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  1. DrCunt

    Royal Wacky Races

    Two a penny? At that price I'm surprised they're not the new main ingredient in Findus lasagne.
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    Stupid bird box cunts

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    Gemma Collins

    Never heard of him, but he sounds positively dreadful. Does he drive a Range Rover or is he a golf club member?
  4. I'm surprised they didn't take a shit on your windscreen.
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    Cunts who put “sauce” bottle on the table

    He's so pumped full of it, I (unfortunately) imagine that his shits are like a rancid 3" diameter version of brown and white Aquafresh.
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    Cunts who put “sauce” bottle on the table

    Beats the hell out of being you though. Dickless bore.
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    Cunts who put “sauce” bottle on the table

    Cheers. 6 or 7 years counselling, at least 3 visits a week, should just about help me survive the onslaught. It's going to be tough, but with the right amount of support from the utter cunts here I could just make it through.
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    Cunts who put “sauce” bottle on the table

    Please just die and do the whole world a favour. Worm.
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    Cunts who put “sauce” bottle on the table

    Chicken of the Woods grows in abundance around these parts and it's not bad, but nothing special. I usually let the Mrs try any wild mushrooms that we collect first. Could prove to be a useful habit if one wants avoid divorce costs in the distant future. It looked edible to me Constable!
  10. It needs to be repeatedly smashed in the face... ...with a 4 ton wrecking ball.
  11. DrCunt

    Preachy Gillette Ad

    The boys of today will be the men of tomorrow? Not likely with the way the world's going. What a fucking disgrace.
  12. Would it be inappropriate to "like" this? Oh what the hell, go on then.
  13. He's more likely to enjoy getting a good sized portion of Phallus impudicus inside him. Dirty cunt.
  14. DrCunt

    Beauty and The Flid

    For three thousand, beautiful, lovely pounds, I'd have to say he'd shit himself.
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    The Past Did Not Exist

    Colonel Sanders was black?