Profile of Frenchman
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Frenchman Cunts
Cunt whose dog shit on our doorstep
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If I catch you again, I'll make you eat it then put a screwdriver through your dog and you, you fucking anti-social cunt.The Boss seeing you're on cunts corner
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... is a cunt The boss just breezed past to say hello and could plainly see I was investing serious work time in this site. He's French and may not understand, but a cunt's a cunt in any language, no? What a cunt I am !bashReading the girlfriend's Grazia
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....is a cunt because you can never get a peek at it. Going for a shit this morning I wanted to browse the Mrs' copy but would she give it up? No way. Come on girlfriends, let your metrosexual fellas have a look at Grazia, you cunts.Romas
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This entry will probably be taken down by Mrs Roops, but Romas, gypsies, whatever the fuck they call themselves, are cunts, cunts, cunts. Get a house or don't, but don't rock up outside someone's town in a caravan and leave your shit and nappies everywhere when you've left, you filthy cunts.Van drivers
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These cunts are always cutting me up when I'm cycling - then go mental like it's my fault. Fuck off out of the cycle path and lose some weight you fat, balding cunts. France
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New to this cunting site. Am a Brit living in France but getting weary of striking footballers and shitty service. Is this a land of cunts - or am I the cunt for moving here. Answers from you cunts out there would be appreciated.Frenchman Comment's
Foreigners That Come To The UK And Speak To Each Other In Their Own Language Infront Of Us Brits
This thread is appallingly cunty in its xenophobia. You cunts need to come to France to see how cringeworthy some Brits and Sceptics are, talking to railway staff like they're retarded when it's the cunty tourists who need euthanasing. !bash!bash!bash!bash
Wednesday, August 11, 2010, 4:30 pm |
Women with undercuts
I agree with Flinty - undercuts are for undercunts.
Monday, August 9, 2010, 4:11 pm |
Cunting shop assistants, who think they can fit all your shopping, in one thin bag
Anyone who uses a plastic bag is a lazy cunt.
Monday, August 9, 2010, 4:10 pm |
Having To Be Out Of Pocket
What a bunch of whingeing cunts. You lot could get French nationality no problem !laugh!grin
Thursday, August 5, 2010, 11:37 am |
Duplicate Nominations and Morphing
Well cunted, Madame. Just logged on to CC to find a load of new cunts posted by the same daft cunt chelsea2010. Clearly a ladyboy or maybe a Nigerian spammer, or a Nigerian ladyboy. Either way, fuck off with your doss nominations.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 10:59 am |
Krispy Creme Donuts
In the US, Krispy Kreme are the staple of the underclass - available at any and every service station. What else is there to say? Krispy kunts.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 10:30 am |
People who go on and about the same thing over and over again.
Bill Murray is a top cunt. I read he doesn't even have an agent, just calls his own shots on what movies to take. A modest and funny cunt. Class
Thursday, July 29, 2010, 6:08 pm |
Worzel Gummidge
Aunt Sally was scarier. Any lass who'd want a straw cock up the clopper should be given a wide berth.
Thursday, July 29, 2010, 6:04 pm |
Just Testing
Mrs Roops = creepy, omnipresent cunt. Fair dos, I suppose, it is her cunting site after all.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 6:41 pm |
Ginger Discrimination
Have you cunts lost the plot?? I've got ginger mates and they're still cunts, all of 'em. Did we ever have a ginger PM, or the Yanks a ginger President? GINGERS ARE CUNTS !bash
Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 6:39 pm |
Reading the girlfriend
My apologies for the name mix-up. If I had a cunt, I'd beat it with a birch.
Monday, July 26, 2010, 7:05 pm |
The French
The French have only in the last 10 years or so really faced up to their shameful record as collaborator cunts. It's still a very touchy subject if you're out having a pint with the Garlic crunchers. Come on, you French cunts, the Germans have got over it and they've got the best form for being wartime genocidal cunts.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 4:21 pm |
Reading the girlfriend
!quote Quote: Sunday, July 25, 2010, 3:22 pm
Would you prefer me to refer to it as a cock? A dick perhaps? Frenchman! Only a cunt would call himself Frenchman.!quote That's why it's called Cunts Corner, Cunty!
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 4:18 pm |
Reading the girlfriend
Only a true cunt would call his dick a penis.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 3:19 pm |
Reading the girlfriend
Male cunts who read Grazia, get excited about Sex and the City 2, use handcream as a care product instead of a wank lube, etc.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 12:39 pm |
Cunts who order a "Glass of Beer"
!quote Quote: Sunday, July 25, 2010, 4:33 am
!quote Quote: Saturday, July 24, 2010, 9:07 pm
In France, they all order a "demi" at the bar - it's not even half a pint. So if you actually do drink a few pints, they think you're virtually alcoholic and likely to kick off, the soft gallic cunts.!quote There is a bit of logic behind drinking beer in smaller quantities. I used to do it myself in my drinking days. you see, my friend, if you drink a smaller beer, from a smaller glass the beer stays cooler for longer and tastes better than if you drink a pint and end up with a load of piss warm backwash. It is not the size of the glass we drink from that pertains french people to think we are alcoholics but rather the manner in which we have no respect for alcohol in any way whatsoever. People tend to forget that it is a drug.!quote You must be un cunt francais making remarks like that. With no manufacturing base and a fucked economy, drinking a lot of pints is one of the few reasons to be British and proud.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 12:37 pm |
Cunts who order a "Glass of Beer"
In France, they all order a "demi" at the bar - it's not even half a pint. So if you actually do drink a few pints, they think you're virtually alcoholic and likely to kick off, the soft gallic cunts.
Saturday, July 24, 2010, 9:07 pm |
Thom Yorke
They are cunts with their pretentious shite, but they've made some crackers over the years: The Bends, Karma Police etc.
Friday, July 23, 2010, 11:26 am |
The Sundays
Radiohead are borderline cunts: some great songs, but they disappeared up their arses long ago. Putting a record out and asking people to offer what they want for it says it all. Cuntish behaviour
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 10:10 am |
The Sundays
You'd get quality pillow chat with Harriet Wheeler and a nice glass of wine, too I bet - no shitty cheapo Chardonnay.
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 9:32 am |
The Forum
Benny Blanco, is that a record sleeve on your profile pic? I'm a blind cunt and can't read it.
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 8:45 am |
The Sundays
It's cuntish to call The Sundays cunts. A brilliant underrated band with a true babe fronting them. There are so many cunts in music - boring cunts like U2, the Rolling Stones, Coldplay. Anyone who bashes the Sundays is a cunt !bash
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 8:23 am |
Newest Members:
What happened to Gibson?
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 8:13 am |
White Gangsta
Teaching Gangsta's to hold breath through their arseholes?! I think that's in the CIA handbook for waterboarding !laugh What about holding your breath through your cunt?
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 8:10 am |
Newest Members:
I'm a newby member, you cunts! Been on holiday, hence no posts for a bit. But back in the cunting saddle now. All you cunts should get outside for some cunting sun.
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 8:05 am |
Nigerian Scammers
Shit football team that gets disbanded by the government and spam emails: what a cuntry.
Friday, July 9, 2010, 4:17 pm |
NOT WATCHING TELEVISION NEWS
TV news is definitely a cunt and the 24hr variety is the biggest media cunt going. Otherwise how else could a stranded whale in the Thames dominate the news cycle for a day? I bet there are even better recent examples. "Let's cross live now to so and so for fuck all information." Cunts
Friday, July 9, 2010, 3:07 pm |
Keystone Kps chasing Raoul Moat.
French cops are arguably bigger cunts. They ask you to put your T-shirt back on in the park when it's 35c and you want to soak up a few rays. Les cunts.
Thursday, July 8, 2010, 5:20 pm |
Nigerian Scammers
What a great cunt entry! I live in Paris and there are loads of these fuckers who try to rip people off with accommodation scams - asking you to send $1000 off to Nigeria in return for keys by post. Needless to say, plenty of dumb Americans have done just that. The emails are very standard, with the cunt in question talking about going on a crusade 'cos he's a priest. I'd happily go on a crusade to wipe out these cunts.
Thursday, July 8, 2010, 5:18 pm |
lawns
!quote Quote: Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 4:36 pm
I am not sure. I played a gig in that bar and ended up getting my head shaved afterwards. Luckily they gave my a tampon with the haircut as they made a complete CUNT of it!!quote You're symptomatic of a Broken Britain full of cunts. Get outside and mow your lawn
Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 5:48 pm |
Dermot O
He plays better records than most of the cunts on radio.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 5:26 pm |
Cash4Gold
A solid gold cunt would be worth a fortune - Gordon Brown has one on his mantlepiece.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 5:22 pm |
France
!quote Quote: Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 3:36 pm
Hitler Youth? Are they affiliated with the Catholic Church in some way?!quote The Catholic Church in Germany largely turned a blind eye to the Nazis and the Holocaust. Cardinal Ratzinger was in the Hitler Youth but tried to make out he wasn't into Swastikas and the rest. Why not just say, yeah, sorry, it was evil. What a cunt.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 5:04 pm |
Abba
The biggest cunts are wedding DJs who play those fucking awful Abba medleys - just 20 seconds of each hit. It's music-lite for cunts who don't like music. You're all evil cunts who should be hanged while being made to listen to Panic by the Smiths.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 3:55 pm |
France
The Pope did OK out of the Hitler Youth - the AIDS denying cunt (no offence intended to any Catholics).
Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 3:34 pm |
South Africa World Cup
FIFA are today wanking themselves off about how 3 million fans have watched the games at the Fan Fests. I went to a good few of them and they were shit, with shit food and godawful Budweiser beer. Plus what about all the empty seats in the grounds. FIFA: Federation of International Fucking Arseholecunts.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 3:22 pm |
"YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US"
!quote Quote: Friday, August 21, 2009, 3:44 pm
OH YEAH. so why is it when i phone the electricity / gas board, they make you hold the poxy line for like what seems a fucking eternity listen to some shiyte music THEN when you get through it,s some silly paki fucker. (WHY). that go,s for sky tv CUNTstomer sevice desk.!bash BASTARDS.!quote
Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 3:17 pm |
Greboes
Is it Neil from the Young Ones? They were all great cunts.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 3:06 pm |