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 Put your fucking phone down and keep your eyes on the road you stupid cunts!
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 It's got a fucking stupid name, it's huge and it looks like a fucking VCR!
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 Anyone who buys these things are cunts! The person who makes these things is a cunt! The iPhone 5 shown in the picture is currently on sale for the bargain price of £10,000,000! Even if I won the Lottery, I wouldn't be buying that.
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 These are an absolute fucking LIE! No one is ever actually jailed for life in this country. I'm sick of hearing "person X has been sentenced to life imprisonment and will serve a minimum of Y years" or stuff like that mentioned on the news. Sentences with a minimum term are NOT life! Fuck the justice system!
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 So here I am in the mood to play some video games and what happens when I turn on the console? I have to download a fucking update! For fuck sake, I just want to play some games, I don't want to spend the next 10-15 minutes waiting for some fucking update to finish downloading! I remember old games consoles where all you did was put the game in, turn it on and start playing. But with current consoles you have to sit through all this bullshit!
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 I've seen stupid adverts in the past but for fuck sake, this just takes the piss! Andrex are currently running a poll on whether people scrunch or fold their toilet paper. Yes, they want to know how we wipe our arses! Just fuck right off Andrex! It's none of your fucking business how I wipe my arse! Who in their right mind thought this would be a good idea? Were the people in the advertising department on crack and who the fuck approved this?!
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 For fuck sake, why do Channel 4 insist on showing this when we are EATING?!
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 This cunt is in those fucking EE adverts banging on about 4G. Not only do I not give a flying fuck about 4G but the fucking advert is on all the time and he uses the phrase 'totes amazeballs'. FUCK OFF!
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 This shit pisses me off in supermarkets. Most of the time these so called 'better value' packs tend to be more expensive than buying 2 of the same product at half the size of the bigger pack. An example I've noticed recently was for Shreddies in Tesco. 500g packs are £1.04 while their 1kg 'mega value' packs are £3.59! Fuck off you scamming cunts!
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 Fucking hell, as if the Iceland adverts weren't bad enough and that she has been bankrupt several times, Kerry Katona is now the face for a loan shark called Cash Lady. Cash Whore more like! Just look at the stupidly high interest rates they charge. 2,670% APR!! Who would ever borrow £300 from these cunts?!
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 Fuck right off! We've just had Christmas and New Year you cunts!
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 For fuck sake, why is this shit on the homepage of the BBC site?! How is this even breaking news?! Royal baby? Fuck off, just... FUCK RIGHT OFF!
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 So now that Christmas is getting closer, all these bloody fragrance adverts are being shown on TV all the fucking time! I don't want a fucking shitty overpriced spray for Christmas!
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 Why the fuck would I want to wash my hair with caffeine?! The advert is also on ALL the time which is driving me insane! I don't give a shit if you sold 2 million in Germany.
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 I'm not against raising money to help kids in need of help but what I do hate is the shitty telethon BBC does every fucking year! It's always the same shit! Awful comedy and shit music!
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 What the fuck is this?! This new logo looks fucking HIDEOUS!
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 Disney have bought Lucasfilm and now they have announced that they will be bringing out Star Wars Episode 7 in 2015. Fuck off!
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 So to get tickets in London it would have cost £406. However in Paris, they only have to pay £12. How the fuck is that fair?! What's even worse is that other people were selling on these tickets for £12,000! Yes, TWELVE FUCKING GRAND!! Fuck off you bunch of ticket touting cunts!
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 No, not the film but that fucking Adele song that gets OVERPLAYED to death on the radio! I have heard this song about 10 times and I'm already fucking sick to death of hearing it over and fucking over again!
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 Are you fucking kidding me Apple?! You only released the iPad 3 just SIX FUCKING MONTHS AGO!
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 Why? Why should we pay a charge for booking tickets online?! Ticketmaster are the worst offenders when it comes to this. The other day, I saw Watchdog and they were talking about prices for Rolling Stones tickets. The best seats were £375 plus a £31 booking fee. 31 FUCKING QUID FOR BOOKING SOME FUCKING TICKETS?! Not only that but they also charge a fee to print the bloody tickets! Fuck Ticketmaster and fuck anyone else that charges these stupid fees! Thankfully Cineworld got rid of their booking fees.
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 This franchise really needs to fuck off now! We have already had 4 of these films and now they've announced plans for a FIFTH film to be released next Halloween. For fuck sake Hollywood, quit it with the fucking sequels!
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 Yet more shit music in the chart. This pile of shite has now reached #1 in the UK Top 40 and currently has 339 million views on Youtube. Who the fuck is buying this crap?! I will NEVER buy it!
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 I don't get this at all. What is the point of queuing outside for HOURS just to get the latest fucking iPhone?! These people are a bunch of sad cunts!
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 Saw Watchdog on BBC One last night and this place was on there. Fucking hell, what an absolute SHITHOLE that resort really is! The chalets are fucking GROSS! Disgusting beds, mouldy pillowcases and carpets covered in dust. They then showed a fucking forklift and building materials just left in a CAR PARK where kids could easily access this stuff.
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 Apple, are you cunts having a fucking laugh?! £529 for a fucking phone?! All I can say is FUCK OFF!
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 I was in one of those shopping centres today and there was one of those kiosks where you sell gold. I saw someone bring in quite a bit of gold to this place and he was offered just £25. Are they having a fucking laugh?! I can't believe anyone would use these bunch of con artists!
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 FUCK OFF! That's what I feel like shouting down the phone every time I get a call from any of these cunts. We've had 4 calls today from 3 different numbers. We're registered with the TPS. I've reported these cunts to Ofcom and ICO and they've done fuck all about it!
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 Why the hell does Channel 4 keep making these fucking programmes?
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 So the Office of Fair Trading has launched an investigation into whether we are paying too much for petrol and we won't see the findings until JANUARY?! Why is it going to take that long? Of course we are paying too fucking much for petrol! The prices are about £1.40 per litre here which is fucking ridiculous!
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 This has been really pissing me off lately. Most ad breaks seem to be dominated with these fucking insurance adverts! Go Compare, Confused.com, Compare the fucking Meerkat, Moneysupermarket, etc... Fuck off, fuck off, FUCK OFF!!
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 Why the fuck would anyone call these directory service cunts when it can be done for FREE online?! For example, a call to 118 118 costs 38p per call PLUS £1.59 PER MINUTE! These cunts have got to be having a laugh charging rates like that!
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 For fuck sake BBC, we don't give a shit about what grades other people got in their A-Levels so fuck off!
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 This ungrateful cunt was crying just because he won a Silver Medal in the Olympic Diving. Look at Tom Daley who won a Bronze and was ecstatic! Anyone would be really happy to win a Silver!
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 These cunts relegated Victoria Pendleton just because she went outside the red line. Fuck off! Anna Meares ELBOWED her so how the fuck do you expect her to stay within the line?! Absolute fucking CUNTS!
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 These cunts have made SEVEN calls to us in the last 2 days. They keep trying to sell us magazine subscriptions. Fuck off! I will not buy shit over the phone!
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 I'm surprised that there are no nominations for this total cunt of a channel. Too many shit reality shows like Geordie fucking Shore and when they do play music it's usually the same old top 40 shite!
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 Just look at the picture. I had heard about this and after Googling for this news I came across the picture on Twitter. Yes, that's right, no one is allowed to sell chips except McDonalds. Other places can only sell chips if they come with fish. Fuck you McDonalds you bunch of corporate CUNTS!
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 Just fuck off! Anyone who says this is a CUNT!
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 This really fucking irritates me! Just look at what name Vodafone have come up with for their new rewards thing. Freebee Rewardz. Fuck off!
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 Well what can I say about this cheating diving cunt other than that he was fucking ATROCIOUS at penalties! Do not choose this useless cunt to play for England EVER AGAIN!
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 Just been watching the European Grand Prix and this cunt DELIBERATELY smacked into Hamilton on the second to last lap. I hope he gets penalised!
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 I've been watching a few episodes of "May The Best House Win" on ITV and there are some people that have carpet in the bathroom. What the fuck? Why even do that? It just looks fucking hideous!
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 This advert is a load of complete pretentious BULLSHIT! What is shown in the ad is some cunt I have never heard of going up in a plane 20,000 feet in the air and then he is filming a fucking fashion shoot while skydiving. Then the fucking advert has the cheek to say "As recommended by Nick Jojola." Now who the fuck is he, why should I buy a phone recommended by a cunt I've never heard of and why would anyone go skydiving with a fucking phone?! Oh and the radio advert can fuck off too. I hear that shit like every 10 fucking minutes on Absolute Radio!
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 £995?! Are you cunts having a fucking laugh?!
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 What in the fucking hell are these cunts playing at?! £2.30 for a fucking 500ml bottle of Coke?! £1.60 for a fucking bottle of water?! £3.80 for a cheese and lettuce sandwich?! All I can say is FUCK RIGHT OFF!!
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 I am sick to death of this fucking Jubilee being mentioned everywhere! The thing that pisses me off most about it are the stupid products being sold in supermarkets. I was in Tesco and Asda today and both of these places had those cunting Jubilee buntings everywhere! Fuck off, I don't give a shit!
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 I was listening to Absolute Radio just now and I heard on the news that people update their Facebook statuses while driving. Really now? Instead of keeping your eyes on the road you'd rather update some stupid unimportant shit on Facebook?! *sigh* Cunts!
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 This is fucking pissing me off!! These cunts ring us CONSTANTLY saying some bollocks about a loft insulation government grant. The worst part is that it's an automated call and it's always the SAME FUCKING NUMBER every time! The call always starts off with "Hello, our records show that..." I always hang up immediately after hearing that automated voice! Just fuck off and get a life you annoying cunts! We already have loft insulation and we don't need any more! We are on the Telephone Preference Service yet cunts like these STILL get through! We have had this call like 25 FUCKING TIMES in just the LAST MONTH! PISS OFF!
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 Who the hell gives a flying fuck about this shit?! It's just another fucking talent show full of cunts butchering more songs! I'm so bloody sick of it being on BBC One every fucking week! Even Louis Walsh says he hates this show.
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 These fucking adverts that begin with "This is an important announcement" are seriously PISSING ME OFF! It's not an important announcement you fucking cunts! I saw one for Claim4Refunds on Channel 4 today. Who the fuck has ever been stupid enough to take out PPI? Why does every single one of these ads look like they were made in fucking Powerpoint?! "We help people like Mr & Mrs Cray. They got back over £25,000." Complete and utter BOLLOCKS! How the fuck would they even get paid that much?!
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 So fucking what?! Who the hell gives a shit if this product or service is part of the Olympic Games? Do I buy a TV for the Olympics? Fuck no! Do I care who sponsors the Olympics? Again, fuck no! "Smart Viera, the official TV of the London 2012 Olympic Games." Do I fucking care?! Let me just say this again, FUCK NO!
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 60 fucking pence for a 1st Class stamp?!
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 Fucking ugly car! Why would anyone spend £15k on this?!
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 I was watching Come Dine With Me recently and I saw this girl that buys stupid clothes for her dogs. What is the fucking point?! Dogs are not kids for fuck sake! Why the hell do some people do this?!
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 Why oh why do charities like Sports Relief insist on having godawful bands do their singles? Why can't they ever pick GOOD artists and not that X Factor shite? JLS did this year's Sports Relief single. Thankfully it only reached #6.
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 I fucking hate this boring shit sport! Why did the BBC insist on broadcasting this for FIVE FUCKING HOURS?! Yet another waste of the fucking TV license fee!
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 For fuck sake, why is there ALWAYS a fucking sale on?! They say "ends Sunday 5PM" and what happens? They either extend it or have another fucking sale straight after that! I don't want a sofa and I certainly don't want to spend 4 fucking years paying for it! Is there ever a moment where everything is full price at this store? Fuck off you cunts and shove your sales straight up your ARSES!
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 This shit is pissing me off. There are fucking Easter adverts in JANUARY and FEBRUARY! Why the fuck would I care when it's nowhere near April? I wish that MaltEaster advert would fuck right off. Those girls are so bloody annoying! Also, Creme Egg can fuck off too. It also pisses me off when shops start selling their Easter Eggs just after CHRISTMAS! What the fuck is that shit about?!
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 FUCKING HELL, as if the Go Compare ads weren't annoying enough, this ad has topped that! The guy does some insanely fast rapping meaning I can't understand a fucking word that comes out of his mouth! Fuck this advert, it's probably the most annoying of 2012. It's another one of those ads I INSTANTLY mute everytime it comes on!
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 Just had an AUTOMATED phone call from some cunts saying that said "Our records show that you have not claimed free loft insulation..." I hung up after 6 seconds. We already have loft insulation. So FUCK OFF you automated CUNTS! !mad !bash
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 ARGH! I fucking hate these cartons! It's hard to pour a glass of juice without it splashing everywhere. Fucking useless things! !bash
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 What the fuck is this shit?! I watched this on ITV this morning and this was absolutely NOTHING like the Fort Boyard I loved back in the late 90s and early 2000s. They've cut it down from 1 hour to just 20 minutes, none of the characters from the original series exist and the show is presented by two presenters I have NEVER heard of. One is Laura Hamilton who presented shit programmes on Nickelodeon and the other is Geno Segers who is an actor best known for being in some Disney XD shit I really don't give a fuck about. What the fuck did they do to this show?! It's just fucking terrible now! !mad
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 If this Bill passes then the US Courts will have the power to issue orders to BLOCK websites. This will seriously fuck up the Internet. Several sites such as Wikipedia blacked out yesterday in protest. Fuck the cunts who came up with this Bill! !mad
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 I'm really sick of all those stupid cunts bringing up this Mayan Calendar bullshit! !bash Just because the calendar finishes on 21st December 2012, does not mean that the world will end. Fuck off with this shit already! !bash Oh and the 2012 film can fuck right off too! !mad
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 Fucking annoying know-it-all CUNT! I hate how all her guesses to questions she doesn't know are ALWAYS fucking CORRECT! FUCK OFF!!
"I don't know the answer Jeremy, but I'll have to guess (insert answer here)."
"Well done Daphne, that is correct."
FUCK OFF!!! !bash
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 Good fucking God! I have just finished watching the Bank Job on Channel 4 and the prize up for grabs in the final was £467,500. So how do they decide how the money is won? By doing a share or steal like that off Goldenballs (which is a shit gameshow). And just what do these cunts do? They both try to steal the cash meaning they get nothing and the other 3 contestants who went out earlier get more than £155k each. How can you refuse £233,750?! What a pair of GREEDY FUCKING CUNTS!! !mad !bash
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 I fucking hate this song! The lyrics are just repetitive. How the hell did this shit sell more than 980,000?! !bash
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 For fuck sake, when I put in a DVD or a Blu-Ray, I just want to watch the film and not sit through all these fucking movie trailers! Thankfully you can skip most of these by pressing "Menu" but with some discs, you can't even do that. When I try to do that on certain discs, it says "operation not available." Are you fucking kidding me?! So, what I'm forced to do is use fast forward. Why must they put these stupid trailers on the disc? I went to watch Scared Shrekless today, which is just 24 minutes long, and what do I see? Two fucking trailers for other films and they last about 2 minutes each. What's the fucking point?! The worst one though has to be on the Toy Story 3 Blu-Ray. It took me 18 fucking minutes just to get to the bloody main menu! Too many trailers and loading times just about everywhere. Fuck the cunts who put these trailers on the discs! !bash
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 For fuck sake, here we go again! Christmas Day has arrived and what do we get on the TV? Those fucking Boxing Day sale adverts! I saw like 5 of these in one ad break today. DFS, Comet, Harveys, Furniture Village, etc... ARGH!! FUCK OFF!!! !bash
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 What a fucking joke! It's no longer about how good the music is but making money! Because of X-fucking-Factor, all the talented bands and artists out there have fuck all chance of ever getting in the Top 40. We have shit like LMFAO (what a stupid name for a band), Maroon 5, Flo Rida and Leona fucking Lewis! Also, the Military Wives Choir song is utter shit. This is just a fucking excuse to make money for charity. It's no longer about ACTUAL talent. The music industry is completely FUCKED! !bash
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 What's the fucking point?! This is just another example of lazy TV. There are adverts like every 15 minutes and the program goes on for 3 fucking hours until mid-fucking-night! I also hate the bloody celebs that bang on about everything in these countdowns! !bash
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 What a fucking joke! Not only do these cost £7.40 now, but the useless fucking doctors prescribe stuff you could get for a fraction of the price. Why do they prescribe shit like nasal sprays and hayfever tablets which you can easily get from shops like Boots?! Fuck doctors, fuck the NHS and fuck the cunts who invented these bloody prescriptions! !bash
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 I'm so fucking sick of seeing adverts for these shite DVDs with those unfunny comedians. Why the fuck would anyone waste £15 on something they'd probably watch once?! That "Love Christmas? Love the must-have stand-up DVDs..." ad really gets on my fucking nerves! I wish the cunts releasing this shit would just fuck off! !mad!bash
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 Fucking useless cunts! I rang up for a taxi and they said they'd be about 5-10 minutes. 20 minutes later, no sign. 40 minutes later, STILL nothing. Then, finally after 50 FUCKING MINUTES, the bloody thing arrives. 5-10 minutes my ARSE! Their excuse was 'stuck in traffic.' BULLSHIT! There was no fucking traffic on the road you lying CUNT! !bash
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 Christ on a fucking bike, I have seen stupid people on gameshows but the two couples I saw on MPD last night were complete THICKOS! They both lost the entire £1,000,000 on the first question. The first couple thought that Justin Timberlake won an award for protecting "Friends with benefits." Other options were Trouser Snakes, The Environment and Sexy backs. They didn't read the fucking question properly! The second couple thought that a poster for Arthur Christmas was banned following complaints about it upsetting children. Other options were Sex and the City 2, Gnomeo & Juliet and Final Destination 5. Arthur Christmas is a U rated film you thick cunts!! !bleh Why the fuck would that upset children? It makes me wonder where Channel 4 get these stupid people from!
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 Are you fucking kidding me, Hollywood?! Another fucking sequel for a shit franchise? The CGI chipmunks are fucking HIDEOUS! !mad I will never go and see ANY of these films!
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 Good God, this show is a complete pile of SHITE! I watched the first episode thinking this might be funny but no, I don't laugh even fucking ONCE! After that, I never watched another episode. Fuck knows how this got a FOURTH series! !bash
Oh yeah, the Christmas special can fuck right off!
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 Oh deep fucking joy, the new X Factor Finalists single is in the chart and it's number fucking one! I know it's a charity single but the song is absolute SHIT! I don't want another X Factor cunt getting Christmas #1 this year! !bash
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 What's the fucking point of having a TV channel for just F1?!
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 Stupid cunt of a program CONSTANTLY informs me of an update being available. How many fucking updates does it bloody need?! FUCK OFF JAVA! !bash
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 What a massive C***! !laugh
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 Urgh... I fucking hate waiting at these things! They are fucking rank and people leave their fucking rubbish all over the floor! Some cunts have even put their cigarettes against the glass and caused some of it to melt making it look fucking disgusting! Oh yeah, the electronic screens they have on some of these are completely fucking USELESS! They only say "Refer to the timetable." What was the fucking point of that then?! !bash
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 Fucking revolting food! I tried these once and they were RANK! Never touched them ever again.
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 AAARGGHH!! Why do advertisers think it's a good idea to have bloody annoying screaming kids in their ads? Halfords is just one of those ads I fucking hate. A girl unwraps a Christmas present and then we are treated to 15 seconds of NON-STOP SCREAMING! This is not going to make me buy whatever it is they're advertising but give me a fucking HEADACHE instead! Everytime one of these ads comes on the screen, I reach for that mute button! To the advertisers who thought this was a good idea, YOU'RE ALL CUNTS!! !mad
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 This has got to be the WORST fucking excuse of a Christmas TV advert I have ever seen! All these kids are singing about getting expensive things for Christmas like D&G watches, Laptops and shit like that. This advert is implying that Christmas is about getting expensive presents. NO IT FUCKING ISN'T YOU CUNTS! The kid that sings "Who put an Xbox under the tree?" is surely far too young for one of those. He looks about 2! Also, young kids who see this advert will be pissed off when Littlewoods tells them that it is their mother who buys the presents and not Father Christmas. They will be very UPSET! The advert implies that these kids have a good mother just because she buys all that expensive shit! I want to slap the girl that says "my luvly luvly muvver" at the end! "Get them the things they want this Christmas by spreading the cost." FUCK OFF! Your products are OVERPRICED. An Xbox from them costs £249. They can fuck right off with prices like that. I can find an Xbox for like £170 for fuck sake! All the stuff in the ad comes to over £2,000! As if any mother would want to spend that much over Christmas! So, thanks Littlewoods for ruining Christmas you CUNTS! !mad
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 Yet another X Factor cunt ruining more music. Just look at what he's done to The Clash's "Should I Stay or Should I Go." FUCK OFF you untalented cunt! !mad!bash
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 Shit Family Guy spin-off that got more and more unfunny as the series went on. First few episodes were OK but I never laughed even once the last time I watched this show. Cancel this shite please, Fox!
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 I fucking HATE it when people snore! It's so bloody annoying and sounds so fucking disgusting! !mad
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 What in God's name is this shit?! Why is Disney making such shit films and sequels? Why are they making another film with TALKING DOGS?! It's just not fucking original anymore! Enough with this SHITE! !mad
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 The WORST video game developers ever! These cunts are responsible for those shitty Wii games like Ninjabread Man and Action Girlz Racing. Also, anyone who puts a "z" in place of an "s" is a cunt! !bleh
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 Oh my fucking God, you call this utter shit MUSIC?! All I am hearing in this song (if you can even call it that) is some woman saying "All day, all night" and "What the fuck?" all the time in this song. This track has no variety whatsoever. It's just the same shit beat throughout with the same crappy instrument playing the same notes over and over again. This shitty track belongs in a fucking nightclub. It amazes me how shit like this manages to reach #1 in the UK Top 40. I mean what the fuck is wrong with this planet? Why do some people have such shit taste in music now? Don't you idiots know that there is BETTER music than this pile of horse shit!! !mad!bash
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 "I'd rather be playing Sun BINGOOOOO!!" Yeah, well I'd rather watch paint dry than ever play Bingo. Stupid annoying cunt of a woman! If she appeared in front of me I'd beat the crap out of her! !mad
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 What's the fucking point?! I've had a Mountain Dew that was best before February 2010 and it's no different at all! I've also had a packet of crisps that were best before June last year and again no fucking difference whatsoever! So, why do these dates even exist? I understand the "use by" dates but the best before and sell by dates are USELESS!
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 Patronising smug cunt that makes me want to reach through the TV screen and punch him in the face everytime that Jobs(h)ite advert comes up on the screen! !mad
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 Because they keep advertising shit for Christmas 2012 when it is currently 2011. FUCK OFF!! !mad
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 I fucking HATE these stupid things! !mad I don't want to see some Labour, Tory or Lib Dem cunt on my screen! Why must they be on both BBC and ITV at the same time?! I switch over whenever any of these broadcasts come on. Why the fuck would anyone watch these?! !bash
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 Another selling programme that really needs to fuck off now! It's been on since 2000 and this format is really getting old. Change the "H" to a "C" to get the name of what this programme should be called, because it is full of CUNTS! These so called "experts" don't know shit about antiques! !bleh
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 Because they play the same current Top 40 shite ALL THE FUCKING TIME and talk non-stop! !bash
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 I fucking hate these annoying cunts! They bark insanely loud and they are just not cute in the slightest. Oh yeah, I also hate people who carry these creatures in their fucking HANDBAG! Anyone who does that is a cunt, especially celebrities like Paris fucking Hilton! !mad
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 Why the fuck would anyone pay £1.50 to get answers to questions they could EASILY find on Google?! OLLIE is a cunt! !bleh
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 What the fuck is this bullshit?! September is FAR TOO SOON for me to start caring about Christmas now. I've seen Daily Fail's and The Sun's Rewards Club. I've also seen that Studio catalogue ad. FUCK OFF! !mad
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 Why the fuck are TV stations ruining great classics with this fucking ugly CGI?! Look at what they've done to Rupert for fuck sake! One of my favourite shows from the 90s now RUINED! !cry
And the Kleenex advert has been butchered too. Instead of a real puppy that they used for 38 years, it now features a fucking ugly excuse of a CGI puppy.
FUCK CGI! !bash
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 Annoying smug cunts who make me want to reach through the TV screen and punch each and every one of them in the face! !bash !mad
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 I hate these bloody things. We get like 5 of these shoved through our letter box EVERY WEEK! Also, some of these bags are FAKE! There's no registered charity number on some of them and apparently some of these clothes DON'T even go to charity at all but get sold off instead. Fucking fraudulent cunts!! !bash
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 How the fuck is this cunt a celebrity? He was on "My Big Fat Gyspy Wedding" and now he's the winner of Celeb Big Brother 2011?! What the fuck is wrong with this planet?! Another Z-List cunt! !bash !mad
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 Not only was this cunt drunk, she also had no insurance. Stupid cunt could've killed someone or herself. It's a fucking miracle that didn't happen! !shock
The sentence she got was shit though. 9 months in jail and 15 month driving ban. Really? IS THAT IT?! !mad
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 I don't know how anyone can trust these useless cunts. 99% of the time, they seem to get it completely WRONG! !bash
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 Yet another pile of ITV dog shit! It's just another programme based on luck. As the title suggests, contestants pick Red or Black. I cannot believe this shit drags on for 1 hour 15 minutes. Oh yeah, it's also presented by the cunts Ant & Dec and it was thought up by Simon fucking Cowell! !bash It cost £15 MILLION to make this shite! Waste of money! !mad
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 I fucking hate Scouting for bloody Girls. If I have to hear "She's so lovely, she's so lovelllllllyyyyy" once more, my foot is going through the fucking TV!! !mad
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 TURN THE FUCKING THING OFF YOU LAZY CUNTS!! !bash Today, there was this woman leaving the engine running while doing NOTHING. After an hour it was STILL ON and then she was eating. Also, this was on a day where it was 22C. GET OUTSIDE FOR FUCK SAKE!! !mad It'll be so much cooler than sitting in a car with the windows and doors CLOSED.
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 Lately, we have been receiving countless calls from a number in Shrewsbury and after Googling the phone number, it turns out that it is one of those fake cunts trying to sell 3 year warranty for Sky HD boxes. I found out that there was this woman conned out of £300 because they were pretending to be Sky telling her that her Sky HD warranty is almost out and want the money for an extended 3 year warranty. She believed them. Absolute fucking scum of the earth, these cunts should be HANGED! !mad
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 Another fucking sequel?! !bash
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 OK, who the hell gives a fuck about this 3D shit?! Why does everyone insist in making a 3D version of a film that came out more than 10 fucking years ago?! Now they want to make Lion King in 3D? For fuck sake, the original came out in 1994! !bash
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 Anyone who names their band after fucking Internet speak is a cunt! !bleh
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 What the fuck has happened to Kids' TV? I remember when we had awesome shows like Tom & Jerry, Looney Tunes, Flintstones and many others. Now all we get is shit like Lazy Town and In the fucking Night Garden! !bash
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 Really BBC? Naming a gameshow after a fucking Internet meme?! Our license fee gets wasted on more Saturday night shit! I watched about 12 minutes of this on iPlayer today and just stopped watching. People do stupid challenges in order to win cash. Complete and utter fucking garbage! !bleh
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 Oh just fuck off ITV! There is nothing next gen about this shite excuse of a music talent show. It's just going to be different judges and the same old talent shit we've had for the last 7 fucking years! !mad
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 As if she wasn't enough of a cunt presenting those shitty parental guidance programmes on Channel 4, she is now a MEGA CUNT for suggesting that violent video games caused the UK riots. Fuck off you daft bimbo cunt! !mad
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 For fuck sake, we know about the bloody phone hacking scandal already! Why does every news broadcast feel the need to mention it all the fucking time? ITV News pissed me off when they mentioned that senior management knew about the hacking. WELL OF COURSE THEY FUCKING DID YOU IDIOTS! That's not fucking news!! !mad
Seriously, shut the fuck up about this bloody scandal!! !bash
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 I want to KILL whoever thought this shite advert was a good idea! It features some of the most EAR RAPING singing I have ever heard but still not quite topping Go Compare. "Squidgy, squidgy baby" makes me fucking cringe. Why the fuck are they singing about bloody SWEETS?! !mad
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 I fucking hate these stupid bikes! There's some cunt who keeps driving down our street on one of these and it's fucking annoying! !mad
How is that these things are illegal on the road yet are still ALLOWED to be SOLD?! It's impossible to report these bloody things as they have NO NUMBER PLATE. I hope every single one of these cunting bikes is crushed!
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 These scamming cunts called us today. There was this woman speaking so incredibly fast claiming that we could save on everything we buy for £98 a year. She then went on to say that we could have the first month for £1. Next thing she asks for is the debit card number and alarm bells start ringing. FUCK OFF YOU CUNT!! I'M NOT GIVING CARD DETAILS OVER THE FUCKING PHONE!! !bash
I Googled these people and found some threads from Money Saving Expert forums saying that this company is a scam. One of these threads goes all the way from 2006 up to 8th August 2011! 98 FUCKING QUID?! There are other BETTER cashback sites and one of them even does it for FREE! Also, the woman says that we received a pack in the post from them. Errrr... there was NOTHING in the post from these people. Stay the fuck away from these cunts! !mad
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 GET THE FUCK OFF MY TV!! !mad
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 The WORST fucking excuse of music I have EVER heard! I thought Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black were shit but I'd rather listen to them now than EVER hear this shitty song again! How did this shite reach #1?! This just proves that the music industry is fucked! !bash
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 Anyone who has played SMB1 before will surely remember how much of a cunt this enemy really was. He would keep trying to kill you with the Spinys he throws from the air and generally piss you off.
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 Why do Activision insist on releasing a new CoD game every fucking year?! Modern Warfare 3? Are you fucking kidding me?! !bash
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 I just saw the trailer for the new Smurfs movie and all I have to say is "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!" Way to ruin a classic with shitty CGI! !mad
Not only that, how many more fucking remakes do you want to churn out for fuck sake?! !bash
Finally, knock it off with all the damn sequels! I wish the Saw franchise would just fuck off! I mean SEVEN FILMS?! Talk about flogging a dead fucking horse! !bash !mad
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 Yet more Saturday Night shit from ITV. It's just another crappy Celebs only gameshow. Plus I hate Bradley Walsh, who is the host of this shit. Two celebrity teams are shown a panel of people and they have to guess which person has the unique talent or secret. This goes on for 45 minutes and I think it's far too long for what it is. I watched it for about 5 minutes and I just switched off. I can't believe this is on a second series.
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 Grow the fuck up you cunts! !mad
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 All I can say is that they can all just fuck off! !bleh
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 I fucking hate Nintendo's adverts with stupid Z-List celebrities banging on about how great the 3DS and the Wii is. I also hate seeing all the stupid cunts jumping around like complete idiots while playing a fucking video game! I mean, I see an ad with people playing New Super Mario Wii and they're all jumping around. IT'S A FUCKING PLATFORM GAME YOU TWATS! !bash There is no motion control in that! Also, just recently, I saw an ad about Pokedex 3D with those Britain's Got (Fuck All) Talent twats known as One Direction and I just wanted to puke! I remember when video games didn't involve all this casual shit. Fuck Wii Play Motion! I didn't buy a games console to play shitty mini-games! !bleh
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 FUCK OFF!! !mad I don't want to take in any shitty surveys over the phone. This woman I was speaking to said it would only take one minute. Oh, yeah right, these surveys usually take about 15 fucking minutes and if they think I would spend any time doing that shit, they've got another thing coming. So I just said "sorry, not interested" and hung the fucking phone up.
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 Quiz show with a bunch of smart aleck cunts! Whenever any of the Eggheads give the answer they go into more detail and act so smug about it. WE JUST WANTED THE FUCKING ANSWER! We don't give a shit about the details. Sometimes I just have the urge to punch each and every one of the Eggheads straight in the face! !mad
I also hate how Daphne guesses the answer to a question and somehow ALWAYS gets it right. That's a fucking FIX right there! !bleh
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 Why the fuck does this stupid Operating System ALWAYS need updating?! I've just installed more than 50 updates and W7 SP1 and it keeps telling me that even MORE of them are available. For now, it says no more updates available but I bet when I turn on the PC tomorrow there'll be another 20 fucking updates to download! !bash
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 If you thought Wonga's APR of 4214% was shocking then that's nothing compared to what it is on Pounds2Day. 5,570% APR!!! WHAT THE FUCK?! !shock
Bunch of loan shark cunts! Who the hell would fall for that?! !bleh
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 If I was naked and shaving and someone burst into the room shouting "WHOO" followed by asking "Hey buddy, how's your shave?", I'd punch the cunt in the face and tell them to FUCK OFF! !mad
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 Shite quiz show that should have been axed YEARS ago. I mean it's been on since 2000! I'm so glad Anne Robinson is quitting this in 2012. Thank goodness "Pointless", a FAR BETTER game show, replaced this on BBC1.
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 For fuck sake, all I want to do is watch a fucking DVD and the cunts decide to put those stupid UNSKIPPABLE copyright warnings which come up in like 20 fucking Languages! I don't want to read that shit! !mad
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 Another bunch of copyright whores who block videos in specific countries. I was trying to watch a "Frankie Goes to Hollywood" video and those bastards block it. Hello, I thought they were from the UK. WHY THE FUCK ARE CUNTS BLOCKING IT?! !mad
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 I fucking hate these bloody things. They are an aboslute fucking nightmare to get off. I try to pull the lid off and the stupid thing rips off. I'm forced to find another way of opening the lid. Why did they have to make milk bottles near impossible to open? These lids are utter cunts! !bleh
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 Lucky cunt! !bleh
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 I fucking hate hearing the word "probably" being said like that. Say the extra "b" you idiotic cunts! !bash
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 Why the fuck do they do this?! If I've already seen the series of a programme, why the hell would I want to see the same fucking bits AGAIN?! FUCK OFF BBC!! Yet another waste of the TV license fee! !bash
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 They are a complete fucking joke! Prices are now over £8. EIGHT FUCKING QUID PER PERSON! !mad
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 These letters are complete cunts whenever they come up in Countdown. They are horrible letters to use. Q is especially a cunt if there is no U with it.
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 What a load of absolute fucking BOLLOCKS! Their stupid advert says that soap pumps harbour bacteria. However, what do you do after you touch the pump. YOU WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS STRAIGHT AFTER TOUCHING IT!! Whoever invented this bullshit is a total cunt! !bleh
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 It's an absolute fucking JOKE! All it ever consists of is crappy R&B and pop shite we've heard several times. Where the fuck is the rock music?! !bash
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 I fucking hate these cunts buzzing around my room while I'm trying to sleep. This cunt of a fly woke me up at 3:30 in the fucking MORNING! !mad
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 It took 14 fucking years for this game to come out. It was announced back in 1997 and now it's finally out. What the hell took so long?! However, the game is a pile of horse shit! I tried the demo and I was completely UNIMPRESSED with it. The graphics are bland, gameplay is boring and worst of all, the load times are fucking atrocious! It takes like 40-60 seconds to load ONE level and if you die you have to wait for the fucking thing to load AGAIN! What the fuck is this shit?! This is 2011, not 1982! Absolutely NO FUCKING EXCUSES for that! !mad
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 It's utter shit! Why does it exist? Whoever invented this shite excuse of TV, is a cunt! !mad
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 I fucking hate these bloody envelopes being shoved through the letter box. They make you think it's something important from the government but then it turns out to be a load of fucking junk mail telling you that you may have won some prize from a competition you never entered in the first fucking place! To the cunts who post this shit, FUCK OFF!! !mad
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 FUCK OFF!! !mad I'm so sick of seeing this cunt on my TV screen every fucking day! !bash
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 For fuck sake, this meerkat shit is just being milked to death. I thought they were amusing back when they started but now it's fucking tiresome seeing this meerkat cunt all the time! Just fucking drop this format already! !bash
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 Whoever buys stuff from these con artists are complete cunts! I mean just look at the P&P and the cost of the phone call. The P&P can be anything from £5.99 all the way up £12.99. WTF? I've seen £8.99 P&P for a fucking RING! And then you got the cost of the call to add to that. £1.53 per call. Just don't fall for this shit.
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 What else can I say about these greedy money grabbing ARSEHOLES! They block any videos that contain music even if it's from a game like Guitar Hero and Rock Band. All I want to see is what the notecharts look like in the new songs and I can't see them because these wankers block them. They also block videos in SPECIFIC countries. "This video contains content from WMG, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds." FUCK OFF YOU DISCRIMINATORY BASTARDS!! !mad
I don't need to say anything else other than mention that these copyright whores are MEGA CUNTS! !bleh
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 Stupidly slow cunt of a file hosting website. I click on the "Download now" button and then it makes me wait 255 fucking seconds to just START downloading the bloody thing. So after all the waiting and beginning the download, I get shitty speeds of like 40 fucking KB/sec! This website is an utter CUNT! Fuck 4Shared! !bash
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 Cunts behind the hacking of the Playstation Network causing it to go offline for a month. They also hacked Nintendo's server and now they claim that they have found a way to hack into the NHS network. For fuck sake, get a fucking life you cunts! !bleh
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 What a shit name for a games console! Is that seriously the best they could do?
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 Are you kidding me?! We have to wait until fucking AUTUMN for the rest of the series?! What the fuck BBC?! !bash
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 Because they show about 600,000 repeats of Top Gear every day, show repeats of existing BBC programmes WITH ADVERTS and approximately 1% of the programmes they broadcast are actually new.
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 For fuck sake, why must there be a shit Bingo advert during EVERY fucking break?! Fuck off every single one of you! !mad
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 I FUCKING HATE these stupid "prove you're human" test things where you have to type in the words shown. The problem with this is that you sometimes get words that don't even exist or words that you can't even fucking READ! And just to be even more of a cunt they sometimes throw in random numbers in the middle of the word and they are sometimes so blurry that you CAN'T even SEE the bloody word! It's not just annoying words but some sites make you solve a fucking MATHS PROBLEM. Excuse me?! I just want to register on a fucking site, I'm not here to do some fucking homework you cunts! The slogan for the Captcha thing is "Stop Spam, Read Books." What the fuck? I have never seen most of those words in any books, so FUCK OFF!! !bash
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 You cannot be fucking serious! Why in God's name do we need a UK version of that pile of SHITE reality show, Jersey Shore?! !bash!bleh
MTV, just fuck right off! !mad
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 Jesus fucking Christ, are you Matalan cunts trying to make us feel sick?! The camera in the advert spins around CONSTANTLY making me dizzy! I have to look away whenever it comes on. How in the hell did this shit get approved?! !mad
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 FUCK OFF all of you! !mad I've just had to sit through an ad break that consisted of DFS, SCS, Argos, B&Q and Harveys adverts. I mean talk about completely fucking EXCESSIVE! This is why I sometimes hate Bank Holidays. All of these fucking furniture ads! !bash
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 Crappy channel full of shit comedies like Two Pints, which I've already mentioned, and shitty documentaries I really do not give a flying fuck about. They also have the habit of saying "coming soon" for EVERY new programme they advertise! The only shows I watch on this channel are Family Guy and American Dad. Everything else can just fuck right off! !bleh
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 Shitty programme about selling crap at auction. Oh, like we don't have enough of these! I wish this programme would fuck off and I wish they'd stop showing this shite during the fucking WEEKEND! Who the fuck would watch this on a bloody Saturday?! !bleh And they have a fucking celebrity version too! !bash
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 Because they made 14 Guitar Hero and 15 Tony Hawk games and they still continue to make Call of Duty. For fuck sake we've had SEVEN of these games now and now they're making an EIGHTH?! They also fucked up Spyro which was once a great franchise. Oh, and they charge rip off prices for downloadable content too.
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 This cunt is predicting that the World will end on 21st May. Errr... hello? WE'RE STILL HERE!! All this "end of the World" bullshit has got to stop. Fuck this guy and fuck the Mayan Calendar! !bleh
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 Crappy Shooting Stars rip off presented by that cunt Keith Lemon! !mad
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 Shitty advert with the most annoying shouty cunt I've ever seen on TV! "You buy one you get one free, I said ya buy one ya get one free!" FUCK OFF!!! !bash
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 More like "Two Pints of Piss and a Bag of Shit." This is one of the worst fucking excuses of a comedy I have ever seen! I can't believe this shite is on its NINTH series. WTF?! !bash
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 All I can say is fuck right off you annoying cunts! Stop pissing our money on shit adverts! These ads are so annoying that I am NEVER going to bank with these cunts! !mad
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 What the fucking hell is this bullshit?! Paying for a LICENSE to watch the TV? Whoever came up with this idea is a cunt! !mad
Not to mention that the BBC wastes OUR license fee on crappy programmes like Strictly Come Dancing and shitty talent shows like "Oliver!" and Over the Rainbow.
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 What the hell were BBC smoking when they came up with this horrible excuse of a gameshow?! Thanks for wasting the license fee on more shit programmes, cunts! !mad
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 Stupid statistics like "70% of 48 women agree." What kind of fucking lousy panel is that? What the hell does this prove? Who the fuck approved this to be shown on TV?!
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 What the fuck is going on with the UK weather?! We are currently getting like 27C temperatures in APRIL! What the heck? We haven't had ANY rain for 2 weeks.
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 For butchering the classic "Self Preservation Society" with their shitty rip off! !bash
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 FUCK OFF!! Why must these cunts insist on showing these stupid fucking ads with those unfunny comedians several times a day?! I'm sick to death of Direct Line telling me they're not on comparison sites! !bash
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 Can't believe this hasn't got a nomination. Exams are cunts! You got all this boring revision to do and then you are sitting in a room with about 300 people for 3 fucking hours trying to answer questions! The worst part is waiting to find out whether you have passed or not. Whoever invented exams is a cunt! !bleh
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 Oh great, just what we need, ANOTHER fucking chat show! As if we didn't have enough of these already! !bash
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 Why should I have to wait to start downloading a fucking file?! Sites like Megaupload and Rapidshare make me wait 45 seconds but they are not the worst. 4shared wanted me to wait 695 SECONDS!! !shock I mean what the fuck?! I'm never paying for your fucking premium service, cunts! !mad
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 Shit song, shit lyrics, repetitive, still sounds crap WITH autotune and the worst song EVER! Dear God, it's worse than Justin Bieber! !shock
How in the hell did this get 86+ million views on Youtube?! !bash
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 What the hell is the point of showing like ONE SECOND of a car and not telling us a thing about it? I don't want to watch some twat using buckets of paint as drums for fuck sake! !bleh
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 Fucking hell, all I wanted to do was print 3 pages with BLACK text on them and the fucking printer moans at me about there being no colour ink in the cartridges. WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE COLOUR when all I need is the bloody TEXT?! !mad
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 For fuck sake, why must EVERY fucking programme on ITV have a lame competition to go with it?! Programmes like Millionaire, The Cube, EVEN bloody Benidorm and many others! Fucking hell, I DON'T want to enter a competition so stop shoving them in my face! Not to mention that the call costs £1.54! Are you shitting me?! I know they have online entry too but they most likely ignore those. I'm sick of listening to "Calls cost £1.54 from a BT landline, other networks may vary..." Blah blah fucking BLAH BLAH! It wastes like 2 fucking minutes! !mad
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 He's the cunt behind that opera shit on the Go Compare adverts! !mad
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 NO, I don't have 5 minutes to complete your fucking survey you CUNTS! !mad !bash
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 I know the guy himself already has been nominated but the show he does on ITV is shit. The people who made this horrible excuse of a chat show are cunts! Alan should stay away from daytime TV and go back to gardening. This cunt of a programme has had 7 fucking series! Who the fuck watches this? GET THIS SHIT OF THE TV!! !mad
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 Rip off cunts selling video games for over-inflated prices. £42.99 for a Wii game?! !shock FUCK OFF!! !mad!bleh
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 What the fuck? The 5* logo is way too big and very distracting. Why the hell is it so bright?! The 5USA logo is just fucking OVERSIZED! I mean it takes up the whole top left corner of the screen! Was there really any need for the "USA" to be in such fucking huge letters?! The people who designed these logos are cunts! !mad
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 I am so fucking sick of TV channels using this phrase when they are advertising new programmes. It especially pisses me off when they continue doing this for the same programme even after 5 fucking weeks! It's also annoying when the advert for the programme lasts like 2 fucking minutes! Just knock off this shit and give us the goddamn date you CUNTS! !mad
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 How does this cunt not have a nomination? Her song "Whip My Hair" is fucking irritating and the worst pile of shit EAR BLEEDING music I have EVER heard! How can you call saying "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH", at least 60 fucking times, singing? How did this shite reach #2?! !bash
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 What the fuck is this?! The people who created this shite excuse of a cartoon are cunts and should be SHOT! !mad
Seriously, cartoons are just a fucking joke now! !bash
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 4214% APR?! Are you cunts having a fucking laugh?! !bleh
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 Whoever designed Spyro to look like this is a cunt! I remember the first 3 Spyro games on the Playstation and those were some of the best games ever! Thanks a fucking lot for RUINING my childhood, Activision, you cunts! !mad
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 So, I went down to the Post Office to post an envelope containing 6 sheets of paper. All seems to be going well and then due to the stupid size pricing, the large letter is now a large packet because it wouldn't fit through the slot. So, instead of 66p it now comes to £1.39. Are you fucking kidding me?! £1.39 to post 6 sheets of fucking paper just because it doesn't fit through the slot?! I asked if I could make it a large letter by folding it and they said yes. I then asked if I could borrow sellotape and they say that they don't have any. Fucking bullshit! How can a Post Office not have sellotape?! Surely they will have used it at some stage. The person at the till was very unhelpful and not paying attention! Fucking useless cunts! !bash
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 OK, seriously what the fuck is going on with TV these days? I was watching 10 O'Clock Live on Channel 4 last night and those fuckers went to a break at 10:54PM. The programme is back on at 10:57PM and then by 11:00PM the show is FINISHED! So, after that break there was just 3 minutes of the programme left. What was the fucking point of that break?! Whoever decided to do ad breaks like this is a CUNT! !mad
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 "That's how whales talk and you can hear them from hundreds and hundreds of miles..."
SHUT UP!! !mad
The people who keep putting this ad on are cunts! I've seen it about 100 times now and it's annoying the shit out of me! What the hell does this have to do with banking?! I don't care if you opened 21 years ago. I can't wait for them to turn 22 so that this ad can piss off.
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 Do I have to say anything else? UTTER CUNT! !mad
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 Why the fuck would anyone want watch a TV channel hosted by those cunts at Ocean Finance?! Their shit adverts are enough to make me NEVER want to go anywhere near that channel! !bleh
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 Can't believe no one has nominated this cunt! Unfunny comedian who I just cannot stand and his voice is so annoying. He also appears in those shite National Accident Helpline ads as the voice of an animated dog (as in the picture). I HATE that advert! !bash
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 Another shit dancing programme full of celebrities performing dance moves! Sunday night TV is now a fucking joke! !mad Kerry Katona being on this is enough to make me AVOID this shite excuse of a programme. Whoever came up with this idea is a cunt!
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 Fucking overpowered item in Mario Kart Wii that knocks you from first place all the way down to LAST FUCKING PLACE! You know how annoying it is when you're metres away from the finish line thinking that you're about to win and then that cunt of a Blue Shell hits you! ARGH! !bash
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 I'm talking about such stuff as Come Dine With Me and May The Best House Win. These cunts should be BANNED from ever appearing on another one of these shows! In CDWM there was this bitch who deliberately scored everyone a 1. She was found out and ordered to re-think her scores.
On MTBHW there was this person who is definitely a good example of a under-marking cunt. He deliberately scored everyone elses houses a low score. The scores he gave were 2, 3 & 3 while everyone else has been awarding scores FAIRLY by giving at least 6. All this cunt cared about was winning the £1,000 and didn't give a shit about anyone else. Finally, the fake surprised reaction he showed upon opening the envelope holding the cash made we to punch the cunt in the fucking face! !mad
I can't believe those cunts at ITV allowed this to happen! All you tactical voting cunts just FUCK OFF! !bash
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