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When Other People Mock Someone Elses Misfortune

When Other People Mock Someone Elses MisfortuneThis really gets my goat when people do this. It's bad enough going through all the crap without all the shit and piss taking you get from some other cunt.


Wasps

WaspsThese fucking things really get my goat. The bastards are everywhere at the moment. They are a nuisance and don't offer anything to society except a nasty sting that requires a whole bottle of vinegar to eradicate.


When People Take Sides Of The First Party They Speak To In A Situation Without Speaking To The Other Party Involves

When People Take Sides Of The First Party They Speak To In A Situation Without Speaking To The Other Party InvolvesThis really gets my goat when people do this. Surely before you take sides you would listen to what both parties have to say before passing judgment. People that take the side of the first party without talking to the other are just cunts basically.


When People Bring Their Home Issues To Work

When People Bring Their Home Issues To WorkThis really gets my goat when people bring their home issues to work and take it out on their fellow workers. It really isn't necessary and pisses people off as we all have problems of our own.


The Woman That Threw The Kitten Into The Wheelie Bin

The Woman That Threw The Kitten Into The Wheelie BinThis woman is the scum of the Earth, if I had caught her doing it I would have chucked her in the fucking bin head first. It was good it was caught on camera because when the cunt is identified she will never be able to go anywhere and all her family will see what a cruel cunt she is. What the fuck goes through these people's heads? I expect the Police won't do fuck all either as they are to busy wanking themselves off over how much money they can make from motorists.


When Hard Work Is Undone By Other Peoples Laziness, Incompetence or Selfishness

When Hard Work Is Undone By Other Peoples Laziness, Incompetence or SelfishnessThis really gets my goat when you are hard at work and other people don't seem to understand the importance of it all and just fart arse around.


People That Fake Incidents & Injury For Compensation

People That Fake Incidents & Injury For CompensationCunts that do this should be shot at dawn and fed to the lions.


When You Are Working With Someone And They Change Personality When Someone Else Turns Up

When You Are Working With Someone And They Change Personality When Someone Else Turns UpThis really gets my goat when you are working with someone and then somebody else turns up for their shift they change personality and start acting strange towards you.


When People With Big And Loud Gobs Drop You In The Shit Or Embarrass You

When People With Big And Loud Gobs Drop You In The Shit Or Embarrass YouThis really gets my goat when people with big and loud gobs have to broadcast something in front of other people when it should only be a personal matter. If there is one thing that really fucks me off it's this.


Putting Right Other People's Laziness

Putting Right Other PeopleThis really gets my goat. On numorous occasions now I have had to do this which is a real pain when I am busy trying to do something else. They walk away and wash their hands of what they were supposed to have done and I am the one who has to do the stuff they couldn't be bothered to do.


Trying To Get On With Work And Having Disruptions

Trying To Get On With Work And Having DisruptionsThis really gets my goat. At work today, trying to get on and keep getting a load of disruptions when I am trying to get my own work done. One good thing today, I was told I was "A National Treasure"


Being Answerable To People

Being Answerable To PeopleThis really gets my goat when all you are doing is trying to earn a living and get by without any hassle and you have to be answerable to someone when something isn't right.


When People Think They Can Talk To You How They Like

When People Think They Can Talk To You How They LikeThis really gets my goat when people do this. Today for instance I get a really stupid sarcastic comment of someone and then just as it was home time I get sworn at by someone just because I told them that we have got a problem and I have even agreed to be the one that rectifys it. I have fought tooth and nail to keep them above water and all I get in return is a barrage of shit.


When People Say They Are Working To A Budget

When People Say They Are Working To A BudgetThis really gets my goat. Work for instance, the manager drives around in a fucking Bentley. Has flown to Spain at the drop of a hat, yet says that because a budget has been made everyone has to make do with inferior hours which means everyone is under pressure and they wont pay the money to buy stock in which would really make everyone's life easier. Most probably got about £50 million in the bank as well.


When You Are Trying To Do Something And People Interfere

When You Are Trying To Do Something And People InterfereThis really gets my goat when people do this. If there is one thing I hate, it's when people interfere.


Being Governed By The Weather

Being Governed By The WeatherThis really gets my goat when you are trying to do a job such as cut the grass, wash the car etc and its the only chance you have to do it and it's fucking raining meaning it has to suffer. !bash


Washing Up

Washing UpIt's a real drag when you get home from work and have to go through all the hassle of cooking dinner and then have all the hassle of washing up. Usually by the time I get home, cook dinner, eat it and then wash up it has been two hours since I finished work. I suppose I should not moan to much as I might not have a job soon anyway.


When People Make A Song And Dance Over Something

When People Make A Song And Dance Over Something This really gets my goat when people make such a song and dance about stuff mainly at work even though have no control over what happens when they are not there anyway. Life is to short for all this bollocks.


When People Are Fart Arsing Around

When People Are Fart Arsing AroundThis also gets my goat. Like at work when you are trying to get something done in a certain time and all the other people are doing is fart arsing around without a care in the world. This is why things are in such a mess. There just doesnt seem to be any urgency, to much time is spent fart arsing around.


Foreigners That Come To The UK And Speak To Each Other In Their Own Language Infront Of Us Brits

Foreigners That Come To The UK And Speak To Each Other In Their Own Language Infront Of Us BritsApologies for the long Cunt Name but this really gets my goat when these foreigners come over to the UK and speak to each other in their own language infront of British people. It really isn't on, they could be talking about anything. If we went to their country and did that I dread to think what would happen, yet in Britain you can get away with anyway.


When A Washing Machine Wont Spin At The End Of A Cycle

When A Washing Machine Wont Spin At The End Of A CycleFuck Me. I had absolute disaster with this. I put some duvets and pillows into the washing machine and the bastard thing just would not spin at the end of the cycle no matter what I did, I tried opening the door and moving all the stuff around in the drum on numorous occasions but to no avail. So what I had to do was empty the machine and just put a few bits back in at a time and let it complete the eight minute spin which finally worked. I got absolutely drowned in the process and the floor was like the English Channel. I got there in the end but what a catastrophe. Everytime I see a washing machine I am going to be reminded of that horrible experience.


People That Think They Are Gods Gift At A Job When Their Not

People That Think They Are Gods Gift At A Job When Their NotThis sort of thing really gets on my nerves. Such as when people think they are God's gift at their job when their not and then critizise how other people do the same job even if they are actually doing it better.


When People Use Others & Then Do The Dirty On Them

When People Use Others & Then Do The Dirty On ThemPeople that do this sort of thing should be shot at dawn and fed to the lions.


Having To Be Out Of Pocket

Having To Be Out Of PocketIt really gets on my nerves when I have to be continually out of pocket just for a quiet life.


Coin Dozer On My Phone

Coin Dozer On My PhoneThere must be a fault with this game as I downloaded the update ages ago where you could win Umbrellas yet I have never had one. I also have four purple dices but no blue ones. I have four blue and yellow hearts but no purple or red. Everyone else has a mixture of everything.


Job Uncertainty

Job UncertaintyIf you are lucky enough to have a job this sort of thing is enough to drive you round the bend.


When People Don't Say Thank You After You Put Yourself To Help Them

When People DonThis has happened on numorous occasions recently. Such as when I got in to work at 7.30am to get something done I never got a thank you yet the person who got there an hour later did. It makes my blood boil.


Cruelty To Animals

Cruelty To AnimalsHanging should be bought back for cunts that do this.


Racing Against The Clock

Racing Against The ClockIn some ways it brings the best out of me but it's a real pain when you are racing against the clock to try and get something done to avoid getting a bollocking of someone.


When People Talk About Others Behind Their Backs

When People Talk About Others Behind Their BacksThis really gets me when people do this. Why not just keep your opinions to yourself or air your grievance to the person in question.


People That You Work With That Act They Own The Place When They Clearly Don't

People That You Work With That Act They Own The Place When They Clearly DonThis really fucks me off when people in a workplace act like they own the place. Basically it's like what I said in my previous nomination, just because they are a relative or dropping their knickers or pants for someone they think have a given right to boss people about and call the shots.


When People At Work Get Away With Murder And Get All The Decent Shifts Or The Only Shifts Going And Get Out Of Doing All The Shit Because They Are A Relative Of Who Is In Charge Or They Are Knocking Someone Off

When People At Work Get Away With Murder And Get All The Decent Shifts Or The Only Shifts Going And Get Out Of Doing All The Shit Because They Are A Relative Of Who Is In Charge Or They Are Knocking Someone OffThis really fucks me off when people at work who are a relative of who is in charge or are knocking someone off get all the decent shifts or the only shifts that are going and get away with murder whilst all the others have to do all the shit and get paid the same money. It's really unfair and should not be allowed to happen in the workplace. Why should they be priviledged because they are a family member or are dropping their knickers or pants for someone? It makes my blood boil.


applescruff Comment's

People With "Funny" Avatars
!quote Quote: Thursday, September 9, 2010, 1:20 am
!quote Quote: Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 6:23 pm
I don't actually clean caravans.
!quote I'm really not interested, are you interested in what I do?
!quote Not really but I have got three days of pure shit coming up. I knew all week was going to be tough, I've done the three easier days now I have got the three REAL difficult days coming up.
Thursday, September 9, 2010, 6:18 am |

People With "Funny" Avatars
I won't. I don't think their granddaughter can speak English anyway as she would be Spanish. I never did meet the owner or his family, only his brother.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 6:34 pm |

People With "Funny" Avatars
I have a new job working with computers since last week. I need more hours.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 6:28 pm |

People With "Funny" Avatars
I don't actually clean caravans.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 6:23 pm |

People With "Funny" Avatars
It is Mr Oddly.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 6:18 pm |

Coleen Rooney (née McLoughlin)
She doesn't need him anymore anyway. I think they will stay together.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 5:00 pm |

Darius Danesh
That's a name from the past.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 4:59 pm |

Friends who borrow money and take ages to pay it back because they are jobless cunts
You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010, 4:58 pm |

Uri Geller
A spoon bender.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010, 6:29 pm |

Anybody playing Kochanski in Red Dwaf who isn
I watched about 10 minutes of it once. That was to long.
Monday, September 6, 2010, 7:53 pm |

Cunts who never change their avatar
Yes.
Monday, September 6, 2010, 7:41 pm |

Vegetarians
I like a bit of tomato soup.
Monday, September 6, 2010, 7:40 pm |

Lifts
Not so bad when you can copy and paste.
Monday, September 6, 2010, 7:04 am |

Lifts
My son and I came across an elevator one day, having never seen one before, we didnt know what it did. An elderly woman then went into the elevator and the doors shut. The numbers on the top went up from one to ten and then back to one. When the doors opened a beautiful young woman emerged from the elevator, stunned by the mysterious miracle I had just witnessed I said to my son, "Go get your mother!"
Sunday, September 5, 2010, 5:40 pm |

Cricket Jokes
Sorry, it wasn't a joke. I posted it on the wrong thread. England v Pakistan is on now in a 20-20 match and Pakistan missed a golden run out chance.
Sunday, September 5, 2010, 5:10 pm |

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When someone says the phrase “something or other really gets my goat,” they mean that they are extremely irritated. A wide variety of things could contribute to irritation, ranging from someone else's actions to a series of events, but, despite the turn of phrase, goats are not usually involved. Like many colorful idioms in the English language, the origins of “get my goat” are murky, difficult to pin down, and actually rather fascinating, for people who enjoy exploring language.
Sunday, September 5, 2010, 5:08 pm |

Cricket Jokes
They missed a good run out chance just now. !chin
Sunday, September 5, 2010, 5:03 pm |

Greboes
Yes.
Sunday, September 5, 2010, 5:00 pm |

Comments (0)
Computers do get my goat at times.
Sunday, September 5, 2010, 4:58 pm |

Comments (0)
Not necessarily.
Sunday, September 5, 2010, 4:55 pm |

Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney's wife went to the police last night shouting "Please help! My husband Wayne Rooney keeps hitting me!" The policeman's reply was simple. "Well Miss, just hold goalposts in each hand and I'm sure he wont hit you"
Sunday, September 5, 2010, 4:46 pm |

Offending Corden
Charlotte Church?
Sunday, September 5, 2010, 3:00 pm |

When People At Work Get Away With Murder And Get All The Decent Shifts Or The Only Shifts Going And Get Out Of Doing All The Shit Because They Are A Relative Of Who Is In Charge Or They Are Knocking Someone Off
It's deceiving as to how old the woman in the picture is.
Sunday, September 5, 2010, 2:59 pm |

Jokes
I know where those jokes are coming from.
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 8:26 pm |

Threads On Cunts Corner
Yes.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 6:06 pm |

When People Bring Their Home Issues To Work
Just take it all with a pinch of salt.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 8:08 am |

Wasps
Wrong age and no it wasn't.
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 7:00 pm |

Foreigners That Come To The UK And Speak To Each Other In Their Own Language Infront Of Us Brits
I don't clean caravans. It just gets my goat when a couple of the Poles there talk to each other in front of us in their own language.
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 6:58 pm |

Farting in Church
Some people think it as funny, others think it's childish.
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 6:55 pm |

When Other People Mock Someone Elses Misfortune
Nothings really happened yet. It's regarding what happened last Sunday, the incident where everyone is covering their arses and passing the buck onto me. All the staff are in Saturday so all will be revealed. The story is another department has fucked up by not doing their job properly and now they are passing the buck.
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 6:53 pm |

Wasps
I have some fond memories of the 90s. 99 was a good year for me.
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 6:50 pm |

When Other People Mock Someone Elses Misfortune
Yes. It's like today's newspaper is tomorrows fish and chip paper.
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 6:48 pm |

Farting in Church
It's one of them things I suppose. Some churches even have toilets in them now.
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 6:45 pm |

Wasps
!quote Quote: Thursday, September 2, 2010, 6:38 pm
Never tried the bottle of vinegar approach although I am very lucky as I have not had one of the little stripey bastards sting me since 1994. I can date that as I remember exactly what I was doing at the time.
!quote Was the World Cup on at the time? England never got there.
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 6:44 pm |

When Other People Mock Someone Elses Misfortune
!quote Quote: Thursday, September 2, 2010, 6:33 pm
I pity that goat of yours. Poor thing must be carrying a very heavy load.
!quote Yes.
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 6:42 pm |

When Other People Mock Someone Elses Misfortune
What I should of said was when this thing happens in real life. Such as at work when you make a mistake and everyone gangs up on you, that sort of thing.
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 6:41 pm |

Wasps
Biofreeze is another good tactic for the sting the next day. Bastard things.
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 6:40 pm |

George Armstrong Custer
!quote Quote: Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 10:17 pm
!quote Quote: Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 5:04 pm
Like many people I know.
!quote No Gibbo, Custer was a special kind of Mega Cunt !chin
!quote Believe me! I have so many Mega Cunts in my life it is untrue.
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 7:29 am |

The Bill
!quote Quote: Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 9:12 pm
!quote Quote: Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 8:38 pm
What would happen if you hired two private investigators to follow each other?
!quote You would waste twice as much money as hiring one, plus, one will no doubt be better at it and work out some dumb cunt has more money that sense.
!quote I saw the question on another website and thought I would see what people's answers would be. I agree with this answer.
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 7:27 am |

Johnny Vegas
That Benidorm program is a good laugh at times.
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 7:25 am |

Farting in Church
I was in a church once and some bloke that was doing some work up the other end farted so loud I thought the windows were going to shatter. Surely you would go outside and do it. The bloke never looked round.
Thursday, September 2, 2010, 7:24 am |

The Bill
What would happen if you hired two private investigators to follow each other?
Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 8:38 pm |

IT engineer Chris Welding
Daddy Long Legs start appearing this month. Wasps everywhere at the moment.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 7:22 pm |

Victoria Beckham
The Spice Girls never really floated my boat.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 7:20 pm |

Michael Jackson.
True.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 7:18 pm |

John Lennon
He never really made it as a solo artist. I have got a CD of his but that's about it.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 7:16 pm |

George Armstrong Custer
Like many people I know.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 5:04 pm |

The Bill
Anything to do with the Police is riddled with cuntiness.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 5:02 pm |

Pensioners on buses
Once you reach 70 your driving licence should just be terminated.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 5:00 pm |

IT engineer Chris Welding
!quote Quote: Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 8:16 am
!quote Quote: Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 6:49 am
No one has any idea what actually happened to the spider.
!quote People don't care about the welfare of spiders !cry!cry!cry!cry!cry!cry!cry
!quote I suppose but after all that in the bathroom, no one knows what happened to it.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 4:59 pm |

Eastern Europeans
One of these cunts went arselicking to someone because of me today. Backfired on him a bit, little Polish twat.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 4:55 pm |

Pensioners on buses
The only good thing is it keeps the old farts of the road driving cars at 20mph.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 7:14 am |

The Bill
It makes me wonder if they could do a better job than the cunts that are suppose to be protecting us now.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 7:11 am |

IT engineer Chris Welding
No one has any idea what actually happened to the spider.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 6:49 am |

IT engineer Chris Welding
He looks a right dimwit.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 6:38 am |

Angry Pakistanis pelt donkeys in protest at match-fixing
It's certainly been dragged through the mud. Pakistans status in the world of cricket is all but gone. No one can ever be sure if any no ball they bowl, dropped catch or captaincy decisions are genuine.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010, 8:07 pm |

Angry Pakistanis pelt donkeys in protest at match-fixing
!quote Quote: Tuesday, August 31, 2010, 10:01 am
If the angry ones are pelting donkeys what are the ones that aren't angry doing?!chin
!quote Making the angry ones more angry.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010, 8:02 pm |

Angry Pakistanis pelt donkeys in protest at match-fixing
!quote Quote: Tuesday, August 31, 2010, 2:25 pm
!quote Quote: Tuesday, August 31, 2010, 7:12 am
I feel sorry for the two centurions in that test as it will always be remembered for match fixing allegations. It weren't that long ago in this country a woman put a cat in the bin.
!quote This is hardly the same, one womans actions are not the same as a group of people acting en mass. By the same reasoning we would have all been pelting retards with tomatoes when our football team got back from SA, however, we didn't as we are more civilised.
!quote They deserved to be pelted with tomatoes but I do agree we are more civilised.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010, 6:40 pm |

ABU HAMZA AL MASRI
Nor me.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010, 6:37 pm |

Angry Pakistanis pelt donkeys in protest at match-fixing
That was a world record 8th wicket partnership, beating the previous best 14 years ago. Broad was only two or three runs short of being the world record run scorer in an innings for a number 9 batsman. It's all going to count for nothing now.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010, 8:18 am |

Angry Pakistanis pelt donkeys in protest at match-fixing
I feel sorry for the two centurions in that test as it will always be remembered for match fixing allegations. It weren't that long ago in this country a woman put a cat in the bin.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010, 7:12 am |

Football Transfer Window
This shouldn't be enforced. You should just be able to sign players throughout the season. It would keep money flowing around and add entertainment at the same time.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010, 6:29 am |

Angry Pakistanis pelt donkeys in protest at match-fixing
The best thing to do is to carry on with the series but ban the four players involved. Watching all the no balls and the easy run out chance they had against the Aussies which they didn't take, they all look deliberate.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010, 6:25 am |

When People Take Sides Of The First Party They Speak To In A Situation Without Speaking To The Other Party Involves
!quote Quote: Monday, August 30, 2010, 11:33 pm
You have departments in caravan cleaning?, oh no, the cleaning cloth department has fucked over the bucket and mop department.
!quote I don't follow but anyway it's not the first time I have been in the firing line because of a fuck up by that department. The other week I got sworn at because of one of their fuck ups.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010, 6:19 am |

BBC Asian Network
Is she telling the truth though?
Monday, August 30, 2010, 8:07 pm |

When People Take Sides Of The First Party They Speak To In A Situation Without Speaking To The Other Party Involves
They were moaning the other day that someone in that department who fucked up is an arsehole who isn't pulling their weight. That says it all really.
Monday, August 30, 2010, 8:06 pm |

When People Take Sides Of The First Party They Speak To In A Situation Without Speaking To The Other Party Involves
It's over something that happened yesterday. Another department has fucked up by not doing their job properly and have been found out and are now passing the buck. Everyone is just now covering their arses.
Monday, August 30, 2010, 8:03 pm |

When People Take Sides Of The First Party They Speak To In A Situation Without Speaking To The Other Party Involves
* Involved
Monday, August 30, 2010, 8:10 am |

SHITTY JOBS
It involves heavy lifting, operating machinery and dealing with the public. A lot of them being unsatisfied ones. No place for anyone under the age of 18.
Monday, August 30, 2010, 6:05 am |

CUNTS WHO GO ON AND ON AND ON AND ON ABOUT CRICKET
That was a tremendous fightback from England.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 7:20 pm |

SHITTY JOBS
!quote Quote: Sunday, August 29, 2010, 5:13 pm
!quote Quote: Sunday, August 29, 2010, 3:40 pm
It gets my goat when people take the side of the 1st party they talk to without speaking to the other party as well.
!quote No wonder no work gets done at your place, with all these parties going on.
!quote Things aren't going my way at the moment in the world of work.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 7:17 pm |

SHITTY JOBS
!quote Quote: Sunday, August 29, 2010, 3:46 pm
I hope you haven't done anything to the 15 year old granddaughter of the boss !chin
!quote Boss hasn't got a 15 year old granddaughter. No 15 year olds work there as no one of that age can work in my line in business.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 7:14 pm |

SHITTY JOBS
!quote Quote: Sunday, August 29, 2010, 3:43 pm
Were you fuckin' about on your Iphone making comments on here instead of getting on with the cleaning?
!quote This website is for home use only. It doesn't leave the house.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 7:11 pm |

SHITTY JOBS
No
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 3:43 pm |

SHITTY JOBS
It gets my goat when people take the side of the 1st party they talk to without speaking to the other party as well.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 3:40 pm |

SHITTY JOBS
I shudder to think.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 3:39 pm |

SHITTY JOBS
Funnily enough that's what they said at the Job Centre at the start of the year. KFC were recruiting people and anyone who works there got free food every day. I did actually apply online but never heard no more.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 3:37 pm |

SHITTY JOBS
The end of my employment.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 3:28 pm |

SHITTY JOBS
I have just come of the back of a very bad day at work. It could even spell the long awaited end.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 2:55 pm |

Sod
!quote Quote: Monday, July 5, 2010, 6:50 pm
I have been a victim of Sod's Law on numerous occasions and it usually leaves me in disarray.
!quote I know the feeling.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 7:30 am |

Thames Valley Police
There is usually a prick in the passenger seat as well.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 7:27 am |

Moneychester City FC
They may win the FA Cup. They wont win the Premiership.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 7:27 am |

Superglue
It is a cunt when you get it on your fingers. I agree.
Sunday, August 29, 2010, 7:26 am |

When People Bring Their Home Issues To Work
!quote Quote: Saturday, August 28, 2010, 12:55 am
Don't wanna talk about it. just cry a lot.
!quote I know the feeling. I wish I hadn't made such a fuck up of everything.
Saturday, August 28, 2010, 8:46 pm |

When People Bring Their Home Issues To Work
Manager is still being a bit offish. I'm getting to the stage I don't give a fuck anyway.
Saturday, August 28, 2010, 8:19 pm |

When People Bring Their Home Issues To Work
!quote Quote: Friday, August 27, 2010, 7:34 pm
!quote Quote: Friday, August 27, 2010, 7:07 pm
Amongst who???
!quote People in my department. I'm the only one that doesn't have a job in the winter.
!quote I might call time on my job yet. I'm sick of being under pressure and being answerable to people and everything being so uncertain.
Saturday, August 28, 2010, 8:16 pm |

When People Bring Their Home Issues To Work
!quote Quote: Saturday, August 28, 2010, 1:57 am
!quote Quote: Friday, August 27, 2010, 7:43 pm
!quote Quote: Friday, August 27, 2010, 7:35 pm
How do you look in red?
!quote Don't wear red at all. I have some red shirts I have never worn. I remember at primary school one day the headmaster wore a red jumper. It was so unusual, the day has always stuck with me.
!quote Gipple, what happened in school the day the Headmaster wore red? Did he do anything to any young boys he should not have been doing?
!quote It was just an unusual site.
Saturday, August 28, 2010, 8:14 pm |

When People Bring Their Home Issues To Work
!sleep!sleep!sleep
Saturday, August 28, 2010, 8:14 pm |

When People Bring Their Home Issues To Work
What happened?
Friday, August 27, 2010, 8:43 pm |

When People Bring Their Home Issues To Work
!quote Quote: Friday, August 27, 2010, 7:36 pm
They are always after father christmases at Elephant and Castle pound shop.
!quote Fuck that.
Friday, August 27, 2010, 7:45 pm |

When People Bring Their Home Issues To Work
!quote Quote: Friday, August 27, 2010, 7:35 pm
How do you look in red?
!quote Don't wear red at all. I have some red shirts I have never worn. I remember at primary school one day the headmaster wore a red jumper. It was so unusual, the day has always stuck with me.
Friday, August 27, 2010, 7:43 pm |

When People Bring Their Home Issues To Work
!quote Quote: Friday, August 27, 2010, 7:07 pm
Amongst who???
!quote People in my department. I'm the only one that doesn't have a job in the winter.
Friday, August 27, 2010, 7:34 pm |

When People Bring Their Home Issues To Work
I suppose. It really gets my goat as I am giving it my all yet I am going to be the only loser amongst us.
Friday, August 27, 2010, 6:57 pm |

When People Bring Their Home Issues To Work
!quote Quote: Thursday, August 26, 2010, 10:24 pm
Have you tried counselling?
!quote Not at this stage.
Friday, August 27, 2010, 5:17 pm |

When People Bring Their Home Issues To Work
My manager at work is being a bit offish with me at the moment. Seems to forget all the hard work I have given the place.
Friday, August 27, 2010, 5:16 pm |

The Woman That Threw The Kitten Into The Wheelie Bin
!quote Quote: Friday, August 27, 2010, 7:43 am
!quote Quote: Thursday, August 26, 2010, 8:54 pm
!quote Quote: Thursday, August 26, 2010, 8:27 pm
!quote Quote: Thursday, August 26, 2010, 8:24 pm
What about the way that Gibbo cruely threw us in the trash can and left us to fend for ourselves?!chin!what
!quote Fuck Gibbo. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
!quote Seconded !grin
!quote Thirded.
!quote Quadrupled.
Friday, August 27, 2010, 8:21 am |

The Woman That Threw The Kitten Into The Wheelie Bin
Yes.
Thursday, August 26, 2010, 8:33 pm |

Liverpool Football Club
Now to try and win the game.
Thursday, August 26, 2010, 8:12 pm |

The Woman That Threw The Kitten Into The Wheelie Bin
I suppose. There are so many nutters in this country anything is possible so perhaps the situation should try and be defused.
Thursday, August 26, 2010, 8:03 pm |

Liverpool Football Club
Liverpool are at sixes and sevens in this match.
Thursday, August 26, 2010, 7:34 pm |

Liverpool Football Club
The 1-0 lead from the first leg is a bit weak. Liverpool must score now as it will leave the opposition needing two more.
Thursday, August 26, 2010, 6:38 pm |

When People Bring Their Home Issues To Work
I only have this website to turn to at the moment when things are getting me down.
Thursday, August 26, 2010, 5:29 pm |

The Woman That Threw The Kitten Into The Wheelie Bin
Why was the Mary Bale thread removed? Duplication? Over The Top?
Thursday, August 26, 2010, 5:27 pm |

David Cameron
!quote Quote: Saturday, January 30, 2010, 3:07 pm
!quote Quote: Friday, January 29, 2010, 11:45 am
I have added a picture of this cunt in the gallery - I hope so much that it makes you laugh and cheers this Cunts Corner up a bit !!!
!quote There are two pictures in the gallery.
!quote The second picture is good.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010, 7:22 am |

David Cameron
Good point.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010, 7:21 am |

People who don
A few years back I was in the pub with a large group of people and someone farted by the bar and the whole area cleared. It was horrible and no one owned up to it either although someone described it as a 'daisy cutter' with a smirk so I expect they were the culprit.
Tuesday, August 24, 2010, 8:09 pm |

The Woman That Threw The Kitten Into The Wheelie Bin
A car was going past as she was doing it. What was the purpose of putting a kitten in the bin?
Tuesday, August 24, 2010, 6:40 pm |

Stalkers
Although I still believe 'hit from behind' means it's not your fault.
Tuesday, August 24, 2010, 7:35 am |

People who don
I was the bus once and there was a group of blokes and a woman all together and this bloke in the group did the loudest fart I have ever heard. Judging by everyone elses face on the bus they weren't amused. I thought it was funny, everyone in the group was laughing. That bloke clearly doesn't mind owning up.
Tuesday, August 24, 2010, 7:31 am |

Stalkers
I do talk a lot of bollocks at times I must admit but I hope that everyone agrees with my most recent thread about the kitten. What was the purpose of doing that? They are some sick people about.
Tuesday, August 24, 2010, 7:25 am |

Stalkers
The Police should be ashamed of theirselves for the way they treat law abiding citizens and respecting pound notes than the actual law itself.
Monday, August 23, 2010, 8:49 pm |

People who deliberatly crash into the back of other peoples cars to get compensation.
It's a great website this.
Monday, August 23, 2010, 8:46 pm |

X Factor
I've seen worse and better TV programs.
Monday, August 23, 2010, 8:41 pm |

Men who wear "shades" to make them look tough.
Maybe.
Monday, August 23, 2010, 8:38 pm |

People who deliberatly crash into the back of other peoples cars to get compensation.
This Kademah bloke seems a right piece of work.
Monday, August 23, 2010, 6:20 pm |

Venturing in the unknown
I'd make a good leader.
Monday, August 23, 2010, 6:19 pm |

Stalkers
Isn't it a shame that even the law is now based on pound notes.
Monday, August 23, 2010, 6:17 pm |

Stalkers
It seems you have an axe to grind with them then. They certainly don't keep the community safe, they make it worse by being the stupid cunts they are. As you can tell I don't like them either.
Monday, August 23, 2010, 5:20 pm |

Stalkers
The Police won't do anything. They are to busy wanking theirselves off over motorists and how much money they are making from them. What have the old bill done to upset you anyway?
Monday, August 23, 2010, 5:06 pm |

Venturing in the unknown
I don't follow.
Monday, August 23, 2010, 8:10 am |

Venturing in the unknown
I guess but the money is welcome.
Monday, August 23, 2010, 8:00 am |

Venturing in the unknown
The manager has usually got there by now. No phone calls yet.
Monday, August 23, 2010, 7:57 am |

People who deliberatly crash into the back of other peoples cars to get compensation.
I think it's to do with the fact that this Pieman bloke has made a nuisance of himself on here before. I try to keep all my comments within the rules of the site, not an easy task.
Monday, August 23, 2010, 7:55 am |

Venturing in the unknown
I know the feeling. I will be venturing into the unknown at work today in a way and could find myself unemployed because of it.
Monday, August 23, 2010, 7:53 am |

People who deliberatly crash into the back of other peoples cars to get compensation.
I won't post on this thread again. I was just giving my opinion on it. If it doesn't match yours then I'm sorry.
Sunday, August 22, 2010, 6:11 pm |

People who deliberatly crash into the back of other peoples cars to get compensation.
I am not admitting to anything. Subject closed as far as I am concerned.
Sunday, August 22, 2010, 6:06 pm |

Stalkers
Maybe, as I said this morning I am a very unusual person.
Sunday, August 22, 2010, 6:04 pm |

People who deliberatly crash into the back of other peoples cars to get compensation.
Many people have a camera on their phone, I do. Not carrying a camera doesn't make it your fault anyway.
Sunday, August 22, 2010, 6:02 pm |

People who deliberatly crash into the back of other peoples cars to get compensation.
The car in the picture looks to have taken a rather large whack.
Sunday, August 22, 2010, 5:58 pm |

People who deliberatly crash into the back of other peoples cars to get compensation.
I doubt many people carry any form of camera anyway just incase they get hit from behind and the decision goes against them. Hit from behind means it's not your fault.
Sunday, August 22, 2010, 5:57 pm |

People who deliberatly crash into the back of other peoples cars to get compensation.
Hit from behind should just mean it's not your fault. If the Police and the insurance companies just used this policy than it would stop a lot of con artists. I am not moaning or anything I just think that hit from behind means it's not your fault.
Sunday, August 22, 2010, 5:54 pm |

People You Encounter on E-Bay
I sold something on there once and when it reached the other side the person said it was damaged. It wasn't damaged, they had the item already and wanted to swap it over with the one they originally had.
Sunday, August 22, 2010, 3:39 pm |

Chelsea FC
That's three 6-0 victories in the Prem this weekend with another game still to go yet. I would never have believed Newcastle 6-0 Aston Villa. Villa need to sort out a permanent manager.
Sunday, August 22, 2010, 3:27 pm |

Stalkers
There are some right weirdos out there. I sometimes read womans magazines such as Take A Break and Thats Life which are usually around the house. The weirdos that you read about in them is unbelievable, the things they do etc.
Sunday, August 22, 2010, 2:48 pm |

People who deliberatly crash into the back of other peoples cars to get compensation.
!quote Quote: Sunday, August 22, 2010, 10:52 am
There was a news item about the rise in Crash for Cash cases on the radio yesterday. As per usual my premiums paying for other peoples misdemeanours - this fucking cuntry!
!quote As always it's the innocent people who suffer and the culprits that come out better off.
Sunday, August 22, 2010, 2:41 pm |

People who deliberatly crash into the back of other peoples cars to get compensation.
True but I don't see how any crash can be your fault if you are hit from behind. Even if you pull out in front of someone it's still their fault as they were driving to close and not paying enough attention to the road.
Sunday, August 22, 2010, 2:31 pm |

People That Fake Incidents & Injury For Compensation
That doesn't make it right. Why should innocent people suffer because of these cunts?
Sunday, August 22, 2010, 7:54 am |

People In Denial About Their True Identity
I am a very unusual person.
Sunday, August 22, 2010, 7:53 am |

Golden Arches
I'm so glad I found you, I'm not gonna lose you Whatever it takes, I will stay here with you Take it to the good times, see it through the bad times Whatever it takes is what I'm gonna do
Sunday, August 22, 2010, 7:51 am |

X Factor
Goodbye to Scotland. Good.
Saturday, August 21, 2010, 8:58 pm |

People In Denial About Their True Identity
You are who you are.
Saturday, August 21, 2010, 8:58 pm |

Crash For Cash
Not enough is done to stop it.
Saturday, August 21, 2010, 8:56 pm |

People That Fake Incidents & Injury For Compensation
It does get my goat when cunts play with other peoples lives by faking incidents and injury. People found guilty should be shot at dawn and fed to the lions.
Saturday, August 21, 2010, 8:54 pm |

People That Fake Incidents & Injury For Compensation
I kept the thread name shorter and didn't add all the details. Sorry.
Saturday, August 21, 2010, 8:52 pm |

People That Fake Incidents & Injury For Compensation
Maybe.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 8:53 pm |

People In Denial About Their True Identity
!quote Quote: Friday, August 20, 2010, 8:48 pm
Lord Lucan is back !chin
!quote Is that the bloke that went missing and no one knows what happened to him?
Friday, August 20, 2010, 8:49 pm |

People In Denial About Their True Identity
Social networking sites should be made to only work with web cams to stop this sort of thing.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 8:48 pm |

People That Fake Incidents & Injury For Compensation
Man hole covers, kerbs etc
Friday, August 20, 2010, 8:19 pm |

People That Fake Incidents & Injury For Compensation
People that say they are not happy with something when there's nothing wrong with it so they end up with it for nothing. Also people that say they have taken a tumble on something and fake injury.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 8:18 pm |

WHERE IS GIBSON?
I don't give a fuck what you do I'm not interested.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 8:00 pm |

WHERE IS GIBSON?
Coming from someone who hasnt been online for a week without an explanation.
Friday, August 20, 2010, 7:54 pm |

Small Print
Insurance always give you a hard time if you claim.
Thursday, August 19, 2010, 8:55 pm |

Guiness Book of Records pointless crap
I find the GBOR a good read.
Thursday, August 19, 2010, 8:53 pm |

Small Print
My printer is on the blink. Fucking typical as I need it regular although I asked it to do an automatic clean of the cartridges which I wasn't aware you could do but I am still getting streaks through some of the lines more often than not.
Thursday, August 19, 2010, 8:52 pm |

Grout
It's a real pain when the grout doesn't like the tiles and the pointing doesn't come out how you want.
Thursday, August 19, 2010, 6:17 pm |

Harry Redknapp
Young Boys are giving Tottenham a tough time in Switzerland. This plastic pitch is an unfair advantage.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010, 8:08 pm |

caravan cleaners
Cleaners do cut a lot of corners. All very well until someone complains.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010, 5:14 pm |

Putting Right Other People
It may take some of these twats of the road.
Monday, August 16, 2010, 9:04 pm |

Putting Right Other People
!quote Quote: Monday, August 16, 2010, 10:15 am
Self denial of responsibility is prevalent all around. What about the cunts who decide they don't need car insurance because they are such good drivers??.....until they cause an accident. CUNTS. All they get is a slap on the wrist from a magistrate and a fine they can't pay so end up paying off pennies per week for the next ten years. Oh my god, I almost sounded like Gibson for a moment there, I do apologize, no harm was intended, I am such a cunt myself!bow
!quote Some of the driving I have come up against is terrible. They should up the learners age from 17 upto 19.
Monday, August 16, 2010, 6:00 pm |

Putting Right Other People
!quote Quote: Monday, August 16, 2010, 1:52 pm
!quote Quote: Sunday, August 15, 2010, 8:39 pm
Quite good nomination it makes me think of those people who wash their hands of credit card bills that they are supposed to have paid and then walk away and I end up paying een higher interest as a result!chin
!quote Only poor people don't pay off there balance everymonth.
!quote Credit Cards should be more lenient with interest rates and shouldn't lend so much. Credit Cards are a false sense of security and should not be used.
Monday, August 16, 2010, 5:58 pm |

Putting Right Other People
!quote Quote: Sunday, August 15, 2010, 10:56 pm
. Caravan cleaners are lazy cunts.
!quote Most cleaners are.
Monday, August 16, 2010, 7:05 am |

Nelson Mandela
I know the website those jokes are coming from.
Monday, August 16, 2010, 7:01 am |

Putting Right Other People
!quote Quote: Sunday, August 15, 2010, 8:39 pm
Quite good nomination it makes me think of those people who wash their hands of credit card bills that they are supposed to have paid and then walk away and I end up paying een higher interest as a result!chin
!quote No one is forced to have one.
Monday, August 16, 2010, 7:00 am |

Shakespeare on the rail
I dabbled in a bit of Shakespeare at school. It was alright.
Sunday, August 15, 2010, 6:19 pm |

Liverpool Football Club
What a goalkeeping howler that was.
Sunday, August 15, 2010, 5:51 pm |

The fucking England Team
beaten not been.
Sunday, August 15, 2010, 8:20 am |

The fucking England Team
!quote Quote: Saturday, August 14, 2010, 3:04 pm
Good performance from Joe Hart today. Should've played for England at the World Cup in my opinion.
!quote Had we not conceded that dreadful goal to the USA we would have avoided Germany and perhaps gone further in the competition. I think we would have been Ghana and probably Uraguay.
Sunday, August 15, 2010, 8:19 am |

The fucking England Team
Burnley got of to a flyer last season but then fell by the wayside so Blackpool should just take each game as it comes and not get to carried away by that result.
Sunday, August 15, 2010, 7:59 am |

The fucking England Team
!quote Quote: Sunday, August 15, 2010, 7:45 am
I thought bradley or sven, myself....but thought it was rather funny coppell resigned the other day
!quote Might be Ian Holloway at this rate.
Sunday, August 15, 2010, 7:48 am |

The fucking England Team
Am watching the Wigan 0-4 Blackpool highlights. Blackpool ran riot. Still got Anfield, Stamford Bridge, Old Trafford and the Emirates to go to yet though.
Sunday, August 15, 2010, 7:47 am |

The fucking England Team
Alan Curbishly. O'Neill will be back at Celtic.
Sunday, August 15, 2010, 7:41 am |

The fucking England Team
Managerless Villa off to a great start as well.
Sunday, August 15, 2010, 7:28 am |

Golden Arches
!quote Quote: Thursday, January 21, 2010, 7:47 pm
Look at me standing, here on my own again, upstraight in the sunshine.
!quote No need to run and hide, it's a wonderful life.
Sunday, August 15, 2010, 7:28 am |

Trying To Get On With Work And Having Disruptions
No.
Sunday, August 15, 2010, 7:26 am |

Trying To Get On With Work And Having Disruptions
!quote Quote: Sunday, August 15, 2010, 12:27 am
Anyone referred to as that is usually gay.
!quote Not on this occasion.
Sunday, August 15, 2010, 1:33 am |

The fucking England Team
Stunning win for Blackpool.
Saturday, August 14, 2010, 8:55 pm |

Luke Skywalker
I have never watched it. It used to be on Sky One at 6pm I think years ago but I never once watched it.
Saturday, August 14, 2010, 8:43 pm |

When People Think They Can Talk To You How They Like
I got a get out of jail card as regards the problem that arose yesterday.
Saturday, August 14, 2010, 8:37 pm |

National Lottery
!quote Quote: Friday, August 13, 2010, 7:13 pm
!quote Quote: Friday, August 13, 2010, 5:18 pm
I'm getting to the stage where I feel they can fuck the job anyway. I'm not going to be spoken to like shit and be sworn at. It's only a matter of time before I react.
!quote What exactly do you do for a job if it isn't cleaning caravans or moving bog rolls on a fork lift?
!quote I may be unemployed at some point tomorrow over numorous reasons.
Friday, August 13, 2010, 7:35 pm |

National Lottery
!quote Quote: Friday, August 13, 2010, 6:56 pm
Good idea apple. start looking for another job mate - You dont sound very happy in your job
!quote I'm happy with the job and I'm grateful for it but I am fed up with all the uncertainty whilst all the others in the sane department have guaranteed jobs no matter what. I have fought tooth and nail for ages now and I am the one that's going to be left high and dry at the end of it.
Friday, August 13, 2010, 7:32 pm |

Being Answerable To People
Maybe but I hate being answerable to people.
Friday, August 13, 2010, 7:29 pm |

When People Think They Can Talk To You How They Like
Many things get my goat.
Friday, August 13, 2010, 7:27 pm |

stephen hall goat shagger
He looks a bit of a wally.
Friday, August 13, 2010, 7:08 pm |

When People Say They Are Working To A Budget
!quote Quote: Thursday, August 12, 2010, 11:49 pm
!quote Quote: Thursday, August 12, 2010, 9:03 pm
I've never met him. I thought I had but it wasn't him, it was his brother Manuel.
!quote Was he from Barcelona?
!quote Bilbao
Friday, August 13, 2010, 6:57 pm |

National Lottery
I'm getting to the stage where I feel they can fuck the job anyway. I'm not going to be spoken to like shit and be sworn at. It's only a matter of time before I react.
Friday, August 13, 2010, 5:18 pm |

National Lottery
I may be unemployed this time tomorrow, there's numerous reasons tomorrow why it can all come crashing down. Bad luck appears to be working the oracle with me.
Friday, August 13, 2010, 5:15 pm |

National Lottery
My luck on the lottery is lackluster.
Friday, August 13, 2010, 7:15 am |

ENGLAND FOOTBALL TEAM
FlintyCunt Cunts: 41 Comments: 1911 Online: Epic Cunt Thursday, August 12, 2010, 9:08 pm | Quote Well, for a start it's happens to me many times as my missus is from overseas. It doesn't bother me. Secondly, I can tell because of their body language, once again, it doesn't bother me. You are only bothered because you are a paranoid cunt who's lucky to have a job when you don't deserve one because all you do is bitch about how unfair the fuckin' system is. Grow some fuckin' balls.
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 9:21 pm |

When People Say They Are Working To A Budget
Neither.
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 9:09 pm |

When People Say They Are Working To A Budget
I've never met him. I thought I had but it wasn't him, it was his brother Manuel.
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 9:03 pm |

ENGLAND FOOTBALL TEAM
How would you like it if you were in a room with two foreigners and they were talking in their own language and then they told you afterwards they were talking about you?
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 9:02 pm |

When People Say They Are Working To A Budget
!quote Quote: Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:48 pm
I hope that when your manager went on holiday to Spain he made sure he was fluent in Spanish. If he wasn't, he's a cunt for annoying the locals... right?
!quote He is Spanish.
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:58 pm |

Being Governed By The Weather
I'm applescruff.
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:36 pm |

Being Governed By The Weather
You need some sort of trade and money to move to Australia.
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:34 pm |

Being Governed By The Weather
It's just my online saying. Gibbo?
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:30 pm |

Washing Up
I do the washing up every morning and evening. We do have a dishwasher but for some reason it never gets used. There was a big song and dance about getting one when we had a new kitchen installed but it is never used. The space it's in would be ideal for another freezer.
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:29 pm |

Making a mountain out of a molehill
I have been told many times before to stop making a mountain out of a molehill.
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:27 pm |

Washing Up
Usually we have a takeway Indian in this household but that does create a bit of washing up. I can't always afford takeaways anyway, they are too expensive.
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:26 pm |

When People Make A Song And Dance Over Something
No one on this website, just stuff that happens every now and then really.
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:20 pm |

APPLE
I am usually good at steadying the ship when it comes to most things.
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 7:30 pm |

Foreigners That Come To The UK And Speak To Each Other In Their Own Language Infront Of Us Brits
Kevin Rudd
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 7:19 pm |

When People Are Fart Arsing Around
I'm not a supervisor either although I would probably do a better job. Certainly no worse anyway.
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 6:21 pm |

When People Are Fart Arsing Around
!quote Quote: Thursday, August 12, 2010, 11:15 am
!quote Quote: Thursday, August 12, 2010, 7:18 am
!quote Quote: Wednesday, August 11, 2010, 10:01 pm
This also gets my goat. Do you keep your goat in one of the caravans? !chin
!quote ????
!quote Well you could clean it out at the same time a you're cleaning the rest of the caravans!chin
!quote What caravans? I don't clean them.
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 4:59 pm |

When People Are Fart Arsing Around
I don't get the credit I deserve but all the time they are throwing work at me it don't matter.
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 4:57 pm |

ENGLAND FOOTBALL TEAM
I was stating a fact not complaining. I don't give a fuck really, I only watched it as England is my nation.
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 4:55 pm |

When People Are Fart Arsing Around
!quote Quote: Wednesday, August 11, 2010, 10:01 pm
This also gets my goat. Do you keep your goat in one of the caravans? !chin
!quote ????
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 7:18 am |

eastenders
I remember when the Arches exploded in the late 90s and that mini that was in there flew out the door. It was quite amusing the way it happened, it was like it was picked up and thrown. I watched it on Youtube but that bit wasn't shown.
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 7:15 am |

ENGLAND FOOTBALL TEAM
Nah. I watched it on the tele. Going 0-1 down wasn't really a shock though.
Thursday, August 12, 2010, 7:07 am |

ENGLAND FOOTBALL TEAM
Many empty seats at Wembley tonight. Seems to be a lot of resentment towards the fact we never won the World Cup. Only one team can win it anyway and everyone deep down knew it wasn't going to be England so why turn Wembley into a morgue tonight?
Wednesday, August 11, 2010, 8:02 pm |

CUNTS who tut
There's some rude ignorant cunts about.
Wednesday, August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm |

eastenders
!quote Quote: Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 8:58 pm
!quote Quote: Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 7:41 pm
Is the launderette still in use in Albert Square?
!quote Yes, Dot and fat Heather work there, altough I have yet to fathom the shift system.
!quote I wouldn't like the idea of being greeted by those two if I went somewhere.
Wednesday, August 11, 2010, 7:15 pm |

Foreigners That Come To The UK And Speak To Each Other In Their Own Language Infront Of Us Brits
!quote Quote: Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 9:25 pm
I suppose but it would eliminate this language barrier thing. I have worked with a Polish before and they were a good worker but where their English was so poor I couldn't explain to them what I was doing.
!quote This isn't being xenophobic.
Wednesday, August 11, 2010, 7:12 pm |

Foreigners That Come To The UK And Speak To Each Other In Their Own Language Infront Of Us Brits
I suppose but it would eliminate this language barrier thing. I have worked with a Polish before and they were a good worker but where their English was so poor I couldn't explain to them what I was doing.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 9:25 pm |

Foreigners That Come To The UK And Speak To Each Other In Their Own Language Infront Of Us Brits
It would be easier if we all just spoke the same language.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 9:14 pm |

eastenders
Do they charge for doing any washing?
Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 9:02 pm |

eastenders
Is the launderette still in use in Albert Square?
Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 7:41 pm |

Foreigners That Come To The UK And Speak To Each Other In Their Own Language Infront Of Us Brits
What I should of said was, when people at work do it not so much somewhere like the high street but even so it's not right.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 7:39 pm |

When People Are Fart Arsing Around
It's very rare I get a chance to fart arse around.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 7:36 pm |

Cunt Ratings
There does seem to be issues between Cunty & Benny.
Monday, August 9, 2010, 7:57 pm |

When People Are Fart Arsing Around
Cheeky.
Monday, August 9, 2010, 7:54 pm |

When People Are Fart Arsing Around
I don't follow.
Monday, August 9, 2010, 7:53 pm |

Liverpool Football Club
Its nice to have an English bloke as manager of one of the top 4, its how it should be. Good point about O'Neill for the England job. Either O'Neill or David Moyes will get the Man U job when Ferguson does what he said he was going to nearly 9 years ago and retire.
Monday, August 9, 2010, 7:52 pm |

Foreigners That Come To The UK And Speak To Each Other In Their Own Language Infront Of Us Brits
Still doesnt make it right.
Monday, August 9, 2010, 7:50 pm |

Foreigners That Come To The UK And Speak To Each Other In Their Own Language Infront Of Us Brits
* with anything
Monday, August 9, 2010, 7:29 pm |

Halifax Bank / Bank Of Scotland
No, forget I spoke.
Monday, August 9, 2010, 7:21 pm |

Halifax Bank / Bank Of Scotland
Good point. Put it this way; the most annoying non famous person.
Monday, August 9, 2010, 7:16 pm |

Liverpool Football Club
I bet Liverpool wish O'Neill had resigned from Aston Villa six weeks ago.
Monday, August 9, 2010, 7:15 pm |

Halifax Bank / Bank Of Scotland
That brunette woman in the Halifax with the ear phones next to the blonde woman who spills the tea is most probably the most dreadful person to ever grace my TV screen.
Monday, August 9, 2010, 6:49 pm |

Cunting shop assistants, who think they can fit all your shopping, in one thin bag
I have had this situation in Tescos. Some check out woman got in a right strop because I asked for bags. If they are that bothered they should stop supplying them and make you bring your own or put a charge on them. In M&S you have to pay for bags in the food store. 9p for the better one or 5p for an inferior one.
Monday, August 9, 2010, 7:58 am |

Raoul Moat
That woman who took her kids to the other end of the country for his funeral and then bragged about it should be shot at dawn and fed to the lions.
Sunday, August 8, 2010, 8:03 pm |

When A Washing Machine Wont Spin At The End Of A Cycle
That's a good point about the laundry in Albert Square. I have never seen any money changing hands. Makes you wonder how they earn their crust.
Sunday, August 8, 2010, 7:56 pm |

Cuntchester United
Lovely goal to seal victory by Bebertov.
Sunday, August 8, 2010, 5:18 pm |

England Ccricket team
Run chases are good to watch.
Saturday, August 7, 2010, 7:54 pm |

Cowboy builders
There are some scumbags about. It was a shame the pensioner never thought to get a second opinion on the property.
Friday, August 6, 2010, 8:03 pm |

The 2010 World Cup
Sting sings about Russians loving their children.
Friday, August 6, 2010, 5:32 pm |

Cowboy builders
I watched a program once on this and someone ripped off their customer for £30,000. The guy whose house it was, I think he was Chinese ended up having a heart attack.
Friday, August 6, 2010, 5:28 pm |

Having To Be Out Of Pocket
!quote Quote: Thursday, August 5, 2010, 1:31 pm
ich kann meinen Körper für Geschlecht verkaufen
!quote I can sell my body for sex.
Friday, August 6, 2010, 6:49 am |

The 2010 World Cup
Had Lampards legitimate goal stood it could have changed the outcome.
Thursday, August 5, 2010, 5:25 pm |

Job Uncertainty
It exists if you are playing second fiddle to the managers family.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 6:21 pm |

Virtual Agents and Assistants
I think the website is called sitepal. You could go to the trial bit on the website and type stuff in and it would say it.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 6:20 pm |

That fucking dove for men advert, on the tv
Not seen it yet.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 7:46 am |

When People Talk About Others Behind Their Backs
and bringing up kids. A pint down the local on a Friday evening is always welcome.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 8:25 pm |

When People Talk About Others Behind Their Backs
I'm in the middle of disagreements between two people at work. One person moans about the other because they get away with murder and the person that gets away with murder is moaning because the other person has their 15 year old grandchild helping them after stating that they didn't want anyone young working in that department and less will get done. Best just to keep your mouth shut.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 7:33 pm |

Les Dennis
If it's there I'll give you the money myself.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 7:28 pm |

Cunt whose dog shit on our doorstep
The dog was with me and he said he saw me walking it. Impossible considering I wasn't there.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 2:32 pm |

Cunt whose dog shit on our doorstep
I told an ex neighbour to fuck off once because he accused our pet dog of pissing up this post he had outside his post to stop cars parking outside his house. I wouldnt have minded if it had been true, the dates he said it had happened I was actually away.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 12:00 pm |

People That You Work With That Act They Own The Place When They Clearly Don
?????????
Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 9:45 am |

People That You Work With That Act They Own The Place When They Clearly Don
!quote Quote: Monday, August 2, 2010, 8:52 pm
Wht don't you ever answer the question. Gibbo used to do that.
!quote Gibbo?
Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 7:17 am |

People That You Work With That Act They Own The Place When They Clearly Don
I might not have a job soon if things carry on the way they are.
Monday, August 2, 2010, 8:45 pm |

People That You Work With That Act They Own The Place When They Clearly Don
I see your point. It's not easy when you have a family to support though.
Monday, August 2, 2010, 8:35 pm |

People That You Work With That Act They Own The Place When They Clearly Don
After all the favours I have done all I got today was If you can't do the shift I will get someone else, plenty of other people are looking for more hours. I never said I couldn't make it. Saturday for instance I got there early to have something done for 10am and I never even got a thank you yet the person who got there an hour after me did. After everything I have done for them.
Monday, August 2, 2010, 8:08 pm |

People That You Work With That Act They Own The Place When They Clearly Don
I might yet. Their only using me and think I don't know. All the sarcastic comments and the sheer high level of confidence with me is wearing thin. First chance they get they will dump me.
Monday, August 2, 2010, 7:47 pm |

My other next door neighbours
How do you know I never had a valid reason for moving it? I don't complain when cars come down the road at 3am with stereos blaring and loud voices. There was also a neighbour who went round the twist and was running up and down the road F'ing and Blinding, kids live down here. I have also caught my neighbour looking over my fence and parking within inches of the back bumper of my car, yet again I have never said a word. They also bought a dog for their son and left it while they went out on Christmas Day and all I could hear was howling for six hours, yet again I said nothing. Their son also had a friend round and were kicking a ball against our fence, yet again I said nothing. Also I have heard her husband throwing furniture and swearing at 2am once, yet again I said nothing. If I wanted to be a real arsehole I could have my stereo going at all hours.
Monday, August 2, 2010, 7:29 pm |

Trying to take a shit
!quote Quote: Monday, August 2, 2010, 10:28 am
That is disgusting
!quote I'll a second that.
Monday, August 2, 2010, 7:17 pm |

My other next door neighbours
The Milk Float comes down the round at 5am in the morning as well, nothings said about that.
Sunday, August 1, 2010, 4:13 pm |

My other next door neighbours
I have two young children that get woken up by this.
Sunday, August 1, 2010, 2:32 pm |

My other next door neighbours
Nothings ever said when cars come up the road at 3am with stereos blarring and loud voices and kids running over everyones grass. I have heard the same neighbours husband throwing furniture and swearing at 2am in the morning and I never said a word.
Sunday, August 1, 2010, 2:29 pm |

My other next door neighbours
I've got a right bitch of a next door neighbour, I moved the car this morning and she put her head out of the upstairs window and said do you have to do that every morning. I just blanked her, she don't want to start that lark.
Sunday, August 1, 2010, 6:18 am |

When People At Work Get Away With Murder And Get All The Decent Shifts Or The Only Shifts Going And Get Out Of Doing All The Shit Because They Are A Relative Of Who Is In Charge Or They Are Knocking Someone Off
Found on a search engine.
Saturday, July 31, 2010, 9:47 pm |

Being Poorly
When blood pissed out of my nose the other day I was getting worried it wasn't going to stop.
Saturday, July 31, 2010, 9:43 pm |

When People At Work Get Away With Murder And Get All The Decent Shifts Or The Only Shifts Going And Get Out Of Doing All The Shit Because They Are A Relative Of Who Is In Charge Or They Are Knocking Someone Off
It's suppose to mean they are a priviledged person.
Saturday, July 31, 2010, 8:09 pm |

When People At Work Get Away With Murder And Get All The Decent Shifts Or The Only Shifts Going And Get Out Of Doing All The Shit Because They Are A Relative Of Who Is In Charge Or They Are Knocking Someone Off
Today for instance. Someone was given a day off which put others under pressure and someone else was given a shift when there's practically nothing to do in that department.
Friday, July 30, 2010, 8:54 pm |

When People At Work Get Away With Murder And Get All The Decent Shifts Or The Only Shifts Going And Get Out Of Doing All The Shit Because They Are A Relative Of Who Is In Charge Or They Are Knocking Someone Off
It's really out of order. Where I worked once before the manager (bloke) was knocking off a female worker and when he did the rotas he would always give her the best shifts and make sure she had people on duty with her so she didn't have to struggle whilst the others were expected to do two peoples work.
Friday, July 30, 2010, 8:32 pm |

Alcoholics
Good on you. !grin
Friday, July 30, 2010, 6:54 pm |

The Boss seeing you
Albanian - Pidhi. Croatian - Picka. Czech - Hajzl. Norwegian - Fitte.
Thursday, July 29, 2010, 8:24 pm |

Freaky Dreams.
Does anyone else find that when you have dreams they are all mixed up, such as people from your past and present are in the same dream?
Thursday, July 29, 2010, 6:39 pm |

Knights Castile Soap
I use Sanex shower gel in the bath or shower. Imperial Leather for washing hands.
Thursday, July 29, 2010, 3:45 pm |

The Boss seeing you
Translations For The Word 'Cunt' German - Fotze. French - Con. Spanish - Cono. Dutch - Kut. Portuguese - Cona. Swedish - Fitta. Romanian - Pizda. Hungarian - Pina. Finnish - Kusipaa. Danish - Kusse. Catalan - Cony.
Thursday, July 29, 2010, 7:16 am |

Superflex White Wall Grout
White 'Mapei' is pretty good, excellent on shiny tiles.
Thursday, July 29, 2010, 7:08 am |

Waiting in Line
It's all about saving money thats why they wont employ more people to do the work. It's alright for the manager to drive round in a Bentley yet the queue at the Job Centre increases by the week.
Thursday, July 29, 2010, 7:07 am |

Papercuts
I cut my nose the other day and a scab developed and peeled of this morning after a shower. Blood was pissing out. I was getting worried. Plasters were a wonderful invention.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 8:20 pm |

The Boss seeing you
I dread to think what they would say if I was caught on this website at work.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 8:16 pm |

Just Testing
Her use of the English language is very good.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 7:59 pm |

Being Overworked
I didn't mention the idea as people get funny about things like that. As it is now if my idea had been used what we were doing today would have got finished and all packed on the shelfs. It's going to run well into tomorrow now.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 7:40 pm |

The Boss seeing you
Cons Coin is the French translation of Cunts Corner.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 7:27 pm |

Being Overworked
I should run the show at work as I reckon I could run it better. The way it's run, to much time is being wasted. My idea today which I didn't share would have had all three of us working instead of one with hardly anything to do and the other waiting for the other.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 6:45 pm |

Freaky Dreams.
I have had dreams I have struggled to shake off in the morning.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 6:37 pm |

Christmas
Christmas stuff in the shops next month.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 6:36 pm |

ON-LINE PHARMACIES
I was going to say earlier about buying medication online. Not fucking likely. You would have to be off your trolley I agree.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 6:27 pm |

Ginger Discrimination
When I was at school they were always known as ging-ers. I remember once some girl with short ginger hair like a boy would, had it in an Elvis Presley style. Everyone was laughing. Back to the thread, I have seen some very attractive redheads.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 6:23 pm |

Sasca Distel
Mentioned in Peter Sarstead's 1969 song 'Where Do You Go To My Lovely' Great song that.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 5:04 pm |

Mobility Walkers
!quote Quote: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 11:06 am
I know a woman back at Crewe who uses a mobility scooter, strange thing is that she is an enthusiastic ballroom dancer and regularly wins dancing competitions!chin
!quote On the fiddle.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 5:02 pm |

Mobility Walkers
Good point about the brakes.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 8:15 am |

deal or no deal
It's not a test of knowledge. It's just a game based on luck. I think only two people have hit the jackpot. One of these people had the game reopened by the banker by offering a bankers gamble and won the jackpot. A game that lives in my memory is where a young lady was on and she made the classic mistake of getting her boyfriend/hubby involved. He told her to deal early. When she continued the game after taking the deal she was left with the two biggest amounts and the banker offered her £170,000.00 but it was to late.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 7:42 am |

Cunts who take pictures of themselves on public transport
Taking a picture of yourself on a bus does seem a bit of a pointless exercise.
Monday, July 26, 2010, 8:25 pm |

microwavable kebabs
Sorry?
Monday, July 26, 2010, 8:16 pm |

deal or no deal
He must be knocking on a bit now. Dale Winton will probably take over.
Monday, July 26, 2010, 8:16 pm |

English Sport
The Algeria game was a joke. Had we been in a group with Honduras, New Zealand and North Korea we would have been just as shit.
Monday, July 26, 2010, 8:15 pm |

deal or no deal
That Noel's House Party program was one of the worst TV programs ever. It was garbage as to was Mr Blooby.
Monday, July 26, 2010, 8:08 pm |

deal or no deal
I caught the end of it today and they were dressed up. I couldn't imagine myself being on there doing that.
Monday, July 26, 2010, 8:05 pm |

deal or no deal
I saw three shows live once. One woman won £5, another woman won an all expenses paid trip to New York and the last woman won £52,000.00
Monday, July 26, 2010, 7:58 pm |

Katherine Kelly
Is that bloke in Hollyoaks, Steve that used to be in Emmerdale?
Monday, July 26, 2010, 7:45 pm |

Thom Yorke
Naughty Benny!
Monday, July 26, 2010, 7:42 pm |

microwavable kebabs
I did have a kebab once. I liked it but have never had once since then.
Monday, July 26, 2010, 7:41 pm |

the crazy frog
That advert was a pain. I am glad it got stopped.
Monday, July 26, 2010, 7:37 pm |

Thom Yorke
Is Thom Yorke from Radiohead?
Monday, July 26, 2010, 7:35 pm |

The Forum
He seems a bit of a character.
Monday, July 26, 2010, 7:34 pm |

Sacha Parkinson
There was some bloke blowing kisses at traffic whilst waiting at the bus stop today.
Monday, July 26, 2010, 7:32 pm |

Sacha Parkinson
I gave out my number in a chatroom once. The bloody thing wouldn't stop ringing.
Monday, July 26, 2010, 7:26 pm |

The Forum
Cunty doesn't seem to mind expressing what he's thinking.
Monday, July 26, 2010, 7:24 pm |

Sacha Parkinson
I can't either.
Monday, July 26, 2010, 7:22 pm |

Central News Babe For Not Adding Me As A Friend
I suppose there's always that issue.
Monday, July 26, 2010, 6:43 pm |

Central News Babe For Not Adding Me As A Friend
I should think there are many websites that would give tips about losing weight.
Monday, July 26, 2010, 7:00 am |

Death
It's always a blow when a household name makes their way upstairs.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 8:36 pm |

Central News Babe For Not Adding Me As A Friend
The Internet has made the world a small place.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 8:33 pm |

Helen Flanagan
I can't see her going much further than Coronation Street in the acting industry.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 8:31 pm |

Cunts who order a "Glass of Beer"
I wasn't aware of that.
Sunday, July 25, 2010, 8:51 am |

The Forum
No energy about it.
Saturday, July 24, 2010, 8:21 pm |

Coronation Street
It was good back in the 1990s.
Saturday, July 24, 2010, 8:19 pm |

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