/snatch from a previous sexual encounter. "there's nothing worse than parting her flaps and finding someone else's cunt butter already there". Sounds vile !bleh
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 8:34 pm |
Jo Whiley
She may play some shit but if the radio is on at work Radio 1 is better than Heart FM.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 8:29 pm |
Simon Pegg
Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz are good. Run Fat Boy Run is for kids. This cunt is from my hometown. Not quite as famous as Fred West though.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 8:27 pm |
My Penis
Amusing picture !laugh
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 8:24 pm |
Caravans
Caravan holidays were fuckin' shit during my childhood. I'm sure nothing has changed. Fuckin' crap little things being parked up in a field. Whoopee shit.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 8:22 pm |
Alan Hansen
Just listen to the scotch cunt with his opinions on what football teams need to do. Pundit cunt should try management or fuck off.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 8:18 pm |
South Africa World Cup
As it stands Argentina and South Korea go through. I have a £5 bet on Argentina at 7/1. Plus they were my team in cat cunts draw. I'm in. Big time.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 8:12 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Leaving work at 2.30pm tomorrow. England better fuckin' win !bash
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 8:10 pm |
Golden Arches
It was a fact. Not an attack on you. You know I always download music if needed/wanted.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 8:08 pm |
Hollyoaks- What a load of shit!
The bitches in this soap are fit. Thumbs up.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 7:46 pm |
I love having my bacon sandwich every morning!
I have a sausage sandwich every Friday at work these days. It's lush and made from locally produced pork. Bonus.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 7:43 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I have Messi and M.Rodriguez in my fantasy team. Score some fuckin' goals you cunts!
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 7:41 pm |
Threads that go nowhere
It sounds great. Try reposting it all. Things have changed round here.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 7:32 pm |
Golden Arches
Fuck paying for music. Especially to the cunts who have already made millions. I download it for free.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 7:31 pm |
Cunts who take pictures of themselves on public transport
Bus wankers!
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 7:25 pm |
Threads that go nowhere
!quote Quote: Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 7:15 pm
!quote Quote: Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 7:07 pm
England better fuckin' win tomorrow or I'll go fuckin' mental !bash!quote South Africa & France are already out.!quote No hard feelings there. France were a shambles in all areas, SA only need their bus fare home.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 7:23 pm |
Threads that go nowhere
!quote Quote: Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 7:14 pm
!quote Quote: Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 5:45 pm
Is that picture the end of a tampon string?!quote Hmm, reminds me of a thoroughly disgusting piccy I uploaded on a thread titled "On being on he blob". Cue howls of contrived protest from two individuals. You'd thought the site was a platform for the Moral Majority!shock!quote Sounds like a great thread.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 7:21 pm |
Biffa Cole
I say fairplay to the bitch for getting out of the slums. It's gotta beat living on a council estate and working in a supermarket for pennies. The public are to blame for her popularity. Even us cunts are giving her the time of day. Plus, she IS hotter than a zinger!
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 7:19 pm |
Gibsons Neverending run of bad luck.
I hear you but you must be aware of the snowball effect it creates. Especially when intoxicated.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 7:13 pm |
Threads that go nowhere
England better fuckin' win tomorrow or I'll go fuckin' mental !bash
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 7:07 pm |
Unknown Cunt Nominations
Hi Mrs Roops. Nice to see you online. Where is the picture you mentioned?
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 7:06 pm |
Take Facebook for example. CC would become a bit like this if you knew who the users were. Too many cunts that know each other in the real world and coming on here with their secret identities and winding up their mates until it has a massive snowball effect.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 7:04 pm |
Gibsons Neverending run of bad luck.
I disagree. On the other hand you could fall out in the real world instead. This could then lead to loads of stuff being posted. I don't always start the fire though. Sometimes you mock my comments or bait me with yawns etc. You do know this.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 7:01 pm |
Threads that go nowhere
This is the sort of shit new users come up with. I used to moan about it too. It's pointless. Post what the fuck you want where the fuck you want about what the fuck you want.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 6:56 pm |
Gibsons Neverending run of bad luck.
Telling people about the site is bad though Benny. Just look at me and you. It constantly affects our friendship. It doesn't matter to the other cunts because they don't know each other and can just go about their business without falling out in the real world !chin
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 6:50 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I'll go with Argentina, Mexico, SA and South Korea to win.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 7:42 am |
Co-worker fantasies
Had my morning shit. Feel miles better for getting that out the system. Looks like a scorcher today, shame I'm off to work soon. My bloody hayfever is playing up too.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 7:40 am |
ITV Sports world cup coverage
All England matches should be on the Beeb. What do we pay our fuckin' TV licences for !bash
Monday, June 21, 2010, 9:22 pm |
Cunts that add song lyrics to every thread
Because we need each other! We believe in one another! And I know we're going to uncover! What's sleepin' in our soul! !drinks
Monday, June 21, 2010, 9:19 pm |
Naive football fans
When we collide we come together. If we don't we'll only fall apart.
Monday, June 21, 2010, 9:18 pm |
Naive football fans
Fuck man !bash I'm still believing !bash
Monday, June 21, 2010, 9:05 pm |
French cowards
At least we can take comfort in knowing the French are playing even worse football than us.
Monday, June 21, 2010, 9:01 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Spain should be dicking them, I predict a couple more goals.
Monday, June 21, 2010, 9:00 pm |
Australia
Who did you text then? A future love interest?
Monday, June 21, 2010, 8:05 pm |
Cunt Ratings
I will no longer mention anything in relation to your personal life. For that I apologise. I am hopeful this will work both ways. I will continue to call Prince and Gary Neville a cunt though and you are free to slag off music or footballers I like. The truce and nothing but the truce. Cheers our kid !bye
Monday, June 21, 2010, 8:03 pm |
Cunt Ratings
!quote Quote: Monday, June 21, 2010, 8:57 am
I haven't called a truce. How can I stop being naughty if you can't stop?!quote I have called a truce. I will stop being naughty but it's a two way street. Enough childish behaviour.
Monday, June 21, 2010, 5:33 pm |
Co-worker fantasies
Shit done, kinda hot from the chicken yesterday. Nearly tome for work. Toodle pip spunk puppets !bye
Monday, June 21, 2010, 7:25 am |
Spunk puppets
I love spunk pippets, they're nice !grin
Monday, June 21, 2010, 7:24 am |
Michael Jackson.
It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking at the door...!laugh Morning shit update tomorrow...!grin Toodle pip spunk puppets...!laugh
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 11:56 pm |
Jobcentre Plus
do u want firse wiv that !laugh
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 11:53 pm |
I love having my bacon sandwich every morning!
do u want flies wiv that !laugh
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 11:52 pm |
sunday nights
Toodle pip spunk puppets !laugh
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 11:44 pm |
Cunts that add song lyrics to every thread
I made it through the wilderness... Somehow I made it through! Didn't know how lost I was?! Until I found you! I was beat incomplete... I'd been had, I was sad and blue... But you made me feel... Yeah, you made me feel... Shiny and new! Like a virgin! Touched for the very first time! Like a virgin! When your heart beats! Next to mine...!drinks
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 11:40 pm |
NBC
I gave up on it now. Fuckin' rubbish. I will sell it on E bay for a massive profit.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 11:34 pm |
Village people
Gay cunts with spectacles on. Cunts.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 11:32 pm |
Jokes
It was a joke !laugh Nothing more, nothing less !laugh
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 11:30 pm |
PURPLE AKI
Purple is the prefered colour of little weird evil cunts. !bleh
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 11:27 pm |
amy wong
What's wong with a lil bit?
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 11:26 pm |
Ronald McFuckingDonald
That KFC earlier was a life saver. I was nuff starvin'. Ya get me? !laugh
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 11:25 pm |
People who point in a non specific way
If you take the 'o' out of point you get 'pint' !laugh
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 11:22 pm |
cuntin poo
do u want fires wiv that?
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 11:18 pm |
Scotchmen
We can slag off the Scotch as much as we want. Africans are a no no.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 11:16 pm |
The condom with TEETH: South African doctor designs new female contraceptive to ward off would-be rapists.
Sounds about right? !laugh
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 11:13 pm |
Talking out of ones ass
God bless the random cunt !bow
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 11:11 pm |
a long poo
do u want fies wiv that
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 11:08 pm |
ben mitchell
Four eyed little wimpy cunt. He couldn't punch his way outta wet paper bag with scissors in his hands !laugh
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 11:07 pm |
Cunts who only want to
It's a new dawn... It's a new day.. It's a new life... For me... And I'm feeling good ... !drinks
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 11:00 pm |
Cunts who get offended
Idiots! !bash
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 10:59 pm |
sexy arses
Love 'em, just love 'em !grin
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 10:29 pm |
NBC
It is like a soap opera now. On episode 5, season 3.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 9:37 pm |
Sven Cunting Eriksson
Gotta give hom the phumbs up for dogging Ulrika !drinks
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 9:35 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Brazil are through. What a surprise.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 9:22 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Calm down! Calm down!
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 9:17 pm |
Having a massive cock
Never been a problem for me !grin
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 8:31 pm |
Andy Murray
This cunt will be all hyped up by the British media ahead of Wimbledon. Another waste of fuckin' space this useless cunt is.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 8:31 pm |
Gary Neville
He didn't even make the top 30 for England. He's that crap.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 8:30 pm |
Alan Hansen
Hansen is a cunt. He should put his money where his mouth is and manage a team.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 8:29 pm |
Scotchmen
What a bunch of useless cunts !bleh
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 8:18 pm |
Scotchmen
The have whiskey and irn bru. It's all they drink. Over the years it has turned them all ginger.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 8:16 pm |
South Africa World Cup
She's only in it for the money otherwise she would've been long gone when the papers exposed him as a granny shagger.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 8:14 pm |
Wendy Alexander (Ex Scottish Labour Leader).
Fuckin' bitch.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 8:10 pm |
Scotchmen
All scotchmen are the same. Thick ginger irn bru drinking cunts.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 8:09 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Seconded...
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 8:07 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Rooney could never score a goal as good as that. He's useless.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 8:00 pm |
Scotchmen
Your largest post. What a bad story. Scotchmen are not to be trusted.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:59 pm |
South Africa World Cup
!quote Quote: Sunday, June 20, 2010, 4:56 pm
Got the draw right. Tonight should be a Brazil win.!quote I'm sticking with this. 1 - 0 to Brazil now.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:55 pm |
Cunt Ratings
Fuck him. His loss.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:47 pm |
Cunt Ratings
What did she do that was so bad?
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:45 pm |
Cunt Ratings
Spit roast.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:43 pm |
Cunt Ratings
!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:41 pm |
Cunt Ratings
!quote Quote: Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:35 pm
!quote Quote: Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:34 pm
What happened then? Which of us were in the dream?!quote You. I met you in Gloucester.!quote Fuck me! Creepy! What happened? What did I say?
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:37 pm |
The Fab Four
What sort of bike was it?
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:35 pm |
Cunt Ratings
What happened then? Which of us were in the dream?
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:34 pm |
Lady Penelope
I love the random cunt function!
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:31 pm |
Cunt Ratings
!quote Quote: Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:23 pm
Let me guess who you are talking about??? The annoying buzzing fly, the human vuvuza.!quote !laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:25 pm |
Animal Rights Protestors and Eco-Terrorists
Fuckin' retards with nothing better to do. Childish cunts.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:24 pm |
Cunt Ratings
I know. I have called a truce so maybe he will stop being naughty for a bit. It was quite funny though.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:22 pm |
Cunt Ratings
I had shit loads deleted this morning.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:18 pm |
Cunt Ratings
1400 !bow
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:15 pm |
The Fab Four
You gotta make it happen !drinks
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:15 pm |
Putting Too Much ChilliPowder On The Pasta
Fuck it. Take the money. Take the fuckin' money and do some spendin' on bling.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:13 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:08 pm
!quote Quote: Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:04 pm
Trust Gibbo to have the birds at his beck and call. I tell thee, a lotahario is too weak a word for him. Bet he is the head honcho of the fab four as well?!quote My luck with women is in disarray although I had some girl in Sainsburys smile at me yesterday.!quote You were well in. Should've got a fuck out of that. Next time ask for her number.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:11 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:07 pm
They are all spoken for.!quote Find out if they have any sisters or cousins you could fuck. When you do make sure you fuck them asap.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:09 pm |
Putting Too Much ChilliPowder On The Pasta
Rihanna is hotter than a zinger!
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:08 pm |
The Fab Four
Make a move on the fit one and try to fuck her asap. Leave the ugly one for someone else.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:06 pm |
Putting Too Much ChilliPowder On The Pasta
Hot shits are great.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:03 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:01 pm
I'm in a fab four at work but with three women as appose to two.!quote Are they fit?
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:02 pm |
Shit Dads
!quote Quote: Sunday, June 20, 2010, 6:58 pm
!quote Quote: Sunday, June 20, 2010, 6:56 pm
Christ Gibbo, you're only a bairn yet. You can have my three to practice on if you like? They need beating regularly though.!quote How old are they and what gender?!quote That sounds like a bit of a creepy question Gibbo. !chin
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:01 pm |
The Fab Four
If you love the fab 4 put your hands in the air and say YEAH! !drinks!bow!bye!laugh
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 6:59 pm |
Ronald McFuckingDonald
It's not just a good deal, it's a big deal. !grin
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 6:58 pm |
The Fab Four
Super Bingo !drinks!bye!bow!laugh
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 6:56 pm |
Ronald McFuckingDonald
I've just been to KFC. I had a hot rods box meal. 1 zinger, 1 hot rod, coleslaw, fries and diet pepsi. £4.89. !grin
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 6:55 pm |
Fruit Machines
Casino Crazy is the best friut machine. When super bingo drops in you know you're gonna be in the money.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 6:53 pm |
esther rantzen
!quote Quote: Sunday, September 21, 2008, 10:14 pm
Who would fuck Esther for 5 grand? What would be the least?!quote £50,000. !grin
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 6:52 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Got the draw right. Tonight should be a Brazil win.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 4:56 pm |
South Africa World Cup
!quote Quote: Sunday, June 20, 2010, 3:30 pm
I was just eating a Kiwi as well.!quote I was just eating a pizza as well.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 3:37 pm |
England team
If these cunts don't win Wednesday I'll go fuckin' mad !bash
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 3:36 pm |
South Africa World Cup
!quote Quote: Sunday, June 20, 2010, 3:28 pm
Afternoon cunts.!quote Hi !bye
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 3:35 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Yep. I can't see them retaining the cup.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 3:22 pm |
Loo Roll Emergencies
Nothing worse than taking a shit and then realising there's no bog roll.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 3:21 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I'll go with a draw.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 3:12 pm |
cats
Dogs are better.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 3:10 pm |
South Africa World Cup
More chance of Benny not being a prick.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 3:09 pm |
South Africa World Cup
New Zealand are 1 - 0 up against Italy.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 3:07 pm |
Bono the poet...
Four eyed thick paddy cunt.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 3:07 pm |
Sunglasses
Sun glasses are ok. It's the four eyed spectacle wearing cunts that look stupid.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 3:06 pm |
Paraletic women
!quote Quote: Saturday, May 15, 2010, 4:09 pm
I know someone who stuck his cock into a drunk girl whilst she slept. What a cunt eh? Unforgivable really !bleh!quote Guess who I was talking about?
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 3:02 pm |
South Africa World Cup
!quote Quote: Sunday, June 20, 2010, 7:40 am
!quote Quote: Friday, June 11, 2010, 7:37 pm
France will win. I have Anelka and Malouda in my fantasy team.!quote Anelka has been sent home.!quote I took him out. Got Robinho now.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 2:52 pm |
Campanologists
!quote Quote: Sunday, June 20, 2010, 2:30 pm
I knew a bell ringer called Alban once. Total nonce.!quote I know a bellend called *****. Total nonce.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 2:51 pm |
Prince
Fuckin' retard with a shit collection of tunes. Only a seriously thick cunt would enjoy his music.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 2:49 pm |
Strongbow Cider
A drink for ageing sad cunts I'm afraid.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 2:47 pm |
Friends who borrow money and take ages to pay it back because they are jobless cunts
What a cunt. Lending money to poor people is a definite no no.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 2:45 pm |
Cunts that add song lyrics to every thread
It's something unpredictable that in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life??????
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 12:54 am |
Katie Price
!quote Quote: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 12:22 pm
id suck her toes!quote I'd cum on her face !grin
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 12:53 am |
Katie Price
!quote Quote: Monday, April 12, 2010, 10:02 pm
!quote Quote: Monday, April 12, 2010, 10:00 pm
Benny or Bender, lol, Not going to far back at all Catwoman. Does anyone remember that thick cunt from Crossroads with the beany hat, he was called Benny.!quote Yes, Benny from Crossroads. My friend admitted to quite fancying him the other night. Christ on a bike, what next?!quote Yes. That's right. That thick cunt Benny from Crossroads.Christ on a bike. What next??????
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 12:50 am |
The cunt that ran into the back of my car
This is wrong, I can't believe these cunts. Total piss takers for sure. I hate them.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 12:43 am |
Unknown Cunt Nominations
Top nomination !bow!drinks!laugh
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 12:36 am |
Cunts that add song lyrics to every thread
Do you know what we're fighting for?
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 12:35 am |
Cunts that add song lyrics to every thread
Do you have the time to listen to me whine?
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 12:33 am |
PMS
PMS?
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 12:31 am |
Florence and the Machine?
Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air! I know I can count on you! Sometimes I feel like saying "Lord I just don't care" But you've got the love I need to see me through! Sometimes it seems that the going is just too rough! And things go wrong no matter what I do? Now and then it seems that life is just too much? But you've got the love I need to see me through? When food is gone you are my daily meal? When friends are gone I know my saviour's love is real! Your love is real! You got the love! You got the love! You got the love! You got the love! You got the love! You got the love!
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 12:28 am |
England team
If that shrek looking granny shaging cunt of a man doesn't save the day Wednesday I'll never forgive him.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 12:24 am |
Florence and the Machine?
This is the gift and it comes with a price !grin
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 12:21 am |
Prince
He has the features of a little pathetic twat that makes shit tunes. Simple.
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 12:20 am |
National Lottery
I agree?????????
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 12:18 am |
Florence and the Machine?
Sometimes I feel like saying Lord I just don't care !drinks
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 12:17 am |
Shit Dads
I scream, you scream, we all want the ice cream! Bone her 'til she fall asleep, she could have a nice dream !grin
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 12:15 am |
Shit Dads
You filthy bugger !laugh
Sunday, June 20, 2010, 12:11 am |
Peter Petrelli
I love Clair Bear !grin
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 11:53 pm |
England team
I know. It's gonna be the end of the road. What a waste of fuckin' time. If they do manage a win at least they go through but I can't see it.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 11:52 pm |
Russel Brand
Just watching the new single from Katy Perry. She's hotter than a zinger!
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 11:50 pm |
Garlic Breath.
Small dick cunt. You're better off without the shallow fool.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 11:47 pm |
Sugababes
Wicked nomination! Ya get me????????
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 11:46 pm |
England team
Leaving work at 2.30pm. Will be home in time to watch the final insult !bleh Fuckin' over hyped cunts eh????
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 11:45 pm |
Garlic Breath.
I pity the fool. He's at home now wankin' off or crying. What a twat.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 11:44 pm |
Prince
Little man. Little willy.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 11:42 pm |
Sam Power
Pulling up the skirts !laugh
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 11:41 pm |
Vic Reeves
Four eyed cunt?????
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 11:36 pm |
Needless use of question marks
!quote Quote: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 8:22 pm
Are you sure????????????????????!quote Yes?????
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 11:35 pm |
Needless use of question marks
Coz I fuckin' loves it?????
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 11:34 pm |
Garlic Breath.
Burn those cunts! They are fools! Should save you some patio space too !chin
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 11:33 pm |
Garlic Breath.
Torture would be better. No cunt is gonna diss cat cunt coz she had a little bit of bad breath. What a fool !bash
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 11:29 pm |
Garlic Breath.
Good avatar by the way !bow
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 11:27 pm |
Garlic Breath.
xxx rofl !laugh
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 11:26 pm |
NBC
Been watching the first 4 episodes on DVD. Season 3 was £12 in ASDA today. I must say, I agree with all the comments about it.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 11:25 pm |
Prince
Prince is a gay cunt. End of story.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 11:22 pm |
Garlic Breath.
Fuck him! If he can't understand that sometimes bitches have bad breath he's a cunt.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 11:20 pm |
Ross Noble
I agree.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 7:54 pm |
Needless use of question marks
It should've by now???????
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 7:53 pm |
Emile Heskey
The cunt couldn't hit a barn door.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 7:36 pm |
The fucking England Team
He's a Jealous Guy. What do you think of long haired old men?
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 7:36 pm |
The fucking England Team
Last time I saw him he did.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 7:30 pm |
The fucking England Team
!quote Quote: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 7:22 pm
!quote Quote: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 7:17 pm
I agree. He's a small game player.!quote How do you get on with each other in real life?!quote Fine. Usually all jokes. He likes to play the bad guy on here though. He's jealous of my fab 4 status and my great friendships.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 7:28 pm |
Marie Sjostrom
She looks a bit out of it.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 7:18 pm |
The fucking England Team
I agree. He's a small game player.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 7:17 pm |
The fucking England Team
Thank fuck toe rag has logged out !bow
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 7:16 pm |
The fucking England Team
I've given up on those fuckers. They're crap! Rooney is the worst of all. Don't believe the hype.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 7:09 pm |
Strongbow Cider
Stella time !grin
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 7:03 pm |
People who constantly repeat teh same shite over and over again.
I know someone who complains about others who do this but is guilty of the same crime. Double standard cunt. Pure idiocy.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 7:01 pm |
Prince
!quote Quote: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 6:53 pm
Check 7.30 comment!quote Strange. But if you like it it's ok. We can't all be amazing.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 6:55 pm |
Prince
OK Mr Honest !laugh
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 6:54 pm |
Prince
Why do you dress like him then? You said he should be considered an icon?
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 6:49 pm |
Prince
!quote Quote: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 6:46 pm
Check 7.30 comment.!quote Roflcoptor........................!laugh
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 6:47 pm |
Prince
What sort of cunt calls himself Prince? What a twat !bash
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 6:46 pm |
Prince
!quote Quote: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 8:19 am
I'm a friendly guy.!quote Evidently !laugh
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 6:43 pm |
Prince
I just said how I feel about a twat called Prince. Sorry if he's your idol but I don't like the little 4 foot prick, he's gay didn't you know?
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 6:41 pm |
THICKO RETARDS
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 17, 2010, 6:55 pm
Just me and one of these online. Toodle pip.!quote I know how you feel. It happened to me today.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 6:38 pm |
Celebs and Stars who appear in Advertisements
SFW?
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 6:36 pm |
Prince
I just read it again. I've changed my mind. It's shit. Really shit. Sorry but it's just the way I feel.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 6:35 pm |
Prince
!quote Quote: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 6:27 pm
The 7.30 comment is the only decent one.!quote It's amazing. I can't stop reading it. Wow!
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 6:29 pm |
Chris Evans
Four eyed cunt. Fuck off!
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 6:28 pm |
The Fab Four
Bingo !drinks
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 6:23 pm |
Prince
Pathetic little purple loving twat. Rubbish. Fuckin' rubbish.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 5:49 pm |
The fucking England Team
Followed by a "are you really sure" !laugh
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 5:47 pm |
Wayne Rooney
You useless moaning cunt! Get and score some goals and we might give you a clap. Cunt.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 5:46 pm |
The fucking England Team
Where's your avatar gone?
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 5:44 pm |
Gary Lineker
You try managing the England team then you jug eared pundit cunt!
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 5:43 pm |
Myleene Klass
Just look at her, she's hotter than a zinger!
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 5:42 pm |
Cunto Cunt
You fuckin' over hyped tosser! Score some fuckin' goals! Useless cunt! Don't believe the hype!
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 4:36 pm |
That stupid bint who co-hosts the culture show
Lauren Laverne = munter.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 4:34 pm |
Ross Noble
Go get a fuckin' haircut you unfunny cunt!
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 4:33 pm |
My ex-wife
I fucked her. Sorry.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 4:32 pm |
People From Birmingham / Midlanders
They're all cunts. All of them. They have shit accents and cannot be trusted whatsoever.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 4:31 pm |
Large Women
Go on a fuckin' diet if you're a fat bitch.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 4:30 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Harry Kewell get off! You just did a blatant hand ball in the box and it has cost your country their place in the last 16. Take comfort in knowing you weren't as shit as the England team.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 3:27 pm |
WINTER
I agree with both posts. I like the winter because I hate wasps but the lack of daylight fucks me off. I like the summer because I hate the lack of daylight but wasps fuck me off.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 3:23 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I'll go with 3 wins. Holland, Australia and Cameroon. I got 1 out of 3 yesterday. Rather crap really? !grin
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 12:36 pm |
Unknown Cunt Nominations
It was slightly amusing even though it was hardly the works of a comedy genius.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 12:33 pm |
Needless use of question marks
!quote Quote: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 8:36 am
Must try not to forget to buy the clotted cream to take to my sister on Monday. Does anyone want me to wave as the train passes Gloucester??!grin!quote Just flash your tits !grin
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 12:18 pm |
Needless use of question marks
What's wrong with question marks?
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 12:17 pm |
Morrissey
This gay piece of shit would definitely make my top 10 cunts.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 12:16 pm |
Naive football fans
If you keep it real you won't be disappointed.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 12:14 pm |
The fucking England Team
Yes, very true. What a bunch of ugly looking cunts !laugh
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 12:12 pm |
The fucking England Team
Fuck me! It's true!
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 12:09 pm |
Unknown Cunt Nominations
He didn't put one for you I'm afraid. Just me, Gibbs and Lady P.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 12:07 pm |
The fucking England Team
Fuck 'em! I'm not showing these useless cunts my support. They deserevd the booing. Fuckin' overpaid under achieving cunts!!bleh
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 12:06 pm |
Unknown Cunt Nominations
Everyone's favourite dickhead Benny put up some nominations but just changed our names slightly. He is always abusing other users. I am surprised he hasn't been banned again for constantly breaking the rules.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 12:02 pm |
Prince
Small everything. Twat. Small Twat.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 12:15 am |
Prince
!quote Quote: Friday, June 18, 2010, 7:07 pm
Never really listened to any of his stuff.!quote That's because it's shit compared to the stuff you already got! !grin
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 12:13 am |
Prince
CUNT! Massive cunt! I mean it! I really mean it you cunt!!!!!laugh
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 12:11 am |
Prince
A Jacko wannabe for sure. Silly little cunt with a small brain. Twit.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 12:08 am |
Prince
Anybody who likes this little gay cunt is a prick. Simple.
Saturday, June 19, 2010, 12:02 am |
England team
The biggest cunts to grace the planet. I hate them. My pizza is lush though. I like it. It's nice.
Friday, June 18, 2010, 11:56 pm |
Prince
Words cannot describe how much of a cunt this poor excuse of a man is. He's rubbish. A little pathetic man. No skills. Small Willy. ETC.
Friday, June 18, 2010, 11:45 pm |
Cesar Millan AKA The Dog Whisperer
CUNT!bash
Friday, June 18, 2010, 11:40 pm |
Recruitment Agencies
OVER PAID CUNTS !bash!bash!bash!bash
Friday, June 18, 2010, 11:40 pm |
Ants
In 2 minutes my lush pizza will be ready. It's going to be amazing? Really amazing right? I love pizza !grin
Friday, June 18, 2010, 11:38 pm |
McDonalds
My frozen pizza is ready! Fuck the team? Over paid under achievers? Never say die !drinks
Friday, June 18, 2010, 11:33 pm |
South Africa World Cup
CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! !bash!bash!bash
Friday, June 18, 2010, 11:29 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Utter shite. Rubbish. I hate them over paid under achieving cunts. !bleh
Friday, June 18, 2010, 11:27 pm |
Peter Andre
!laugh!drinks!laugh!drinks
Friday, June 18, 2010, 3:08 pm |
South Africa World Cup
If Slovenia win they're through. We'll be under a lot of pressure then. !chin
Friday, June 18, 2010, 2:53 pm |
Jude Law
Hey Jude. You're a cunt.
Friday, June 18, 2010, 2:50 pm |
Peter Andre
Hello Cunty. Got any new jokes?
Friday, June 18, 2010, 2:48 pm |
South Africa World Cup
OK, this is getting difficult. I didn't have time to predict earlier. To be fair I would've gone with Germany to win. I'll go with a Slovenia v USA draw. Dare I say it, an England win. I hope that isn't a kiss of death. Please God Please.
Friday, June 18, 2010, 2:47 pm |
South Africa World Cup
!quote Quote: Friday, June 18, 2010, 7:21 am
I would certainly not dissuade anyone from backing Germany and England(-1) in a double today. Please gamble responsibly. !grin!quote Another stonker of a prediction.
Friday, June 18, 2010, 2:36 pm |
Prince
Brilliant nomination. One of the biggest cunts ever. A cunt of epic proportions. I cannot even begin to describe what a twat this pathetic little man is.
Friday, June 18, 2010, 2:33 pm |
South Africa World Cup
OK, here goes. 3 wins. Argentina, Greece and France. I think I got 2 out of 3 yesterday but the shock of Spain losing fucked things up.
Thursday, June 17, 2010, 7:41 am |
Co-worker fantasies
Interesting stuff Benny but check out what happened to me this morning! I've just had my morning shit but today it was different! Different? Yes! Different! I had to use 3 flushes and a little help from the bog brush to get rid of the fucker! Now that is what I call a big shit. Unbelievable.
Thursday, June 17, 2010, 7:39 am |
Jeremy Kyle
I went on out of curiosity as I heard this site had ripped it off. It's shit. CC is miles better. Nothing like it, plus I like the fact that we are a select few now including leelee44.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 8:04 pm |
My other next door neighbours
!quote Quote: Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 7:54 pm
!quote Quote: Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 7:51 pm
Man, I wish I could log in at work! I'd be in serious trouble if I typed cunt into the search engine. The IT police would be onto me like a shot.!quote I didn't log on whilst in Australia the second time incase they knew what I was looking up.!quote I've logged in several times whilst in various European countries. Fuck it.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 8:00 pm |
My other next door neighbours
!quote Quote: Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 7:54 pm
!quote Quote: Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 7:51 pm
Man, I wish I could log in at work! I'd be in serious trouble if I typed cunt into the search engine. The IT police would be onto me like a shot.!quote Lethal Finty. Imagine standing in front of the board and having to explain yourself ? Cringeville.!quote Yeah, really bad. Can you imagine it? "I just wanted to log into a forum I use called Cunts Corner. It's for naming the cunts of the world, some of you are included".
Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 7:59 pm |
My other next door neighbours
Man, I wish I could log in at work! I'd be in serious trouble if I typed cunt into the search engine. The IT police would be onto me like a shot.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 7:51 pm |
My other next door neighbours
!quote Quote: Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 7:32 pm
Just myself, Flinty and TheCatWoman online at the moment. Should make for some intelligent, thought provoking banter. Gibson keeps popping in from time to time as well. I love this fucking site.!quote It's the best. I've been here for a year now. I think Gibbo started coming here in 2005.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 7:44 pm |
My other next door neighbours
!quote Quote: Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 7:33 pm
What is soap bar?!quote Hash. You know the brown resin from ganja plants? You have to burn it off and put it into a spliff/bong.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 7:43 pm |
Jeremy Kyle
!quote Quote: Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 7:21 pm
Glad you like it Gibson - I think moving avatars is the new black?!quote Some fucker called Blartmonster used to always have a moving avatar. What happened to that cunt? I once read a post of his on Holy Moly slagging this site and Mrs Roops off like fuck.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 7:31 pm |
My other next door neighbours
!quote Quote: Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 7:27 pm
I fucking hate pigs. Hear about that one today just got 3 1/2 years for soliciting sex out of women who have been caught commiting a motoring offence??? Dishonest pervert coppers. Cunts all of them.!quote The people in power are always abusing it. You just can't trust these cunts. Cops, teachers, politicians etc. Cunts.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 7:29 pm |
My other next door neighbours
Ooh! Soap bar! I used to cane loads of that shit in thick creamy bottle bags. I reckon I would die if I had one now!
Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 7:27 pm |
My other next door neighbours
When you called the cops weren't you worried they would come round and find your stash of green?
Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 7:24 pm |
Jeremy Kyle
!quote Quote: Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 7:20 pm
!quote Quote: Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 10:36 am
I've just been watching this programme while waxing a clients bikini line ....I honestly don't know which was the biggest cunt?!quote Great new avatar catwoman.!quote I agree !grin
Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 7:23 pm |
Madge the Vadge
Back in the day in the 'Cherish' video she looks hot. Nice curves, pretty and getting nice and wet in the sea. These days she looks like she needs to cut down on the extreme fitness routine.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 7:22 pm |
Jude Law
Yep, stupid cunt. Right up there with Ashley Cole.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 7:19 pm |
People on this site who can
Don't mind spelling mistakes as long as I know what the poster meant. Sometimes the better spellers on here confuse the spelling mistakes with typos.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 7:43 am |
South Africa World Cup
OK, here goes. Chile, Spain and Uruguay all to win.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 7:39 am |
Co-worker fantasies
Had my morning shit, it was quite annoying today. You know when you start to wipe your ass and then realise you need to let a bit more shit out? Yep, that was me this morning. On the plus side I've had 2 boiled eggs and a glass of juice for breakfast. Looking forward to work because the stupid old bitch that I play window wars with is off for the rest of the week. I've also realised I can watch the footie on the internet, oh the joy. !grin
Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 7:38 am |
Zionist cunts
If you type the word cunt into the search box you get 219 results. This one is last on the list. It's true.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010, 9:42 pm |
Gibsons Neverending run of bad luck.
There's a rat in me kitchen what am me gonna do...!laugh
Tuesday, June 15, 2010, 9:36 pm |
Graffiti
Graffiti is perfectly acceptable on the homes of murderers, peados etc.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010, 9:34 pm |
Gibsons Neverending run of bad luck.
!quote Quote: Tuesday, June 15, 2010, 9:18 pm
A young Herring Gull came to me last week when I was eating a sandwich, it made such pitiful noises I had to let it have a share!chin!bye!quote Why don't you just feed the fuckin' rats too !what
Tuesday, June 15, 2010, 9:26 pm |
Gambling
£15 left in the kitty and far too many draws going on in the world cup. Must try harder. !bash
Tuesday, June 15, 2010, 9:24 pm |
South Africa World Cup
1 result out of 3 guessed correctly by me today. Glad I didn't lay any money down.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010, 9:22 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I would like to see England win! Fuck the rest of 'em!
Tuesday, June 15, 2010, 9:18 pm |
Fall Out Boy
Wouldn't you rather be a widow than a divorcee!
Tuesday, June 15, 2010, 9:17 pm |
people who dont support the bnp
Great picture. Fuck the BNP. I would like to see the lot of them force fed hundreds of bargain buckets and the raped to death. Cunts.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010, 9:15 pm |
The Fab Four
Yeah! !drinks!bow!drinks!bow
Tuesday, June 15, 2010, 9:12 pm |
Very attractive women.
I fuckin' love Alison Stokke !bow
Tuesday, June 15, 2010, 9:11 pm |
Co-worker fantasies
Fuck! Benny and Mrs Roops are online but I gotta go. Morning to you both. !bye
Tuesday, June 15, 2010, 7:43 am |
Co-worker fantasies
Shit done. It was massive. Feeling good due to a decent nights kip and an alcohol free Monday night. Time for work, cycling in and listening to the new solo album from Slash, it's awesome.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010, 7:41 am |
South Africa World Cup
Easy choices today. 3 wins - Slovakia, Portugal and Brazil.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010, 7:37 am |
Flogging a Dead Horse
!quote Quote: Sunday, June 13, 2010, 9:46 pm
!quote Quote: Sunday, June 13, 2010, 6:34 pm
Dead Horse is a song on Use Your Illusions 1 by Guns n Roses.!quotebrilliant album lies was a bit shit though!quote I disagree. All of their albums are top class.
Monday, June 14, 2010, 7:39 am |
South Africa World Cup
I'm going with Holland and Italy to win. Japan v Cameroon is a draw.
Monday, June 14, 2010, 7:38 am |
blue peter
Katy Hill and Anthea Turner were the best bitches on this shit TV show.
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 9:10 pm |
LIFE
CHOOSE LIFE !drinks
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 9:07 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Well, got 2 out of 3 right today. Didn't put money on it thank god.
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 9:01 pm |
British Girls
!quote Quote: Thursday, January 21, 2010, 3:09 pm
Dem gyal hot like madras, hot like vindaloo. !bow!quote Oh dear. A moment of weakness.
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 8:59 pm |
Mick McCarthy
I heard this prick commentating on one of the games in the world cup. I thought to myself "what a cunt". It's true.
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 8:51 pm |
Large Hadron Collider
We're all gonna die !shock
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 8:47 pm |
The Fab Four
Any particular reason? Are they your pick? A bet perhaps?
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 8:45 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Another red card. That's four in the tournament so far. I like the number 4.
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 8:43 pm |
The Fab Four
If you love the fab 4 put your hands in the air and say yeah! YEAH!
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 8:42 pm |
The Fab Four
OK, I should calm down. I've scared the bitches off.
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 8:39 pm |
The Fab Four
Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen! Tonight we'll put all other things aside! Get in this time and show me some affection! We're goin' for those pleasures in the night! I want to love you, feel you, wrap myself around you! I want to squeeze you, please you, I just can't get enough! And if you move real slow I let it go! I'm so excited and I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it! I'm so excited and I just can't hide it! And I know I know I know I know I know I want you!!!!!
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 8:35 pm |
The Fab Four
BINGO !drinks!bow!drinks!bow
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 8:31 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Never again...never, never again. If I had a pound...
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 8:20 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Space cake? Surely that would send you off to sleep?
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 8:16 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I'll take a guess here. South Korea are in the world cup right? So, it must be them?
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 8:13 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Have a good time in the pub last night (apart from the result)?
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 8:11 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Hello! My teams you gave are doing well. Slovenia and Argentina both won.
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 8:08 pm |
The Wanker That Keeps Putting These In Their Comments
Do you want fries with that?
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 8:03 pm |
South Africa World Cup
That buzzing from those horns is seriously annoying !bash
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 8:02 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Good stuff. I have Klose in my fantasy team.
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 7:59 pm |
Flogging a Dead Horse
Dead Horse is a song on Use Your Illusions 1 by Guns n Roses.
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 6:34 pm |
America
At home. Glad I don't have a HD TV, that must of been a right cunt. I still think we can go through. It's unbelievable that the curse of our keeper reared its ugly head once again.
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 6:30 pm |
Michelle Ryan
I'd cum on her face.
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 12:21 pm |
piper fawn
I'd cum on her face.
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 12:20 pm |
Men who keep coins in their wallets
No coins in my wallet, just a bunch of fiddy pound notes.
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 12:17 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I'll go with Slovenia and Germany to win. Ghana v Serbia is a draw.
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 12:16 pm |
America
Fluke goal cunts !bash
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 12:14 pm |
Seagulls Sitting on your roof and screaming at 4
Fuckin' gulls! I have just seen a couple of baby ones on the neighbours roof. No doubt they'll be stuck there until they learn to fly. Noisy cunts!
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 12:13 pm |
England team
During an England training session Rooney gets the ball and dribbles past Ashley Cole, Ledley King, Shaun Wright Phillips and Emile Heskey. He then bangs the ball in to the back of the net. Fabio Capello goes nuts and shouts "No, No, No! I told you to dribble past the cones Wayne! The cones!".
Sunday, June 13, 2010, 11:42 am |
World Cup being played on regular telly.
Yeah, me too, not moist though, just hard !laugh
Saturday, June 12, 2010, 11:22 am |
The Fab Four
Well, it wasn't me or you so it's must be one of the other 2 !chin
Saturday, June 12, 2010, 11:21 am |
Breathing heavily whilst eating
There's this fat cunt at work who's always breathing heavily. He doesn't even drink or smoke, he's just a greedy fat cunt. Do some fuckin' excercise lard ass!
Saturday, June 12, 2010, 11:18 am |
The Forum
Nothing has changed. I still think the forum is shit. We have been quite busy on here lately, quality postings or not.
Saturday, June 12, 2010, 11:15 am |
The Forum
!quote Quote: Tuesday, June 1, 2010, 8:07 pm
!quote Quote: Tuesday, June 1, 2010, 6:48 pm
I still like your sexy avatar, gives me the horn !bow!quote Thankyou, I'll try and find a larger version and put it in the gallery. Admin might not like it 'cos its a bit smutty.!quote Where is the picture?
Saturday, June 12, 2010, 11:13 am |
England team
England have played USA 9 times. We have 7 wins and 2 losses.
Saturday, June 12, 2010, 11:12 am |
England team
Come on England! For fucks sake!
Saturday, June 12, 2010, 11:09 am |
miley cyrus
I'd rather cum on her face.
Saturday, June 12, 2010, 10:41 am |
My Boss
The St George flag is flying high at Downing Street today. It's true.
Saturday, June 12, 2010, 10:40 am |
The Fab Four
Or Carlsberg !laugh!laugh!laugh
Saturday, June 12, 2010, 10:33 am |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 8:03 am
If Carling made spunk puppets...............!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!quote Carlsburg mate, Carlsburg...
Saturday, June 12, 2010, 10:32 am |
The Fab Four
I've just had another look in the gallery. Highly amusing plus Gibbo's Home & Away appearance.
Saturday, June 12, 2010, 10:30 am |
Miss Sovereign
I'd cum on her face.
Saturday, June 12, 2010, 10:23 am |
South Africa World Cup
!quote Quote: Saturday, June 12, 2010, 5:06 am
!quote Quote: Friday, June 11, 2010, 7:41 pm
I will give my predictions for every World Cup game, see how many I can get right. I was expecting a 0-2 Mexico win but I got that one wrong.!quote Argentina 3-0 Nigeria, England 0-1 USA!quote Got the Mexico v SA draw right, France wrong, I thought they would win. Today I'm going for 3 wins - Greece, Argentina and England. Gibson, you forgot to predict the South Korea v Greece game.
Saturday, June 12, 2010, 10:22 am |
World Cup being played on regular telly.
!quote Quote: Friday, June 11, 2010, 9:06 pm
Flinty : Algeria/Argentian/Slovenia. Lady P : Japan/Paraguay/Italy.!quote Cheers. I have Slovenia in the draw at work too.
Saturday, June 12, 2010, 10:19 am |
a long poo
Just had my morning shit after a night of beers. It flew out like a helicoptor.
Saturday, June 12, 2010, 10:18 am |
Strongbow Cider
Cheers leelee, I'm off now. I'm going to visit a friend with green funnily enough so I may just get that spliff after all !grin
Friday, June 11, 2010, 8:38 pm |
Emmanuel Adebayor
Why is this cunt on BBC1 with the pundits !what!what!what
Friday, June 11, 2010, 8:32 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Friday, June 11, 2010, 8:27 pm
leelee will do what?!quote Sorry, I forgot you were new !chin It's an in joke in reference to Gibson's passion for the beatles and the 4 users that post the most being online at the same time. Sometimes when one of us is missing we let another user be part of the joke. In this case it was you. It's harmless.
Friday, June 11, 2010, 8:29 pm |
Strongbow Cider
!quote Quote: Friday, June 11, 2010, 8:18 pm
Don't drink Flinty. Just the ganga for me.!quote Skin up then! I used to be a major stoner, on it everyday after work until bedtime. If I think about all the money I've spent on that stuff it does my head in. I still indulge in the odd toke now and again. I also used to have major panic attacks when I ran out, as does every toker I suppose. It's a wonderful drug.
Friday, June 11, 2010, 8:25 pm |
The Fab Four
leelee will do. !drinks
Friday, June 11, 2010, 8:18 pm |
Strongbow Cider
What's your tipple leelee?
Friday, June 11, 2010, 8:17 pm |
Strongbow Cider
Really? I never noticed !grin
Friday, June 11, 2010, 8:16 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I can't believe it's Anelka's first world cup!
Friday, June 11, 2010, 8:13 pm |
Strongbow Cider
I see, should've known that really.
Friday, June 11, 2010, 8:12 pm |
Cunts Who Say That Humankind Did Not Go To The Moon
!quote Quote: Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 12:04 am
....what is "Mary Jane supply"?!quote Weed. There is none on the moon.
Friday, June 11, 2010, 8:11 pm |
Strongbow Cider
!quote Quote: Friday, June 11, 2010, 8:02 pm
It's time for tea and meet the wife.!quote What? Please explain !what
Friday, June 11, 2010, 8:03 pm |
Work romances
I don't believe that man really went to the moon. It's a massive hoax. I mean, what's the fuckin' point? There's nothing there. More shit going on down here ennit !drinks
Friday, June 11, 2010, 8:02 pm |
Strongbow Cider
Time for a stella. I have 45 bottles in the house !grin
Friday, June 11, 2010, 8:00 pm |
The Fab Four
We only need cat cunt.
Friday, June 11, 2010, 7:48 pm |
South Africa World Cup
!quote Quote: Friday, June 11, 2010, 7:41 pm
I will give my predictions for every World Cup game, see how many I can get right. I was expecting a 0-2 Mexico win but I got that one wrong.!quote I went for a draw but did not predict the score. Now I'm going for a France win. 2-1 perhaps.
Friday, June 11, 2010, 7:47 pm |
Job Centre Staff
I remember too, I was the new boy then.
Friday, June 11, 2010, 7:41 pm |
a long poo
Concorde is no longer in use.
Friday, June 11, 2010, 7:39 pm |
South Africa World Cup
France will win. I have Anelka and Malouda in my fantasy team.
Friday, June 11, 2010, 7:37 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Those fuckin' horns that the supporters keep blowing are pissing me off. I much prefer the roar of the crowd.
Friday, June 11, 2010, 7:31 pm |
Mexico
I didn't think you had anything against Mexico !laugh France will win tonight.
Friday, June 11, 2010, 6:07 pm |
big brother
!quote Quote: Friday, June 11, 2010, 5:22 pm
I get a lot of down time at work Flinty and Mrs. Roops. Hand on heart I have never visited this site under another guise or anything of the sort. Am I not to be trusted, or do you accept me as a cunt?!quote It's just that there is a particular user that keeps coming, behaves for a while and then starts his usual attacks on Gibbo. I hope you are genuine.
Friday, June 11, 2010, 5:28 pm |
Mexico
The cunts drew with SA just like I predicted. Should've put money on it !bash I take it your bet didn't come in because of these fuckers Benny?
Friday, June 11, 2010, 5:26 pm |
miley cyrus
I saw this bitch on TV recently and thought she was worth a dip, I bet she's a dirty little slapper in the bedroom. She's got a rather loud gob though. Typical American.
Friday, June 11, 2010, 4:48 pm |
gok whan
Cool bananas. You're right, it's addictive. I've been here for a year now. As you may have noticed I am the alpha male !grin
Friday, June 11, 2010, 4:45 pm |
big brother
I am also suspicious of our new member. To join 3 days ago and add so much so soon is making me wonder if they've been here before. We'll see.
Friday, June 11, 2010, 4:40 pm |
Cunt Ratings
Mrs Roops has made it to King Cunt status. I think hers should be changed to Queen Cunt though.
Friday, June 11, 2010, 4:34 pm |
gok whan
Stick around leelee. I'm here. I think the person you mentioned is just trying to get his/her comments total up. so far you have made some good comments but I feel you are adding too many cunts. !bye
Friday, June 11, 2010, 4:33 pm |
Egyptians
The slaves didn't build the pyramids. It was the transformers.
Friday, June 11, 2010, 2:28 pm |
World Cup being played on regular telly.
Hey Cat Cunt! Where's our fuckin' teams for the sweep stake? I wanna know who I've got.
Friday, June 11, 2010, 2:27 pm |
Mick Philpott
I agree with the OP. This bloke is a cunt. I'm not sure we should kick the shit out of him though. Maybe just fuck his teenage daughters instead !chin
Friday, June 11, 2010, 2:20 pm |
big brother
If we win the money will go onto another bet. Probably the Holland vs Denmark game. This will continue throughout the world cup and hopefully there will be a big payout at the end. I am not thinking about spending the money yet because we haven't won.
Friday, June 11, 2010, 2:15 pm |
big brother
!quote Quote: Friday, June 11, 2010, 7:44 am
Morning mate. You punting today?!quote Nope, the punting starts tomorrow. Got a double on Argentina and England to win, we've put a tenner on it and should get £22.50 back including the stake if it comes in. If I was punting today I'd go with a draw for the opening game and a French victory.
Friday, June 11, 2010, 2:01 pm |
Co-worker fantasies
Shit done. Time for work. See you cunts later perhaps.
Friday, June 11, 2010, 7:43 am |
South Africa World Cup
YES! YES! YES! Today is the day !bow
Friday, June 11, 2010, 7:42 am |
big brother
Morning Benny.
Friday, June 11, 2010, 7:42 am |
Metallica
OK, leelee44. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt for now. Welcome to the best website in the universe.
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 8:58 pm |
Metallica
So leelee44, humour me. How did you find CC?
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm |
Metallica
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 8:46 pm
Avatar? I thought that was a film, or am I missing something?!quote It is a film funny boy. Would you prefer me to call it a profile picture !laugh
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm |
Art Teachers
I reckon if I took my GCSE's now I would pass all of them with flying colours. Back then I didn't give a fuck about anything but rock music. Still passed maths, english and history with fuck all revision.
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 8:46 pm |
England Ccricket team
Hey Laszlo, nice to see you hanging on the corner !bye
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 8:43 pm |
Metallica
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 8:39 pm
We probably agree on quite a few things Flinty, you seem to have a brain in your head. As do I.!quote I agree. !grin Put up an avatar new boy. I nearly put Phil A up as my avatar but my KFC guise is more fitting.
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 8:41 pm |
Metallica
I would kill myself for you and I would kill you for myself...
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 8:36 pm |
Metallica
Fuckin' Hostile!!!
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 8:34 pm |
Metallica
Pantera were one of the best, saw them at Ozfest '98 and they played all of their classics. So leelee44 we agree on something else. I am also fond of the first 4 Korn LP's.
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 8:32 pm |
Art Teachers
I got a B in GCSE level.
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 8:27 pm |
Personalised Car Number Plates
They are all wankers. Complete wankers.
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 8:25 pm |
Job Centre Staff
Tarzan also had a pet chimp called Cheetah.
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 8:22 pm |
South Africa World Cup
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 7:53 pm
Whose going to win the World Cup? I'm going for Argentina.!quote Me too. Got a fiver on it at 7/1. Other than that, Spain, Brazil or England. All these teams are the top 4 favourites at the bookies.
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 7:56 pm |
sean
Good man. I agree.
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 7:54 pm |
Gibsons Neverending run of bad luck.
Sorry if I have confused you Mr Gibson. I am still your buddy !bye
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 7:33 pm |
Golden Arches
Jesus & Mary Chain? !chin
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 7:28 pm |
World Cup being played on regular telly.
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 7:23 pm
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 7:13 pm
If you had saved up instead of being in debt then you could have gone to South Africa and watched it for real, watching major sporting events on a TV is for poor people.!quote And risk getting mugged or shot, don't think so.!quote That happens in London quite a LOT. !bash
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 7:25 pm |
sean
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 7:19 pm
We have a blocke at work who is fat, and they call him slim, another one who is short and he is called lofty, so mammothcock, picture is about right. Poor cunt.!quote So you are not really a cunt then? !laugh
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 7:24 pm |
Job Centre Staff
Tarzan made the best out of his situation. He did what he had to just to get by. He also grew up in the jungle which pretty makes him more animal than human. He is also a fictional character.
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 7:22 pm |
World Cup being played on regular telly.
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 6:57 pm
I can't think of anyone except the Fab Four, MC and Leelee? Help me out here folks?!quote Cunty, Benny, Crottin, Mrs Roops, Admin.
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 7:18 pm |
Job Centre Staff
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
As soon as I walked into that accomodation I could have quite easily turned round and gone back to the Airport. If life is as easy as what you say it is why are there so many people willing to do anything that can't get any form of work and have been out of employment for months/years. The first job I applied for they had an enormous stack of application forms, I had no chance.!quote I didn't say it was easy, I said it was "as easy". My point being that you have to make an effort, don't give up. If everybody in the history of mankind thought they had no chance we'd still be living in trees (like poor people).
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 7:16 pm |
Job Centre Staff
So you are saying you only have the right to earn decent money in the country you were born in? In Oz I took some cunts job because he was too fuckin' lazy to turn up.
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 5:57 pm |
Job Centre Staff
If I was out of work I would get a job of any sort. Dazza is cleaning. A shit job perhaps but at least he's making an effort and not relying on fuckin' handouts.
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 5:54 pm |
Job Centre Staff
Most people I know that are unemployed are out of work through choice. They are lazy cunts who don't want to work.
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 5:51 pm |
The Council
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 5:45 pm
I take it that you and Cunty are one and the same person. Probably so you can argue with yourself when everybody else is out living their lives. Mo' fo?? Are you a gangsta?!quote Nope, we're not the same. I think you are a hypocrite as you are guilty of talking to yourself through various usernames. Oh yes, I am a gangsta. A KFC eating gangsta to be precise.
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 5:47 pm |
Vegetarians
These cunts should be shot.
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 5:45 pm |
sean
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 5:07 pm
leelees dad is gary glitter!quote I agree.
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 5:43 pm |
Mother & Daughter combo
Boom Boom! !laugh
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 5:42 pm |
Job Centre Staff
!quote Quote: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 8:58 pm
Job Centres are for poor people.!quote I agree.
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 5:40 pm |
Job Centre Staff
!quote Quote: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 6:32 pm
Shit addition, to be honest. !what!quote I agree.
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 5:39 pm |
World Cup being played on regular telly.
England 3-1 USA
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 5:32 pm |
The Council
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 4:47 pm
How can it be obvious who I am Flinty, I only registered 2 days ago. You must be psychic or something.!quote Come back when you've reached King Cunt status and I may give you some of my precious time. Transparant mo' fo'.
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 5:30 pm |
Sean Slater
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 2:34 pm
I've added a picture of this cunt to the gallery.!quote That's leelee44 !laugh
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 5:28 pm |
The Council
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 10:00 am
Go on then Cunty, tell us that Dusty Bin was for poor people. Oh wait, it was for poor people. Fuck it, I think I may add 321 as a cunt. Then Cunty, FlintyCunt and all the other saddo's who can't be bothered adding a cunt as it is too easy to just type some naff retort to my brilliant postings can slate it. Thing is, I'll take a bit of time to add a cunt and make my posting funny and witty so people will enjoy reading it. So pull your pants back up Flinty and Cunty, crawl out of your dank little attic and get a life. Your porn will download whether you are in the room or not. There are real people outside you know.!quote I have added plenty of cunts and so has Cunty. You are so transparant. The others may need more time to work out who you are but I don't.
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 5:25 pm |
Co-worker fantasies
I didn't think you could stop being a dickhead.
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 7:45 am |
Co-worker fantasies
Morning shit done. 2 boiled eggs and a glass of orange juice for breakfast. Feeling good, world cup starts tomorrow. Yipee!!!
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 7:42 am |
The Council
!quote Quote: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 11:04 pm
I don't know who this leelee44 is, or who he has been, but I'm liking his cuntributions so far. !grin!quote What? I thought it was obvious.
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 7:39 am |
People In Supermarkets
!quote Quote: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 10:41 pm
Should I get drunk to celebrate?!chin!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!quote Yes. Have a vodka and red bull.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 10:43 pm |
Leicester
!quote Quote: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 10:39 pm
Cunty's comments are for poor people !chin!quote Cunty is a an overweight wealthy 40 something. Poor people mean nothing to him/her.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 10:42 pm |
People In Supermarkets
If I have 1 or 2 items I go to the self service checkout, you know the one where you can scan your items yourself. Not usually much of a wait with them. Simple, unless the supermarket you use is shit and they don't have one.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 10:40 pm |
Epic Cunt Status
In case I miss it Lady P. Congrats on being the 4th epic cunt. The fab 4 are complete !grin
Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 10:35 pm |
Kate Garraway
Sian Williams......................Ding Dong!
Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 7:42 am |
Co-worker fantasies
Morning shit done. I had weetabix minis for breakfast, yummy. I think I've got a busy day at work today, lots to sort out. Feeling quite good though as I've had 3 sober nights on the trot.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 7:41 am |
My Boss
C'mon mousedick... entertain me...
Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 9:22 pm |
My Boss
I couldn't give a fuck about all this flags fiasco. It's all old hat anyway. Fly the flag if you want. Fuck your boss!
Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 9:20 pm |
South Africa World Cup
!quote Quote: Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 9:12 pm
That's good. It's stuff I have picked up over the years.!quote Not bad kid. How do you do it? Not googling I hope!
Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 9:19 pm |
South Africa World Cup
2 outta 3 ain't bad. !grin
Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 9:10 pm |
South Africa World Cup
!quote Quote: Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 8:43 pm
Which three countries have hosted the World Cup twice?!quote France, Italy and probably Uruguay.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 9:05 pm |
South Africa World Cup
!quote Quote: Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 8:30 pm
!quote Quote: Saturday, May 15, 2010, 3:33 pm
Only 7 different countries have won the world cup.!quote Trivia: Only two teams have won the World Cup once. England is one of these, who is the other and what year?!quote France 1998?
Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 8:33 pm |
Chelsy Davy
If I had the choice of coming on her feet or her face, I would go with the face everytime. Coming over feet is for seriously retarded motherfuckers.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 8:33 pm |
Clare Balding
If I had the choice of coming on her feet or her face, I would go with the face everytime. Coming over feet is for seriously retarded motherfuckers.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 8:32 pm |
Charlotte Church
If I had the choice of coming on her feet or her face, I would go with the face everytime. Coming over feet is for seriously retarded motherfuckers.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 8:30 pm |
Anne Robinson
If I had the choice of coming on her feet or her face, I would go with the face everytime. Coming over feet is for seriously retarded motherfuckers.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 8:30 pm |
Fearne Cotton
If I had the choice of coming on her feet or her face, I would go with the face everytime. Coming over feet is for seriously retarded motherfuckers.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 8:29 pm |
Stacey from Eastenders
If I had the choice of coming on her feet or her face, I would go with the face everytime. Coming over feet is for seriously retarded motherfuckers.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 8:28 pm |
Vannessa Anne Hudgens
If I had the choice of coming on her feet or her face, I would go with the face everytime. Coming over feet is for seriously retarded motherfuckers.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 8:28 pm |
Amanda Holden
If I had the choice of coming on her feet or her face, I would go with the face everytime. Coming over feet is for seriously retarded motherfuckers.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 8:26 pm |
Penny Smith
If I had the choice of coming on her feet or her face, I would go with the face everytime. Coming over feet is for seriously retarded motherfuckers.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 8:24 pm |
Feet Sucking Fools
What is it with cunts who like feet? Are they retarded? Must be I suppose.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 8:22 pm |
Sophie Raworth
Keep it coming !laugh!laugh!laugh
Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 8:20 pm |
Sophie Raworth
!quote Quote: Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 7:13 pm
Whose messages got deleted? as this thread doesn't add up.!quote Dogfart AKA mousedick.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 8:02 pm |
Canada
Last 2 days have been ok. I'm sure it won't last!
Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 8:00 pm |
Canada
!quote Quote: Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 7:28 pm
I have noticed that Lady-Penelope posts comments on threads which havn't had any comments in yonks.!quote It's probably the random cunt coming up. That and the desire to be an epic cunt.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 7:48 pm |
Ben Affleck
He's alright in my book. Fucked J-Lo too. Lucky cunt.
Monday, June 7, 2010, 6:35 pm |
weather forcasts from the bbc
Only just started raining here. I managed to fit in a 3 mile run before it started. Just had a lush bowl of spag bol for tea. Yummy.
Monday, June 7, 2010, 6:31 pm |
Co-worker fantasies
Fuck! Monday again! Shit done, breakfast finished, sarnies made, time for crappy work.
Monday, June 7, 2010, 7:43 am |
cashley cole
!quote Quote: Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:52 pm
Yeah, just checked her out and she does look a bit dog rough. But then I think Cheryl was more concerned with herself and her career to give her bloke a good time in the bedroom. A thick edjit like Ashley is gonna go with the slut every time really.!quote So Cheryl is to blame? No! No! No! !bash
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 3:09 pm |
Red Bull
If I'm out and completely pissed I have a couple of double vodka/red bulls. I'm then wide awake and even more pissed. Bad combo. !bash
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 3:06 pm |
The Forum
I'm not the new boy. I've been here for a year now. Been logging in since December 2009. !grin
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 3:04 pm |
"Healthy Foods" that cause your tummy to make naughty noises
I'm about have some lentil soup. Farts galore!
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 3:02 pm |
The Forum
!quote Quote: Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:58 pm
2009 was the most shit year of my life. If I told you about it you would be really quite shocked. 2010 is shaping up nicely. The corner has helped. i know that sounds cheesy, but it has.!quote A pat on the back for me then. Well done me. I'm amazing. I change peoples lives for the better. !grin
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:59 pm |
Penny Smith
It was my fantasy 15 years ago. !laugh
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:58 pm |
Penny Smith
I would love to have a threesome with Anthea and Penny. I'm coming in my pants just thinking about it.
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:50 pm |
cashley cole
The pictures in the paper of his new bitch are not very flattering to her. She's looks like a right thick slapper.
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:47 pm |
Penny Smith
I love Anthea Turner, she can come clean my house anyday. I'd give her a really big tip.
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:44 pm |
The Fab Four
No. We should do what I say and I say the blokes get their cocks out and the bitches get their tits AND fannies out. Sorted.
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:42 pm |
Easyjet
!quote Quote: Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:35 pm
Same applies to having a sneaky masturbate.!quote Where is the most unusual or daring place you have indulged in a bit of self pleasuring?
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:39 pm |
Lady Sinclair
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:33 pm |
Easyjet
I tend to sleep in the nude. Which isn't a bad thing except for maybe on those long flights.
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:31 pm |
The Fab Four
Very amusing. Why are there 3 blokes and only 1 woman though?
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:30 pm |
Cramp
Cramp can go away pretty quickly. Try having a proper injury like shin splints, a much bigger cunt, believe me.
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:25 pm |
The Fab Four
Boom! No 1 thread for most comments !bow
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:23 pm |
Jokes
My grandfather was at the doctors recently.The doctor said "I can't believe you're still having sex at 74" to which my grandfather replied "neither can I. I live at 72".
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:22 pm |
The Fab Four
I've just checked. This thread is currently only 1 comment behind the cuntchester united thread for most comments.
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:17 pm |
Windows Cleaners
All window cleaners are perverted cunts looking for a cheap thrill. They always seem to turn up and do the window cleaning moments before the rain arrives too.
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 11:30 am |
Politically correct cunts
I strongly agree.
Saturday, June 5, 2010, 6:36 pm |
Lady Sinclair
She probably blows all his mates too. Hmm... I may look him up on facecunt...!chin
Saturday, June 5, 2010, 6:21 pm |
Lady Sinclair
The former lapdancer and model Angie Bowness, 33, made it clear she intends to continue promoting her charms by posing in skimpy lingerie for her first photoshoot since marrying 69-year-old multi-millionaire Sir Clive Sinclair in April. The former Miss Nottingham, Miss Sheffield and Miss England met Sir Clive 14 years ago when she was working at Peter Stringfellow's London lapdancing club but insists she was there for only a few months...yeah ok. She's got gold digging slut written all over her. I would still bang her though.
Saturday, June 5, 2010, 6:17 pm |
Lady Sinclair
She's hotter than a zinger! A nice little earner yes, but 10 years of sucking his cock? Gold digging slut.
Saturday, June 5, 2010, 6:05 pm |
"Healthy Foods" that cause your tummy to make naughty noises
Dunno. I expect he'll log in if you start talking about cricket.
Saturday, June 5, 2010, 3:52 pm |
The Fab Four
Aw, my heart fuckin' bleeds. Poor you. Why don't you cheer up and stop complaining? You take this all too seriously.
Saturday, June 5, 2010, 3:49 pm |
Sushi eating pussy cunts
Sushi is lush.
Saturday, June 5, 2010, 3:35 pm |
"Healthy Foods" that cause your tummy to make naughty noises
Hey Laszlo. What's up? Have a good kip?
Saturday, June 5, 2010, 3:34 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Saturday, June 5, 2010, 8:58 am
You can't even disagree with this any more because it gets deleted. Roops used to like me. !what!quote Whinge, whinge, whinge. Moan, moan, moan. Yawn, yawn, yawn.
Saturday, June 5, 2010, 3:32 pm |
Pubes
dream dream dream dream dreeeeeeeeeeam, dream dream dream dream dreeeeeeeeeeam.... !sleep
Friday, June 4, 2010, 11:11 pm |
Strongbow Cider
I've had 4 cans. Honest. !laugh
Friday, June 4, 2010, 11:08 pm |
Jonathan Ross
Yes! The Masoods !laugh
Friday, June 4, 2010, 11:02 pm |
Jonathan Ross
LL was amazing ROFL
Friday, June 4, 2010, 11:00 pm |
Jonathan Ross
OMG! Andy Roddick and The Masoods from Eastbenders !bow
Friday, June 4, 2010, 10:41 pm |
Jonathan Ross
It's so hot South African World Cup contenders are coming here to prepare for the summer heat !laugh
Friday, June 4, 2010, 10:40 pm |
Jonathan Ross
I'm gonna watch Wossy tonight, LL Cool J interview plus a live performance from Eminem. !grin
Friday, June 4, 2010, 10:37 pm |
Fags
One of the few benefits of living in a house is that I now smoke in the garden. When was I living in a flat it made the place stink.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 10:35 pm |
The Fab Four
I don't think we need to quote each other now. Stay on this thread if you want, just going to light that joint. Back in a mo' !drinks
Friday, June 4, 2010, 10:25 pm |
The Fab Four
So Laszlo !bye How did it feel hanging 'bout with some epic cunts? Make ya feel good? !laugh
Friday, June 4, 2010, 10:11 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Friday, June 4, 2010, 10:06 pm
OK - last orders! Anyone else? Stella, hot chocolate, cheese toasty and Swiss Roll (?)....!quote Just me and you then? Fuck it! I'll roll a spliff !laugh
Friday, June 4, 2010, 10:08 pm |
Pubes
Whenever I want you all I have to do is dream... !laugh
Friday, June 4, 2010, 10:07 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:58 pm
....that's OK - I will look for the info on the 'net. I'm going to the kitchen....does anyone want anything?!quote Stella! What else? Ya big dummy!!laugh
Friday, June 4, 2010, 10:02 pm |
Pubes
Whenever I want you all I have to do is dream...!grin
Friday, June 4, 2010, 10:00 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:48 pm
It must be a bit confusing to new people to just see our Fab Four ugly mugs on here all the time. Maybe we should hold some coffee morning shit or bake folk a pie?!quote I suppose. Imagine we all left commenting alone for a week (yeah right!) there would be fuck all on here. Either that or all the lurkers would come out of their shells !chin
Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:58 pm |
The Fab Four
Only Dazza Gibbs knows about the cricket but he's gone to bed now. He's only a nipper you see.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:54 pm |
Pubes
!quote Quote: Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:44 pm
!quote Quote: Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:43 pm
Is that what you're drinking Lady P ? Yuk! Do you drink alcohol at all?!quote Every other blue moon I turn into a slapper !laugh!laugh!laugh!bye!quote The pair of you will turn into right dirty slappers come Gibbo's 25th at The Sydney Arms 18/03/2011 !laugh
Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:52 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:44 pm
!quote Quote: Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:39 pm
I can't let my belly get any bigger because it's gonna start making my cock look smaller. One must remain vain as fuck.!quote Shave your pubes off - that'll add an inch.!quote How 'bout you come wax them off? !laugh
Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:47 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:38 pm
Laszlo and Hello There are indeed the same....I needed a change - am I OK on this page?!quote !laugh Write what you like anywhere! Iwas taking the piss earlier. Rather hypocritical. My humour is often confused.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:46 pm |
The Fab Four
I can't let my belly get any bigger because it's gonna start making my cock look smaller. One must remain vain as fuck.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:39 pm |
"Healthy Foods" that cause your tummy to make naughty noises
Yep, running is great for having good shits. A guy I know who takes his running really seriously told me. I would've ran today but cycling is that tad bit easier in the heat.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:37 pm |
The Fab Four
Hey fatty boom boom!
Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:34 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:27 pm
!quote Quote: Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:24 pm
I had to, all this stella can make a bloke fat. Must burn it off somehow.!quote Are you a chubbington?!quote A slight podge is growing on my stomach, would probably go away if I didn't drink for a week or two. I could blame my desk job too. Not fat though don't get me wrong.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:30 pm |
The Fab Four
I had to, all this stella can make a bloke fat. Must burn it off somehow.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:24 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:15 pm
Thought we had scared you off? Check us out folks, Friday night, blistering hot day, should be out in capped sleeves crusiing the streets, looking for action, where are we? Sat in front of our computer screens talking shit as per usual. Wish I had a cigarette.!quote I can't be fucked to go out, the cycling today has knackered me out. Just gonna chill here for a bit and have some stella.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:18 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:13 pm
!quote Quote: Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:10 pm
!quote Quote: Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:03 pm
Hello there! Evening everyone!!quote Evening. Welcome to the fab 4, you are a temp so make a good impression.!quote Oh well, it was nice while he lasted!!quote Yeah right. What a cheeky cunt, he's got a lot to learn about being an honourary member. !laugh
Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:16 pm |
The Fab Four
I think I would still type all this shit regardless of the comment count. I like the logging in too, the site was dominated by shitloads of insults that got deleted when we were anon.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:14 pm |
Pubes
Stella for me. Again. On the first one, got another 11 in the fridge.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:12 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:03 pm
Hello there! Evening everyone!!quote Evening. Welcome to the fab 4, you are a temp so make a good impression.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:10 pm |
The Fab Four
I wanted to be Flinty Badman but when I was setting up my account it kept fucking up. It took 5 attempts and I ended up with this name. Flinty on it's own would've done but that one fucked up too.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:08 pm |
The Fab Four
Fuck me! Laszlo and cat cunt at the same time. There was me thinking you could be the same person !bash
Friday, June 4, 2010, 9:00 pm |
The Fab Four
How much is a leg wax? Do you wax vaginas as well?
Friday, June 4, 2010, 8:54 pm |
Mother & Daughter combo
!quote Quote: Friday, June 4, 2010, 5:20 pm
....isn't that Goldie Hawn?!quote On the left. Kate Hudson on the right.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 5:22 pm |
Mother & Daughter combo
Kate Hudson is fuckin' lush! She's hotter than a zinger!
Friday, June 4, 2010, 5:18 pm |
Typos
Fucking typos. !bash
Friday, June 4, 2010, 5:17 pm |
People who answer their own threads on Cunts Corner
I personally don't give a flying fuck if someone repiles to their own comments.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 5:16 pm |
England Ccricket team
!quote Quote: Friday, June 4, 2010, 5:10 pm
!quote Quote: Friday, June 4, 2010, 5:07 pm
As you can see I have busy on it.!quote ....you have! How is Mrs. Roops these days - is she still as attractive and witty as ever?!quote She doesn't post as often as the fab 4 but I love her sexy avatar. She's a gem for deffo.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 5:13 pm |
Penny Farthings
I'd fuck that Penny Smith. She's left GMTV after 17 years.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 5:12 pm |
England Ccricket team
Nice one fellas. !bow
Friday, June 4, 2010, 5:11 pm |
Rio Ferdinand
It has just been cinfirmed. He tested positive for 2 banned substances. What a cunt eh?
Friday, June 4, 2010, 5:10 pm |
Liverpool Football Club
Just type cricket into the search and go from there. Thank you.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 5:04 pm |
South Africa World Cup
!quote Quote: Friday, June 4, 2010, 5:02 pm
....I agree too....!quote !laugh!laugh!laugh
Friday, June 4, 2010, 5:03 pm |
Liverpool Football Club
Please redirect to a cricket thread. NOW!
Friday, June 4, 2010, 5:02 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I strongly agree.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 4:58 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I think it was that game, we won 3 - 0. Looks like Gerrard will be captain then. Good news. Much better player.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 4:55 pm |
Liverpool Football Club
!quote Quote: Friday, June 4, 2010, 3:26 pm
Afternoon everyone! Is there any cricket on at the moment?!quote Where the fuck have you been? I thought you were gonna stick around not pop in and out every few weeks?
Friday, June 4, 2010, 4:47 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I saw a clip of Rio the other night, it was after he scored his first England goal (which wasn't really his, it was an og) and his celebration dance was comical.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 4:44 pm |
Liverpool Football Club
Yes, their best years were over. A job for his mates.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 4:42 pm |
South Africa World Cup
It's going to be brilliant. I think we have a replacement coming in for Rio. Failed a drug test I heard.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 4:41 pm |
Liverpool Football Club
Ok, Dalglish was not the right choice for Newcastle BUT he did NOT destroy the club.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 4:39 pm |
cyclists in York, Cambridge etc.
Fuck this, I'm off for a couple of hours of cycling. Better put a bit of sun cream on !chin
Friday, June 4, 2010, 2:20 pm |
Typos
Cunting typos.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 2:18 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I hear Rio has had an injury scare. I would much prefer Gerrard to be lifting that trophy.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 2:17 pm |
Cunt Ratings
There is a new EPIC CUNT in town...
Friday, June 4, 2010, 2:15 pm |
Liverpool Football Club
I didn't mind Benitez but the more I think about it the more I realise what odd decisions he made. In the 228 games he managed he only had the same starting 11 playing consecutively on 7 occasions. Then there was the bringing off of the best players at the wrong time, paying £20,000,000+ for an injured player. Plus, he never seemed to show any emotion at all wether winning or losing, I like managers to be jumping up and down when there team scores and going mental when they concede.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 2:13 pm |
Liverpool Football Club
Sorry. I mean DALGLISH !bash
Friday, June 4, 2010, 2:06 pm |
Liverpool Football Club
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 7:18 pm
Not Dalglish, he wrecked Newcastle. Everything Keegan built there he destroyed.!quote That's not true. I don't know why you keep saying it. With Daglish Newcastle were runners up in both the league and FA cup. I wouldn't say that was destroying a club.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 2:04 pm |
Liverpool Football Club
I've done some research and I've made my decision. I want Daglish.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 2:02 pm |
Co-worker fantasies
Right, that's work over, thank fuck. A lovely sunny weekend to enjoy.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 2:01 pm |
South Africa World Cup
A week today and World Cup fever will be gripping the nation. Come on England !laugh
Friday, June 4, 2010, 7:39 am |
Alan Hansen
I'd like to see this cunt take over as manager at Liverpool. Mr Pundit always seems to know what's best. Cunt.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 7:38 am |
Co-worker fantasies
A good shit this morning. I've just had a couple of slices of toast for breakfast, I've got the old biddy in the work canteen making me a sausage sandwich at 10.30am. Yummy. Plus, finishing at lunch time today as it's Friday.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 7:35 am |
Britain
!quote Quote: Friday, June 4, 2010, 6:44 am
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 9:45 pm
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 8:43 pm
Three as you have work in the morning.!quote 3?! Thanks but I'm planning to have 5 !grin!quote How many did you declare at?!quote 4. Feel ok this morning.
Friday, June 4, 2010, 7:32 am |
Britain
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 8:48 pm
The 81 year old singer has a real chance of winning BGT.!quote Yeah, fuck it, let the old hag win. She'd love it. Proof that it's never too late to live a dream.
Thursday, June 3, 2010, 9:47 pm |
Britain
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 8:43 pm
Three as you have work in the morning.!quote 3?! Thanks but I'm planning to have 5 !grin
Thursday, June 3, 2010, 9:45 pm |
Rubbish
My recycling box is always full of empty cans/bottles!
Thursday, June 3, 2010, 8:43 pm |
Britain
I have got beer, 8 cans of stella. How many shall I drink !chin
Thursday, June 3, 2010, 8:41 pm |
Britain
I'd fuck that slut Amanda Holden though. I'd give her one from Les Dennis.
Thursday, June 3, 2010, 8:21 pm |
Britain
Didn't see that one.
Thursday, June 3, 2010, 8:20 pm |
Rubbish
Those fuckin' brown food waste bins are pissing me off. Ours is left outside but it attracts loads of flies. The cunt binmen don't even empty it all either, there's always something left. What the fuck do I pay my council tax for?
Thursday, June 3, 2010, 8:19 pm |
Britain
It does my head in but the missus wants to watch it. I'm thinking off getting some beer !chin
Thursday, June 3, 2010, 8:16 pm |
Liverpool Football Club
Martin O'Neill, Guus Hiddink or Daglish. Possibly Hodgson. They are the better of the choices for me.
Thursday, June 3, 2010, 7:15 pm |
Rubbish
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 7:08 pm
How old is this woman?!quote Old enough to retire the greedy bitch. She's been mortgage free for nearly 20 years, has shit loads of money, 4 holidays per year paid for from her interest, eats out at least 5 times a week, you get the picture? The problem is she's single (divorced), she'd have nothing else to do, I think she enjoys pissing everybody off. It wouldn't be so bad but she's shit at her job too, always tries to get someone else to do it for her, even the simplest of tasks. A prize cunt for sure.
Thursday, June 3, 2010, 7:14 pm |
Liverpool Football Club
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 7:07 pm
I'd try and get Klinsmann, there was a rumour about it a while back and he has World Cup experience.!quote NO! Diving German cunt! Not him!
Thursday, June 3, 2010, 7:09 pm |
June Sarpong
A rather annoying voice but nice shiny black legs.
Thursday, June 3, 2010, 7:08 pm |
Liverpool Football Club
I know, it's fuckin' mad! I've no idea who I'd prefer as a replacement though.
Thursday, June 3, 2010, 7:05 pm |
Rubbish
If I had a gun I would shoot that stupid bitch at work. Even today she was complaining about the breeze on the back of her neck! Reckons it makes her feel physically sick?! It was fuckin' 27 degrees in the fuckin' office. Bitch.
Thursday, June 3, 2010, 7:03 pm |
Gary Neville
!quote Quote: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 4:30 am
!quote Quote: Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 10:36 pm
Thank the great Lord this useless cunt didn't make the England squad. Would probabaly score an own goal the twat.!quote Was it him who scored the own goal in Croatia in the Euro 2008 qualifiers?!quote To be fair it wasn't his fault, Robinson did a miss kick. I couldn't believe it, how embarrassing.
Thursday, June 3, 2010, 7:00 pm |
Liverpool Football Club
A £6,000,000 compensation package! I wish I had a job like that!
Thursday, June 3, 2010, 6:56 pm |
Co-worker fantasies
No morning shit yet, saving it for work. Looks like a sunny day ahead so the windows will be open in the office regardless of what anyone else wants, fuck that bitch.
Thursday, June 3, 2010, 7:41 am |
Mick McCarthy
After all this time, I still think he's a cunt.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 10:52 pm |
The Unquestionable Truth
!quote Quote: Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 10:45 pm
I still reckon I'm telling 'bout 90% of the tuth.!quote The tuth and nothing but the tuth !laugh
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 10:46 pm |
The Unquestionable Truth
I still reckon I'm telling 'bout 90% of the tuth.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 10:45 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 9:42 pm
Here we are!!!!quote There we were now here we are. All this confusion nothing's the same to me. I can't tell you the way I feel. Because the way I feel is oh so ! new to me !grin
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 10:42 pm |
Gary Neville
Thank the great Lord this useless cunt didn't make the England squad. Would probabaly score an own goal the twat.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 10:36 pm |
Rio Ferdinand
Cunt! Talk properly! Open your mouth and stop mumbling!
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 10:34 pm |
Easyjet
!quote Quote: Tuesday, June 1, 2010, 11:08 pm
!quote Quote: Tuesday, June 1, 2010, 11:42 am
If you book a flight with the cheap fuckers you deserve the outcome that awaits. don't be so cheap in the future.!quote They were th eonly fuckers to fly where I wanted to go, would normally go BA but the money grabbing cunts were on strike.!quot Fuck me! You can afford to fly BA? You definitely need to stick to your day job and keep your comedy genius here.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 10:28 pm |
Supporters of the "Big 4"
This thread is about football but now applies to CC. We have a "big 4" of our own. I think other users are scared of us and to afraid to post?
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 10:25 pm |
Love Triangles In Soaps
If Despearte Houswives was a full blown porno it would be the greatest viewing ever.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 10:10 pm |
Fags
Hello cunt face, where you been? Flicking your bean? !bye!laugh
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 10:00 pm |
Liverpool Football Club
If the stories coming through on sky sports news are correct Rafa is going. I don't care who comes or goes I just want them to be challenging for trophies like Chelsea and Arsenal do.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 9:58 pm |
Eggs
Yes, I saw one eating a worm today in my garden. It was truly amazing.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 9:56 pm |
Fags
!quote Quote: Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 9:45 pm
I still miss 'em all the time. It stops me socialising nowadays ' cos I always want a cigarette with a drink............!quote I thought it was you who quit, I didn't make it. I made the mistake of thinking I could have one when I felt like it, next thing you know I'm back to normal. I don't smoke until the evenings though, ' bout 5 a day. The thing is, you have to really want to quit to do it, there's no magic cure.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 9:54 pm |
The Fab Four
Not me, I'm staying, missus is at the flicks watching Sex & the City 2. I'm free to post!
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 9:51 pm |
England team
One of the houses at the back of mine has some Scots in it. I'm going to wave our flag in their fuckin' faces evrytime we win and/or score.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 9:38 pm |
England team
I hear ya but fuck Scotland! They'll be supporting every team we play. Haggis eating scotch cunts.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 9:28 pm |
England team
Just had another look at the squad, all the major teams have players except Arsenal. What a bunch of cunts.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 9:23 pm |
England team
Set one up on sky sports, you could play me. No money involved, purely for fun.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 9:20 pm |
England team
I've set up my fantasy team for the world cup on the sky sports website, it's free. We'll be having our usual laughs at work on it.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 9:17 pm |
Read the news
I expect it from those crazed yankees, but not here, not in my lifetime. Geez, makes you wanna stay indoors and play it safe on CC all the time.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 9:14 pm |
Arsenal
What a fuckin' disgrace they are to the premiership.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 9:11 pm |
England team
!quote Quote: Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 9:08 pm
Argentina will win the World Cup.!quote I reckon it's worth a punt. You can get 7/1 for them.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 9:10 pm |
Arsenal
Am I right in thinking there are no Arsenal players in the England squad?
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 9:08 pm |
England team
We must have a small chance, how can a team with giants like Gerrard, Lampard and Rooney be out of the running? I think we'll make the group stage at least.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 9:06 pm |
Dog shit on the pavement
This really fucks me off, big time. As I was eating my tea this evening I caught a little kid from down the road letting his dog piss on my house! There was a shit left there a few weeks ago too. I went out to him and said in my hardest sounding voice "aye, I don't want your little dog pissing and shitting outside my yard, you understand me kid?" He looked up, didn't say a word and just walked off! Cunt! I know which house he lives at so next time it happens I'm gonna put the shit through his fuckin' letterbox. !mad
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 9:00 pm |
New cunts
What happened to Hello There? Has he fucked off already?
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 8:54 pm |
Read the news
!quote Quote: Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 6:43 pm
What happened in Cumbria today was sickening.!quote Just read up on it. Fuck me! I do not want this country to end up like a little America, we've enough cunts to deal with already.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 8:51 pm |
Being Overworked
!laugh It is manufacturing planning, I have to schedule in the work for the company to produce products according to the sales forecast. It's all done through computer programmes and spreadsheets etc. It's ok I suppose, considering. When I was your age I was putting ice creams in boxes for £7 p.h. at the Walls factory. 12 hour day/night shift rota's were a killer, I'd be packing ice creams on weekend nights thinking about all my buddies out on the town. I hated it but the money got me through and paid off the little debt I'd built up travelling through Oz.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 8:48 pm |
Being Overworked
I didn't remember, it was a fluke, the random came up!
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 7:26 pm |
Read the news
Yeah, if not 3000? God knows, it would be an evil game by admin if it never changed after epic cunt status !laugh
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 7:25 pm |
Being Overworked
!quote Quote: Tuesday, January 5, 2010, 4:23 pm
!quote Quote: Tuesday, January 5, 2010, 4:20 pm
What do you do for a job?!quote Production / manufacturing planning. I will not tell you the company though. Yourself? How do you earn a crust?!quote Here you go Gibbs, the very same question about my job.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 7:23 pm |
Read the news
Planning, you've asked that before! Well, you've gone over 2000 comments and no change in the cunt status. How many d'ya reckon you need to get the penultimate goal?
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 7:21 pm |
England team
It feels like Fabio has chosen pretty much the same team as every other manager we've had. No point getting our hopes up. I'll silently pray we make a good go of it.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 7:18 pm |
Charlotte Church
As with every shit job just keep going and think of the money at the end of the week. It won't be forever.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 7:16 pm |
Read the news
Yep, I was going to try to rise above it but I thought fuck this! One of the problems was about having the fuckin' window open. I was boiling but this stupid bitch insisted on it being shut because she could feel a slight breeze on her neck. Pathetic bitch. Everytime she left the room I opened the window again, her face was a picture every time she came back into the office.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 7:13 pm |
England team
I also think we should've taken Walcott. The kid has speed and flair, something only Carrick could dream of.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 7:09 pm |
Read the news
Talk about what the fuck you want to. CC is for getting that shit off your chest. There were a few cunts really pissing me off at work today. Luckily two can play games, I think I ended up pissing them off more. Result.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 7:07 pm |
Read the news
Gibbo, you are nearly on 2000 comments, do you think your cunt status will change?
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 7:04 pm |
Co-worker fantasies
Morning shit done, couldn't hold off this morning. Time for work now, great!
Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 7:38 am |
Easyjet
Never had a problem with the few times I've used them. Virgin is the best airline.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010, 9:24 pm |
Linsey Dawn McKenzie
Those tits are just silly, really silly.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010, 9:23 pm |
England team
How on earth Heskey got into the squad is beyond me. Did he even score in the season just gone? Bent scored 24 I think, should've been given a chance.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010, 8:43 pm |
Coca Cola
Wahey! That's more like it. Show that cunt who's boss!
Tuesday, June 1, 2010, 8:40 pm |
The Forum
I still like your sexy avatar, gives me the horn !bow
Tuesday, June 1, 2010, 6:48 pm |
Charlotte Church
She's worth a dip, the dirty little bitch.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010, 6:44 pm |
England team
The final 23 have been chosen. I would of taken all 5 strikers if it were my choice and left out that druggy cunt Rio, he'll probably get us kicked out for testing positive with crack. Good to see that cunt Carrick didn't make it, he's useless. Stevie G will be our star player as well as Johnson. The hype over Rooney is going to be an anti climax, he'll probably spend more time in the brothels looking for Grandmothers to shag.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010, 6:43 pm |
Robbie Williams
If they were lucky the could have fried bread! The look on their faces was a picture! They had this look of 'I can't believe you don't cater for muslims'. It pleased me no end.
Monday, May 31, 2010, 9:01 pm |
Robbie Williams
Masturbation is always an interesting subject. !drinks
Monday, May 31, 2010, 8:57 pm |
Superflex White Wall Grout
!quote Quote: Sunday, May 2, 2010, 2:15 pm
Have you masturbated today !chin!bye!quote Oh dear, a funny 5 minutes !laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh
Monday, May 31, 2010, 8:53 pm |
Robbie Williams
!quote Quote: Monday, May 31, 2010, 8:41 pm
!quote Quote: Monday, May 31, 2010, 8:31 pm
A few nights off CC has done me some good. It kept popping up in my mind though if I'm honest. !laugh!quote Were you away or did the mssus hide the 'puter?!quote Chilling in Torquay with me bitch maaan!!! It's soooo English in that neck of the woods. It craked me up at breakfast as an Indian couple were in the same hotel. When the orders were taken they couldn't have the sausage and bacon and so ended up with a shit breakfast! Went with the missus, a much needed break for both of us.
Monday, May 31, 2010, 8:51 pm |
Landlords
!quote Quote: Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:57 pm
!quote Quote: Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:49 pm
!quote Quote: Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:39 pm
I won something once on the Aussie pontoon, it was if a team you pick out of a hat scores 11 goals exactly in 4 or 5 games you win some money.!quote sounds vague as fuck man! did you win anything?!quote What was the stake? £1? £25!quote
Monday, May 31, 2010, 8:46 pm |
Friends who borrow money and take ages to pay it back because they are jobless cunts
!quote Quote: Friday, January 8, 2010, 4:01 pm
Welcome back cat shit !bye!quote Here you go, a little welcome back 08/01/2010, I'm sure my 'I missed you' messages were deleted. !grin
Monday, May 31, 2010, 8:41 pm |
Britain
I hate watching it, I always seem to be thinking 'there must be something else to watch, this is shit'.
Monday, May 31, 2010, 8:33 pm |
Robbie Williams
A few nights off CC has done me some good. It kept popping up in my mind though if I'm honest. !laugh
Monday, May 31, 2010, 8:31 pm |
Robbie Williams
Furthest North I've been is Sheffield. I've just realised I have keys on my PC that take me to the top and bottom of web pages without having to scroll. Man, I feel a bit like a plank right now !bash
Monday, May 31, 2010, 8:21 pm |
The Forum
She hardly ever talks to us. I don't know why and I don't understand that shitty forum or why anyone would rather post there than here !what
Monday, May 31, 2010, 8:19 pm |
Cunt Ratings
Hey Gibbs, how's your accent? A stereotypical Londoner or not?
Monday, May 31, 2010, 8:17 pm |
Cunt Ratings
I'm watching too. You're right, it's embarrassing to watch, I feel like thumping the cunts in the head blood, ya get me?
Monday, May 31, 2010, 8:14 pm |
Cunt Ratings
Yep, well scary, that's what I like about it. A scary movie in the making...
Monday, May 31, 2010, 8:07 pm |
Amanda Holden
!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh
Monday, May 31, 2010, 8:05 pm |
Cunt Ratings
They'll be making a movie about this one day...
Monday, May 31, 2010, 8:04 pm |
Cunt Ratings
We are making HISTORY !laugh
Monday, May 31, 2010, 8:02 pm |
Cunt Ratings
Perfect. Gibsons 25th. Sydney Arms, Lewisham. beers, red bulls and KFC !grin
Monday, May 31, 2010, 8:01 pm |
Amanda Holden
No, you have to at least suck a celebs cock to be considered worthy of the press.
Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:59 pm |
Cunt Ratings
!quote Quote: Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:55 pm
!quote Quote: Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:53 pm
If they decided to cut the site, we would be lost to each other.!quote It shut from about August 06 until April 07.!quote So what did you do? Keep looking until it came back?
Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:57 pm |
Cunt Ratings
!quote Quote: Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:53 pm
If they decided to cut the site, we would be lost to each other.!quote That would be a fuck. We need a back up plan... Just depends how much trust you are willing to put in a stranger you met on a website called Cunts Corner !chin!laugh
Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:56 pm |
Amanda Holden
I know! Serves her right, should've found a more credible "celebrity".
Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:54 pm |
Cunt Ratings
We should be given fuckin' medals mate! We run this shit, it would be dead without us!
Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:53 pm |
Landlords
Here we go, he's started already !laugh
Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:51 pm |
Cunt Ratings
Yeah, I've lost about 30 - 50 I reckon !mad
Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:50 pm |
Les Dennis
Geez! Speak of the devil!
Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:49 pm |
Amanda Holden
Even though she pisses me off a bit for her slutty way of getting famous for making Les dennis look like a prize cunt I'd still have to fuck the slag. I'm sorry but it's true, there's something about the bitch. A proper cock tease perhaps.
Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:47 pm |
Cunt Ratings
This thread and the fab four thread are my current favourites !grin
Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:44 pm |
The Fab Four
Yep, my moneys on that kreed fella !bye If he had 1 username and could behave he would be an epic cunt if not more. I like him, he's nice. !laugh
Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:43 pm |
Cunt Ratings
900. Back of the net !bow
Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:39 pm |
The Fab Four
It's buzzing on here when the Fab 4 turn up !grin
Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:39 pm |
The Fab Four
If she's lurkin' she'll log in.
Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:38 pm |
Landlords
Fuck the lottery, put your pound on a football acca, more chance of winning even if it's much less money you win. The buzz you get is like nothing eles when a win comes in.
Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:37 pm |
The Fab Four
Fab 4 alert! Who's this new cunt?
Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:34 pm |
Landlords
He's CID too, probably spying on me now. Watching every word I type !hu
Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:29 pm |
Michael Owen
What did the little cunt hope to achieve by joining those scum bags? Didn't get him his England place did it?!
Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:27 pm |
Michael Owen
Joining Cunts Utd was the biggest mistake of his career. His days were numbered the day he left Liverpool. Twat.
Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:24 pm |
Landlords
If I had enough saved for a deposit I'd buy a house of my own. Somehow I can't see that happening in the near future. The other thing is that he's a fuckin' copper too! A smug cunt copper to top it all off !mad
Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:20 pm |
Landlords
Everytime I see mine he always says how the house I'm renting is his pension! I mean, c'mon! Leave it alone you smug cunt before I stick a bucket of hot fried chicken up your fuckin' ass! Cunt!
Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:17 pm |
Landlords
Yep, paying their fuckin' mortage is annoying. On the plus side the cunt did get me a new boiler fitted recently.
Monday, May 31, 2010, 7:14 pm |
Brendan Fraser
Add a B to the beginning of Ellen followed by a D at the the end and you have Bellend.
Monday, May 31, 2010, 6:51 pm |
Typos
Ageed typos area cunt !laugh
Monday, May 31, 2010, 6:49 pm |
Essex
Never been. They say the women there are loose, realyl loose.
Monday, May 31, 2010, 6:48 pm |
Yep, me too. I'd love to see this Cameron Diaz lookalike.
Monday, May 31, 2010, 6:47 pm |
If you did I would probably be your firend and you would know my real name !chin
Monday, May 31, 2010, 6:39 pm |
Facebook's ok, I'm up to 145 friends! It's the fuckers that keep updating their status that piss me off. Not to mention the stupid little conversations people have with each other even though they've only seen each other 5 minutes ago !bash
Monday, May 31, 2010, 6:36 pm |
England team
I bet they had to get their wives to suck his cock though.
Monday, May 31, 2010, 6:31 pm |
BANK HOLIDAY WEATHER
Yeah, you can also record the movies too, there's loads of stuff I miss due to work/sleep etc.
Monday, May 31, 2010, 6:30 pm |
BANK HOLIDAY WEATHER
I'd love to upgrade to Sky+. I'm gonna wait for my box to fuck up first then demand a new Sky+ box off them or switch to Virgin, hopefully they won't call my bluff. People have told me an hour programme usually cuts down to 40 minutes once you've lost all the adverts.
Monday, May 31, 2010, 6:27 pm |
BANK HOLIDAY WEATHER
Better than nothing. Beats scrounging off the government. Why aren't you watching Home & Away?
Monday, May 31, 2010, 6:21 pm |
England team
Yep, one mammoth cunt. Smug Russian twat.
Monday, May 31, 2010, 6:18 pm |
BANK HOLIDAY WEATHER
Do you get double pay on bank holiday weekends?
Monday, May 31, 2010, 6:18 pm |
England team
I will support England, it goes without saying. I'm going to enjoy all of it, I enjoyed the Euro's 2 years ago and we didn't even qualify.
Monday, May 31, 2010, 6:17 pm |
BANK HOLIDAY WEATHER
It wasn't too bad, a little drizzle Saturday morning. Sunny spells for the rest of the weekend. I managed to tick all the boxes this weekend. Result.
Monday, May 31, 2010, 6:15 pm |
England team
I will place a small bet on them next week. Runners up?
Monday, May 31, 2010, 6:12 pm |
Robbie Williams
The show off must go on.
Monday, May 31, 2010, 6:06 pm |
England team
It was fuckin' awful until Carragher and Gerrard came on. There's little point in getting our hopes up, we're never going to win it.
Monday, May 31, 2010, 6:05 pm |
PEOPLE WH ARE ALWAYS MOANING ABOUT GIBSON
Toodle pip! See ya laterz fans !laugh
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 10:57 pm |
Cunts who only want to
!quote Quote: Sunday, April 25, 2010, 5:58 pm
Which one is the man!what!quote The one with the cock.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 10:50 pm |
When I Feel Like I Am Hitting My Head Against A Brick Wall
Thankfully I don't feel like this right now!
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 10:42 pm |
People With "Funny" Avatars
Cheers, in a bit. !grin
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 10:33 pm |
People With "Funny" Avatars
Fuck the forum. When the site switched I was pretty much forced to log in to avoid that 'type the letters/numbers below crap'. Since the switch back to this original set up I've looged in ever since. No regrets.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 10:28 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 10:23 pm
?!quote "things to do in Denver when your dead"... Movie quote! Watch it sometime, it's great.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 10:25 pm |
People With "Funny" Avatars
Ah yes. But thanks to us the website remains alive, a reason I post constantly. As is all of the magic of the Fab 4 !drinks
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 10:23 pm |
The Fab Four
!drinksBoat Drinks!drinks
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 10:20 pm |
People With "Funny" Avatars
Yes, the KFC ****** was me. It led to Roops accusing me of being kreed for a while. One of the reasons I support the logging in system,Stops me being a prick !laugh
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 10:09 pm |
Sunbed users
Nicola is a ginge with a minge.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 10:07 pm |
Cunts who only want to
Of course. But every rose has it's thorn.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 10:04 pm |
People With "Funny" Avatars
I don't mean to be big headed or anything BUT my avatar is really does excell. !laugh
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 10:02 pm |
The Fab Four
Your wish is my command.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 10:00 pm |
Cunts who only want to
How's the wine going down ya furry little epic cunt? !ouch
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 9:57 pm |
Cunts who only want to
!quote Quote: Saturday, May 8, 2010, 2:18 pm
I like eating chicken, listening to hip hop and rock and roll and spending bucks on my hoes. !laugh!quote Pot.Kettle.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 9:55 pm |
Cunts who only want to
It's a new dawn... It's a new day.. It's a new life... For me... And I'm feeling good ...!drinks
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 9:54 pm |
CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Through the years she has shown great quality, something I can admire. When she first hit the scene she was seen as another Britney. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 9:42 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 9:37 pm
Like I said before, I can't believe it's still going on. I just fail to see if someone deliberately hits you from behind how the fuck it's your fault.!quote I hear ya kid, life can be a mystery sometimes.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 9:39 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 7:37 pm
The Instigator, a friendly polite person who never says anything interesting or funny. Member 2, pure evil scum. Member 3, irritating and embarrassing. Not so much the elephant, more the monkey in the room. Member 4, a bit of fluff, almost a complete non-entity. There you go, feast on that. You might see more gems of genius tomorrow if you're not naughty and if you're very lucky. Toodle pip spunk puppets x !bye!laugh!quote We are beautiful in every single way, words won't bring us down. So don't you bring me down today.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 9:38 pm |
The Fab Four
My thoughts are with you kid, hang in there! Stand proud knowing you are telling the truth and nothing but the truth! The unquestionable truth!
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 9:35 pm |
Cunts that add song lyrics to every thread
Can't get the stink out. He's been hanging round for days. Comes like a comet. Suckered you but not your friends. One day he'll get to you and teach you how to be a holy cow. You do it to yourself, you do and that's what really hurts! You do it to yourself, just you you and no-one else! You do it to yourself!
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 9:33 pm |
The Fab Four
OK, thanks. I've never known the full story as I've only ever seen snippets or I've not been paying too much attention. Will this ever be resolved? Ypu have a witness after all.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 9:27 pm |
Cunt Ratings
Act Naturally. Very well put. Perfect Gibson. Perfect timing.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 9:23 pm |
The Fab Four
OK, let me get this straight? They crashed into the back of your car on purpose in order to make a claim on your behalf? And you know this for sure? I mean, 100% sure?
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 9:14 pm |
Gambling
I'm going to place some bets on the world cup next week. Argentina are going to make me some hard cash. I have several ideas on other acca's too. The work syndicate has a tidy little amount left over to play with.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 9:12 pm |
The Fab Four
Can't wait to be honest. It's good to have a break from the old routine.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 9:07 pm |
Cunt Ratings
I'm in the movies now and you're in my cartoon !drinks
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 9:05 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 8:54 pm
I like a fry-up in the morning but it's very rare it happens. We have been having tinned tomatoes in toast forbthe past month, very nice.!quote Nothing like a good old fashioned fry up. I'll be having one every morning this weekend.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 8:59 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 8:53 pm
That's a good avatar Flinty.!quote Thank you kind sir. Very fitting for my character. I think some japanese artist did it.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 8:58 pm |
The Fab Four
Eggs and juice for me. Breakfast of champions.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 8:52 pm |
Cunt Ratings
!quote Quote: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 9:20 am
And I wish I'd never told you about this website. You have been an irritant and an embarrassment since day one.!quote Yeah, I wish I'd never sorted you out with music, weed, tobacco, alcohol, food and money several times over when you were going through your lazy miserable recluse periods that have been a constant in your troubled life. Isn't it funny that it's you that has fallen out with everybody we both know? Isn't it funny that it's you who has problems in maintaining relationships of all kinds. Selfish ****.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 7:40 pm |
Kate nash
!quote Quote: Saturday, March 6, 2010, 5:17 pm
!quote Quote: Monday, August 3, 2009, 7:57 pm
I love her. Great voice sexy as fuck and busty.!quote Nothing has changed. I still love her.!quote !sleep
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 6:54 pm |
Olsen Twins
!quote Quote: Thursday, April 29, 2010, 5:12 pm
In de picture dem gyal look hot like vindaloo, scene?!quote Pot. Kettle.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 6:53 pm |
Golden Arches
!quote Quote: Sunday, January 24, 2010, 1:49 pm
Have you had your lunch yet? What are you having?!quote Pot. Kettle.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 6:52 pm |
Natalie Imbruglia
!quote Quote: Tuesday, April 6, 2010, 12:42 am
She's so luvvalee! Da doing doing doing!!!!quote Pot. Kettle.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 6:51 pm |
n-dubz dappy
!quote Quote: Monday, April 12, 2010, 9:38 pm
I find Tulisa to be very sexy so I would just go for oral and vaginal sex.!quote Pot. Kettle.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 6:48 pm |
Chloe Madeley
!quote Quote: Tuesday, April 6, 2010, 12:28 am
I love her.!quote Amazing comment. I can't wait for more.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 6:43 pm |
Jim Slip
!quote Quote: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 12:27 pm
So, from your stunning deduction, you have to be right because three people agreed with you and I'm somehow wrong? Did you not sense a touch of sarcasm in the posts?!quote He's not the sharpest tool in the shed. Only Gibson agreed, the other 2 were taking the piss.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 6:40 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 12:21 pm
Gibson, Catwoman, Flinty, Lady P. The new Fab Four. Now for Gods sake help me to decide...................Tea, Coffee or Hot Chocolate?!quote The real Fab 4. Benny was never a popular choice. No surprise really. He's got a problem with pretty much everyone. Hopefully one day he will understand that the world isn't here to serve him. Selfish ****.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 6:34 pm |
Liverpool Football Club
!quote Quote: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 5:38 pm
Get rid of Benitez. The Champions League final of 05 is long gone, that was a great night though. I was going to go to bed at half time when it was 0-3, glad I didn't. Inter nearly won it in extra time.!quote It was AC Milan not Inter Milan.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 6:30 pm |
Jim Slip
!quote Quote: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 8:44 am
So three agreed with me and none agreed with you. Nice going. Cunt.!quote Actually only 1 agreed. Me and Lady P were taking the piss.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 6:29 pm |
Co-worker fantasies
Last day of work for this week. Didn't have my morning shit yet, after the success of doing it at work yesterday I think I'll try it again. We did have some good news yesterday, in August our annual pay rise will be 4%. last year we got sweet FA.
Thursday, May 27, 2010, 7:40 am |
dole workers
Don't even get me started on these cunts. I pity these fools.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 10:26 pm |
Harry Hill
Four eyed cunt with a massive slap head, as well as utterly crap jokes !bleh
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 10:25 pm |
People who argue with lamp-posts
People or lamposts !chin!laugh
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 10:15 pm |
Chris Chan
He's disabled. The government pay to keep him alive.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 10:05 pm |
Sol Campbell
Suffered from stress whilst earning £100,000 a year.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 10:03 pm |
cashley cole
Yep, what a prick. I mean, Chery fuckin' Tweedy! Talk about the prick going out for a burger when you have steak in the fridge !bash
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 10:00 pm |
Cunt Ratings
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 9:54 pm
Where's Gibbo fucked off to. I want him to welcome me into epic cunt fold with some ceremony. !mad!quote Desperate Housewives is on, I'm watching too. It's his bedtime now/soon. You'll get your congrats off him about 4am.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 9:56 pm |
Cunt Ratings
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 9:52 pm
I'm feeling it! I'm buzzing my proverbial nuts off here!!quote This is choosing life to the max!!! !drinks!bow!drinks!bow
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 9:54 pm |
Sammy Winward
I'd **** her!
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 9:53 pm |
Cunt Ratings
This is better than christmas day as a kid. All the flashing emoticons and a huge celebration of the new epic cunt. !bow!drinks!bow!drinks
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 9:52 pm |
Cunt Ratings
Could anyone tell me when these emoticons were introduced to CC? It's just that when I read an old thread there are none there !chin
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 9:49 pm |
Cunt Ratings
!quote Quote: Tuesday, April 27, 2010, 9:47 pm
WOOP WOOP !!!!quote !drinks!bow!bye!laugh!!grin!drinks!bow!bye!laugh!grin!drinks!bow!bye!laugh!grin
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 9:47 pm |
Cunt Ratings
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 9:44 pm
270 to go, must catch up with Flinty !laugh!laugh!bye!quote Me and you next baby, ME and YOU!!! Epic cunts we will be !bow!drinks!bow!drinks!bow!drinks
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 9:45 pm |
Cunt Ratings
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 9:40 pm
No fucker on here to see it !mad!quote I'm here, just had to make a few chess moves. Well done EPIC CUNT !bow!bow!bow!bow!bow!bow!bow!bow!bow!bow!bow!bow!bow!bow!bow!bow!bow!bow!bow!bow!bow!drinks!drinks!drinks!drinks!drinks!drinks!drinks!drinks!drinks!drinks!drinks
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 9:42 pm |
Jenson Button
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 9:13 pm
Cunt second rate driver - another shit sportsman the UK has churned out.!quote 1000 comment. Congats. 1 more and your an epic cunt. !drinks
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 9:24 pm |
MR Shake Hands Man
Please post the 1000th comment on cunt ratings. I think you need 1001 to be an epic cunt though.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 9:13 pm |
PC World
Yep, little cunts. Bought my laptop there 4/5 years ago.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 9:12 pm |
getting dumped
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 8:59 pm
If she asks me what I'm doing on his site I tell her it's a football forum. She has no idea about the digusting stuff I sometimes post. Naughty me. !laugh!quote What nationality is she?!quote Prague being that "neck of the woods" is a clue.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 9:09 pm |
getting dumped
Yes, deleting the history is a must !laugh
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 9:06 pm |
getting dumped
If she asks me what I'm doing on his site I tell her it's a football forum. She has no idea about the digusting stuff I sometimes post. Naughty me. !laugh
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 8:59 pm |
getting dumped
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 8:55 pm
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 8:54 pm
Of the European cities I've visited Barcalona and Prague are beautiful. Great places for all occaisions.!quote I have'nt been to either of them - but Prague really appeals as does any of that Eastern Europen stuff.!quote Due to the missus I'm over in that neck of the woods at least once or twice a year.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 8:57 pm |
getting dumped
Of the European cities I've visited Barcalona and Prague are beautiful. Great places for all occaisions.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 8:54 pm |
getting dumped
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 8:51 pm
I often think I will end up with a foreigner. When did you go to Italy?!quote I'm with one. I prefer not to talk about her on here in depth though.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 8:52 pm |
Trying to take a shit
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 8:46 pm
Not sure, they are upstairs, but it will be something cheap and cheerful from Savers or Superdrug or something?!quote OK, it's just I work for a company that manufacture them, wondered if you were helping pay my wages.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 8:51 pm |
getting dumped
I agree, but he's 24 years old, a weekend in the 'Dam is something he should be getting out of his system.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 8:45 pm |
Cunt Ratings
Oh yeah, if you do, remember what you said to me and Lady P. Quality postings only please !laugh
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 8:44 pm |
Trying to take a shit
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 8:40 pm
I've noticed that since I have started to take calcium supplements it's getting 'harder' to have a satisfying shit !chin!quote Just out of interest, which brand do you use?
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 8:42 pm |
getting dumped
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 8:26 pm
I still pine for my ex at times but that's life I suppose.!quote The only way to get over someone is to find someone else to love. If you can't do that head to Amsterdam for a long weekend and fuck at least 5 hookers.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 8:40 pm |
Cunt Ratings
You gonna do it tonight? I'll try and stick around to see the 2nd epic cunt !bow
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 8:38 pm |
Cunt Ratings
800. Back of the net!
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 8:23 pm |
Cilla Black
I bet she's a good fuck though.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 8:22 pm |
getting dumped
It's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. A cliche I know.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 8:21 pm |
Strongbow Cider
Stella time !grin
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 8:17 pm |
Waiting in Line
Suddenly I found that I'd lost my way in this city The streets and the thousands of colours all bleed into one I fall down, heaven won't help me I call out, no one would hear All of a sudden I'd lost my way out of this city Stand tall stand proud Every beginning is breaking its promise I'm having trouble just finding some soul in this town The names on the faces in places they mean nothing to me It's all they can do to be part of the queue in this town I fall down, heaven won't help me I call out, no one will hear There'll be no tomorrow they say. Well I say more's the pity Stand tall, stand proud Every beginning has broken its promise I'm having trouble just finding my soul in this town But I’ll keep on trying I keep on trying...!laugh
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 8:16 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 7:47 pm
As you blind us with the sheer brilliance of comments about tits, cocks, queer cunts and fried chicken.!quote Not to mention football, song lyrics, movie quotes, politics, breakfast and having my morning shit.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 7:51 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 7:47 pm
As you blind us with the sheer brilliance of comments about tits, cocks, queer cunts and fried chicken.!quote 4 excellent topics !grin
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 7:49 pm |
The Fab Four
Here's Benny! I can't wait to be amazed with one of his brilliant !sleep's.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 7:47 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 4:15 pm
I certainly have no desire to be included in a group that is a celebration of mediocrity and childishness. A lot of stuff and nonsense.!quote Suit yourself. Now dazzle us with your amazing comments about your undying love of cats.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 7:25 pm |
Last Episode Of Lost
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 12:36 pm
If we top our group and they finish runners up we will play them on June 26th at Rustenberg in a 8.30pm kick-off. If they top their group and we finish runners up in ours we will play them on June 27th at Bloemfontein in a 4pm kick-off. Hopefully Australia won't get out their group.!quote I think the kick offs you mention are 7.30pm and 3.00pm BST. Those you gave are the times it'll be in SA.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm |
John Lennon
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 6:23 pm
And Maradona running up to the camera looking as if he was going to eat it after he scored and also someone threw a can at him during a game.!quote The moment he confirmed to the world that he was on some serious cocaine.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 7:20 pm |
John Lennon
1994 was a great year, I was 16 going on 17. I didn't give a fuck about anything but music, weed and alcohol. Not to mention getting my end away with some young indie rock chicks. Happy days !grin
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 6:11 pm |
Jim Slip
I strongly agree.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 6:09 pm |
Co-worker fantasies
No morning shit yet, I'm holding off until I get to work. I will then spend 20 minutes on the bog playing tetris on my phone. Genius.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 7:39 am |
Lady Luck
More money more problems.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010, 8:35 pm |
getting dumped
The best way to dump a bitch is by fuckin' all of her mates.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010, 8:34 pm |
England team
Let's just suppose one of the premiership teams consisted of the england squad. Do you think they would win any trophies?
Tuesday, May 25, 2010, 8:33 pm |
Strongbow Cider
No alcohol for me tonight, I need to dry out.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010, 8:30 pm |
Co-worker fantasies
I really must go, I was slightly late yesterday because I was fucking about on here! G'day cunts !grin
Tuesday, May 25, 2010, 7:40 am |
Co-worker fantasies
Torquay, got a hotel booked. I've never been there before but a lot of old biddies tell me it's nice!! Any break from the old routine is welcome.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010, 7:39 am |
England team
Come on England for fuck's sake!!!!! I would love to see us win a world cup, I've started to doubt it will happen in my lifetime. !cry
Tuesday, May 25, 2010, 7:37 am |
Co-worker fantasies
Just had my morning shit, it was big. I had cereal for breakfast today, boring really. I don't mind work on Tuesday for some reason, I guess it's one step closer to the weekend. I've got Friday off this week too, gonna get out of Gloucester for the weekend. !grin
Tuesday, May 25, 2010, 7:35 am |
England team
Fuck me! Amazing goal by a Liverpool player, if only he'd done more of that at Anfield.
Monday, May 24, 2010, 9:09 pm |
The Fab Four
For my birthday present I would like you to sing "Like a Virgin".
Monday, May 24, 2010, 9:07 pm |
The Fab Four
15/12/1977
Monday, May 24, 2010, 9:04 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Monday, May 24, 2010, 8:52 pm
What colour pants are you wearing ?... !laugh!laugh!laugh..Sorry! Couldn't help myself.................... ROFL!!quote Are you trying to groom him? !laugh
Monday, May 24, 2010, 9:03 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Monday, May 24, 2010, 8:54 pm
Seriously, what is it like being a Pisces?!quote And you are Taurus? Sadge myself, it's brilliant. Half man half horse which could explain why my cock is so big !laugh
Monday, May 24, 2010, 9:02 pm |
England team
Damn! Spoke too soon !bleh
Monday, May 24, 2010, 9:00 pm |
England team
So far so good for my prediction. Sorry Gibbo, yours is out the window.
Monday, May 24, 2010, 8:49 pm |
The Forum
I agree that it's shit.
Monday, May 24, 2010, 8:47 pm |
Last Episode Of Lost
Desperate Housewives is the only TV show worth following.
Monday, May 24, 2010, 7:51 pm |
Didier Drogba
!quote Quote: Monday, May 24, 2010, 8:48 am
Who is he?!chin!quote An actress, should be given an oscar for some of his performances.
Monday, May 24, 2010, 7:49 pm |
England team
England 2 - 0 Mexico
Monday, May 24, 2010, 7:46 pm |
The Fab Four
Cheap and cheerful I suppose. I would recommend you ditch McD's and pop to KFC for a zinger. You won't regret it I promise.
Monday, May 24, 2010, 7:40 am |
Copy & Paste Guy
!quote Quote: Sunday, May 23, 2010, 9:50 pm
Fucking hell Flinty - you have gone copy and paste crazy in the last 24 hours! You dropped some acid?!quote Apologies. No one else online to talk to. I had to amuse myself.
Monday, May 24, 2010, 7:38 am |
Cuntchester United
This thread has the most comments on I think.
Monday, May 24, 2010, 7:36 am |
America
!quote Quote: Monday, May 24, 2010, 4:33 am
Who sings that 'New York' song?!quote Alicia Keys. Good song, I like it and I want to go to New York. It's got to be better than going to work.
Monday, May 24, 2010, 7:35 am |
Co-worker fantasies
Just had a shit. Eating 2 boiled eggs and having a glass of orange juice then time for work. I really don't want to go in today. No doubt we will be having our annual argument about which direction the air conditioning units are facing.
Monday, May 24, 2010, 7:33 am |
Jim Slip
Yeah I feel like a force of nature Could make you sing like a bird released If what you seek is a wise mans treasure You know its buried beneath your feet You know ya look like a faded picture I see the cracks freezing on your skin And as the world slowly turns it hits ya That the thieves of the night are comin' a take you in You're smokin all my stash But burning all my cash I bet ya knew right away It's all over town As the suns going down And the days of your easy life Well bet ya knew right away Ya dope ya dont know where its at It's all over town As the suns going down And its high time to pray Yeah I feel like a force of nature Could make you sing like a bird released If what you seek is a wise mans treasure You know its buried beneath your feet You know you look like a faded picture I see the cracks frozen on your skin And as the world slowly turns it hits ya That the thieves of the night are comin' a take you in You're smokin all my stash But burning all my cash I bet ya knew right away It's all over town As the suns going down And the days of your easy life Well bet ya knew right away Ya dope ya dont know where its at It's all over If you're beggin me please Well get on your knees and pray You're smokin all my stash You're burning all my cash I bet ya knew right away Its all over town As the suns gone down And it's high time to pray...!laugh
Sunday, May 23, 2010, 9:32 pm |
Jim Slip
Strong like wood !laugh
Sunday, May 23, 2010, 9:11 pm |
Jim Slip
Fix bayonets!!!
Sunday, May 23, 2010, 9:06 pm |
Jim Slip
Don't mac me off like a two bob !laugh
Sunday, May 23, 2010, 9:03 pm |
Lady GaGa
If you don't like Lady Ga Ga you don't like the future of music.
Sunday, May 23, 2010, 9:01 pm |
The Fab Four
!quote Quote: Sunday, May 23, 2010, 4:24 pm
I wouldn't mind a McDonalds, don't think I have had one since Sydney last November.!quote What's your favourite burger?
Sunday, May 23, 2010, 8:30 pm |
Coldplay
What a bunch of wet cunts.
Sunday, May 23, 2010, 8:29 pm |
Swine Flu
Swine influenza (also called pig influenza, swine flu, hog flu and pig flu) is an infection by any one of several types of swine influenza virus. Swine influenza virus (SIV) or S-OIV (swine-origin influenza virus) is any strain of the influenza family of viruses that is endemic in pigs. As of 2009, the known SIV strains include influenza C and the subtypes of influenza A known as H1N1, H1N2, H3N1, H3N2, and H2N3. Swine influenza virus is common throughout pig populations worldwide. Transmission of the virus from pigs to humans is not common and does not always lead to human influenza, often resulting only in the production of antibodies in the blood. If transmission does cause human influenza, it is called zoonotic swine flu. People with regular exposure to pigs are at increased risk of swine flu infection. The meat of an infected animal poses no risk of infection when properly cooked. During the mid-20th century, identification of influenza subtypes became possible, allowing accurate diagnosis of transmission to humans. Since then, only 50 such transmissions have been confirmed. These strains of swine flu rarely pass from human to human. Symptoms of zoonotic swine flu in humans are similar to those of influenza and of influenza-like illness in general, namely chills, fever, sore throat, muscle pains, severe headache, coughing, weakness and general discomfort. In basic terms swine flu is a cunt.
Sunday, May 23, 2010, 8:26 pm |
Rick Astley
Richard Paul "Rick" Astley (born 6 February 1966, Newton-le-Willows, Lancashire) is a BRIT Award winning English singer-songwriter and musician. He is best known for his 1987 hit single in 16 countries, "Never Gonna Give You Up". Astley holds the record for being the only male solo artist to have his first 8 singles reach the Top 10 in the UK and has sold approximately 40 million records worldwide. After retiring from the music industry in 1993, Astley made a comeback in 2007 when he became an Internet phenomenon, as his video for "Never Gonna Give You Up" became part of a popular Internet meme known as "Rickrolling". Astley was voted by Internet users "Best Act Ever" at the MTV Europe Music Awards 2008. He's also one of the biggest cunts known to man.
Sunday, May 23, 2010, 8:23 pm |
Deborah Meaden
I'd fuck her !laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh
Sunday, May 23, 2010, 8:21 pm |
Ricky Gervais
You're fat and I'll throw you in the river!
Sunday, May 23, 2010, 8:04 pm |
Rabbit Stew
The rabbit lives in many areas around the world. Rabbits live in groups, and the best known species, the European rabbit lives in underground burrows, or rabbit holes. A group of burrows is called a warren. Meadows, woods, forests, thickets, and grasslands are areas in which rabbits live.They also inhabit deserts and wetlands. More than half the world's rabbit population resides in North America.They also live in Europe, India, Sumatra, Japan, and parts of Africa. The European rabbit has been introduced to many places around the world. They also fuck a lot.
Sunday, May 23, 2010, 8:01 pm |
Starcross
Starcross is a riverside village with a population of 1,780, situated on the west bank of the estuary of the River Exe in Teignbridge in the English county of Devon. The village is popular in summer with leisure craft, and is home to one of the United Kingdom's oldest sailing clubs. Full of cunts too.
Sunday, May 23, 2010, 7:59 pm |
money
Money can't buy you love.
Sunday, May 23, 2010, 7:57 pm |
Weather Girls
School is out and it's a sort of a buzz back then I didn't really know what it was but now I see what have of this the way that people respond to summer madness the weather is hot and girls are dressing less and checking out the fellas to tell 'em who's best riding around in your jeep or your benzos or in your Nissan sitting on lorenzos back in Philly we be out in the park a place called the plateau is where everybody goes guys out hunting and girls doing likewise honking at the honey in front of you with the light eyes she turn around to see what you beeping at it's like the summers a natural aphrodisiac and with a pen and pad I compose this rhyme to hit you and get you equipped for the summer time !grin
Sunday, May 23, 2010, 3:48 pm |
Uncle Ben
Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad's. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together for over five years. Hopefully, you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talking right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I'm talking to you, Butch. I got something for ya. This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first world war. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee, made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. Up until then, people just carried pocket watches. It was bought by Private Doughboy Ryan Coolidge the day he set sail for Paris. This was your great-grandfather's war watch, and he wore it every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch and put it in an old coffee can. And in that can it stayed 'til your grandad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War Two. Your great-grandfather gave this watch to your grandad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and he was killed along with all the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your grandad was facing death, and he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leaving that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your grandad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your grandad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch that it'd be confiscated; taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Sunday, May 23, 2010, 3:22 pm |
Feet
I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now, look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, fucking Marsellus knew it, and Antoine should have fucking better known better. I mean, that's his fucking wife, man, he ain't have no sense of humour about that shit. You know what I'm saying?
Sunday, May 23, 2010, 3:17 pm |
The Fab Four
Does he look like a bitch?
Sunday, May 23, 2010, 3:15 pm |
The Fab Four
You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Sunday, May 23, 2010, 3:13 pm |
Emma Crosby
C'mon, she's fit. Let's watch her on TV.
Saturday, May 22, 2010, 7:42 pm |
The Fab Four
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
Saturday, May 22, 2010, 7:41 pm |
South Africa World Cup
I cannot fuckin' wait !bow
Saturday, May 22, 2010, 2:12 pm |
Sunburn
Fuck me it's hot! Hope all you cunts are enjoying the sunshine. I'm sweating like a pig and feeling very randy. Where's all the sexy bitches at? !drinks
Saturday, May 22, 2010, 2:11 pm |
Friends who borrow money and take ages to pay it back because they are jobless cunts
Short but sweet there cunts. The fab 4 together as one !laugh
Friday, May 21, 2010, 7:16 pm |
Friends who borrow money and take ages to pay it back because they are jobless cunts
Is that the woman who's blowing Fatty Lampard?
Friday, May 21, 2010, 7:14 pm |
Friends who borrow money and take ages to pay it back because they are jobless cunts
!quote Quote: Friday, May 21, 2010, 7:09 pm
Are you watching the One Show? The redhead off the Dorothy programme? Fuck me sideways!!quote I'd fuck all of them with my big hard cock and spray the cum on their faces.
Friday, May 21, 2010, 7:12 pm |
Friends who borrow money and take ages to pay it back because they are jobless cunts
The fab 4 are online! !bow
Friday, May 21, 2010, 7:09 pm |
Friends who borrow money and take ages to pay it back because they are jobless cunts
Same place? How's the rapist bloke? Been sacked yet?
Friday, May 21, 2010, 7:07 pm |
Uncle Ben
Not a bad sauce, nothing fantastic though.
Friday, May 21, 2010, 7:06 pm |
Friends who borrow money and take ages to pay it back because they are jobless cunts
What ya doin? Home or away?
Friday, May 21, 2010, 7:04 pm |
Friends who borrow money and take ages to pay it back because they are jobless cunts
Here's Benny!
Friday, May 21, 2010, 7:02 pm |
Birmingham New Street Station
You have to be a bit of a cunt to be talkng about Birmingham.
Friday, May 21, 2010, 6:57 pm |
The Solar System
All red wanted to do was stuff his face but smart old blue he took the milky way !laugh
Friday, May 21, 2010, 6:56 pm |
National Lottery
!quote Quote: Friday, May 21, 2010, 6:52 pm
!quote Quote: Friday, May 21, 2010, 4:14 pm
!quote Quote: Friday, May 21, 2010, 7:54 am
!quote Quote: Thursday, May 20, 2010, 11:10 pm
My wife and I had a huge row last night, she called me gullible and said I was "financially irresponsible." I can't wait to see her face when I tell her I've just won the Nigerian lottery.!quote This joke was posted a few weeks back.!quote Dazzle us with your with then you moaning cunt. It was just as shit then.!quote!quote Geez man, chill the fuck out...
Friday, May 21, 2010, 6:55 pm |
National Lottery
!quote Quote: Friday, May 21, 2010, 7:54 am
!quote Quote: Thursday, May 20, 2010, 11:10 pm
My wife and I had a huge row last night, she called me gullible and said I was "financially irresponsible." I can't wait to see her face when I tell her I've just won the Nigerian lottery.!quote This joke was posted a few weeks back.!quote It was just as shit then.
Friday, May 21, 2010, 4:14 pm |
Bristol
I haven't been to Bath for quite some time. As far as I can remeber it's alright. It's always good when Gloucester beat Bath in the rugby.
Friday, May 21, 2010, 4:13 pm |
Co-worker fantasies
Toime to go to work again. It's bloody hot this morning. We finish at lunch times on Fridays too !drinks
Friday, May 21, 2010, 7:44 am |
Thea from Natural Born Sellers
She looks a bit like a bloke but nothing a few drinks couldn't sort out.
Thursday, May 20, 2010, 8:57 pm |
People Who Don
Can you believe this? A lady I work with says she finds the words "mother fucker" more offensive than the word "cunt". !chin
Thursday, May 20, 2010, 8:54 pm |
Vegetarians
Nothing has changed. These pasty cunts are still the most anemic looking mother fuckers on the planet.
Thursday, May 20, 2010, 8:53 pm |
National Lottery
The lottery is a bag of shit. We have a syndicate at work that makes fuck all. !bash I've made a larger profit gambling on the footie.
Thursday, May 20, 2010, 8:50 pm |
Gordon Brown is a Cunting Bell End!!
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 19, 2010, 11:26 pm
"Luckily I have earned money doing other stuff as well as cleaning" - are you giving blowjobs to gays in the park toilets?!quote Outwitted by Benny and now having a pathetic stab at Gibson. Try losing some flab and making some funny jokes. Speaking of which, how many spliffs do I need to smoke before I find your jokes mildly amusing?
Thursday, May 20, 2010, 8:46 pm |
Pieman the Pigeon
Pieman the Prick more like.
Thursday, May 20, 2010, 8:41 pm |
Jack Nicholson
I like him in As Good As It Gets.
Thursday, May 20, 2010, 8:32 pm |
Geroge Bush
I am eating peanuts and drinking my first stella of this week. It's got nothing to do with the thread but I don't give a fuck. !grin
Thursday, May 20, 2010, 8:30 pm |
islamic extremest
!quote Quote: Thursday, May 20, 2010, 8:21 pm
We have completely gone off the topic. This is titled ISLAMIC EXTREMISTS not Johnny Foreigner. These fucking rag headed cunts are the plague of the world. Cunts. As for your little group of 4....go for it. If it makes you feel better to be given a Tag or feel part of something go for it. Its like being a Mod or Admin and getting a kick out of it. I will however continue to just be a regular cunt.!quote Sooner or later every thread goes off the topic. Now go eat your fucking greens.
Thursday, May 20, 2010, 8:27 pm |
ben mitchell
Horrible little bastard. Old man Phil is gonna start beating him up soon.
Thursday, May 20, 2010, 8:26 pm |
islamic extremest
It's a little bit of a joke. Thick pasty cunt.
Thursday, May 20, 2010, 8:25 pm |
ben mitchell
It wasn't there when I logged in this morning.
Thursday, May 20, 2010, 6:57 pm |
Co-worker fantasies
Time to go to work. I hope this warm weather means the bitches will be showing some flesh.
Thursday, May 20, 2010, 7:43 am |
Flies
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 19, 2010, 11:57 am
look in the gallerie!quote Highly amusing. Much funnier than our resident comedian "Cunty" !laugh
Wednesday, May 19, 2010, 7:51 pm |
Michelle Keegan
She was voted sexiest female at The British Soap Awards 2010. !drinks
Wednesday, May 19, 2010, 7:48 pm |
Sugababes
Nothing is simple in the world of the Sugababes. In fact, has there ever been a band with a more messy, traumatic and acrimonious pop history than this? The group's personnel has changed so many times that there are now no original singers in the line-up of Heidi Range, Amelle Berrabah and Jade Ewen. This is exactly why founding member Mutya Buena, who put the group together with Siobhán Donaghy and Keisha Buchanan over ten years ago but left in December 2005 because of "personal reasons", launched a lawsuit in March seeking to take ownership of their name. Range, Berrabah and Ewen and their label, Island Records, have today returned fire, issuing a notice of opposition. In a letter to the European Trademarks Authority, they insist that because of the "similarity of the goods and services" provided by Buena "there is a likelihood of confusion on the part of the public." So it seems that the future of one of the most successful female acts in British chart history will be decided in court. The current (and fourth) incarnation is already in choppy waters following the arrival of Ewen. ‘Sweet 7', their first collection of new material together, took a critical mauling upon release earlier this year and has not matched the commercial success of previous releases. Does this signal the end of the band? Perhaps not. In fact, a new dawn seems possible, should Buena, who has been working on music of her own for some months, win the lawsuit. Not only could she then adopt the name but also recruit Buchanan and, perhaps, Donaghy, to bring the original line-up back together. That truly would be an amazing moment in pop history.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010, 6:39 pm |
IT LOOKS LIKE ITS GOING TO RAIN AGAIN
Another sunny day another bright blue sky here !grin I'd better get off to work. Laters cunts !bye
Wednesday, May 19, 2010, 7:40 am |
islamic extremest
!quote Quote: Tuesday, May 18, 2010, 9:01 pm
Wow, you found a thesaurus.!quote Is that a dinosaur that knows a lot of words !laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh
Tuesday, May 18, 2010, 9:18 pm |
islamic extremest
!quote Quote: Tuesday, May 18, 2010, 9:05 pm
Actually, I'm with Cunty, I hate elitism, and feel that every fucker in the world adds value to it in some way, even Benny. Let's scrap the fab four and have a cunts co-operative?!quote Even Benny !laugh
Tuesday, May 18, 2010, 9:17 pm |
islamic extremest
!quote Quote: Tuesday, May 18, 2010, 9:01 pm
Wow, you found a thesaurus.!quote Wiki !laugh
Tuesday, May 18, 2010, 9:06 pm |
islamic extremest
!quote Quote: Tuesday, May 18, 2010, 8:53 pm
Fab 4, elitist.!quote Elitism is the belief or attitude that some individuals, who supposedly form an elite — a select group of people with, intellect, wealth, specialized training or experience, or other distinctive attributes — are those whose views on a matter are to be taken the most seriously or carry the most weight or those who view their own views as so; whose views and/or actions are most likely to be constructive to society as a whole; or whose extraordinary skills, abilities or wisdom render them especially fit to govern. Got it cunts??? !laugh
Tuesday, May 18, 2010, 8:58 pm |
islamic extremest
I epic cunt & 3 king cunts !drinks
Tuesday, May 18, 2010, 8:56 pm |
Volcanoes
!quote Quote: Monday, May 17, 2010, 10:59 pm
!quote Quote: Friday, April 23, 2010, 3:31 pm
!quote Quote: Wednesday, April 21, 2010, 8:03 pm
I do stand up, write them myself along with a mate of mine, don't even need a wank bouncy laughing face to make them funny.!quote Those jokes are fuckin' awful! Dogfart's poo comments are funnier, you make him look like a comedy genuis in comparison. Stick to your day job. You cunt!quote Swift reply sharp witted one !laugh
Tuesday, May 18, 2010, 8:55 pm |
IT LOOKS LIKE ITS GOING TO RAIN AGAIN
Sunny as fuck in Gloucester, always is !grin
Tuesday, May 18, 2010, 8:50 pm |
islamic extremest
!quote Quote: Tuesday, May 18, 2010, 7:47 pm
I get in the fab 4 by default.!quote Nope, it should be the 4 with the most comments i.e. the biggest and best cunts on the site. You, me, cat cunt and Lady P.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010, 7:53 pm |
Cunt Ratings
700 mutha fuckas!!! !bow
Tuesday, May 18, 2010, 7:38 pm |
islamic extremest
!quote Quote: Tuesday, May 18, 2010, 4:55 pm
I haven't got a clue what you two have got going with each other or your clique-y gang of four , but I shat when I saw that photo.!quote Please refer to it as the "Fab 4". Thank you !grin
Tuesday, May 18, 2010, 7:37 pm |
piper fawn
I too have just googled. Not for me. I'm sure a certain someone would suddenly feel the need to masturbate again if they visited her website.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010, 7:33 pm |
Ben Fogle
!quote Quote: Sunday, May 16, 2010, 10:01 pm
!quote Quote: Sunday, May 16, 2010, 8:39 pm
If HT stays we will have to reaccess the Fab 4 !chin!quote Remember Flinty, you are in the fab four by the grace of the cat cunt !chin!quote Your safe, I was thinking of kicking out someone else. !grin
Monday, May 17, 2010, 7:42 am |
Love Triangles In Soaps
!quote Quote: Thursday, May 6, 2010, 7:03 am
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 5, 2010, 10:02 pm
Wednesday night, 10pm, Desperate Housewives time !bye!quote I record the one on Sunday evening.!quote Do you SKY+ it or use VHS?
Sunday, May 16, 2010, 8:51 pm |
Ben Fogle
However, Laszlo/HT I've often wondered if you are the cat cunt. I'll be watching your every move....
Sunday, May 16, 2010, 8:46 pm |
Ben Fogle
Brilliant, a breath of fresh air. Laszlo it is then....!bye
Sunday, May 16, 2010, 8:43 pm |
Ben Fogle
If HT stays we will have to reaccess the Fab 4 !chin
Sunday, May 16, 2010, 8:39 pm |
Ben Fogle
I hope he stays. A harmless cunt and great fun.
Sunday, May 16, 2010, 8:37 pm |
Sugababes
!quote Quote: Sunday, May 16, 2010, 5:59 pm
Why? Harrods doesn't have the same staff as when it started.!quote I have only just got the joke! Comedy genius !laugh
Sunday, May 16, 2010, 8:34 pm |
Whoever fucked up the
I love the random cunt function, it's responsible for a lot of my comments.
Sunday, May 16, 2010, 8:31 pm |
Ben Fogle
I liked Hello There, I wanted to treat him to a KFC. He's nice !laugh
Sunday, May 16, 2010, 8:28 pm |
Sophie Dahl
She's not really a cunt I've changed my mind. Banging set of legs and quite pretty.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 10:40 pm |
Peggy Mitchell
!quote Quote: Friday, March 19, 2010, 10:18 pm
She had a banging set of tits in the 70's though.!quote Those days are over. She's a wrinkly old slut.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 10:38 pm |
British Girls
I'm not too fussed on where a girl is from. If they're pretty and have a decent figure I'll fuck them. Simple really.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 10:35 pm |
Very attractive women.
!quote Quote: Monday, April 19, 2010, 7:44 pm
She's ok, nothing that special.!quote Let me see. Pretty face, nice long dark hair and an athletic figure. All the boxes are ticked. She's perfect.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 10:30 pm |
Checkout Women
I have to admit I'm more than likely to go to the checkout with the nicest looking bitch. Depends how long the queue is though and wether I'm in a rush.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 10:25 pm |
Piss-shy women
Nice photo, not something I've done or would imagine enjoying. I seem to struggle having a piss if someone is watching.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 10:22 pm |
Loose Women
I love to refer to a woman as a bitch. One must be careful though.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 10:12 pm |
Girlfriends
If that bitch in the photo was my girlfriend you wouldn't hear me complaining. She's fit!
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 10:09 pm |
Kerrang
I used to read this shit when I was a teenager. Utter bollocks really.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 9:14 pm |
The Build Up To The F.A Cup Final
This time next week we'll be watching the champions league final.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 9:10 pm |
RETARDS THAT WORK FOR MACDONALDS
!quote Quote: Saturday, May 15, 2010, 7:54 pm
!quote Quote: Saturday, May 15, 2010, 4:39 pm
There is a new take away down the road from me that is called McIndians. How fuckin' stupid is that?!quote It is a bit stupid I must admit. Had a takeaway from there yet?!quote Nope, but it's only a matter of time. The food does look quite nice.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 9:08 pm |
RETARDS THAT WORK FOR MACDONALDS
There is a new take away down the road from me that is called McIndians. How fuckin' stupid is that?
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 4:39 pm |
RETARDS THAT WORK FOR MACDONALDS
I couldn't believe it when I finally arrived. I was as far away as possible from all the shitty day to day life I'd been used to.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 4:31 pm |
diego maradonna
Ooh, 3 users and 2 logged in. Reveal yourself or fuck off.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 4:28 pm |
diego maradonna
Only us 2 online, nobody is watching.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 4:27 pm |
diego maradonna
Do you know all this or are you googling?
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 4:18 pm |
RETARDS THAT WORK FOR MACDONALDS
Kings Cross??!! What were you doing hanging about round there then? It's famous for drugs and whores.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 4:17 pm |
diego maradonna
He could be on the way to winning the world cup as a player and a manager. I don't hink that's been done before.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 4:15 pm |
RETARDS THAT WORK FOR MACDONALDS
!quote Quote: Saturday, May 15, 2010, 4:11 pm
I havn't had a McDonalds for quite a while now. More or less lived on them in Sydney last November.!quote Me too. I also practically lived on them in Oz, cheap and cheerful. I remember one burger had a pineapple slice in it.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 4:13 pm |
The Build Up To The F.A Cup Final
Inter should win.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 4:11 pm |
Paraletic women
I know someone who stuck his cock into a drunk girl whilst she slept. What a cunt eh? Unforgivable really !bleh
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 4:09 pm |
The Build Up To The F.A Cup Final
I agree. I don't know why they changed it, it's miles better having it mid week. !bash
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 4:06 pm |
lilly - screaming - allen
It was quite good to see her crying when Fulham lost !laugh
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 4:05 pm |
RETARDS THAT WORK FOR MACDONALDS
A chicken squats in a shed the size of a football pitch somewhere in the outback of Brazil. And it's not alone. One of tens of thousands, each bird is allowed the floor space equivalent to a sheet of A4 paper and will live for just 40 days before it hits its genetically-engineered slaughter weight. That's if it doesn't perish along the way. Five per cent or so will be unable to cope with the conditions and die even before then. Those that survive will be plucked and butchered in an industrial process the like of which this planet has never before seen. Every year billions of chickens will live and die in this way. Of course, South America is a long way away. But your local McDonald's is not. And that is where a significant proportion of this intensively reared meat will eventually end up.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 4:03 pm |
The Build Up To The F.A Cup Final
I hope Pompey can hold on and get a lucky goal. That smug Russian twat just came up on TV. I'd love to see his face if Pompey win.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 3:49 pm |
The Build Up To The F.A Cup Final
Yes, so I see, just seen the replay. Either way, Chelsea haven't taken the lead and that's a good thing.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 3:44 pm |
The Build Up To The F.A Cup Final
That was a goal, the ball was over the line. Chelsea denied !laugh
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 3:40 pm |
South Africa World Cup
Only 7 different countries have won the world cup.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 3:33 pm |
England Ccricket team
!quote Quote: Friday, May 14, 2010, 11:32 pm
I'm sorry, but has the apocalypse hit the corner or something ? I go out for the evening and there is fuck all happening on here?!quote Yep, if me, you and Gibbo stopped posting the site would probably have to close !chin
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 3:28 pm |
The Build Up To The F.A Cup Final
!quote Quote: Saturday, May 15, 2010, 3:20 pm
1987 & 1988 did pull off big shocks. Liverpool won it in 1989.!quote That was a classic. Beating Everton 3 - 2. Happy days.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 3:24 pm |
South Africa World Cup
We did our World Cup draw at work yesterday. I've got Slovenia so I guess that's my £2 in someone else's pocket.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 3:20 pm |
The Build Up To The F.A Cup Final
!quote Quote: Saturday, May 15, 2010, 3:10 pm
The last real shock in an FA Cup final was in 1988 when Wimbledon beat Liverpool, I was to young to remember it. I know Liverpool had a penalty saved.!quote I remember it very well, I was 10 years old and I was wearing my Liverpool kit that day. It was a shock for sure.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 3:17 pm |
The Build Up To The F.A Cup Final
!quote Quote: Saturday, May 15, 2010, 3:08 pm
It was Chelsea V Everton if I remember right, I wasn't long back from Australia. The match is on in the household. Who's going up Blackpool or Cardiff? I hope it's Blackpool.!quote I don't know, having either team in the premo is going to be interesting.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 3:15 pm |
The Build Up To The F.A Cup Final
I know what you mean, I'm only watching because I've nothing better to do! I only watched it last year because I had big money riding on Chelsea. I was at a bbq party that day and it was a lot warmer than today. The weather has been a bit shit so far this year.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 3:05 pm |
The Build Up To The F.A Cup Final
Chelsea have never done a double. I hope that's still the case after this game. To think Pompey could win the FA Cup and get relegated in the same season is a bit weird.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 3:00 pm |
The Build Up To The F.A Cup Final
Is that your prediction then? I'm going for 3 - 1 to Chelsea.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 2:58 pm |
I love having my bacon sandwich every morning!
I've just had a big breakfast at the cafe. 2 eggs, 2 bacon, sausage, mushrooms, beans and toast. £4.15. !bow
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 12:59 pm |
The Build Up To The F.A Cup Final
I suppose. It would be great if Pompey pulled something out of the bag though, I'll be cheering them on today.
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 11:32 am |
John Lennon
Jealous Guy springs to mind.
Friday, May 14, 2010, 6:55 pm |
John Lennon
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 11:26 pm
What the fuck is your problem? I said 'reminds', not 'looks like'. !what!quote Yeah I know, I can read. I did not confuse the two. Therefore, you remind her of John Lennon when he was high on LCD.
Thursday, May 13, 2010, 4:53 pm |
John Lennon
!quote Quote: Monday, April 26, 2010, 6:24 pm
The girlfriend says I remind her of the long haired bespectacled version.!quote Confused.com
Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 10:59 pm |
John Lennon
A pity Fulham didn't do it but at the end of the day nobody cares really.!drinks
Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 10:57 pm |
John Lennon
Whatever happens it was meant to be. Some cunts just don't get it. I for one celebrate cat cunts 48th year on the planet. I wish nothing but a great life for anybody of a normal excistence a great life !grin
Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 10:55 pm |
John Lennon
Fulham back in it!
Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 8:22 pm |
John Lennon
I don't really listen to The Beatles by choice but I kinda like their songs when they pop up here and there.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 8:20 pm |
John Lennon
Oh shit, Fulham are 1 - 0 down.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 8:17 pm |
John Lennon
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 8:11 pm
4 classics there. The years for those songs in the order they were released. 1969, 1968, 1967 and 1964. Trivia: What album is 'All You Need Is Love' on?!quote Magical Mystery Tour? 1967 by Lennon I think !chin
Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 8:12 pm |
John Lennon
Also, Day Tripper, Strawberry Fields Forever, Ticket to Ride.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 8:11 pm |
John Lennon
Come together, Hey Jude, All you need is love and a Hard Days Night.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 8:07 pm |
Feet
The feet that are in the picture in the gallery are rather nice.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 8:04 pm |
England team
I'm coming around to the idea that Argentina could win it, they have some great players !chin
Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 8:01 pm |
John Lennon
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 6:48 pm
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 6:24 pm
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 6:20 pm
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 5:45 pm
A pic of the model will appear in the gallery in due course.!quote Now there. The exact one I own, not a picture from the Internet.!quote I just can't get very excited about that.!quote You should see my collection, it's massive.!quote You should see my willy, it's massive !grin
Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 8:00 pm |
John Lennon
What's your favourite song?
Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 7:58 pm |
Race For Life
Diego Foreskin should've scored that. The ex manc cunt !bleh
Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 7:57 pm |
Race For Life
I've found that by taking part in the charity event is the best way to avoid having to cough up a donation. However, the race for life is only for women, so that's me fucked.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 7:14 pm |
John Lennon
I used to play a little harmonica. All My Loving was the first tune I ever learnt.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 7:09 pm |
Race For Life
I dunno, they could win. They have a decent chance !chin
Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 7:07 pm |
John Lennon
Which thread got deleted then?
Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 7:00 pm |
Race For Life
Happy 48th Birthday to cat cunt. I will drink a Stella or 6 for you tonight !bye
Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 6:57 pm |
John Lennon
!quote Quote: Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 10:10 pm
Liquid Crystal display but think he meant LSD? LCD is funnier though.!quote Of course I meant LSD, and yes LCD is funnier. !grin
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 10:14 pm |
John Lennon
!laugh!laugh!laugh
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 9:56 pm |
John Lennon
!quote Quote: Monday, April 26, 2010, 6:24 pm
The girlfriend says I remind her of the long haired bespectacled version.!quote Yeah, when he was on LCD !laugh
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 9:50 pm |
Golden Arches
Relax wouldn't even make my top 1000. Utter shit in my opinion. A song about gay anal sex !bleh
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:31 pm |
Gordon Brown is a Cunting Bell End!!
That can't be too bad. At least your not cleaning old peoples bums.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:28 pm |
Gordon Brown is a Cunting Bell End!!
What do you have to clean?
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:25 pm |
Labour Politicians
I want Mr Balls to be Prime Minister.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:23 pm |
Labour Politicians
I don't care anymore I wanna watch East fuckin' enders !bash
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:20 pm |
Cunto Cunt
100% true, it was in The Sun.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:18 pm |
Labour Politicians
That's more like the Cunty I know !laugh
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:16 pm |
Golden Arches
!quote Quote: Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 6:54 pm
There are much better songs from the 80s.!quote The whole Thriller album for starters !laugh
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:15 pm |
Cunto Cunt
!quote Quote: Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:11 pm
!quote Quote: Monday, August 3, 2009, 8:40 pm
His wife is an even bigger cunt!quote She would not have much without him. Only a job on a supermarket checkout and living in a run down council house.!quote She didn't seem to mind him paying to shag grannies either.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:14 pm |
Labour Politicians
I think I preferred your shit jokes.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:12 pm |
Gordon Brown is a Cunting Bell End!!
!quote Quote: Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:05 pm
It is time for a change but having David Cameron as Prime Minister does give me cause for concern.!quote Me too. What the fuck was that "hug a hoodie" crap. The bloke's a twat. End of story.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:10 pm |
England team
30 names on the list but which 7 will not make it I wonder !chin
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:09 pm |
Adobe Fucking Acrobat Whatsit.
What cracks me up is that once again we have gone way off the thread...!laugh
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 8:21 pm |
Adobe Fucking Acrobat Whatsit.
Hmm... tricky one. Not sure about that but I think Teri Hatcher is the one I fancy the most.
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 8:19 pm |
People who deny listening to Basshunter
Complete and utter shite !bleh
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 7:46 pm |
Adobe Fucking Acrobat Whatsit.
!quote Quote: Sunday, May 9, 2010, 7:31 pm
Listing on Ebay, taking ages.!quote Watching Desperate Housewives at 10pm?
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 7:42 pm |
Danny Dyer
I know. What is the greatest movie of all time !chin
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 6:11 pm |
manchester united won, chelsea didn
*correct
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 5:31 pm |
manchester united won, chelsea didn
!quote Quote: Sunday, May 9, 2010, 4:16 pm
!quote Quote: Sunday, May 9, 2010, 4:09 pm
First blood to Chelsea. The title is theirs to lose.!quote I am expecting an avalanche of goals from Chelsea.!quote Your first corect prediction for quite some time !grin
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 5:30 pm |
manchester united won, chelsea didn
It's all over. No 19th league title for Cunts Utd !bow
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 5:25 pm |
People who dont live in London
!quote Quote: Sunday, May 9, 2010, 4:29 pm
What did you do New Years Eve 1999?!quote Gatecrasher, Sheffield. At about 5 to midnight the music stopped because some cunt had climbed the rafters. Completely ruined the atmosphere.
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 4:33 pm |
The people who use the speaker button on their mobile phones to listen to music
!quote Quote: Sunday, May 9, 2010, 1:55 pm
I have every Beatles song on my mobile phone.!quote Really? How large is the memory on that thing?
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 4:29 pm |
People who dont live in London
I don't mind visiting, I've been there many times. I spent New Years Eve at Alexandra Palace in 1998. New Order and Underworld headlined seperate stages.
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 4:27 pm |
manchester united won, chelsea didn
If my acca comes in today I'll win several hundred pounds. Fingers crossed.
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 4:23 pm |
People who dont live in London
Fuck living in London, too many cunts.
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 4:17 pm |
fiona
Yep, when she's got her make up and glad rags on she is a decent MILF. I have seen some pictures of her looking quite rough though.
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 4:14 pm |
manchester united won, chelsea didn
First blood to Chelsea. The title is theirs to lose.
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 4:09 pm |
manchester united won, chelsea didn
I don't wamt it to happen, I would prefer Chelsea to win it than the Cunts. The lesser of the 2 evils for me.
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 3:57 pm |
Cunts that add song lyrics to every thread
It's a new day, but it all feels old It's a good life, that's what I'm told But everything, it all just feels the same At my high school, it felt more to me Like a jail cell, a penitentiary My time spent there, it only made me see That I don't ever wanna be like you I don't wanna do the things you do I'm never gonna hear the words you say and I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna be You...don't wanna be just like you Oh what I'm sayin' is this is the anthem, throw all your hands up, you... don't wanna be you!!!!! !laugh
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 3:30 pm |
Golden Arches
!quote Quote: Wednesday, April 21, 2010, 8:16 pm
Now and again I get headaches. so, I go down the Doctors… “Can you describe the symptoms?” says the doc. “Yeh, no problem… Homer is a lazy yellow fat bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair!”!quote So what the fuck has this shit joke got to do with Golden Arches? Fuck all is the answer.
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 3:21 pm |
Cunts that add song lyrics to every thread
So when you see me on your block with two glocks Screaming "Fuck the World" like Tupac I just don't give a fuck!! Talking that shit behind my back, dirty mackin telling your boys that I'm on crack I just don't give a fuck!! So put my tape back on the rack Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack I just don't give a fuck!! But see me on the street and duck Cause you gon' get stuck, stoned, and snuffed Cause I just don't give a fuck!! !laugh
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 1:17 pm |
Cunts that add song lyrics to every thread
As opposed to posting a shit joke or 5 on every thread? !laugh
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 1:08 pm |
Danny Dyer
The prick didn't even write that column, someone else was doing it for him. The bloke 's an illiterate fool. A one trick pony of a cunt.
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 11:06 am |
The people who use the speaker button on their mobile phones to listen to music
I have been listening to the most recent LP's by Ian Brown, Plan B, Florence and the Machine.
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 11:00 am |
Danny Dyer
!quote Quote: Sunday, May 9, 2010, 10:48 am
!quote Quote: Sunday, May 9, 2010, 12:05 am
The bloke is a prick no doubt. Human Traffic is good though, it sums up a life I used to live many moons ago.!quote 'choose life' eh? What a fucking drag........................!quote I think you'll find the "choose life" thingy comes from the movie Trainspotting. Nothing to do with Dickboy Dyer. I am choosing life today though, shortly I'll be off on my mountain bike for a couple of hours, building up my appetite for a huge Sunday lunch in a nice pub. Mmm... choose life...
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 10:58 am |
Natalie Imbruglia
I'm all out of faith, This is how I feel, I'm cold and I am shamed, Lying naked on the floor, Illusion never changed, Into something real, I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn...
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 10:54 am |
Natalie Imbruglia
Oooh!!! She's so fuckin' lush! Hotter than a zinger for deffo! I wanna spray my cum all over her pretty face.
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 10:51 am |
Michael Jackson.
Every night she walks right in my dreams. Since I met her from the start. I'm so proud I am the only one, who is special in her heart...
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 10:50 am |
Golden Arches
Ooo! and it's alright and it's comin' 'long, We got to get right back to where we started from, Love is good, love can be strong, We got to get right back to where we started from! Oh-ohhhhh! Do you remember that day (That sunny day) When you first came my way, I said no one could take your place, And if you get hurt, (If you get hurt) By the little things I say, I can put that smile back on your face. Ooo! and it's alright and it's comin' 'long, We got to get right back to where we started from, Love is good, love can be strong, We got to get right back to where we started from. A love like ours (A love like ours) Can never fade away, You know it's only just begun, You give me your love (Give me your love) I just can't stay away, I know that you're the only one... !grin
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 10:45 am |
Danny Dyer
The bloke is a prick no doubt. Human Traffic is good though, it sums up a life I used to live many moons ago.
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 12:05 am |
Michael Jackson.
It's close to midnight...
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 12:00 am |
Fat cunts.
I love non PC humour, these days you have to be careful, except here !chin
Saturday, May 8, 2010, 11:59 pm |
Fat cunts.
Give it up mate, your jokes are shite. Stick to your day job. On the other hand, if coming here to tell your jokes or test your material gets you through the day then by all means keep posting them. To be fair I love a joke that only I get.
Saturday, May 8, 2010, 11:44 pm |
Footballers
I'm quite looking forward to the final day tomorrow. The plan is to have a nice Sunday dinner and the kick back and see how the season ends. As a Liverpool fan I'll be glad it's over. Bring on the magic of the World Cup !grin
Saturday, May 8, 2010, 11:37 pm |
...and there was me thinking I was the only bored cunt tonight...
Saturday, May 8, 2010, 11:31 pm |
Simon Walsh @Computacenter
Looks like a Chelsea fan too !bleh
Saturday, May 8, 2010, 11:19 am |
Simon Walsh @Computacenter
He looks like a brown nosing cunt to me !bleh
Saturday, May 8, 2010, 11:16 am |
Anne Robinson
A sausage sandwich and a glass of orange juice for breakfast today !grin
Saturday, May 8, 2010, 11:15 am |
Simon Walsh @Computacenter
A nasty piece of work. Looks like a tory veggie cunt to me !bleh
Friday, May 7, 2010, 11:26 pm |
avril lavigne
!quote Quote: Monday, July 6, 2009, 8:56 pm
She's not bad but needs bigger tits pronto.!quote This is one of the earliest posts I can find that was by me. Maybe I have a month or 2 before my full first year !chin
Friday, May 7, 2010, 7:18 pm |
New cunts
The guy who logs in as Bennyblanco told me about it a few times so I thought I'd try it. I have visited regularly ever since.
Friday, May 7, 2010, 7:14 pm |
New cunts
I have but I wish I didn't. The few I have mentioned it to though haven't bothered to visit. Plus it was ages ago. I am coming up to my first full year on here. I think I joined in with the fun around about this time last year.
Friday, May 7, 2010, 6:57 pm |
Papercuts
Everything I say is the truth !laugh
Friday, May 7, 2010, 4:52 pm |
Trying to take a shit
I have no problem taking a shit these days. I usually take one about 7.15am. You could set your watch by it.
Friday, May 7, 2010, 4:52 pm |
Papercuts
The biggest pain any woman will feel is my erect penis entering their vagina. A pleasurable pain though.
Friday, May 7, 2010, 4:49 pm |
Cunts who only want to
America is a wonderful country ruined by Americans.
Friday, May 7, 2010, 4:43 pm |
Anne Robinson
Would you care to add one to the gallery so I can see for myself? Where's your avatar?
Friday, May 7, 2010, 4:42 pm |
New cunts
Fuck the new users, we have enough of us here. I would probably lose interest in CC if there were shitloads of cunts posting. I like the select few that we are. !grin
Friday, May 7, 2010, 4:04 pm |
Cunts who only want to
There is nothing wrong with wanting to feel good. NOTHING.
Friday, May 7, 2010, 3:58 pm |
Central Heating Boilers
The new boiler was fitted Tuesday as well as a new cooker and 2 new fires. So far so good. My landlord is not a complete cunt after all.
Friday, May 7, 2010, 3:56 pm |
Papercuts
A papercut on the bellend must be one of the worst things that could happen to a man.
Friday, May 7, 2010, 3:52 pm |
Cheese Rolling Cunts
This event did not take place in Watford. The poster is a thick cunt.
Friday, May 7, 2010, 3:46 pm |
PISSED SLAGS
To be fair women shouldn't be allowed to drink alcohol. They can't handle it. It turns them into nasty drunken sluts. Alcohol is a privilege that should be reserved only for men.
Friday, May 7, 2010, 3:29 pm |
Anne Robinson
It looks like something from a cheaply produced reader's wives porno. It smacks of trailor trash. If you are gonna put up a pic of legs and underwear at least make it slightly classy. I wouldn't know what a cheaply produced readers wives porno looks like so I can't compare I'm afraid.
Friday, May 7, 2010, 3:23 pm |
Alf Stewart
Alf Stewart is a legend.
Friday, May 7, 2010, 3:20 pm |
manchester united won, chelsea didn
The end of the season Sunday. It's not quite over yet. The cunts will be ready to take advantage if there is an upset at the bridge. It wouldn't surprise me if it happened.
Friday, May 7, 2010, 3:17 pm |
fergie
Ginger toe sucking slut !bleh
Friday, May 7, 2010, 3:13 pm |
FRIENDS
I still find the re runs amusing. I've always voted for Cox, she's hotter than a zinger! Cougar Town is rather shit though.
Thursday, May 6, 2010, 8:22 pm |
Gareth Gates
A has been !sleep
Thursday, May 6, 2010, 8:14 pm |
2010 General Election
!quote Quote: Thursday, May 6, 2010, 10:45 am
I didn't vote for Conservatives.!quote Good. Me too. Anyone who doesn't vote is a thick cunt really.
Thursday, May 6, 2010, 8:12 pm |
Love Triangles In Soaps
Wednesday night, 10pm, Desperate Housewives time !bye
Wednesday, May 5, 2010, 10:02 pm |
The Absence Of Gibson
Dead? Freaky cunt! This place is a ghost town without the engine room. You for one thrive on him and what his "boring posts" are about. Twat. !grin
Wednesday, May 5, 2010, 9:59 pm |
Anne Robinson
Fuck all wrong with Mrs Roops avatar if you ask me. As for it being offensive...!what
Wednesday, May 5, 2010, 9:47 pm |
Alf Stewart
!quote Quote: Wednesday, May 5, 2010, 7:32 pm
It's time we all posted one of ourselves from some weird angle or something?!quote Yep, I'm working on finding the right one.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010, 7:46 pm |
Central Heating Boilers
I'm getting a new boiler fitted on Tuesday. The landlord's paying for it too. One of the few benefits of renting I suppose.
Sunday, May 2, 2010, 10:47 pm |
Bono the poet...
!quote Quote: Monday, May 11, 2009, 9:41 pm
Hallo agi